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Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : 0 Age : 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly [...]

Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Girl Friend SMSBhakt - Bhagwan! Mujhe dard De, dukh de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche har muskil laga de.Bhagwan - Abe!!! paheli kyon bhuja raha hai sale, ek line main bol na Girl Friend chaiye!

Shah Rukh Khan, like we said before the Badshah of bollywood is taking actions! Salman the stupid Khan's worst nightmares are becoming alive!Salman's ex girl friend Katrina kaif is thrown out of the Temptation Reloaded Tour.Doesn't Salman know what is the power of Shah Rukh?Oh!AB tera keya hoga Salman?!But Katrina took a good decision by dumping Salman! Katrina kaif is really dumping Salman the s

Imran Khan, the nephew of superstar Aamir Khan and filmmaker Mansoor Khan, is the next film heir to hit the Bollywood marquee after the grand debut of Rishi and Neetu Kapoor’s son Ranbir in November 2007 with the disastrous Saawariya.Bollywood film royalty never had it so good. Comparisons between the two actors are inevitable, but being of the good old film stock, Imran’s career sure looks pr

Below is an print-screen of a msn conversation between a friend and I.She misses me! :pAnyway, some many days ago, while at FEP, I bought 3 pairs of earring at this shop called Watt's In. 3 for $5. Damn cute lah. I meant the earrings I choosed. :pThere are 127 people in the NOMINEE LIST now.I'm so far way from my goal of getting into top10 lah. :(Support Yi Xuan Feng! are the posts relating to my

Was going through the stats and saw this: That’s one of the funniest search engine referrals I’ve seen in a long time lol honestly, do your really need Google to tell you if your girlfriend is a retard or not?

Gallagher, that icon of the eighties said it best, "the difference between a male and a female is a male can walk by a shoe store, especially when he has shoes on his feet.' You have my permission to use it at those wonderful upcoming holiday parties; I don't know if you still need Gallagher's permission. But the truth of the matter is, women love to shop, women love to spend money, women love to buy things. I am not sure they like things more than men; in fact I am quite sure men like their possessions more than women, partly because the act of obtaining them is not a religious experience for them, but the possessions men own tend to be more revered. Men also tend to have fewer of them. Men's homes are less knick-knackery, less cluttered, less homey. Men's homes tend to be stark compared to women's, tend to have better electronics, and perhaps one incredible chair or sofa. Some exercise equipment, and a coffee table. What they lack is st

The Superwoman of Metropolis! by an unknown writer and Kurt Schaffenberger …to teach inquisitive Lois a lesson… Jimmy, Lois and Clark are in the Planet newsroom when Jimmy spots a plane going down. Clark fakes a headache to get away and saves the plane as Superman, worrying Lois is going to harass him again for his lame excuse. She does, telling him his birthday present to her the next day can be a full disclosure. The next morning, Superman intercepts Lois on her way to work with promises of a birthday present–all she has to do is meet him at an empty warehouse in a costume similar to his. When Lois arrives, appropriately dressed, Superman informs her he’s going away on a long mission and he needs someone responsible to take his place–he’s going to transfer his powers to her. Lois is shocked; immediately following the transfer, Lois can bend steel bars. At home, she fashions a wig, deciding her identity must remain secret. At the Planet, Perry assigns Lo

The Girl Who Stole Superman by an unknown writer and Kurt Schaffenberger …you’d expect trouble–and that is exactly what you get! On assignment covering Metropolis’s slums, Lois discovers Superboy’s girlfriend Lana Lang in line for a charity food service. Lois approaches her and discovers Lana came to Metropolis looking for work and failed to find any. Lois takes Lana home, gives her some food and finds her a temporary job at the Planet as a photographer. In return, Lana offers Lois a ring Superboy once gave her, figuring now Lois is his girl. Lois refuses and tells Lana how Superman is coming for dinner the next night and Lois promised not to do anything to discover his identity. At the Planet the next day, Lois complains to Superman about Lana’s ring and he later returns with one just for her. Lana asks to see the ring when Lois gets home and Lois informs her she’ll never take it off while she loves Superman. When Superman arrives for dinner, he soon discov

