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      A Man Trapped in the Elevator and David Letterman's Experience
      I have seen a video in one of my Filipino Buddies here in the blogosphere and decided to show this to everyone and to those who haven't seen the video. This is a a video showing a time lapse of a man trap inside the elevator for almost two days. Here is the Video:Nicholas White was trapped in an elevator after he took a cigarette break in McGraw-hill building for 40 hours...I have also seen an epi

      Written by: CMAQUEST


      El "Elevator Pitch" ideal para tentar a un inversor ángel
      Esta entrada fue publicada hace un tiempo en el blog de Mariano Ruani y la verdad me parece sumamente interesante compartirla con nuestros lectores. No hace falta hacer demasiada intoducción al tema ya que éste estará perfectamente descripto a continuación. Encontraste al inversor que estabas buscando, al gerente de la empresa que le puede abrir las puertas a tu emprendimiento, está ahí

      Written by: Pasion Por Emprender


      Elevator joint venture producer established
      Mitsubishi Electric Corp, Mitsubishi Electric Building Techno Service Co Ltd in conjunction with Toan Tam Technology Co have invested over US$1 million to establish the Melco Viet Nam Elevator joint venture Co. Makoto Kondo�general director of Mitsubishi Electric Corp said that with the average growth of 10-15% a year of the elevator market, Viet Nam is at high potential. The establishment of

      Written by: Vietnam Business Finance News


      Elevator per bypassare UAC in Vista
      Come già scritto su BloGemini chi di voi ha Vista avrà sicuramente notato alcuni cambiamenti rispetto al “vecchio” Xp. Cambiamenti grafici ma anche strutturali, ad esempio il firewall del nuovo O.S. è sicuramente migliorato rispetto al suo predecessore. Un altro cambiamento apportato dalla Microsoft è stato accolto con un pò di fastidio da alcuni…si tratta del UAC!! Si [...]

      Written by: Aurelio4blog


      Trapped in an Elevator Video
      Trapped in an Elevator Video Ok, so yes the following video of an employee being trapped in an elevator is fake, but it’s still got a few funny parts too it. Also, it does make you wonder what you would do if you were trapped in an elevator for awhile. Tags: trapped in an [...]

      Written by: WowMails


      of max silvestri gets trapped in an elevator
      Max Silvestri got stuck in an elevator: After leaving a meeting with 23/6, Max Silvestri gets trapped in an elevator. Luckily, we have the footage from the security camera. This is a parody of the man (Nicholas White) who was stuck in the elevator for 41 hours. [via boing boing]

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      Geri Halliwell Rescued From A Trapped Elevator
      ITN reports former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell was rescued in an elevator at Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex. Geri was on her way to sign copies of her new book 'Ugenia Lavender' when the incident occurred. After an hour, Geri was released by Essex C

      Written by: Popdirt.com - Pop Music News


      Things You’re Saving Money On By Being Stuck In An Elevator For 41 Hours
      I StumbledUpon onto this and had to share it with SOMEONE; therefore needed to relate it to personal finance in some way to get some validity out of the post. It’s a break from my normal personal finance path to inject a little humor into this post to jazz it up a bit. [...]

      Written by: My Investing Blog


      Man Stuck In Elevator For 41 Hours
      New York, NY -- Video of a man stuck on an elevator for 41 hours has become an Internet phenomenon.This surveillance camera footage is from Nicholas White's ordeal in New York's McGraw-Hill building's elevator.The video quickly spans through the entire 41-hour incident.White got stuck in the elevator nearly 10 years ago. But the video just recently surfaced and was posted on YouTube by The New Yorker magazine.White won an undisclosed settlement after filing a lawsuit.Source: CNNCopyright: 2008 digtriad.com

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      How straightforward is your elevator speech?
      At the most basic level, your elevator speech is what you tell people about what you do. It's a short introduction to your area of expertise that's a useful tool when meeting people in social and networking situations. The length depends on the situation. If you're standing in line at the grocery story and strike up a conversation with your neighbor who asks what line of work you're in, your 3-minute version is going to sound like an annoying TV commercial. My elevator speech is about 15 seconds long, which is perfect when speaking to an individual, but when I'm introducing myself in a group setting, I will say a little more.Your elevator speech should mention your target audience and how you help them. Think benefits, not features. "Hi, I'm Joe Guy-Nextdoor. I (provide this benefit) to (t

      Written by: Speak Schmeak


      TimeLapse Video of a Guy Trapped in an Elevator for 41 Hours
      Accompanying video to Nick Paumgarten’s piece “Up and Then Down” from the April 21st issue of The New Yorker. Footage of Nicholas White trapped in an elevator in the McGraw-Hill Building. Woe. 41 hours in an elevator. Try not to go a little nuts.

