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See what a lame-ass dude gets when he bangs his wife’s hired help! As soon as his wife leaves for work, he asks the maid to take her clothes off so he can mash her boobies. Then he stuffs his face in her cunt and finally shafts her over the sofa. somehow the maid seems [...]

MUKWONAGO, Wis. - Police said a man was arrested after he used a cigarette lighter while trying to siphon gasoline from a van. The man, who was visiting friends, went to drive home early Saturday but realized that he didn't have enough gas in his SUV.Police said the man tried to siphon the gas with help from another woman, but he couldn't see how much gas was in the container, so he used the light

OK, we're not the biggest McCain fans here, but we give him a thumbs up for this one. Fox moron Steve Doocy (yes, tip o' the hat to Wonkette which asks the question, 'how hard is it get up in the morning knowing you'll be Steve Doocy all day long, and that you don't know anything?') shows how much he understands about journalism by asking McCain a "personal" question.We think that McCain's respon

Here’s a story I never shared with you… b/c I forgot to post it.  Wow, can anyone say, “dumbass?”  Well, would you still like to read it?  Hope so! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ In the spirit of reveling in the good, the night I was writing this post, I decided to take Braden to the park the next da

Saying that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin “scares the hell out of me,” former New York Mayor Ed Koch endorsed fellow Democrat Barack Obama on Tuesday. In 2004, Koch backed President Bush for re-election saying the Republican incumbent was better equipped to combat “Islamic terrorists” than Democratic candidate John Kerry. Koch, who was mayor of New [...

He had to go to the hospital for stitches after he was racing Donte Stallworth in his socks.  Stallworth had cleats on.  Stallworth stepped on Braylon.  Well done, Donte. He suffered the cut on his foot when he was running lightly in his socks at the end of practice Saturday afternoon with some other receivers. According [...]

[1] Spencer Pratt actually has regrets –- he says he's sorry for calling Mary-Kate Olsen a "troll" –- but it's because MK brought up a very sore subject ... soccer. Who knew? Us reports that Pratt says the celebutwin brought up an "emotional subject" when she told a story on Letterman about his throwing a hissy fit on the soccer field during high school. In fact, Pratt

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid isn’t necessarily known as a multimedia sensation, but thanks to his “coal makes us sick” comment, Reid has rocketed to the top of YouTube. The video below of Reid on Fox Business News now sits atop YouTube’s “most viewed” list, with nearly 215,000 views, thanks in large part to a link [...]

Since I’ve been back in Ireland I’ve found the need to get broadband installed in my grand parents house, (they’ve been kind enough to let me stay here until I move on again) and in my search for a reasonably priced provider with a reasonable service I ended up ordering a DSL connection from [...]

Two Oakland County carjackers were forced to hoof it after the made a slight error in vehicle choice. The pair held up a pizza delivery woman in Oxford Township this week and made the woman get out of her car. But when they went to steal the car, the victim watched as the thieves rolled helplessly backward into a ditch.Turns out they couldn't drive a stick shift. The pair ran off on foot, but with

Unexpectedly, I have created the need to add a Sunday edition of my Blog Tip Sharing Project this week.  It’s urgent information that I feel like I MUST tell you, so that you won’t nearly die of panic like I did. If you happened upon this blog last night between 10:30 and 11:30 PM, you would [...]

Dumb: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat. Dumber: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat and no brake pedal . Dumbest: Getting out and pushing on the back of the piece-of-shit car to stop it. Dumbass of the Week: Getting pinned between said piece-of-shit car and a tree. God forbid the cherry [...]