When Lois Lane Forgot Superman! by an unknown writer and Wayne Boring...wash that man right out of her hair!On assignment, Lois and Clark go to review a new play. The content--a commoner in love with a prince--reminds Lois of her love for Superman. She decides to emulate the commoner in the play and forget her love for Superman. She finds it hard to avoid him and tells Perry she wants some time off, away from Metropolis. Perry agrees, but sends her to cover a hypnotist first. Astounded by the successes she witnesses, Lois asks the hypnotist to make her forget Superman. Once back at the Planet, Lois can't think of why she'd ever want to leave Metropolis; Perry assigns her another story, again with Clark, covering Superman moving a mountain in order to turn a desert into rich farmland. Lois is very confused by the Superman business and when she finally meets him, she's not impressed. At the same time, she develops feelings for Clark, who couldn't be less impressed. Finally, after rep

When Lois Lane Forgot Superman! by an unknown writer and Wayne Boring …wash that man right out of her hair! On assignment, Lois and Clark go to review a new play. The content–a commoner in love with a prince–reminds Lois of her love for Superman. She decides to emulate the commoner in the play and forget her love for Superman. She finds it hard to avoid him and tells Perry she wants some time off, away from Metropolis. Perry agrees, but sends her to cover a hypnotist first. Astounded by the successes she witnesses, Lois asks the hypnotist to make her forget Superman. Once back at the Planet, Lois can’t think of why she’d ever want to leave Metropolis; Perry assigns her another story, again with Clark, covering Superman moving a mountain in order to turn a desert into rich farmland. Lois is very confused by the Superman business and when she finally meets him, she’s not impressed. At the same time, she develops feelings for Clark, who couldn’t

Okay folks, you know I’m a poor and an eligible bachelor. It’s been days since I have started lamenting to my mother how life is so boring with out a girl friend. She asks me to go find one very confident that I won’t be able to get one. Damn all moms >: But, lately I have been thinking do I really need a girl friend given the fact that I have so many friends among the gentler sex. What sets apart a girl friend from a friend who is a girl? Well before I launch into ramblings about this, I tag Sagaro(the pheelings master) to do a post on “What is the difference between a girl friend and a friend who is a girl?” Coming back, since sagaro will anyway do a post on it. Let me give reasons why I need a girl friend. I agree I may be blatantly selfish here,but you need to keep in mind you are dealing with a politician here. 1 ) Only girls are capable of keeping me engaged for hours and still have done nothing productive. Simply I love sweet non sense talks. 2 )

Lois Lane's Kiss of Death by an unknown writer and Kurt SchaffenbergerWhy this terrible curse has settled on her is beyond anyone's understanding!Friday the 13th is coming up and Perry decides to assign a story to Lois--debunk superstition. Lois jumps at the chance, heading to the museum to cover Egyptian superstition. There, she has the photographer take a picture of her wearing Queen Isis's crown... however wears it is cursed with the kiss of death. The following day, Lois takes some teasing from Clark, then from some other reporters, before she shows off, kissing a dog. The dog runs out into traffic and is killed and the newspapers report Lois's kiss of death. A few days later, Lois is invited on to a beauty show--the kiss-proof lipstick will protect men from her kiss of death. Except the man who kisses her on the show crashes into a mountain that very night. The next day, a stranger--mistaking Lois for his sister--kisses her and he too dies soon after. With a public outcry agai

