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why so serious Warner Brothers - y'all made a shitload of money this weekend off the back of The Dark Knight! according to reports, the movie has officially kicked Spider-Man 3 off the top of the biggest movie opening weekends chart... but only just. TDK grossed a whopping $155.34 MILLION this weekend, beating SM3's $151.1 million back in 2007. crazy shiznit!i'm seeing this shit on Wednesday for s

If huge hooters are your thing, then this excellent entry in the Big Fucking Titties series is perfect for you! See them jiggle and bounce all over these dudes hard cocks, then watch the ladies get their holes treated to some hot hardcore action! Watch and enjoy!

Ryan Gosling showed off a hot new buzz cut speaking about the Enough Project at the 4th Annual Center for American Progress' National Conference in DC yesterday. Before the panel, Ryan found time for a haircut that just makes me want to rub his peach-fuzzy head.The organization, which works to end genocide and other crimes against humanity, has been important to Ryan for some time, and at the even

Do you people realize how long have I waited for this review. Sheesh, you guys sure as hell took your sweet time. And you didn't even notify me when you posted. Shame on you people. I had to find it out via google.Ok, I am sure you all know the blog Iwillfuckingtearyouapart... the blog which reviews you without mercy. I wanted to get reviewed too. Finally I did.This is what they had to say( iwill

I am brimming with sophistication and class. This is evident with all health care professionals, because working with the general population reveals how truly stupid most people are (except for YOU, of course). Now there is a HUGE difference between stupidity and ignorance. Ignorance I can deal with. Stupidity . . . well that's were the sophistication and class come in. You see, I actually m

Tonight at Midnight, I turn 27 (FYI I had to pause writing this and ask Ashley how old I was about to become). My girlfriend Ashley got me one of the most useful and kick ass birthday presents I’ve ever gotten. Just so you know, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are tied for my favorite [...]

Jenny’s a little bored with her hubby Matt, so she screws Joe, someone she met at work. Thing is, she’s so dumb that she screws him right in her own home when she thinks her guy’s away! So our man of the house sets up his own camera, hoping to see if his wife’s [...]

ok in the last week two girls that i used to mess around with like a LONG time ago seperately at differnt points in my life both got in touch with me again on myspace...well turns out they both are now fucking SMOKING hot and LOVE to get naked and neither of them has ever been with a girl!SO leave it to me, your trusted guerilla marketer, to swoop in and take advantage of this situation.This post

Actually they say that PC gaming has never been stronger ... but the headline sounds so ... clean. But I have to agree (yes, I agree with MS). While I have huge amounts of love for my PS3 ... it doesn't make me game so long as the PC does. And no, it's not only for installing... This is a content summary, for the full story, links and other information visit Good Gamer Bad Gamer

Esto no es una broma, en realidad el pueblo (o mejor dicho aldea) existe. Se trata de una pequeña aldea austríaca de poco más de 100 habitantes cerca de Salzburgo. Aparte de tan curioso nombre la señal de entrada a la aldea tiene el dudoso honor de ser una de las más robadas de toda [...]

Ooops. I said the “F” word in my title! Did I do that??? Um. Yeah. I did. This jaded lady needs a vacation! One week of sitting by the pool being waited on hand and foot by cabana boys. MMMmmmm divalicious oh my! I know. Yer jealous. It’s all right. I would be too if I were you. If you want to know what’s up for the next week, you’ll have to watch my twitter updates, my flickr an

For what seems like the last 100 years, we've had every environmentalist, government bod, and random freak bleating at us about how we're destroying the ozone layer, and that the icecaps will melt and we'll all die and lalalala, let's stop eating the lovely animals and all go hug some fucking trees. So near enough the whole bastard world buys into the propaganda, pulls their collective socks up an

From the Rottweiler Empire Some good news about the general population’s attitude towards who’s to blame for the nosebleeding at the pump and what to do about it: Even as the price of oil nearly doubled over the last year, the percentage of Americans pointing the finger of blame at oil companies fell, from 37% a year [...]

Заглавие: Young People Fucking Връзки: IMDB.com Година: 2007 Режисьор: Мартин Геро В ролите: Карли Поуп, Арън Адамс, Соня Бенет, Калъм Блу “Young People Fucking” е много оригинална и забавна комедия. Във филма има 5 различни истории с еднакв

Yep… I’m back for a small minute to bring you show # 20. Off schedule, and off topic. This is the last show for the summer. I have way too much shit to do for awhile… So I’ll see you fuckers in september (Maybe october.) Don’t think of it as me blowing the podcast off… Think [...]