You are a driving instructor that enjoys letting 13 and 15 year old girls kick you in the nut sack until you can’t stand the pain. Do you: A) Swear the girls to secrecy. B) Realize your married and ask your wife to do the kicking. C) Give the girls a license despite their horrible driving skills. D) Go [...]

dumbassIk weet niet, maar op één of andere manier hebben sporters onder elkaar vaak een bepaald soort humor. Vooral als ze op TV zijn zien we dit fenomeen vaak voor komen. Niet alleen aan de tafel bij Wilfred en Johan waar de Kromme zich van zijn humoristische kant laat zien, ook in Yankeedoodleland nemen ze menig speler op de korrel, en het liefst tijdens live uitzendingen.Funny videos

Charles Barkley has got to be the most hated heterosexual man in many of these Christian Right / Family Values groups, especially now that he’s looking to run for Governor in Louisiana. But I simply can’t help but to like this guy. I’m surprised I didn’t get e-mails this morning upset about Barkley’s [...]

I found this over at Hotair so show them some love, and read the great commentary on this. I can’t resist putting this video up on this site. So clear, so concise, so true. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

If you are going to try to burn someone based on their reading skills you should probably make sure that your spelling skills are up to snuff. A woman in the UK accidently parked her car in a posted no parking zone because she was in a hurry to catch a train. When she returned she [...]

Sheez. Here's something to help lift the spirits... As per written by "Here With Dumbass Derek": Guys, don't you just hate it when you are talking about your problem and halfway through your rambling, your girl cuts you off and starts off on herself. Wow. Look who's talking. Guys think that their the so-called breadwinner of the family and thus coming home complaining about how miserable their jobs are. Here's something to chew over, Continue reading...

~Snooper~mm being on top of the idiot fruit loops in San Fran, brings us some pics of Obama-type morons that are appropriately presenting themselves as the buffoons which they are. In the comments section, the second one, says:On March 21st, 2008 at 3:33 pm, Ron Rockstar said:God Damn the Idiot with the Snake Basket on her head.The comment was in response to this picture...Now, let us consider something. Let us play "what if", shall we?Let's just say that God does indeed damn America. What then? What will these idiots do then? Where will they go and what will they do? What will protest then? What are they protesting now?These people are retarded and I draw that conclusion because these types NEVER offer up a solution that is a tenable or viable solution. Do they? Ever?Will they be

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home

In the previous post I was whining about how my PC is acting weird on me and that I cannot take photos. Well, it was all my fault. I FORGOT TO INSTALL DIRECTX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now how dumb is that?!?!?!? Anyway, this means that I'll be able to continue blogging afterall. YAY!!! Still the photos are far from perfect and a bit of too pixely for my taste, but they are not so disastrous.Now, isn't this sooo much better :D:D:D

OK , Super dummy Britney Spears decided to go driving while covering here head. How dumb must you be if you don’t know this is dangerous. She has already in the last few weeks hit 3 people (2 paparazzi and a court officer) and ran a red light with her kids in her car. Why doesn’t she let that douche bag next to her drive the car? She has zero common sense and should get her kids until she wakes up.

The Internet, cable and unlimited broadband is turning us into Dumbass Nation.The civics I learned from the nuns is there should always be a civil debate over issues, and that is one of the reasons for my bat ass crazy devotion to free speech. I don't like it when courts stop an evil disgusting Kansas church from claiming the Iraq War is God's punishment for America's embrace of homosexuality, anymore than I like the media refusing to show cartoons of Muhammad because it will offend the jihadists.I believe if everyone is allowed to speak their mind, then the poop becomes glaringly apparent. And the stupid are recognized for what they are.But not everyone we disagree with is stupid. There are brilliant minds and ideas of all different political and cultural persuasions. But nowadays we tend to consider anyone who would support George Bush as having most of their brain missing, and the supporters of Ron Paul as a cult of Internet spammers.Barry Goldwater once said it was possib

If you’re this dumb, I guess you deserve a shot in the nuts. People just keep proving Darwin correct, don’t they? I don’t even think I’d let Tiger Woods try this one on me, unless I could wear a cup and stick a tee out of one of those little holes. I definitely wouldn’t let him take a wedge shot out of the medium rough. Share This

