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Hot dingle. Jeffman fears he might be getting old. The pieces are slowly but surely slotting into place. Pull out the scorecard and tick the appropriate boxes. Greying hair. Check. Expanding waistline. Check. Aching joints. Check. They’re all there. But there’s one thing Jeffman never expected. The thing that creeps up on you like the ex-scoutmaster [...]

If anyone, Ben Stein for instance, needs proof that Darwin offered more than just creative fuel for the Nazis (a key point in the ironically-titled film featuring one-joke Ferris Bueller prof [and former Nixon lackey] Stein: “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed”), one need look no further than at how our animal friends seem to enjoy fermented beverages just as much as your second-cousin Murray t

It’s late Saturday night. You’re on your way home but all of a sudden your stomach is sends phantom pangs of hunger. Why not stop by the pizza place on your way home? A Washington University School of Medicine study found that carefree eating over the weekend could cause you to gain an accumulative 10 pounds a [...]

I have to admit, it is difficult working side-by-side with a known cannibal. He comes to work every day either completely plastered or with an extreme hangover, smelling of rancid meat and urine, and usually vomits all over his keyboard and monitor when he enters the office. He gets to work without cleaning off the [...]

I decided to write this article to guide people to find practical ways to avoid messy situations that are a result of dunken blogging, emailing, ebay-ing, texting and dialing. In addition, I have offered a few realistic ways to help "control" the situation if the damage is all ready done. ~Enjoy~ DRUNK eBaying: Since excessive drinking can cause one to log onto eBay and spend a small

Soccer referee Sergei Shmolik had to be helped off the pitch as he staggered around complaining of Back pain. The match was held in Minsk, Lithuania last weekend. Doctors did tests, but blood tests showed he was just REALLY DRUNK! Doh!This guy has got some serious Nerve! Look at the way he feigns "Back-Ache" throughout the video! LMAO!

Tonight instead of braving the crowds to watch fireworks Gina and I went to see "Hancock", the Will Smith-Charlize Theron movie that is earning very conflicted but mostly negative reviews. Smith plays a drunken slob of a superhero who generally causes more damage than salvation as he haphazardly and half-heartedly fights crime and saves lives. He is universally hated for the messes he

As the old saying goes: once a hip hopper, always a hip hopper. Yes, I made that line up but that saying rings true for Drunken Tiger’s JK and Uptown’s T. In a secret buddhist ceremony, Tiger JK (Seo Jeong-gwon) and T (Yoon Mi-rae) recently tied the knot last June, and surprise — the couple revealed [...]

Sobriety really sucks. After leaving the production of the 1994 Jackie Chan masterpiece Drunken Master II (aka Legend of the Drunken Master) due to various problems with its formidable star, famed Hong Kong director LauKar-Leung spitefully delivered his own brand of alcoholic nonsense, the surprisingly dry kung fu clunker Drunken Master III, or, as it states on my Black Belt Theater

According to the Gulf News the recent high status terrorist alert in Dubai was based on a conversation between two drunken men at a bar in the Hilton, according to "Diplomatic sources".One of two drunk Arab man was reported to have said, jokingly:"If someone wants to scare all these people and make them run away, just say there is a bomb. A belt bomb will kill hundreds of them."Secret Dubai Diary

Just a random bit of information that came to me: apparently the neighbor who went on a drunken rampage a few nights ago has been charged with at least three counts of assault, assault on the elderly (whatever you might call that charge), disorderly conduct, and I'm sure some other things I don't know about. I guess when the landlord got hurt it wasn't an accident, but a deliberate assault to ke

A drunken escapade cost mixed martial arts fighter Jesse Taylor a shot at winning Season 7 of "The Ultimate Fighter" reality TV show. Taylor was sent packing in the final taped episode aired Wednesday, paying the price for a liquored-up night two days after the show had finished taping. The 25-year-old fighter was shown on video kicking the window out of a limo at 3 a.m., and then caused a ruckus

Matthew McConaughey spent a week away from his pregnant girlfriend earlier this month, drinking himself retarded and groping female patrons at the Iguana Bar in San Juan Del Sur. An eyewitness told Star Magazine “He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old. He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he [...]