      Written by: Darkly Dreaming David


      Elevator Fire in Brownlee
      Another “old friend” has turned to ashes. I never got a chance to see the elevator that burned. I did however witness one burning in Wood Mountain just about eleven years ago. The heat (even with it nearly grain-empty) was so intense that you could feel it from a block away. It was struck by lightning, [...]

      Written by: Abandoned Stuff By Saskboy


      Video: Sem-One's debut music video"ELEVATOR MUSICK"
      Coming straight at you from Bushwick, Brooklyn. Sem-One is on Fire, check out his track from his first iTape "One Foot In The Game/ One Foot In The Grave!You have been blessed with the grace of the Panther.E.G Radio, ExtravaGangsta Radio,

      Written by: EG Radio Online


      Elevator Voice Message Level Indicator
        Have you ever been into a boring elevator ? with no sound and level indicator lights ? because I’ve been and i can tell you its not a pleasant environment to be in. Those elevators are sometime rebuild or renewed but the level indicator lights and some kind of sound system are not installed because [...]

      Written by: YourITronics


      Az gag video blog - Jollibee mascot funny time inside the elevator
      On this incident, I forgot that Jollibee is only a mascot and went to shoot this moment and me feeling like an 8-year old kid who loves burger yum and jolly spaghetti. After going inside the mall, we saw people crowding up in a small area near the elevetor and then we saw Jollibee mascot doing some funny moves, like pretending that he's a statue, call and uses a public phone, hides himself behind

      Written by: Azrael's merryland


      Elevator Fun
      This on many elevators, but YMMV. To skip zoom past floors that are waiting for an elevator, hold the door close button while pressing the button for your floor. I did this while at training and the look on the other ppls faces as we zipped past their floors was priceless.

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      I have heard that elevator song that feartures Timberland.
      I have heard his stuff and think he's a one hit wonder. That elevator song was wack and smeffs of timberland. How dare he diss Lynx Garcia who did'nt even ask him for anything. That dude has a lil playand nows he's the man. Can you please tell him that he sells ringtones, so stay with that. That'sall i have to sayabout this punk. 40MasterRest of post goes here.E.G Radio, ExtravaGangsta Radio, Latin Hip Hop Radio, Hip Hop, Hip Hop Gossip, Hip Hop Podcast, Online Hip Hop Radio

      Written by: EG Radio Online


      Flo Rida - Elevator
      Flo Rida - Elevator Hey Girl you’re comin’ with me your comin’ with me Hey Girl you’re comin’ with me your comin’ with me Hey Girl you’re comin’ with me your comin’ with me Hey Girl you’re comin, ‘ come on… Talk to me girl, Let me tell you girl. Got you stuck on my elevator. Get it up.On my ehh o [...]

      Written by: Blog Lirik Lagu


      Flo Rida Elevator Part 2
      Here is “Elevator” part 2 from Flo Rida featuring Brisco. You check check it out here. FLO RIDA “MAIL ON SUNDAY” IN STORES MARCH 18th! :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::

      Written by: Urban Music


      Bed with own elevator makes more room.
      We have seen quite a lot of different ideas for loft beds, or elevated beds, or whatever you like to call them. And we are not talking about murphy-beds here. Many of these ideas have been used, or suggested, for small apartments where you really need the extra space. Now, elevated beds or loft beds need a lot of headroom. You can hardly even contemplate getting one for a modern apartment. You need something from the turn of the century before last. Now here is another idea that might actually work even in apartments of more recent vintage. French Bedup (site in French) makes a smart bed with its own elevator, that lifts the bed almost flush to the ceiling when it is not in use. They are from EUR 2.810:- (approx. USD 4.300:-) if we are not totally mistaken.

      Written by: Smart Stuff


      Breakdown in the Office Elevator Video
      Breakdown in the Office Elevator Video I’m not sure if the following video dealing with a nervous breakdown in an office elevator is real or not - my guess is that it isn’t - though I could definitely see it happening. Technorati Tags: office elevator, nervous breakdown I’m not sure [...]