I can’t help it, and I’m certainly not condescending, but why are girls so fucking stupid?! Can someone inform me of what I’m missing here, thanks. iBeginShare.attachButton('share-tool-59143932', {title: 'Why Are Girls So Fucking Stupid?', link: '-are-girls-so-fucking-stupid', content: '

Do not spit on me and then get offended when I take offense to being spit upon, 'kay? It is just bad form. Just because there is a point B (your fingers) and a point C (papers, plastic grocery bags, etc.) between Point A (your mouth) and Point D (me) does not mean you did not just try to spit on me. Licking your fingers to more easily separate anything you are about to hand to me is rude,

<!-- the drop cap --> As a music reviewer who is not good, I don't like to focus too much on the specifics of an album or really delve into deep meanings or stuff like that. Basically, I try and give the reader a fair overview of what an album sounds like and leave it at that. I wish that I had the patience and presence of mind to dissect and pick apart music, but I don't. The Fucking Champ

I am almost never surprised after all these years of helping people with financial problems by the lack of understanding and compassion that others have. Now, don’t call me cynical because for the most part, I’m an optimist. But in the face of the obvious or unknown, most people will leap to conclusions. And without a [...]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that at least one of out readers has this wank on their machine. Go on... admit it... you either paid for this faeces, or even worse, you bought a laptop from PC World with it preinstalled and thought just because its "free" for 12 months, you'd just leave it on. If that is you, let me be (probably not) the first person to call you a fucking massive cunt

by Dave Corkery I have just returned home from watching Shutter, the latest lazy American remake of an Asian horror film, churned out by an increasingly lethargic Hollywood body. Needless to say, there was little of merit in the film, the latest in a long-line of good old fashioned American plagiarism. It all began with The Ring [...]

Ok this guy, Bill O’reilly, i look at him and i see a man who is mad, crazy, bonkers etc. But this video? Well it speaks for itself. And this is the guy the Fox News has as its main face. I figured it was “fair & balanced” for people to watch this and make [...]

When I came across this first video I had to hunt for some more.-Dumb Woman Cleans Automatic Doors-Dumb Women Compilation Vid-Women and cars don't mix.-Stop resisting you hippie slut! Is this one even funny? Yes. -Women will volunteer for anything as long as it means they get a little attention.El Chauvinisto

What created the actual situation is our undeniable, limitless faith in Technology and Finance.Besides of course God's will."A friend asked me how come the public apparently grasps the reality of climate change but can’t seem to wrap its collective brain around the unfolding oil crisis.I'm not convinced that the public does grasp climate change. It's perceived, perhaps, as a background story to

Busta Rhymes lanzara el 17 de junio su nuevo álbum I'm Blessed y esta canción Where´s My Fucking Money formaria parte del tracklist.Disfruta la primicia. Vos Elegís Música, Siempre Primero.Mp3: Where´s My Fucking Money - Busta Rhymes

Now that the springtime warm weather is here the masses are beginning to bust out their ugly croc clown shoes from the bottom of their coat closets. I cant fully express how much i hate this footwear and how much i hate the the people who wear them. I long for the day at the [...]

Well it’s about time a film came out about one of the top five issues on a young person’s mind. Fucking. Young People Fucking is not the first film to tackle this subject matter, it is the first film aptly titled. I caught a few episodes of Popular, the TV Program the star of this [...]

Young People Fucking Release Date:13 June 2008 “Young People Fucking” is a smart and fast-paced comedy that intertwines the stories of 5 couples over the course of one sexual encounter. As the couples attempt to have some seemingly straight forward sex, they run into all sorts of problems.