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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it. - Roald DahlIn part one we looked at some of the romantic notions attached to writing and drink. In this part we'll consider what drink actually does to you.I suppose the question we want to focus on is: Where, if at all, does booze figure into the creative process? "I don't think alcohol leads to creativity but I think

The Chinese say that the liver is the source of anger. Alcoholics and addicts medicate their anger. – Gil Grissom, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation , Season 4The following films all contain characters who are writers.The Lost Weekend (1945); Bell, Book and Candle (1958); The Prize (1963); Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972); Death on the Nile (1978); The Fourth Man (1983); Ba

Chris Cagle (L) and Jennifer Tant Mugshots Country music singer Chris Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were both arrested on Wednesday morning for a domestic drunken fight in Nashville, Tennessee. Read the following quotes from CMT for details on Chris Cagle Jennifer Tant arrests. Chris Cagle and his girlfriend were being held in a Nashville jail Wednesday morning (May 28) after

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motorcycles still parked out front. The policeman goes round the back of the pub to find two bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other. “So what’s going on here?” he asks. The biker replies, “My mate here has had too [...]

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Harrisburg, Pennsylvania (ThaLunatic Daily) -- A pilot and a flight attendant's romp in the woods ended in embarassment and multiple charges.Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner/bar on Sunday night before they decided to walk back to their hotel.During that walk, the two enivitably decided to duck into the woods for qu

The Mirror has more details on Lily Allen's drunken antics at the afterparty for the film 'How To Lose Friends & Alienate People', where the 23-year-old singer seemed to be living the part of the film's title. Allen announced on her arrival that she

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New York City's lone GOP Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested in Alexandria, Va., and charged with drunken driving, according to numerous reports. In Virginia, drunken driving laws are extremely harsh, and he could face at least five days incarceration if convicted.The only question that remains, however, is whether a drunken driving offense constitutes a resignable offense? What do you think? Post responses here.

A couple of news items during the week will confuse and confound those who watch India as it struggles to meet the challenges it faces as a nation in an increasingly hostile environment.India has once again been classified as one of the “world’s most terror-afflicted countries” by the US State Department in its annual report on terrorism. As per the report, 2,300 people were killed in India by terrorists in 2007, with terrorist activities, particularly of Islamic terrorist groups, targeting all parts of India. The report highlights once again the outdated and overburdened law enforcement and legal systems which are most ill equipped to tackle this menace which is growing bigger and more dangerous by the day.You would expect that this important report which serves to remind India of t

A couple of news items during the week will confuse and confound those who watch India as it struggles to meet the challenges it faces as a nation in an increasingly hostile environment.India has once again been classified as one of the “world’s most terror-afflicted countries” by the US State Department in its annual report on terrorism. As per the report, 2,300 people were killed in India

Randi Goldklank, is the Boston TV news station Channel 7 general manager now. However, a drunken Randi Goldklank was arrested Sunday night in Boston's Logan Airport, what a shame! Boston Herald reported Channel 7 General Manager Randi Goldklank smelled of booze, assaulted a state police trooper, flirted with a police sergeant and unleashed a curse-filled tirade [...]

Jessica Simpson is becoming a drunken hot mess, its so bad that she has been hospitalize for her alcohol poisoning. I would think it was funny the girl is a lightweight in the liquor department, but tabloids are reporting she had to be taken to the hospital after a particularly heavy indulgence last month! During [...]

i spent my night at a friends place. i played nursemaid oi a drunk sonofabitch who quickly went from a nice guy to a bastard showing his colors. i walked around an apt. complex drunk, a bit scared, and very desperate with one of the best friends i have ever had. i handed off my camera and let others document the night both out of laziness as well as choice of perspective. i spent time in a room by myself.It was a good night, a good party. Lack of entertainment/furniture made everyone start speaking with one another and just interact as everyone is want to do.I wish there wasn't the bad spot about it, even in my fuzzy memory. I was trying to be a good person, as close as I ever get to motherly, water and all. and I might deal with a lot of reasons why someone might think I cannot understan

Reno, Nevada (ThaLunatic Daily) -- Carla Scharbach, a 46 year old Reno woman was arrested after she allegedly battered three school officials who refused to release a toddler to her while she was intoxicated.According to police, school officials say Scharbach showed up at Holy Day Kindergarten school 'grossly' intoxicated, demanding that staff release her 2 year old daughter. According to court records, the undaunted Scharbach gained access to the school by throwing a brick through a window. Once inside, she hunted down and confronted staff, demanding that they release the child.School employees, fearing for the child's safety informed Scharbach that they would be unable to do so while the woman was intoxicated. That's when things turned ugly.Police say the woman attacked and battered

Perhaps Diddy’s plan to create a  celebrity chauffer service wasn’t such a bad one after all. After leaving a club last night mumbling and grumbling,  beach yogi Jeremy Piven made an attempt to drive himself home in a techno-blaring hooptie, but didn’t make it very far. Seems the services of his dealer friend were needed [...]