      Written by: WowMails


      Wild Elevator Ride
      I stepped into the elevator, and leaned back against the brass rail, that was just high enough to support my buttocks. The cold thick brass pole made me think of the desire that was rising in my loins. Without thinking, I reached up under my tee-shirt, and started fondling my tight hard pecs. As I flexed my shoulders, the striations between them tightened, and my hard dark nipples stood like nail points under my finger tips. I closed my eyes.Suddenly, the door opened, and in stepped one of those messenger boys. (I had forgotten to press the button).Before I could react, he smashed his fist on one of the buttons, and was upon me. "Shit", I thought,"I'm in for it now. I can just see the headlines in tomorrow's paper: Fag bashing in downtown elevator". I gasped. Before I was able to cry out,

      Written by: Twinks Archive


      Friday Flash Fiction: Elevator 2 - Tin Clouds
      Ok. I’ve been a bit pushed for time again and so we witness the somewhat dubious return of the Elevator or to be strictly accurate Elevator 2 - Tin Clouds. Err, hope you enjoy: Elevator 2 - Tin Clouds By Neil Beynon At the edge of the world where the rainbow’s end, there lies a Tinman who [...]

      Written by: The other side of the river


      Elevator Etiquette
      I automatically dislike anyone who gets into an elevator with me, especially in the morning when I first arrive at work. This is mostly an irrational reaction, but odds are those who join me in the elevator will disembark on floors lower than mine. I'm now located on the 30th of 34 floors and apparently anyone who works on the floors above me always arrives either before or after I do in the morning.And for some reason, inevitably no two people who get on the elevator with me in the morning will work on the same floor. So every new person who manages to catch the departing elevator by inserting and sacrificing a body part between the closing doors, will not only delay departure even more by stopping everything, but will continue to delay things by punching yet another floor below mine. I u

      Written by: The User Pool


      Single's Club#1 - Elevator Suite - "The Wheel"
      Label: Pure Mint Recordings Elevator Suite's Myspace.Buy On:“Nothing is ever quite what it seems.” So insists ‘The Wheel’, the first single to be released from Elevator Suite’s self-titled second album. A sumptuous four-minute fusion of slick-heeled electronica and laconic, smoky vocals, the track is a pitch-perfect example of this critically acclaimed band’s ability to craft retro-minded slabs of chill-out pop that simultaneously soothe and psyche-up the soul.Following the tidal wave of radio-fuelled success and relentless press hype that surrounded their debut back in 1999, Elevator Suite fell foul of industry disillusionment and crumbling inter-band relationships, and parted ways with their then-label Mushroom in 2002.Now, having reconvened and recorded their most fully-rea

      Written by: Chicks With Guns


      Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
      Walk on with a cooler that is labeled “HUMAN HEAD” on the side.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”Crack open your briefcase of purse, and... Visit for more....

      Written by: Fun and entertainment guaranteed


      "Flo-Rida ft. Timbaland - Elevator" (Video)
      For Those Who Haven't Yet Heard This Tune - I Think It Is Amazing. New-ish Artist Flo-Rida as Teamed Up With Timbaland For His Second Monster Single; Elevator.This beat is sick, you know Timbo is the king, & with bangers like this, you know why. I have been feeling this track for a while now, but I'm not loving the video that much. OK, it's what I expected, but it could have been better.I'm sure, that if Flo-Rida can keep teaming up with great producers & keep making hot collaborations, he will soon be a real player in the Hip-Pop game.Flo-Rida ft. Timbaland - ElevatorLike The Track?The Video?Let Me Know...

