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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
Something happened the other day that reminded me of this old lady, I'll call her the "Food Thief Granny".When I worked at another hotel (no names please - I'm incognito as they say), there was this sweet little old lady that would constantly crash the cocktail hours for the business events. We had many groups that, after their day-long meeting, would have a 1 hour farewell cocktail hour. They w
I say right from the outset that I’ll do my best not to fall into the cynic trap in writing this piece so I’ll do it from the point of view of a hard-nosed campaign manager whose only thoughts are victory. The ‘Barack and his grandmother’ factor cannot be ignored. First thoughts might have been [...]
New York City police have arrested a 21-year-old suspected mugger who had a fist fight with an 83-year-old deaf grandmother. Elsie Barretto used only her fists to fight off a young mugger who was 62 years younger than she when he tried to rob her in her New York City apartment building.Granny Elsie refused to give up her money even after the mugger repeatedly punched her in the face. Elsie said th
If you are trying to figure how how to do a simple granny square, then maybe I can help you. I love granny squares and have been creating items for years with them.
Bristol Palin 17-year-old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is pregnant.Bristol is reportedly five months pregnant and would be due to give birth in late December. Sarah Palin was presented three days ago as Republicans’ vice-presidential candidate. Mrs Palin told in her statement that Bristol would keep the child and was to [...]
‘Eight Golden Greats’ is the debut album from the Old Believers pair of Nelson Kempf and Keeley Boyle. It sounds earthy and blessed with the sort of moving parts that just get you in the gut. Because it comes from a remarkably youthful duo from Alaska also helps, that and the fact that it is fashioned in parts in Win Butler’s image. So as you’d expect there is plenty of mood with Nelson Ke
Melbourne, Florida (ThaLunatic Daily) -- Betty Daniels Gayle, a 67 year old Melbourne, Florida woman was arrested and charged with battery on a police officer after she punched a police officer in face. According to police, officers were first called to Ross Department Store Monday after receiving a complaint that a customer was being abusive to employees at the store.When officer Charmaine Law
Granny and her kitties have earned a vacation, so it's off to paradise for a relaxing break! But, while napping, Granny's furry friends have been abducted! Guide Granny on her quest to rescue her beloved pets. Run, dig, climb, swing, float and tumble through 5 worlds and more than 170 levels, as you rescue the cats and outwit the minions of the nefarious Dr. Meow. Fast, fun and easy to learn, Gran
All that glitters is not gold.How true. For example, silver. Or a wrapper from a Quality Street. Those are just two of the many things that can glitter and are not gold.And by the same measure all that involves pole dancing isn't sexy.Take a look at this...It's the latest YouTube hit, and it's a pole dancing granny.You look at it and think, "Eugh!", but in the back of your mind you know that af
With too much free time on my hands, I went op shopping again. It seems as though I do this every day I have off work. My justification is that it is so cheap and much more affordable than department store shopping, anyway. This is what I wore:Top: Cotton OnSkirt: 80's CueBlack stockings: ColumbineGrey stockings worn underneath: ShoutShoes: thriftedI take photos in my bathroom. Gosh, where's the c
It would have been almost ten years ago that my Granny was diagnosed with breast cancer, had one breast cut off and started chemo.
It would be about three years since she was diagnosed with stomach cancer. It wasn’t operated on, but controlled medically instead, and controlled well.
It would be about two weeks ago that Granny [...]
Charges of unfair imprisonment. Allegations of a nursing home abduction. A heated debate between a local family and state officials highlights the complexity of addressing alleged elder abuse.
Mary Stenlund, Linda's 88-year-old mother who had been living with her for the past 26 years, fell ill and was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. A week later, the Department of Human Services (DHS) o
[google images's best result for "cool grandma"]Grandma's coming to town this resort season (translation: around January '09), and it's going to be a happy visit indeed--for me, at least. Not my actual grandma (though she's pretty awesome; she's always been obsessed with fashion, made me a pink-and-purple colorblocked cardigan with purple hippo buttons when I was 4, and used to make her own yogur
Say what you want about Uncle Andre's get-up, but my granny thinks that this ensemble is the shty! She was like, "where he get that bejeweled head wrap from?, ...and did you see that grey silk house gown and matching velvet shoes!?" She was just dropping hints left and right, so i guess she'll be getting a similar freakum house gown and velvet slippers for her b-day. Andre Leon Talley escorted
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My Granny Went to Market (A Round-the-World counting Rhyme)
Written by: Stella Blackstone
Illustrated by: Christopher Corr
Read Alone: Ages 4-7
Read Together: Ages 0-4
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This book takes you far away to ten different locations in the world. I feel like after reading this book with my daughter, that I have taken
Granny Smith sets a new recordPassionPerformance.ca, Canada - 9 hours agoAfter four months of hard work, a collaborative effort between Triumph Motorcycles, Bike Magazine and a group of high school students have managed to bring ...