Barron Hilton, the 18-year-old brother of actress Paris Hilton and member of the family that founded the Hilton Hotels chain, has recieved three years probation stemming from his drunken driving arrest back in February in the posh seaside community of Malibu, California.That’s Barron at the far left of this picture with his mom Kathy, dad Rick and Paris at far right.Hilton must also pay $2,000 in fines and attend three alchohol education programs. He agreed to plead no contest to one charge of driving under the influence and one charge of unlawful use of a license. He will lose his driving privileges for a year, a spokeswoman for the District Attorney’s Office in Los Angeles said on Wednesday.Two other misdemeanor charges — one for DUI and a second for being an unlicensed driver —

Socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson was in a rush to get home last night after she sprinted in heels from a London club and fell into a taxi. The some-time TV presenter, 36, joined a host of celebrities to celebrate her business partner and rumoured love interest Duncan James's 30th birthday party. After partying with stars such as Jamie Oliver and Myleene Klass at the bash, it appeared the

The website Last Night’s Party dug up some photo’s of George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson in some drunken candids.In one of the pics you can see she has a GREAT ass. Although these days on the internet it seems everyone has pics like these. It’s funny how she looks so demure on the red carpet [...]

South African opening batsman Herschelle Gibbs was arrested in the early hours this morning for drink-driving in Cape Town, reports said on Friday. Police spokesman Superintendent Billy Jones confirmed a 34-year-old man had been arrested at 1:45 am near Cape Town’s seafront, but said “we are not at liberty to implicate people by name until they [...]

So much for the “sight plan review” process at your local building department.   Seriously study this one!       The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURES AT ALL! Bookmark to:

Well ppl are wearing green today cause they don't want to get pinched. yeah whatever. Today is yet another day that white ppl have found an excuse to get drunken beyond belief and have a girls gone wild moment. Like they don't drink enough as it is right? so yes happy drinking green beer day, happy getting plastered, pretending to be irish, yes i know all you white ppl look alike anyways, and doing some stupid drunken crap and blaming it on st patty's day. good job!In other news i got a super awesome cell phone wallpaper from Spidey, now the problem is now do I get it on my phone. I have the samsung blackjack, its as damn bitch, PC only, wtf is that crap about? stupid cingular/at&t!

Sorry, but there ain’t any kung-fu fighting here… The Drunken Masters game coming from flash game author Dan Hoelck is actually a game about serving drinks and doing the things all the hip bartenders do best - to entertain! The objective of the game is for you to earn money and rise into bartending greatness [...]

Ashlee just can't get anything together these days. The famous lip-sync master is on a "tiresome" tour of the US promoting her new album, and one of the radio stops was Washington DC's own Hot 99.5. Her new single is called "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya) and when asked... Popular: 1 days 9 hours 8 minutes ago source: (www.whyfame.com)

INGREDIENTS: 3 dozen top neck clams 8 quarts water 1/2 cup cornmeal 1 (12-ounce) bottle beer DIRECTIONS: 1. Upon bringing clams home from the fish market, set them in a large bowl or pot with water; sprinkle cornmeal over water. Keep in refrigerator for at least 2 hours, or until ready to cook. 2. Heat gas grill to high. Drain and rinse [...]