      Written by: Urban Review


      Best 2007 Music Videos: Arcade Fire Performs in Elevator and Crowd of Fans
      As one of the most popular new bands to hit the music scene in the past few years - so much so that they made the cover of Time magazine - the many band members of Arcade Fire sure don't appear to act like musical super stars.One example of this is the band's genuine nature, spontaneity and innovativeness, as the following video clearly shows.In this 15-minute video, Arcade Fire members take their eclectic mix of instruments into an elevator (but it's not that kind of elevator music) to play "Neon Bible" and then proceed to walk out into the middle of a crowd of their fans using a megaphone and strings to pump out a sing-a-long version of "Wake Up".If you are not an AF fan, maybe you will be after you see and hear them play the title track from their 2007 hit album, Neon Bible in a Parisia

      Written by: Indie Rock Cafe


      Disco elevator
      ¿A quién no le encantaría encontrarse con esto una mañana al ir al trabajo? ¿Por qué la chica baja por las escaleras? Me lo enseñó mi amigo Raúl, que ha venido el puente a Valencia. Envía esta entrada:

      Written by: Cualquiera.net


      LOWONGAN KERJA di PT. Mitsubishi Jaya Escalator & Elevator
      PT. Mitsubishi Jaya Escalator & Elevator currently needs a Secretary to President Director urgently. The requirement are as follows: - Male - between 30- 40years old. - good communication in English (both verbally and writing), - 2-3 years as Auditor OR 4-5 years as Senior / Assistant manager accounting - can operate MS office programs, internet, and other office tools. - mature,

      Written by: Lowongan Kerja Indonesia Terbaru


      448. the elevator dilemma
      i have a job these days.at the job is an elevator.it is a very slow elevator.you need a calendar to time its descent from the top fifth floor to the first.i need to get to the fifth.i don’t know what is going on the floors in between but it apparently requires women only.perhaps it is where daughters of the revolution meet, or possibly the staff of more magazine, or maybe both.it doesn’t matter.what does matter is that at 8:30 a.m. they gather to board the elevator.millions of ‘em.i was taught to allow women to enter the elevator first.hence the dilemma.after four truckloads of waiting, i take the stairs—probably good for me but bad on the tardiness card.so i’m asking, is it every man/woman for himself/herself or is gallantry the new way to go?i need an answer and i need it quick because my job performance review hangs in the balance.

      Written by: cranelegs pond


      Elevator speech about business blogging
      Some weeks ago, a friend asked me what’s all this buzz about blogging and how could blogging help his business. As a note, the products he is selling are an email server, so we are talking about b2b sales. And, I should be ashamed that I wasn’t able to provide a good answer to combat all his barriers in believing blogs can be good for business. So I’ve decided to prepare an “elevator speech” about business blogging (in fact 2). If you are not sure what an “elevator speech” means, Wikipedia says: “An elevator pitch (or elevator speech) is an overview of an idea for a product, service, or project. The name reflects the fact that an elevator pitch can be delivered in the time span of an elevator ride (say, thirty seconds or 100-150 words).” The High-end elevator speech (if you are playing smart): “Sales are about creating emotions. Blogging opens a new communication channel for companies to create buying emotions in a more person

      Written by: Small Business Entrepreneur Blog


      50 THINGS TO DO WHILE ON AN ELEVATOR
      1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, all of you just shut UP!” 4. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?” 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!” 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

      Written by: Imitation Reflect


      Salma Hayek is doing a striptease in an elevator
      Strip tease by Salma Hayek Strip tease by Salma Hayek is a most see .. I think I will to be stuck in an elevator with that girl .. She has a perfect body… Do you think I’m right? Watch it by yourself: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/383157/salma_hayek_in_ugly_betty/ Share This

      Written by: Blackysky World - All about promotion


      Elevator Card
      By Luke Howard Effect: The top card of the deck is turned face up to the audience. The card is once again turned face down and removed from the deck. The magician now places this card into the... The Secret of Magic Tricks are revealed here! Learn street magic tricks, bar magic tricks, card tricks, coin tricks, etc. Easy lessons and magician secrets revealed. Dedicated for beginners who want to start learning secret magic tricks step by step.

      Written by: MAGIC TRICKS


      Took the stairs up... and the elevator down
      I was stopped out of a few stocks in this afternoon's selloff, most notably VDSI. I began buying that stock on 9/20 for an average price of $35.03 and was stopped out today at $39.75 for a gain of 13.5% (231% annualized) in a few short weeks. This is obviously a very nice swing trade but I am a bit annoyed that I gave away 6% of my potential return by failing to tighten my stop intraday when the stock was up a buck and a half. I'm supposed to be a swing trader and that means protecting gains intraday not just over a course of days.This afternoon's action in VDSI is a great example of the old adage that says a stock "takes the stairs up, but the elevator down". Behold the hourly chart for VDSI over the past five days:From Friday morning until around 1PM today, the stock rose beautifully from $38.50 to $43. Then, in a little over two hours, four and a half days of gains vanished just like that. Because the stock had been so good to me and because I still think the uptrend is intact,