I lost my coat. And in my coat was my debit card and my drivers liscense. I figure I left it at the field... but when I went there to find it it wasn't there. I'm having a bit of a freak out, I feel so stupid for leaving it. I was standing right by it when I was talking to the team! How did I not pick it up????   I can't find it anywhere in the house.. and I've looked. I have no idea where it could be. I'm so stupid... GAH! I even asked the rugby coach if he saw it after practice and he said no. I wonder if one of the kids picked it up :(   I'm so stupid... it's making me feel sick to my stomach.   I want to curl up in a ball and die and exaggerate the living shit out of everything.   - Triss

Al Horford taunted a fallen Paul Pierce during the final minute of a Hawks win over the Celtics on Saturday night. You can’t really call it a rookie mistake just yet because Paul Pierce hasn’t made him pay yet but I’m willing to bet money that he will. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fsportfiends.com%2F2008%2F04%2F28%2Fal-horford-fucking-with-paul-pierce-not-a-good-idea%2F'; [...]

I am not going to make many friends with this piece but it needs to be said. Never mind all the arguments back and forth between the Darwinists and the Creationists! If you want a good indicator of... NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE OVERLY RELIGIOUS, POLITICAL OR STUPID!

So as you may know you can only fit about 78 minutes on a CD. This is generally longer than a normal album by an artist and almost the same amount of time as a football game. I can't think of anything worse than listening ... read more!

[Photo by Gareth Shute] By Sarah Flynn Over the course of three weeks in March, I found myself devoting my time to three very different settings with one man in common. Jason Anderson, Brooklyn singer-songwriter by way of New Hampshire, had a Thursday night residency at Union Hall, and I found myself there on the first night [...]

J'avais parlé de clins d'oeil de la pub au ciné qui permettait au spectateur de se retrouver dans un univers connu. Voici un nouvel exemple de la pizzeria néerlandaise New york Pizza qui ou l'acteur principal a des allures de Tony Montana (Scarface) : Vous en voulez une autre?sources: Viral blog

I'm needy. It's something that J. hates about me.I love outside validation because my elf esteem is lacking.I need to hear 'you're pretty', 'you're smart', 'you're funny', etc.And in one of my attempts to garner a little ego boost I decided to submit my blog to this review site I ran across.'Ask and You Shall Recieve'. Actually it's 'I-will-fucking-tear-you-apart.blogspot.com'. So it's a pretty risky thing to submit your blog to them. Odds are, they will, you know, fucking tear you apart and all.But that made it better for me. I mean, if said they liked me, I knew they weren't bullshiting me - they truly liked me. Especially with me being a stay at home mom.And they did.Actually, they fucking love me.How estatic am I?I read the review with this huge koolaid smile on my face like 'Fuck yes!

Here is a list of proposed names for this blog:Fresh SoupSuck my DickWe are not douche BagsMidget HammersThe exact name we already haveDemented MachinationsYour Phone is RingingMr cold pants and his band of merry menLazy bonesIndustrial PornSpongeCancer Causes TobaccoPirates who prevent Global WarmingDiced up prostitutesScripted ViolenceWe are going to start posting little Audio Files somehow Later

Localizado en Australia, este pueblo tiene un muy característico nombre, "FUCKING" que en español decimos JODER.¿Como dan la bienvenida a los turistas? "Welcome to the Fucking village".¿Como dicen los señalamientos viales? "Fucking, please not so fast"Como dato curioso, en Wikipedia dicen que esta señal es frecuentemente robada.

So what nationality are you? Are you Spanish or French, American or Swedish? Imagine an employee at an establishment you were patronising called you a "fucking - insert nationality here - bitch". Now imagine that you were at this establishment because it was your son's eleventh birthday and with him were seven or eight of his friends. Now imagine that you are spending about US$60 here in two hours. How would you feel?This was my situation at Brunswick Bowling, Aupark, Bratislava on Friday. I booked an alley between 6 and 8. I arrived at 6 with my son and his friends. The employee in question was behind the cash desk. He was immediately obstructive. I do not speak Slovak but he was trying to tell me that my booking was for 5 and not for 6 even though I could see my name written on the reser

Interessant, wie oft in der englischsprachigen Originalversion von “The Big Lebowski” von den Coen-Brüder (”No Country for old Men”) die Wörter “Fuck”... (mehr...)

I'm not even going to post a link.Just watch this.Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.orgI wasn't intending to blog today (I was going to spend the evening sleeping), but I got really mad when I saw this.This is so horrible, that I didn't even finish watching the video. I'd just scroll back up to catch a glimpse, wince, and scroll back down again.Just when I felt that China was actually worth something, this had to come along.I am so angry.I don't care how many people actually read this, but for those creatures' godly sake, just sign the fucking petition and PASS IT ON.Alright, here's the link: go read the story. been so nice, I've deleted all the redundant parts and all you gotta do is paste into hotmail (or whatever mail) and forward this thing to as many people as you can. Just do it, alright

For those of you that don’t know Jimmy Kimmel is dating comedienne Sarah Silverman and has been apparently for the past 5 years. This video is great. I now love Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon that much more. Such a hilarious performance that I felt the need to post it here. Enjoy. Jimmy Kimmel’s Fucking Ben [...]