It's called "Granny Snatching" and elderly advocates say it happens often, where hospitals are named guardians of an elderly against the families wishes.This video highlights the case of Mollie Orshansky who is a victim of granny snatching and who's niece, Jane Pollack, took her back:Granny Snatching Case ProbedPollack removed Orshansky from George Washington University Hospital without advance no
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Today I struggled in every way at every turn. Finally, near the end of this very long day, I set a Granny Smith apple on a red file folder and broke out my new tubes of Winsor Newton Gouache. It’s so nice to finally [...]
This video has surfaced recently of an apparent granny ghost in an elevator, captured by an office building's CCTV system in Singapore.
At first, it was described as happening in the Volkswagen...
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“Granny snatching” occurs when greedy guardians exploit elder or disabled family members by moving them to a state with laxer rules. Granny snatching laws vary drastically from state to state.04-2008:Colorado Senate Bill 100 creates uniform laws for Colorado’s oversight of guardianship. The Bill creates protections for seniors and disabled transported across state lines by greedy guardians.“When grandma starts to show signs of memory loss, she may choose to sign over her bank accounts and estate to a trusted family member. Unfortunately, some people abuse this trust. This bill simply protects vulnerable populations from greedy guardians while making sure that well-intentioned family members can continue to make good decisions for their loved ones.”The bill passed on a vote of 62
I rummaged around in my freezer to see what sort of meat might be lurking in the chilly bin. I found a package of pork chops which I don't remember buying recently, which meant it was time to use them up.
Normally, I fry pork chops with a few spices or fresh herbs but wanted to do something different. I like the sweet and savory combination of pork with apples, so decided to combine them in
I rummaged around in my freezer to see what sort of meat might be lurking in the chilly bin. I found a package of pork chops which I don't remember buying recently, which meant it was time to use them up. Normally, I fry pork chops with a few spices or fresh herbs but wanted to do something different. I like the sweet and savory combination of pork with apples, so decided to combine them in a b
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Authorities say an 18-year-old man is charged with elder abuse for having his senile grandmother wear a black mask and hold a handgun for a video on thug life in Palm Beach County.
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Authorities say an 18-year-old man is charged with elder abuse for having his senile grandmother wear a black mask and hold a handgun for a video on thug life in Palm Beach County.
The 85-year-old woman is seen and heard on the video threatening to shoot “all the pigs,” referring to [...]
Unlike your average granny, this ol hipster really knows how to smoke it up. Watch as she swings her granny-junk all over the dance floor. Better put on your safety goggles if you don’t wanna lose an eye.
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How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma’s a sexy piece of ass too! We’d do her! Just take her dentures out and she’s ready to...
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Jaime Pressley from My Name Is Earl was on David Letterman recently with a sizzling new short hairdo. She looked gorgeous, as always.
The reason for Jaime’s visit with Dave? To promote her new book, to talk a little about Earl and to plug her part (her voice) in the new movie - Horton [...]
Well its finally happened.
The last nail was hammered into the coffin and the cadaver rests forever undisturbed inside.
Ok, its a little dramatic, I grant you that but when you are wronged repeatedly you have to say enough is finally enough.
A shop sells you crap, you stop buying. Your train company delays you, you fly or [...]
You may or may not remember my incredulous post back in July about the 70 year old woman who was attacked by the police for not watering her lawn. It was, after all, more than six months ago that Betty Perry was tackled by Officer James Flygare, a member of the Orem, Utah’s Neighborhood [...]
Since I'm on a Granny Square bent, I came across this picture and thought I would share. What an idea to decorate! I love all the bright colors, and their use of borders on both the squares and on the shapes in general.
Since I'm on a Granny Square bent, I came across this picture and thought I would share. What an idea to decorate! I love all the bright colors, and their use of borders on both the squares and on the shapes in general.
And the thought that I should do something with the yarn that my boyfriend gave me before he comes to see me.And then it just grew... and grew, and I started adding colors!What do you think? Is it destined to be a wall hanging, an afghan, or something else entirely?
And the thought that I should do something with the yarn that my boyfriend gave me before he comes to see me.And then it just grew... and grew, and I started adding colors!What do you think? Is it destined to be a wall hanging, an afghan, or something else entirely?