Lois Lane’s Kiss of Death by an unknown writer and Kurt Schaffenberger Why this terrible curse has settled on her is beyond anyone’s understanding! Friday the 13th is coming up and Perry decides to assign a story to Lois–debunk superstition. Lois jumps at the chance, heading to the museum to cover Egyptian superstition. There, she has the photographer take a picture of her wearing Queen Isis’s crown… however wears it is cursed with the kiss of death. The following day, Lois takes some teasing from Clark, then from some other reporters, before she shows off, kissing a dog. The dog runs out into traffic and is killed and the newspapers report Lois’s kiss of death. A few days later, Lois is invited on to a beauty show–the kiss-proof lipstick will protect men from her kiss of death. Except the man who kisses her on the show crashes into a mountain that very night. The next day, a stranger–mistaking Lois for his sister–kisses her and h

Dear Ah Beng, Ok, this one is a short question. Ah Beng Kor Kor, do you have girl friend or not? If not, leave me SMS message OK? 97965818. Dreaming of you, Ah Lien Mei Mei Dear Ah Lien Mei Mei, I always say that girlfriends are like durian biji - you can't have only one. Also, girls who are proficient in communications technology are si beh appealing. (We Ah Bengs always like to call girls, lah!) Call you soon! Ah Beng

Lieutenant Lois Lane, U.S. Army by Bill Finger and Kurt Schaffenberger...a hard-boiled stickler for regulations who thinks more of the rule-book than her men!Lois and Clark are off to Fort Blaine for a month to do a story on the army from the inside. Clark's made a private, but Lois is a lieutenant in the WACs. Lois almost immediately starts harassing soldiers for what they believe are minor infractions, used to a free ride from their major. Clark confronts Lois about her behavior and she throws him in the guardhouse. Lois continues to force the soldiers to keep in line, in full command after the major leaves for Washington. At the base dance, she accuses someone of stealing her tiara and, instead of finding it, reveals the major as an enemy agent.That short synopsis is for a couple reasons. First, not much really happens in the story besides Lois terrorizing her insubordinate subordinates. Second, because most of the story is Superman and the soldiers whining because Lois isn't nice

Lois Lane--Convict by an unknown writer and Kurt Schaffenberger...Lois Lane casts aside her integrity for easy money...Lois stops on her way to work and admires an expensive dress in a shop window. A gangster approaches her, offering to give her the money to buy the dress if she sits on a story, only for a few days. Lois initially declines, but her mother needs surgery so she finally agrees. Unable to resist the dress, she buys it and shows it off, telling Perry she wants to check her sources on the story. After the three days she agreed to sit on the story, the gangster appears again, offering her money for a car. He blackmails her with a photo of her taking the initial bribe. Time passes and the bribes continue, until she's in a jewelry store and pays for some bracelets with marked money. Sent to jail, Superman does shows to try and raise bail money, which succeeds--until Lois comes clean with him and admits she accepted the bribes. Her gangster friend helps break her out of jail an

The Amazing Superman Junior by Jerry Coleman and Wayne Boring...wait till you see how she takes it!Lois interviews the designer of a new space rocket, which will move faster than light, letting the occupant travel through time without aging. The designer won't let Lois take a look instead, but she feigns ill and gets in. Once inside, she mistakenly activates the rocket and is knocked unconscious during lift-off. Superman spots the rocket and returns it safely to the ground, but decides Lois has gone too far and needs a lesson. His elaborate scheme includes putting Lois's friends in old age makeup and building a fake city of the future. He gets the Daily Planet--that major metropolitan newspaper--to close for a week. Batman's busy, so Robin fills in and, after Lois wakes up in the future, she discovers he's given up crime fighting and started a career as a mystery novelist. Superman runs off to meet his wife (of the future) and a depressed Lois goes into the rocket for her purse. Th