In her 6th State of the State Speech, Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano looked past Arizona’s looming billion dollar budget and focused on the future of the growing state. The Governor outlined five major areas including: education, economic development, public safety, transportation, and healthcare to focus on the future.The speech was met with some harsh criticism, some of the loudest coming from several drunken sailors who happened to catch the speech while in town on shore leave.“I’ve done me some crazy spending in my day,” slurred Pete Shuttlesworth, a grizzled sailor from a ship known as The Flying Carp, “And I can tell ye this. Her plans be too much in the face of such a large debt. This coming from a man who spent 50 gold pieces on this here tattoo.”Napolitano proposed

I would have loved to see this Santa raid in action. Did they all come on a bus together or did 10 cars pull up and Santas just started spilling out? A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend — frightening customers, damaging property and swearing, the cinema’s manager said Monday. Thought by police to be university students dressed in Santa suits, the group did a lightning 20-second raid on Hoyts Cinema complex in the South Island city of Christchurch on Saturday, manager Derek Rive said. advertisement “As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree — they bowled everything over … (they were) just absolute fools,” he told The Associated Press. He said the “hooligans” abused patrons, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films. The fighting and property damage fine, but cursing? Come on man you&

Over the weekend, 50 drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand movie theater and wrecked everything in sight. You can only imagine the effort and coordination it took to get 50 guys in Santa costumes for the sole purpose of wrecking havoc. Who said you can't accomplish things when you put your mind to it?You would think that dressing up as Santas that maybe they were making a statement on the commercialization of Christmas. But, unfortunately, the only cause they were furthering was the right to practice the art of Jackassery.

Every year around this time, as we celebrate the birth of Santa Claus (or was it that little blond elf who partnered up with Rudolph in the movie… hmm… too much egg nog), there are always reports of people getting drunk and taking their yuletide frustrations out on the most glaring and garish targets within their blurry sights - the holiday decorations that festoon towns.Sometimes, these acts are as blasphemous as replacing a nativity Jesus with "Stewie" from "The Family Guy", while in other cases the vandalism takes the form of vigilante justice, such as when someone kicks out blinding holiday floodlights strong enough to have seen action during Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in The Wall" tour. (It is also quite tempting to throw a rock on behalf of Al Gore whenever one comes across a holiday display sucking up the wattage like that in the above pic).In Sunderland, England, city officials put up an illuminated decorative reindeer (pictured here) outside of the "Jolly Sailor

LOS ANGELES, Dec 7 (Reuters) - Actress Vivica A. Fox pleaded no contest on Friday to drunken driving and must serve three years probation and complete an alcohol education program, an official said.A spokesman for the Los Angeles City Attorney said Fox, who has competed on TV's "Dancing With the Stars" and acted in films such as "Kill Bill: Vol. 1," changed her plea from not guilty after reaching an agreement with prosecutors.A lawyer for Fox, 43, entered the new plea to one count of driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or above, said spokesman Frank Mateljan.A no contest plea is the legal equivalent of pleading guilty under California law.Judge Stephen Pfahler also ordered the actress to pay nearly $1,200 in fines and fees.The charge stemmed from an incident on March 20, 2007 when Fox was driving a car at about 80 mph (130 kph) and passed a police vehicle. Authorities said Fox was unable to keep her car in the correct lane and she failed a sobriety test.She pleaded not guilty in

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionality 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I’m not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side. 10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

Sweet potatoes are a funny thing to some people.  Many folks don't like them after having been tortured with badly prepared yams at Thanksgiving dinner over the years.  Other people think they should only be served with certain entree items, all the while thinking, "No sweet potato can match the majesty, beauty and gosh darn goodness of a regular potato!"  Me?  I like 'em.  They're pretty versatile and can be prepared to match almost entree you willing to cook up.  Today's recipe is a simple twist on mashed sweet potatoes that involves some tequila.  "Tequila?!"  Yes indeed!

emang susah hidup di desa yang udah lama subur suasana Jahiliyah. Misalnya tiap ada orang hajatan trus ada yang main judi dan berjoged sambil kepala miring2 karena minum Topi Miring atau Ciu Mbekonang. hal itu dikerjakan tidak hanya kalo ada hajatan seperti orang menikah tapi juga pada acara kematian. kebangeten ya. mosok disamping mayat pada main judi.Mending kalo baca Qur'an meski yang demikian banyak ditanyakan dallilnya oleh saudara2 kita yang mendalam kajian keislamannya.Untuk mencegah hal yang demikian ada saran2 bagus:1. kalo punya hajatan misal pernikahan ato aqieqah yang sederhana aje. jangan dibuat mewah (padahal Omahe Me-pet sa-WAH).jangan terbius oleh gengsi dan ewuh perkewuh dengan tetangga dan kerabat kita.semakin besar acara semakin sulit atas perjudian dan orang joged mabuk2an.2. jika yang bikin acara tetangga trus rumah kita mau dipake main judi jangan diperbolehkan. kalo ngga idzin sama kita maka kita tegur dengan sopan dan halus. intinya keluarga yang punya rumah n

