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      How I narrowly escaped becoming someone’s bitch in prison
      Airports make me irrationally nervous.  First there’s the issue of POSSIBILITY that my boarding pass, ID, wallet, and carry on baggage could suddenly evaporate into thin air.  Every few seconds, I obsessively check to get visual confirmation that some unknown force has not suddenly taken my valuable possessions and made it’s way to Tijuana. Then there’s my sudden [...]

      Written by: Playgroups Are No Place For Children


      Escaped lion caught in Karachi
      CNews KARACHI: A tamed lion, escaped from a home, was caught from nearby car showroom at the PECSH locality here in Karachi.People started making noise on Friday night as they found a lion strolling on the street.Police and municipal services’ teams rushed to the spot, caught lion and entrusted to master. The incident appealed many young boys, aged, women and children.Sindh government has issue

      Written by: Awaz Apni Baat Apni


      Escaped
      Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer." "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith." The third said "My name is Ken... Ken Tuckyfriedchicken!"

      Written by: JUST JOKES


      Nakamura escaped with a draw
      Quite an exciting battle on board 4 in round 4 at the Las Vegas Chess Festival. Hikaru was pushing for a win a he overpushed which led to a losing position. Fortunately for him, his opponent failed to convert.[Event "2008 NATIONAL OPEN"][Site "Las Vegas"][Date "2008.06.07"][Round "4"][White "Nakamura, Hikaru"][Black "Laylo, Darwin"][Result "1/2-1/2"][WhiteELO "2747"][BlackELO "2452"][Source "MonRo

      Written by: Chess Addict


      Miley Cyrus Escaped Serious Injury On Set
      Miley Cyrus escaped serious injury when the set of her new “Hannah Montana” movie collapsed.The 15-year-old was filming scenes for “The Hannah Montana Movie” in Columbia, Tenn., when high winds blew a giant piece of lighting equipment into a Ferris wheel full of people.Miley Cyrus had just finished filming a scene when the incident occurred.A [...]

      Written by: Feed Me Gossip


      Escaped Dreams
      by *ahermin marita Artist’s Comments Morpheus the Greek God of dreams was the greatest of the children of Hypnos the God of sleep and the Grace known as Aglia or Brightness. While his father was the god of sleep, dreams were left to Morpheus and his siblings. Dad it seems was not the most active of deities, spending most [...]

      Written by: la blog


      of militant escaped without trousers, remains in singapore
      While Deputy Prime Minister and Home Affairs Minister, Wong Kan Seng, presents the findings of the Committee of Inquiry on Mas Selamat's escape from the Whitley Road Detention Centre on 27 February this year, Reuters reports Mas Selamat's escape with the following headlines "Militant escaped without trousers, remains in Singapore"A suspected Islamic militant fled without his trousers from an unlocked toilet window at a Singapore detention centre, but is thought to be still in the city-state two months after his escape, the government said on Monday.Ventilation window in the toilet – from which Mas Selamat made his escape – did not have grilles [photo via CNA] Perimeter fencing outside the Family Visitation Block which converges with enclosed walkway and staircase [photo via CNA]From th

      Written by: lancerlord


      How I Narrowly Escaped the Clink
      ***Long post but true story. I have the cuff marks to prove it. Wink, wink.*** It’s never been a life long goal of mine to see the inside of a prison cell. Call me crazy but I enjoy my freedom. I like to know that if I bend over to pick up a bar of soap [...]

      Written by: Attack of The Redneck Mommy


      What Kasturi Selamat (escaped terrorist) may look like….
      AsiaSentinel has a picture of what talkingcock.com came up with (montages of what escaped terrorist Kasturi Selamat may look like in disguise!)   I like the part where it says “A public service brought to you by …….”.  Hilarious! In the midst of all these, we have unintentionally made an escaped terrorist into some kind of “famous [...]

      Written by: MyQute fairy-Angel blog


      7 Crazy Web Sites for Escaped Mental Patients
      OK, so you’ve managed to free yourself from the rubber room at the asylum, wriggle out of your straightjacket and ditch the guys in the white coats: What do you do now? Well, if you can resist the urge to stare at your reflection in the doorknob for a few minutes, you might try visiting the [...]