First, see this fabulous image?! Courtesy of my good friend Bubbsie. You do know why he sent it to me, right? You can see it? Second, which one-a-youse has broken up with me?! I have Technorati and my links have dropped scandalously low in the past 30-days. A girl takes a blogatus to finish her book and suddenly you chop her from your life? Ah. I'm appalled. I thought we had something special. I thought we were lovin'on each other (love that word "lovin'on. It's so white trash). What happened? I want names!

What the fuck??? Seriously, come on, the Giants? It appears I must have accidentally tripped over something and fallen into an alternate dimension where the New York Giants don't always end up screwing themselves over and sucking and being the perfect definition of an average, so-so football team.I was right about the Patriots but the Packers sure let me down. They couldn't get a running game going, Favre threw too many errant passes, and Plaxico Burress made Al Harris his own personal bitch. Well, I'm totally nowhere near as hyped for the Super Bowl as I would have been.And I suppose I look like somewhat of a douche bag now. Only half though, I'll take the bag part.

I just learned of a town called Fucking in Austria. And now i really want to visit there. Bitte - nicht so schnell! = Please - not so fast! (Brought to you by the Pedophilia Awareness Institute.) Apparently people kept stealing the signs, So they put up re-enforced signs with cement foundations. Here’s a CNN story with awesome quotes such as… “We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,” “It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile.” And “Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking,” she said. “Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.” Fucking Awesome. My new job is shitty… And driving 2 hours and over 100 miles every day is bullshit. My tire blew out on the second day, and I walked the remaining 4 miles because I left the car at a garage to get a new tire on while at work. I thin

Time to offend every Muslim with one silly song. I used to love playing this, but now there are Muslims living in the flat above I'm paranoid to crank the volume up. This is taken from the album 'Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics'.'Merry Fucking Christmas'

Dear Murray So..here we go. I am leaving to move from va to the cheese state in a few and I currently am in a relatively new relationship - but its more complicated than that. I have been friends (and actually engaged) at previous points to this same person before. I want to express the way I feel for him - the fact that I love him and to an extent dont want to move because I want to be with him - although I do realize that I am going to leave anyway. Should I tell him that I love him although I will be leaving next month and that it could possibly “complicate” things later on - the whole us getting way too attached to each other only to be separated by lots of distance - I need help..what do you think? -bleeding cheese heart You need help, alright. You’ve been friends, you’ve dated, you’ve been engaged. A number of times. Give it up already. Are you 17 years old? It’s not fucking working. OK? Here’s what’ll happen. You&rsq

(Argentinien/Buenos Aires). Hatte ich eigentlich schon geschrieben, dass man in Australien nicht in geschlossenen Räumen, Restaurants, Pubs und Hotels rauchen darf. Nun ja, vielleicht war das ja der Grund, warum wir hunderte von Kilometern in einem wackeligen Camper unterwegs gewesen waren. Ich konnte rauchen: im Sitzen, im Liegen, beim Fahren, beim Beifahren, auf jedem noch so ollen Zeltplatz und vor allem beim Morgenkaffee und Abendrotwein. Die Zigaretten waren sauteuer, zeitweise bin ich sogar auf Tabak umgestiegen, aber niemals kam ich in irgendeine unangenehme Entzugssituation. Und nun dies: 18 Stunden Flug stehen vor uns! Das ist schon ganz schön hart. Von Sydney geht es nach Auckland und nach einer Stunde Aufenthalt im Nichtraucherflughafen fliegen wir in Richtung Buenos Aires. Ja, ich bin schwach! Natürlich muss ich nach drei Stunden meine Nikotinkaugummis auspacken und nach ein, zwei Bier freue ich mich wirklich darauf, dass es Nacht (im Flugzeug) wird. Es wi