Super Granny is back and better than ever! As Super Granny, Kamila and Margaret reminisce about their past adventures, help the ladies navigate 6 exotic locales. Everything will lead up to a final showdown with the nefarious, and dastardly named, Colonel Hans Foote, the leader of a mysterious shadow organization.read more | digg story
Looks like Sticky-Vicky hasn't been working out before the Spice tour. What a charming suit...Gee Vicky, have you no fashion sense what so ever?! Granny Spice all the way
Do you have a grand mother? Does she like to knit? Can you make a simple web-page? If your answers to these questions are "yesâ€, then check this low budget high profit idea for your brand new online business!
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Woman fined for hammer fit at Comcast
She was fined and got a suspended jail sentence, but Mona Shaw says she has no regrets about using a hammer to vent her frustration at a cable company.
"I stand by my actions even more so after getting all these telephone calls and hearing other people's complaints," she told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.
Shaw, 75, and her husband, Don, say
It's Friday, you made it!This has been a looooong week, but before I disappear into my real work today, I had to share this with you.I came across this fine gem yesterday about the OLDEST blogger. I thought it was me, but who knew???This sweet woman is 108 years old, and she's still got a lot to say! Check it out:Oldest Blogger at 108 Years OldYou know what that means, right? I have at least another 68 years left of blogging in me. lol.
A shocking story from Russia, a man has married his own gran.
What! How ugly must the rest of the women in that town be when you end up having to pull your granny?
And I didn't even know they had The Jeremy Kyle show over there.
But maybe, I've got it wrong. Maybe the gran is the idea woman for every man.
She's a good cook, she's nice to you...
...and she reminds you of your mum.
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People may say that dead men tell no tales, but I beg to differ. As many Jamaicans may know, their deceased relatives never really just go away into the “Great Blue Yonder”. They are always around us, helping us mind our business.Personally, I never really thought too much about what happened to our loved ones when they died. However, after much soul-searching and real life experiences, I have no doubt that there is a “Dead Grannies Society”. This is an elite group of corpses that get together all in the name of their children and grandchildren. They trade stories, and on occasion they do each other a favour or two.Helping their survivors get through life, by sparing them from perilous circumstances and snares. I’m sure you all have stories about a dead relative’s voice rescuing you from harm, or sending you a message in a dream, or speaking through other people you may come in contact with. All these experiences, are ways in which our loved ones maintain contact with us. T
FORT PAYNE, ALA– A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence.
Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the jail term.
Duncan’s daughter, Theresa Duncan, was also arrested August first.
The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — at $15 each.
Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.
“Prostitution is not something we see a lot of in the Fort Payne area,” Walker told The Times-Journal. “However, we are glad that something of this nature was brought to our attention, and were able to put an end to this operation.”
There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Ma
Little Johnny was staying with his granny for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Granny, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling".Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Granny, it isn't called sexual intercourse.It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
If you’ve been paying attention to the Little League World Series, Good for you! Japan has just won the International Title, with a walk off Grand Slam to be Curacao 7-4. This is the second game in a row that Japan has won with a walk off, they advanced with a walk off jack against [...]
I've just spent a few moments reading about June Turnbull a 79-year-old Guerrilla Gardening pensioner who has come under the scrutiny of the nanny state. She hasn't come under the watchful eye of the Wiltshire county council because she's on a terrorists watch list- her crime is that she's operating "without the necessary "Section 96" safety licence" as she tends to a flower bed on public land. For those of us not versed in bureaucracy this means that she doesn't have a permit to garden on public land, she's not wearing an orange safety vest, she doesn't have a look out and there aren't signs warning motorists work being done ahead.According to the article by the BBC she has been tending to this flower bed for the past six years, the Daily Mail reports she's been doing it for eight years. For between 6-8 years June Turnbull has been biking for a half-mile from her home to the roadside planter to work in violation of "Section 96" without anyone noticing. Two years ago Urchfon
Boyshorts give a new face to old style panties. They are frequently low cut in the front and have a square cut along the thigh and around the back. This leaves a little check showing which can be incredibly sexy, while still giving more coverage than thong panties. Boyshort panties are great under skirts or short dresses, or to sleep in. They are available in a variety of colors, patterns, and fabrics, and you are bound to find one that fits whatever you prefer. Shopbarbara.com is proud to present over 30 different styles of boyshort panties. Particularly notable are the Cotton Hip Hugger Boythong (MGC30) by Mary Green panties. This pair of boyshorts is all cotton which some prefer. It has sexy lace trim, and fits very well. Cosabella panties long history of impressive lingerie is easily understood in its Forever Low Hotpant. The Forever Low Hotpant is unique in its material and its super sexy look. Belebumbum’s Oliva Boyshort (BELOLIBS) is a gorgeous version of the usual slee
Granny Gert’s Paddleless Ping pong Flash cartoon
Ping Pong like you’ve never seen it played before.