      Written by: Dead Rooster


      The Movie ‘Avatar’ Alien’s Photos Have Escaped
      I know what some of you are thinking, No this is not the live action movie ‘Avatar: the last air bender ‘cartoon on the Disney channel (although a film is in the works). But a movie designated for release in May 2009 and directed by the James Cameron, the man who made Leonardo Di Caprio king of the world and created the highest grossing film of all time (1.8 billion off of sinking rich folks!). Their last press release stated “Avatar is also an emotional journey of redemption and revolution. It is the story of a wounded ex-marine, thrust unwillingly into an effort to settle and exploit an exotic planet rich in bio-diversity, who eventually crosses over to lead the indigenous race in a battle for survival” and “We’re creating an entire world, a complete ecosystem of phantasmagorical plants and creatures, and a native people with a rich culture and language.” Synopsis aside, the inspiration for the film derives from ever single science fiction

      Written by: Nerd with Swag


      Tricia Helfer Nipple Almost Escaped
      Who made the Canadian's supermodel feel so embarrassing at the Spike TV’s ‘Scream 2007′ Show. Look at that nipple trying to escape that tight dress of hers like begging to come out and say “Cheese.”

      Written by: POPOnut Mag


      The smoke escaped
      Tasweb flipped out today. The ISP that hosts the Tasweb server in New Zealand had a power failure. I re pointed everything to my development server, but I hadn't done a backup since August so it was a bit old and since it sits in my garage on the end of my home ADSL connection it was a bit slow as well. The Kiwi's have plugged the power back in now so everything is back to normal.

      Written by: Tasweb


      Homer’s 'Kidnappers' Escaped Capital Punishment
      THE college students, who stole a life-sized Homer Simpson figurine from a cineplex in One Utama last month, were issued a warning letter by the deputy public prosecutor. Petaling Jaya police chief Assistant Commissioner Mazlan Mansor said the two students, aged 22, would not be charged as the DPP has decided not to take further action.“The DPP came to the decision as the figurine was safely returned.“The case is now solved,” Mazlan said when contacted by The Malay Mail yesterday.The Malay Mail had, on June 20, reported the theft of the life- sized model after it was found missing by the cineplex staff when they opened for business.The figurine was initially placed next to other models of the Simpsons on a display couch for photo opportunities to promote The Simpsons Movie.The cineplex management later lodged a police report.According to security video recordings from the shopping mall’s CCTV, the students first scouted the area after 3am.The students were then caught

      Written by: Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia


      Technorati Say? "The Technorati Monster escaped again"
      Ada apa dengan tecnorati? hari ini Rabu tanggal 6 Juni 2007 ada kejadian sebuah situs besar semacam technorati, penyedia layanan internet dunia tidak dapat diakses tanpa sebab, cuma saya menangkap saat di browsing hanya muncul tampilan seperti ini.Apakah ada kesalahan pada komputer saya sehingga technorati tidak dapat di akses, atau memang terjadi sesuatu dengan technorati, bagaimana dengan Anda? sebab technorati.com pada saat di akses muncul kalimat seperti iniDoh! The Technorati Monster escaped again.We're scouring the blogosphere attempting to find it. Back in a flash!Apakah technorati over load? atau situs mereka ada hack penyusup? atau malah account saya yang di block technorati?, kita tunggu saja penjelasan dari technorati.com semoga kejadian ini tidak terulang lagi, sebab kejadian itu sangat mengganggu aktifitas pada saat link dan membuka blog yang lain yang telah terdaftar di technorati.Saya tunggu saran-saran dari Anda semua.Cheer.

      Written by: Mixing Blogging


      Technorati Monster Escaped!
      Whoa!! Click to enlarge the image. I was nearly attack by the Technorati Monster while Pinging my Blog… Lucky that he got sacred with me and vanish. Well I was amazed and this is my first time seeing website monster escaping from you. Lol.. indeed that was well mended by the Technorati. The title read as “Technorati is borked right now” and “Doh! The Technorati Monster Escaped Again. That monster seems scared lol… must be busy wandering around the blogosphere.

      Written by: ugyen.com - Blogging Tips and News


      De-Qatarising Yourself; or How I Escaped: The Whole Story
      By SteveI had been warned, rather fore-armed, that the process of leaving the country is more tortuous than that described elsewhere for entering. And so it proved, although I must say from the outset that it was not as bad for me as it has been for others, and in October 06 they did simplify the procedure somewhat as I discovered on Trial The First. Everyone I had contact with was very helpful and nice about everything, which really helped. The trail leads all over Doha at least three times to every place, some four times, and that’s if nothing goes wrong, which is not possible. Form signings, stampings, checkings, re-stampings, re-checkings ad ridiculusem. Also of course, this is the Ministry of Education experience, others, especially private companies will be different, perhaps easier, perhaps not and employ people to do it all for you. I choose to do it myself just for the laugh really!Read more...Also see: Qatar VisasQatar Visitor BookstoreFind the best deal, compare prices and

      Written by: Qatar Visitor


      An escaped convict
      An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.""Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!"

      Written by: Stephanotis floribunda


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