A dose of woo: Martial IdiocyOctober 1, 2007 6:00 PM, by Evil Monkey Recently Orac took apart the findings of another acupuncture study. Those who administer acupuncture typically insinuate that a mysterious vital energy known as "chi" travels along meridians in the body, and that normal flow of chi is necessary for good health. Orac pointed out that this recent study effectively disproved the notion of meridians in traditional Chinese medicine. Similar woo also permeates the martial arts. If one's chi is properly aligned, supposedly the practitioner can make their body do amazing things such as selectively exploding an opponent's internal organs when struck, or sometimes inducing a time-delayed killing sickness. My old kung fu instructor even tried to demonstrate that chi existed by having us hold our hands right up next to a mirror after a workout, supposedly when our chi is flowing maximally. He claimed you could see the visible effects of chi whi

You know what? George Bush is really, really stupid. I guess he has to have something working up there in the cranial cavity to get elected and re-elected, but he says the stupidest things. I love reading "Bushisms" and it always makes me laugh. It also makes me wonder why he's president. My favorite Bushism: Rarely is [...]

It rained heavily this morning. I was contemplating staying at home to catch up with my beauty sleep but since I’m taking 5 days leave next week for Bali, I had to leave the house regretfully. The rain was still pouring. So, I tried to wait for the bus to bring me to the MRT station. However, 3 buses arrived but not to the MRT station that I wanted to go to. That was after 15 minutes. I was getting late for work. The bus finally arrived but it was full. The next bus arrived soon after, it was full too! WTH? Why can’t they get more buses during wet days?! Frustrated, I left the bus stop and tried to flag for a taxi. It was an expensive trip. I still had to get to work, so I boarded it. While we took an alternative route since PIE is always jammed during peak hours, we saw an educated man in his 20s trying to turn left in the middle lane. The reason was he was rushing for something. Work, most likely. The traffic lights were down for that junction and this Champagne Gold Cefi

If you have stardom at your feet why oh why do you let your sleazy lover take naked pics of you? Because he said he loves you? Ok i guess some 18 year olds are dumb asses, but an educated 18 year old with so much to loose. You have to be a total idiot, [...]

HOW STUPID CAN U BE?? I mean really...Arrested again on Drug and Alcohol possession just 2 weeks after being let out of rehab.She had everything going for her and much like many of her peers, she is going into the shitter very quick!!This is not stuff that i generally get into, but this deserves a post!!The Associated PressSANTA MONICA, Calif. -- The troubled saga of Lindsay Lohan took another dangerous turn early Tuesday when police booked her for drunken driving and cocaine possession after a frightened woman dialed 911 to report being chased by Lohan's SUV. Less than two weeks out of rehab, with another drunk driving case pending, Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between .12 and .13 percent when police found her about 1:30 a.m., Sgt. Shane Talbot said.Is she trying to be another Anna Nicole Smith? Does she want to spend the next 3-5 years in jail? I am sure that she will get another slap on the wrist because of her money, but she needs a good Kick In The ASS if you ask me!! She

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."

While I certainly appreciate your efforts to make me some extra cash, I’m going to have to correct you on something. I don’t use my ebay account a whole lot, so suddenly making 106 listings is one morning is going to throw up a FEW red flags, dontcha think? And Ipod Nanos? Sooooooooo last year. If [...]

Although I suppose it is better than the antics of Tom Foley, Senator Tom Coburn uses pizza to lure interns into his office to discuss abstinence and homosexuality.And he wishes a lot more of this sort of thing was going on in Oklahoma.Although at first glance it seems unlikely, Oklahoma is in a state of lesbian debauchery. So says Tom Coburn.What is the proof that Oklahoma has become so Lebanese?Tom Coburn knows. It seems lesbianism is “so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom.”School officials are oblivious to the threat. When Joe McCulley, the superintendent of schools in Coalgate, Oklahoma, heard about Coburn's remarks and concerns he just chuckled.Diddly Coburn has been fighting gayness for years. By that I mean opposing those things which remove inequities. I do not know if there is an inner Haggardish struggle going on.However, given the fact he is a profound hypocrite, this is a real possibility. Coburn

...for all the hi-tech security available to prisons, it was the decidedly old-school razor-wire-on-wall trick that cut short a breakout at Bochum, Germany after all three would-be escapees became helplessly tangled. (The Tip: Geekologie)