Dear Murray I have a friend is just in love with a guy from the East Coast. She’s married, but soon to be not. The two of them have recently decided to get a little closer, starting with the possiblity of a move. He is free to go wherever he wants, she, on the other hand is not. Family issues keep her where she is. He is considering the move to her, which is a completely different way of life, and total culture shock. Is it really fair to ask someone to do that for another with no promises of commitment? ~ someone in the armpit of America Goddamn, that ain’t love, that’s fucking INSANITY. Going from the east coast to mid-america ain’t just culture shock, it’s fucking electrocution. So, let’s look at the pros and cons of moving to the Bible belt. PRO: You can pretty much smoke anywhere you want, including Burger King, even if you work there, and while you’re making sammiches. well, ok. that’s the only pro. CON: The weekend hotspot is APPLE

Dear David, This is an important e-mail update regarding your pending Rock Band (Asia)preorder (#8645294). We are very unfortunate to inform you that the release has been cancelled by the manufacturer. Even though the game has been announced for quite a while, we just got the information from our distributors that there will be no Asian release of Rock Band. read more

So I am wicked hung over today and can barely think. I hate it when I do this to myself, not only because I ruin my productivity for the day, but I also ruin my ability and motivation to go out the night after and damn it, there is fun stuff going on tonight.So instead of relaying to you some ultra cool indie band I know you'll just adore, I'll just give you a recap of my debaucherous night. Yeah! More personal stuff! I think I have three posts now and, as we all know, three is trend (hint-stay tuned for more, though better posts written in a non-Jack Daniels haze).So first stop on the party trail last night was a party for the Designers for Darfur. They had limited-edition tee shirts up for auction with proceeds going to help prevent genocide in Sudan. It was held at one of my favorite venues, Gin Lane, and Brewed Fresh favorite The Pierces performed. I swear to you these chicks could not be hotter (they seriously make me wet) and their music is amazing.The second stop was the Detai

Dear Murray Here’s my dilemma. There is a dude I’ve been feelin’. He was really into me in the beginning and I honestly was using him to get over someone else. Well, I basically carried him and he kinda snapped out of it and realized how much he liked me and how uncool that was. So I realized I was feelin’ him, a lot. But by the time I did, he was backing off. He used to call all the time, come over all the time and yes we had already had s*x. We still chill every now and then, I would say once every 2-3 weeks. Without s*x, by the way. Just relaxing. Ive come clean with him and told him everything. He says that he wants to for us to get to know each other better, since we did rush into stuff. That is cool, but the he barely calls now?? So i decided, f this, I am not chasing him nemore. Well, I have not called in about a week and he called yesterday. I carried it like I did not really care. I think he noticed. He asked who I was messing with, I sai

This is how you do it; watch Jennifer Lopez make a very special announcement on the last date of her tour with her husband, Marc Anthony last night: can't see the vid? click here That's how you do it. Bravo, J-Lo.

Title says it all really. I'll blog about it properly when I'm at work tomorrow. *CUNT* I rang in sick on Saturday. Its only my second sickie in twelve months, so hardly a regular occurrence. I left a message on her answerphone at 6:45am, so plenty of notice. Right? read more

Well it seems my big shit disturbance on censorship at WordPress was a big misunderstanding created by strange coincidences, an angry fanboy, unknown technical parameters and a blogger with an itchy middle-finger.

The only thing different about this “costume” and what Paris wears on any normal day is her explanation of why she’s wearing it, “I’m wearing this for the troops because I know they’re having a hard time right now and don’t really get to celebrate Halloween.” You know who else doesn’t get to celebrate Halloween? Dead people. So feel free to sympathize when them and jump off a building.

Thanks Snakey for the following video! It's just freaking entertaining watching this passionate Christian idiot spitting and swearing at a list of YouTube users who 'dare' to call themselves atheists. This guy is a freaking loon, and I've never seen anyone swear so much who wasn't a Citroen Mechanic.I don't think it's entirely polite to openly mock people who have mental disorders. I do stop and watch crazy homelesss people, in wide-eyed fascination who wander down the streets screaming at invisible people, but I feel sorry for them at the same time. Perhaps this guy does have some sort of disorder... but then again, who doesn't?This guy makes the fat wife-swapping funcy freakazoid look like... uh actually no, they're both equally and willfully ignorant. This nine minute video is worth watching and he only gets more revved up as it goes along. I bet the people whose names are on his list are proud as punch to be on it. Ha.