We started with Zooma Zooma. We moved on to spin the bottle (where when Amber asked who was the next evicted houseguest, the bottle pointed to her five times IN A ROW!). And then, it was on to quarters - complete with making rules! And things went nuts from there! Some of the rules on various people’s turns: Jess: says “I miss the touch of Carol.” Zach: oink oink - when it’s Jess’s turn - The bottle never lies, you’re going home on Thursday every time Amber speaks. Tip toe to Nicks picture, rub his chest and say “It’s your loss, not mine!” when someone gets one in. First to say that Eric has a huge C*ck. Dick: Run and tongue Jen’s picture and say he misses her SO much when someone gets one it. Dani: One foot on the chair and shimmy. Eric: when it’s Zachs turn, say “panty muncher” followed by… Jameka: toss her pony tail and seductively say “I have panties for you…” - she has to decla

Is Ukranian the Russian word for Redneck? You would think so from watching this video of a slam, bam, no-thank-you ma’am, wedding fight. These characters do not mess around when they are fighting. Get an opponent on the ground and they do not let him up no matter what. The one guy in the dark suit really slammed his head hard into the asphalt when he went down. If he did not end up in the

     The badass ninjutsu quartet, known as The Urban Ninjas begin their sword training the only way they know how… By slicing the hell out of beer cans! This is rare, never-before-seen footage of the underground mercenaries in action… Stay tuned as more video of the The Urban Ninjas becomes available on AlexLandis.com!Share This

I just read here some more on the supposed drunkenness by NASA astronauts. Evidence is said to be anecdotal and no names were named but the incidents mentioned might have been before launches at the Russian Baikonur Cosmodrome or before NASA T-38 flights. I was a crew chief on T-38 Talon supersonic trainers as well as their more athletic big brothers the F-5E Tiger II. Both are sweet jets by the way. But pilots will be pilots, the play hard and they drink hard. It wasn't exactly common for pilots to show up to fly drunk but it happened often enough that we had the expression: "Pouring them into the cockpit" to indicate the pilot was sloshed when we launched them. Crew chiefs just did'nt report incidents like that. Keep in mind though that was a number of years ago (The exceprt below is from a CBS Space News update I get regularly via email so there is no link for it).Two sources said one of the incidents in question may have involved a Soyuz launch and another a T-38 jet t

The 21-year old Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunken driving.The mother of Lohan’s personal assistant made a report to the police on Tuesday morning.According to news, Lohan was driving under the influence of alcohol. Police officers smelled alcohol and administered a field sobriety test, which Lohan failed.Lohan was taken to the police station and registered 0.12 and 0.13 in blood tests for alcohol levels which is above the legal limit of 0.08. Also, officers found a white powdery substance which was determined to be cocaine in Lohan’s posessionThe actress was released from Santa Monica Jail after posting $25,000 bail.Linday’s personal assistant tendered her resignation few hours before the incident.Presently, Lindsay Lohan is receiving medical care.Source: cnn.com

Here’s Kirsten Dunst looking a little worse for wear as she leaves The Groucho Club in central London. I know what you’re thinking: Kirsten’s drunk, she’s not wearing a bra, she’s a mess, etc. Well, I say Kirsten’s perfect; it’s just too bad I wasn’t there to take advantage of her. I don’t even care that she looks like a troll. Just kidding! What kind of a guy do you think I am? Of course I care how she looks. C’mon, I have standards!

