The U.S. Green party is an absolute embarassment to the political system. I have been watching the Green Party’s choice for Vice President, Rosa Clemente, on CSPAN and it’s absolute torture! How embarassing it is to have such a terrible candidate. It truely speaks of their weakness. It was visual and audible torture to watch not only the [...]
I'm a little under the weather so I've spent a lot of time sleeping and watching TV over the weekend.It's actually given me a lot of time to catch up with some of my favorite shows on the old Tivo. For those of you unfamiliar with my favorite gadget, Tivo lets you record Season Passes of your favorite shows. You can get all the new ones, the re-runs, etc. I have a relatively high capacity DVR so
Today I was discussing some training something-or-other with one of our trainers and I mentioned burpees. He asked me what that was and I tried (unsucessfully) to explain two or three times and then did one to demonstrate. My pants bound on my massively muscled thighs and the seam split across my bulging buttocks all the way from the waistband to the inseam under the crotch..The moral of the story
This picture says it all.
Some body’s mama has embarrassed them…for life!
Maybe even some body’s mee-maw!
The kids are either upstairs in bed or out with friends, but this mama looks a little too tipsy to do anything but get dirty with the camera. Psst: Sadly your kids friends are gonna see this so start working on [...]
Everybody has embarrassing moments, but I think this basically tops them all?
How much stupider can I get? Find out in this video how much I was stupid one day. This was all started because of the Gulf oysters that I read about!
Originally the US Men's National Team was scheduled to play a friendly with Catalonia on October 14th at Camp Nou, but that has since been vetoed by the Spanish Football Federation. They made several reasons for this decision, one being that Spain plays a Euro-qualifying match the day before and two days later, and another is that the Catalonia side usually only plays around Christmas and occasionally once in May. As a USMNT fan, I have to say, I'm a bit relieved.By no means would this have been an easy match. I wonder if US Soccer even took the time to do research on the Catalans. First of all, they are primarily made up of La Liga players, and not just Reserves. Víctor Valdés, Curro Torres, Oleguer Presas, Roger Garcia, and Albert Luque were all part of the squad that squared off against a Basque County side around the same time last year. Potentially though, the Catalans could offer spots to players that probably won't be representing Spain in next month's qualifiers incl
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?".After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said(or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.However , as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last night!".The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again
flangracneig pgoramian Well bugger me, I didn’t expect that.
Some of you tried to buy me a beer yesterday, but alas the plugin didn’t work. Turns out, it has to be in dollars, rather than pounds. So immediately half of my readers wouldn’t donate ($4 a beer? Get outta here). Curse the strong pound! Almost curse it as much as weak beer!
Yes, I’m blogging over the Bank Holiday - my mum’s currently watching Il Divo, and it’s wet, so I’m taking it easy at the moment, and thought I may tell you about the awesome afternoon I had.
It was one of those impromptu afternoons, I wanted to watch the rugby, didn’t have it on my Sky Package, so instead I went to Llandudno to find a pub with it on, rang Jay, drank and that was it. The Rugby was heartbreaking. After leading for most of the game, Australia clawed back in the 2nd half to take the lead in the last 10 minutes, only for us to take the lead again, but an injury time try gave the Aussies the win.
A weekend photo-op visit by Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono to a local village turned into an embarrassing reminder of the realities of poverty in the world's fourth-largest nation, a local report said Monday. According to the Jakarta Post, Yudhoyono and his wife were visiting Karang Tengah village in West Java province, not far from his spacious private residence, when he ordered the local elementary school's principal to replace a frayed national flag flying above the school. The school's principal, Andreas Wasio, replied to the president: 'We deliberately put up an old flag so people will not steal it.' Yudhoyono was also reportedly bewildered that local petrol shops sold fuel out of bottles and jerry cans rather than electric pumps. Analysts seized on the incident - people are desperate enough to steal a flag to sell for food - to criticise the Indonesian government. 'Nowhere can we find a more ironic, poetic, and ultimately, sad symbolism on nationalism
Talk about embarassing … Windows Vista can be taken down by a buffer overflow caused by a malformed animated cursor, such that it enters a crash-restart-crash loop. It’s not even a new exploit, as it was first reported by eEye in January 2005. At the time it was felt the exploit affected OSes [...]