      Written by: Bullish Jim's Trading Blog


      Top 10 Reasons You Need A Killer Elevator Speech
      It is my firm belief that virtually every person in business for her- or himself needs a killer elevator speech. Yes, that means you, too. Wondering why a killer elevator speech is so important? See if you recognize yourself in any of these scenarios: More: continued here

      Written by: Online Business Alliance and Niches


      Sexy Elevator Music
      : Teelia, Andy Nguyen, Katy, RinaSidenote before I even get into my discussion of sexy elevator music: Thank you for the nice comments and for liking my narcissitic layout of my vector-self on a magazine cover that I will never ever be on. You've ballooned up my ego and now maybe I can love myself THAT much more. Just kidding. But seriously, thank you and thanks for the new links! I'll update my link list this week. And my wedding website is in the works. Learning about the traditions of my culture has been pretty exciting! End sidenote.Say you live in a tall building that necessitates the utilization of elevators to get you to the main floor. Suppose you want to ride this elevator because you have to get yourself to work and cars can't park on the 10th floor -sadly-, denying you the convenience of not having to use said elevator. Let's say, for the sake of realism, that you will most likely run into neighbors in that lobby waiting for the elevators because other people have to par

      Written by: So Uneek


      Elevator
      He looks about the lobby of the building. There is no-one about, so he darts over to the elevator, gets in and pushes the button for the top floor. As the doors hiss shut, he cannot resist stroking the rubber door-guards.The trip to the top is over almost before he realises it. He reaches up and loosens the cable running into the back of the surveillance camera. If a security guard should bother to check, he will see nothing untoward. He then pushes the button for the floor immediately below. The doors hiss shut again, and once more his attention is drawn to the smooth black rubber lips. Half-way down, between floors, he pushes the stop button. The elevator jerks to a stop, the squeaking sounds gradually diminish as the dampers compensate for the rocking motion. In the quiet that follows the fading squeaks, he thinks he can hear someone snickering at him. He listens, head cocked to one side. Nothing.One finger still on the stop button, he reaches over, inserts two fingers between the e

      Written by: Twinks Archive


      Greatest Phone Sex In An Elevator
      What would you do if your co-worker walked into the elevator and started having extreme phone sex with his girl friend? Greatest Phone Sex In An Elevator Video: Phone Sex In An Elevator - Watch more free videos

      Written by: DwingDwang


      Annoying things to do on an elevator!
      1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8 ) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.” 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on

      Written by: Chigi's Personal Web Blog


      Pegadinha - Elevator Prank
      Pegadinha is the Portuguese word for 'prank;' it is quite commonly used in Brazil, thanks in large part to the prevalence of TV prank shows. Click here to watch a hilarious video where a public elevator is outfitted as a toilet, complete with an actor playing the role of an alarmed patron. A useful piece of vocabulary to know for this video is Opa!, an exclamation translated as something like 'Whoa!' These pranks differ from those of American shows in that they frequently irritate the subjects of the pranks to the point of violence, and it is common for the pranksters to be chased away by their marks. It's hard to understand how some of the more famous pranksters are able to disguise their identity so easily, as the shows they appear on are so widely watched across the country. This video is another prank where an actor pretends to be an electrician who gets electrocuted, much to the disbelief and dismay of onlookers. These clips are not for everyone; if you don't lik

      Written by: Portuguese Blog: Language, Culture


      Elevator Pitch Goes Internet
      You know the old elevator pitch, sum up your business to someone in the time it takes to take an elevator ride. Well now that old elevator pitch has gone Internet. Vator.tv has combined a multimedia site that uses video, pictures of your pitch along with social networking technologies. Kind of like Linkedin with images and video. There is plenty of help on the site to help you craft a good pitch and how to use the service most effectively. If you are an investor looking for ideas this is a great way to surf and connect with entrepreneurs, looking for partners or clients, spend some time surfing the pitches, you might find a good connection. Check out how the Elevator Pitch Goes Internet with Vator.tv. (Tip of the hat to the Springwise Newsletter for this discovery)