Go ahead, give it your best shot. She’ll beat you with
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Is it the supernatural powers of Russian women?Or maybe it’s just a photoshoped image?No! This boulder is from pumice-stone, the lightweight mineral which is formed from volcano lava. So even the boulder of such size can be lifted easily. And not only by Russian women.
We all know who Ameesha Patel’s closest family member is. It’s the woman she loves the most, more than anything else - her grandmom. The girl had an eventful birthday, and even during the week-long celebration (yes, her birthday party lasted that long), she was planning her granny’s birthday all along. “I love celebrating my [...]
Pueden descargar Granny in Paradise desde aquíGranny in Paradise es un muy divertido juego de plataformas al viejo estilo.El objetivo es ayudar a Granny a rescatar a sus gatitos que están perdidos y son presa de malvados perros, nativos y robots. La estética del juego es muy linda, lleno de flores y colores agradables.Al principio el juego es bastante facil, pero con el paso de los niveles (tiene 170 niveles distintos) se requiere de una mayor destreza.Es muy gracioso ver a la abuelita usando su paraguas como paracaidas o trepandose por los techos o cavando un pozo para que caigan sus enemigos en él.Es un juego no violento y muy divertido, ideal para toda la familia.Pueden descargar Granny in Paradise desde aquí
Texas Rangers' rightfelder Sammy Sosa hit his ninth career grand slam off Cincinnati Reds pitcher Matt Belisle as the Rangers beat the Reds 7-6 Friday night. The long ball put Sosa at 599 career home runs, just one short of some very elite company. Only four other MLB players have reached the mark, Hank Aaron, Barry Bonds, Babe Ruth and Willie Mays. Sosa had not hit a homer since May22, and had 70 at bats during the stretch. Sosa hit his 500th career home rin 2003, ironically the same season his bat exploded during an at-bat and cork started pouring out as if it were a pinata. Sosa endured more controversy, when he along with other current and former MLB players testified before Congress on the steroid issue. Sosa had his attorney do all his speaking for him at the hearing, as Sosa sat and watched the proceedings without opening his mouth. (C) Copyright thesackattack.com
On the surface Granny Leek looks like any other little old lady. She has a face like a wrinkly apple and fluffy white hair that you can see her scalp through. She wears thick square glasses and she lives with a budgerigar in a two bedroom sheltered housing bungalow.Mum says that underneath Granny Leek's acrylic cardigan beats a heart as hard as nails. And after a night spent sleeping on Granny Leek's Z Bed I am inclined to agree with Mum.It started OK. Dad picked me up from school without Pirate Percy. Which was a huge relief. But then he said Pirate Percy was tucked up in his rucksack on his back and muttered something about him being safer in there.When we got to Granny Leek's she had cooked us a proper old-fashioned sort of tea: steak and kidney pie with vegetables and everything. Mum hardly ever cooks anything like that unless she can buy it frozen. I didn't like the kidney bits though so I picked them out and put them on the side of my plate. Granny Leek asked me if I was 'si
So, I never was attracted to Mischa Barton.
And this just seals the deal. Granny? Really.
-shudder- I better not here a ‘Yowza’ from the right. . .
I’m not as superficial as my cohort to the left. Anytime I see Mischa Barton’s panties… even “granny panties”… I say YOWZA!
Yesterday in Sunshine West, a crook forced his way into a suburban house brandishing a baseball bat and a gun (the gun turned out to be fake). Unfortunately for this home invader, he got his butt kicked by Grandma and the kids. The poor schlep charges into the kitchen where the family had congregated and [...]
What the hell was Christina Agulaira thinking here? Here she was spoted exiting the Mercer hotel in New York. She looks like a crazy 60 year old homeless that lives in the F train. She even has her pillow with her incase she needs a nap. This has to be one of the worst pictures of Christina… what ever happened to that genie in a bottle Christina?
Anyone from Florence, or Huntsville, Alabama area I can talk about sewing with? Granny FannyLast post by Granny Fanny at Sat 12 Apr 2008 01:47:59 AM Total posts: 1
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