Story #1: Superman's Greatest Sacrifice by Robert Bernstein and Kurt Schaffenberger...imagine how she suddenly felt when Superman suddenly got romantic over her!Lois heads to the Drake Mansion to get a picture of the illusive Dolores Drake, only to discover she and Drake are practical twins. Lois and Dolores bond, so Lois forgets all about the scoop, but also forgets her camera. The next day, Dolores decides to pose as Lois to return the camera and runs into Superman. And Superman's all over Dolores-Lois. The real Lois witnesses them go off together and is shocked when Superman arrives at the Planet later showing no interest in her. Lois next finds Dolores waiting at her apartment, there to meet Superman. The next night at a fund raiser, Superman is again abrasive with Lois and she decides it must be something about Dolores's personality (while playing Lois). Later that night, Lois follows the couple to the Drake Mansion, where Superman vows to give up his powers for the newly revea

Story #1: Super-Courtship of Lois Lane by Otto Binder and Kurt Schaffenberger...that happiest moment in Lois Lane's life will take place when Superman asks her to walk down the middle aisle...Lois and Jimmy go to cover a demonstration of the power of suggestion and Jimmy, tired of Lois trying to win Superman's love, puts together a suggestive tape and slips it under Clark's bed. The next day, Clark immediately proposes to Lois and, since he isn't Superman, Lois sends him away. Jimmy calls Superman, telling him to reject Lois so she'll take Clark, but instead Superman proposes. It's April 1st and Lois thinks it's a prank and Superman spends the day proving his love to her. The next morning, she agrees to marry him, only to stop the wedding to save Jimmy (in a Clark Kent mask) from drowning. The power of suggestion wears off and Superman escapes, leaving Lois wondering if it was all a prank.An "I Love Lucy" episode again. Everything's played for a joke--though Jimmy is incredibly

Story #1: The Rainbow Superman by Otto Binder and Kurt Schaffenberger...the girl reporter holds the key to his great secret in her own hands...Foiling a jewel thief, Superman suddenly discovers a rainbow aura surrounding him. He soon discovers the aura is a reaction to Lois using her compact mirror. Superman had destroyed a meteor, covering himself in its minerals, then molded a piece of it into Lois's mirror. Perry sends them to a banquet, where Clark has to think fast to stop Lois from uses her mirror. Later, at the Planet, he fills the room with minerals to give everyone a rainbow aura, not just him. Luckily, the effects disappear forever at sundown.Is this even a Lois Lane story? No. It's a Clark Kent story. It's Clark thinking fast to keep his identity a secret.It's only moderately successful. None of Clark's binds are mundane enough to be interesting or gargantuan enough to be thrilling. Lois appears throughout, using her compact, but she has little to do in the story except

Story #1: Superman's Secret Girlfriend by an unknown writer and Kurt Schaffenberger...it's not Lois Superman is courting this time!Lois gets a ride to her alma mater from Superman and discovers a crying girl in her old dorm room. The girl can't get into a sorority because the sisters don't think she's glamorous enough so Lois offers to let Superman help (it doesn't hurt the girl's been giving to Superman's favorite charities). Superman agrees to help and spends most of the story performing various, ultra-public acts of affection. One scheming sister discovers the truth and is going to reveal it, but Superman uses x-ray vision and ventriloquism to save the day.Secret Girlfriend is a nice story. Lois is portrayed as a caring, intelligent person and Superman is--while possessing a whole lot of free time--too.Interestingly, the relationship between Lois and Superman looks more like a romantic one than anything else. Clark shows up towards the end--to cover the newsworthy story of S

The Witch of Metropolis by Otto Binder and Kurt Schaffenberger...you will scarcely recognize the pretty girl journalist...Lois previews a new museum exhibition on the supernatural, guffawing at the curator's belief in the superstition after she breaks a mirror. Her next interview is with a scientist working on a serum to reverse old age. When she arrives home and starts typing up her stories, she discovers she's turned into a witch--just like one of the exhibition's subjects. Running out of her house, she runs into Superman and fools him. Immediately afterwards, she stumbles across a couple crooks and uses her magic to stop their crime. Over the next few nights, Lois keeps turning into a witch and uses her magic to scoop other reporters. Her last use of the magic is to make some kryptonite; she's going to use it on Clark Kent to prove he's Superman. She can't go through with it and, the next day, reveals the whole thing to Superman. Superman reveals he enabled the whole thing, fi