      Written by: Small Business CEO


      Simple Trick to Make Your Elevator Only Stop at Your Floor
      I’m always on the lookout for time-saving tips, and this one is incredibly useful if you use elevators a lot or need to get to a certain floor in a hurry.Though I posted an article on how to avoid crowds on the elevator in the past, a video is worth a thousands words. Check out the video below and learn how you can simply change the elevator into express mode and bypass all other floors.ThankGillianItsSafeForWork http://view.break.com/327059 - Watch more free videos

      Written by: Mercola Health Blog


      Elevator Illusion (Magic Trick)
      Be afraid! Watch your step! This is elevator floor illusion - an alevator without floor optical illusion! The Secret of Magic Tricks are revealed here! Learn street magic tricks, bar magic tricks, card tricks, coin tricks, etc. Easy lessons and magician secrets revealed. Dedicated for beginners who want to start learning secret magic tricks step by step.

      Written by: MAGIC TRICKS


      Hack Elevator Biar Langsung Ke Lantai Tujuan Lo..
      intinya adalah tekan lantai tujuan tahan lalu tekan close door … maka elevator akan langsung menuju lantai yang kamu pilih nggak peduli orang lain mencet2… selamat mencoba.. Untuk Merk Tertentu aja, jgn2 sering2 yah…kalo buru2 aja, kan kasian yang lainnya..

      Written by: Sacred Avalon


      Simple Elevator Hacking
      Here’s a simple elevator hack to get the elevator into express mode, skipping all stop and reaching your destination at one go! Good for those who are late for work! If you liked this post, you will love these!My New Project: Caption This Pic!Coke Can TuxThe Weird Things People Eat Around the WorldIf you liked this post, buy me a beer!Share This

      Written by: I Am Bored


      [2005] Hot Hot Heat - Elevator (m4a Download)
      Review by Heather Phares @ allmusic.com After finishing the follow-up to their breakout album Make Up the Breakdown, Hot Hot Heat lost guitarist Dante DeCaro, but there's something even more crucial missing from Elevator: charismatic songwriting. Make Up the Breakdown was bursting with it; each song took its new wave/post-punk/pop influences in breathlessly twisty, wordy, unexpected

      Written by: Share Your Knowledge


      Rhymefest - ‘Angry black man on an elevator prod. by Lil Jon’
      Never judge a book by its cover, and definitely don’t judge a song by its title, you might just end up nodding your head to it… New music from Rhymefest, off his upcoming album “El Che”, the album is set to be released in the Winter of 2007 or Spring 2008. Featured artist include Kanye West, Nas, The Game, John Legend, Raekwon, Method Man, Ghostface Killah, Eminem & Little Brother. Some nice little colabos right there, so definitely look out or that.

      Written by: Nerd with Swag


      60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
      60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.7. Shave.8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to cal

      Written by: Hey- What's Up With That


      Redneck Elevator
      A redneck family from rural Alabama was shopping at a mall in the big city. It was their first time in a mall, so they were experiencing culture shock big time. The father and son decided to stroll around as the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but two shiny, silver walls that would silently move apart and then slide back together again especially caught their

      Written by: McCafferty's Pub


      Hey, you on the elevator!
      Hmm, here I am on Floor 1, and I sure would like to get to Floor 2. I wish there was a way I could get from Floor 1 to Floor 2 without inconveniencing eight other people. Guess I’ll take the elevator! Right? WRONG!

      Written by: I see what you did there..


      Yes, I Am Calling You Out On Your Bad Tip In Our Elevator.
      The other night, for eight hours of work, I earned a total of $41. (It should have been $60, screw you, Mr. Han and your poker skills). The reason, you ask? Because of a group of girls at a dining table that stiffed me. Flat out wrote “0.00″ on the line for the tip. It doesn’t get much douchier/bitchier than that, folks. Ordinarily, I would have let it go by the time I got in my car to drive home. But these bitches had me running all over the restaurant for stupid shit like “waters with three lemons and plenty of Sweet and Low’s.” It’s a dollar and twenty-five cents, ladies. Pay the five quarters and have all the lemonade you want. AND, if you’re going to run me ragged because you’re too cheap to buy lemonade, tip me. Anything! Hell, I would have been content with some change in the tip tray. But not you ladies. Oh, no. It had to be a straight up “0.00″ on the line for my tip. If you wanna play hardball, then we’l

      Written by: I Serve Idiots


      90 Second Elevator Pitch for Investors
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