MARY-Kate and Ashley Olsen marked their coming of age - to drink legally - with a “low-key” 21st birthday at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood Wednesday night. “There weren’t really any celebs there,” said our source, “just the two of them and about 10 of their friends. Everyone was drinking champagne. The girls in the group were kind of tipsy, but it was pretty low-key.” The spy said the celebration was held in the hotel’s garden and that Mary-Kate’s beau, Max Snow, stuck close to her side. source

Lindsay Lohan is the latest Hollywood star to be charged with drunken driving, and Richard Reid reported the party girl, who crashed her car early Saturday monring, taking herself to hospital. In other gossip, Justin Timberlake is getting serious wit

See, I knew I would be here! It is now officially 1:00am and I'm home, and I had a wee bit too much to drink - as per my childless days. I think it is pretty much required. What a fucked up night. I won't go into details, but needless to say, it was not fun.BUT - I should inform you of what happened last night. In fact, I think it is my duty to tell you all about my life, no matter how much of it you don't want to hear.Fuck, it is hard to type. Type, type, type, backspace backspace backspace. Ugh... more backspace just typing the word backspace.Anyhoo - So, Now, I think I should mention that since I have joined MySpace - which is totally my new addiction - I have started hunting down old friends. Isn't that the point of the whole thing?Well, I have been searching for this one guy for like forever, but I never found him. So, I tried every year or so, and although he was on classmates.com, I actually never looked there!Now, I'm telling you this with the full assumption that he

ANNE Heche had a whale of a time at the Entertainment Weekly bash at The Box the other night with her new man, “Men in Trees” co-star James Tupper. Spies said Heche - who also partied with “Lipstick Jungle” star Lindsay Price, series creator Candace Bushnell, Danny Masterson, newly engaged Kate Walsh, Justin Chambers and Ellen Pompeo - had so much fun, she had to be helped out of the club in the wee hours. source

A man who was disabled by a drunken driver and confined to a wheelchair has sued and won a lawsuit against the city of Riverside, California for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). John Lonberg sued the city 10 years ago and finally won his court case. The city was shown to be in violation of 189 access points on curbs. The city of Riverside has 4 months to fix all curbs and must pay Mr. Lonberg $221,000 in damages for inhibited him from becoming a “self-reliant member of the community”.

A fan who was at the home season opener of the New York Met’s baseball game is suing the organization for negligence. According to reports, a blonde 300-pound drunken man who was acting in an intoxicated manner over a long period of time, fell upon Ellen Massey, 58, and crushed several of her vertebras requiring surgery to repair. The drunken man is now being called a John Doe since he was not stopped when he attempted to leave and his identity is now unknown. Massey was hospitalized for two weeks after surgery, as rods and screws were used to repair her spinal column. Massey, an attorney, was with her nephews when the incident occurred.

American hero at Baywatch and Knight Rider, now just history. In his latest film performance, David Hasselhoff appears as a slobbering drunk trying unsuccessfully to eat a burger off the floor. And the bad news is, he wasn't acting. The footage is part of a home video shot by his 16-year-old daughter Taylor Ann, desperate to show the effects of drinking on her alcoholic father. source

In the summer of 2003 a drunken pirate burst onto the big screen in the form of Captain Jack Sparrow played by Johnny Depp in the highly anticipated release of Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Captain Jack became an instantly beloved character that not only found his way into the hearts of America's youth,...

Millersville University: Protecting children from once-drunken pirates since 2007.A woman denied a teaching degree on the eve of graduation because of a MySpace photo has sued the university.Millersville University instead granted Stacy Snyder a degree in English last year after learning of her Web-published picture, which bore the caption “Drunken Pirate.”The photo, taken at a 2005 Halloween party, shows Snyder wearing a pirate hat while drinking from a plastic “Mr. Goodbar” cup. It was posted on her own MySpace site.Although Snyder apologized, she learned the day before graduation that she would not be awarded an education degree or teaching certificate.Jane S. Bray, dean of the School of Education, accused Snyder of promoting underage drinking, the suit states. This from MSNBC, and This Week in Education.

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At Fox, they call this Monday.It would seem that Bill O'Reilly's downward spiral into madness is now complete, which seems almost impossible to fathom, given his recent flights of whimsy on illegal immigration or his complete lack of understanding concerning the different branches of Islam or his incredible lack of respect for women or even the idea that small children can have "a lot more fun" when they're being kidnapped.No, the old windbag has been reduced to recycling old Zionist conspiracies. I direct your attention to this handy chart, which Bill apparently sketched out one late night on a cocktail napkin.Bill, Bill, Bill ...If you're gonna blatantly steal someone else's work, have the good sense not to copy a work that's already well known as one of the greatest forgeries of all time. I know you're a professional clown and all, but c'mon, man, have a little respect for your craft.Then again, Bill is just following in the footsteps of his founding father.After 1936, Cough

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