Lois Lane, Super-Chef by Otto Binder and Kurt Schaffenberger...behind the grill is none other than Lois Lane, girl reporter, whose fondest dream is to marry Superman!Lois takes a job as a diner chef--the regular one is in the hospital on an emergency operation--in an attempt to woo Superman with her cooking. Perry's happy to give her the leave of absence, since it's a great human interest piece (taking over for the infirmed chef, not trying to lure Superman with a cheeseburger). Lois sets out a sign advertising a "super-steak" and Superman takes the bait. Except there's a disaster and Superman can't help, then there's another disaster (for the pancakes) and another for the ice cream sundae. The diner owner gets better, ruining Lois's attempts to cook for Superman, and on her last day, Clark and Jimmy stop by. Clark loves the soup--he and Superman are convinced she's doing it out of altruism--and leaves her a hidden message in the alphabet soup ("I Love You"), which Lois discover

The Bombshell of the Boulevards by Leo Dorfman and Kurt SchaffenbergerEveryone knows that impetuous Lois Lane will do anything to get a scoop!Lois impersonates a French movie star (wig and poodle and all) to get an interview with an ambassador. Superman discovers it and engineers a plan to humiliate her, enlisting Jimmy for help. Once Lois has learned her lesson, Clark goes ahead and rubs it in some more.First of all, even if Lois was using an "I Love Lucy" gimmick to get her interview, so what? She should be punished because the ambassador is shallow enough to answer questions for a redheaded actress instead of a reporter? In a not-so-interesting twist, Clark does even go to interview the ambassador, instead he goes to the same party (where he discovers Lois's secret) as Superman to perform parlor tricks. I know it's 1958 and there's no crime or criminal masterminds or giant gorillas, but still... Clark's a shitty reporter. He's using his gig as a front. No work ethic.Second, the

Story #1: The Bombshell of the Boulevards by Leo Dorfman and Kurt SchaffenbergerEveryone knows that impetuous Lois Lane will do anything to get a scoop!Lois impersonates a French movie star (wig and poodle and all) to get an interview with an ambassador. Superman discovers it and engineers a plan to humiliate her, enlisting Jimmy for help. Once Lois has learned her lesson, Clark goes ahead and rubs it in some more.First of all, even if Lois was using an "I Love Lucy" gimmick to get her interview, so what? She should be punished because the ambassador is shallow enough to answer questions for a redheaded actress instead of a reporter? In a not-so-interesting twist, Clark does even go to interview the ambassador, instead he goes to the same party (where he discovers Lois's secret) as Superman to perform parlor tricks. I know it's 1958 and there's no crime or criminal masterminds or giant gorillas, but still... Clark's a shitty reporter. He's using his gig as a front. No work ethic.S

A teenage guy rubs boobs of a girl to seduce her in this desi movie. I don’t think that this is a Bollywood sexy movie. Seems to be this is a south Indian masala movie about teenage guy and girls romance.Preview Images

1. Watch the sunset together. 2. Whisper to each other. 3. Cook for each other. 4. Walk in the rain. 5. Hold hands. 6. Buy gifts for each other. 7. Roses. 8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you’re together. 9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. 10. Write poetry for each other. 11. Hugs are the universal medicine. 12. Say only when you

This is anti-smoking commercial.What you gonna do if your girl friend tries to smoke inside the car?see the video and find out the answer. what do you think? Is that good answer or not?Tags: smoking, commercial, anti-smoking, video, ads

This is anti-smoking commercial.What you gonna do if your girl friend tries to smoke inside the car?see the video and find out the answer. what do you think? Is that good answer or not?Tags: smoking, commercial, anti-smoking, video, ads