Yes I know, it’s Tuesday- but we already have our douchebag of the week/weekend.
Let me introduce the great golf-playerJack Nicklaus’ alleged grandson: Beruch Zegeye. This 17-year-old douchebag attends Benjamin School in North Palm Beach, Florida. Shocking ey? Anyways, the rich bitch is accused of killing a motorist in a DUI crash on Sept. 13. [...]
Here’s the thing: Usually I blame political infidelity on the American public; we, as a nation, are unwilling to elect a president who for whatever reason chooses to be single. We want the whole package: a loving husband/wife and their adorable, adoring children. For some reason this is an important trait – we base our [...]
Maury Povitch is kind of an asshole. In between paternity tests and makeovers, the worst talk-show host ever finds time to torture people with wack-a-doodle phobias. Today he scared a woman who is deathly afraid of cotton.Maury takes the express train into Douchebagville when he makes a man covered in cottonballs chase the woman around the studio, causing the entire audience to laugh at her while
I don’t know what it’s like in the rest of the country, but in the great Pacific Northwest (Portland/Seattle), avid bike enthusiasts believe bike riding is a political movement that deserves as much attention and/or validity as say, a woman’s right to choose or a homosexual’s right to marry. Seriously, they do. They’re fucking nuts [...]
I stumbled upon this short but totally on-point guide on how to not be a douchebag while visiting New York City. Honestly, if you are planning a trip to NYC, I couldn't recommend this guide enough. It covers topics such as transportation, tipping, dealing with homeless people, etc. The 'rules' mentioned in the guide are nothing special - you might as well call it common sense.
How To Not Be A Dou
Dear Elaine,
I believe that we (you, me, Baby G) are now at the point in our burgeoning love affair at which you can and should offer me advice on the boys in my life. Their numbers are many and their ways dysfunctional. Men are usually pretty predictable, and yet unfathomable. That is to say, I [...]
Ya so R.Kelly is a dirty shithole douchebag with a serious kid fucking problem.
May douchebag loser of the week is R “the kid fucker” Kelly…
My this cunt rot in the get ass raped by giant dudes circle of hell. Money seems to get celebrities out of all kinds of things. Well just like OJ this [...]
Our friends at No Regrets (see our review) present us with this weeks douchebag. When this man isn’t shirtless I would be hard pressed to believe he is ever caught without his popped pink polo.
Well this years Big Brother is officially underway and being bored whilst it pollutes my TV, I figured I'd be the first to assess this years contestants a rather shallow but suitable digest in a piece I'm calling The Douchebag Digest
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What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category.
For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last [...]
Podcast: Big Phil's Love Parade
Date: April 28, 2008
Title: New Microphone! New Mixer! Same Old Sh@T!
Download the show: Show 131
Big Phil made a big mistake and now he's feeling bad about it. I'll let him tell the story:
"Ken Turetzky and I have this back and forth going. He thinks I pause too much oftentimes during the show. And after he made this post on his blog, I purposefully paused qui
Podcast: Big Phil's Love Parade
Date: April 28, 2008
Title: New Microphone! New Mixer! Same Old Sh@T!
Download the show: Show 131
Big Phil made a big mistake and now he's feeling bad about it. I'll let him tell the story:
"Ken Turetzky and I have this back and forth going. He thinks I pause too much oftentimes during the show. And after he made this post on his blog, I purposefully paused qui
According to reports, no matter how full strength the product is users find they are filthier following the use of the New and Improved Keith Olberman® Limited Edition Signature Douchebag.From an anonymous source:"We just can't go beyond the five gallon size without becoming laughing stock of the personal hygeine industry and contrary to the claims of Mr. Olbermann (regarding 5 gal version), the
Gary Dourdan is talking about his arrest earlier this week and he's denying that the heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and pills in his possession were his!!! HA!
The soon-to-be former CSI actor has issued a statement to Access Hollywood.
Sent via email, the rambling and disturbing statement says:
“Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many [...]
By Teresa Jusino
In getting with the New York Comic Con spirit, I attended a Brian Michael Bendis (of Ultimate Spider-Man, The New Avengers, and Secret Invasion fame) signing at Jim Hanley’s Universe in Manhattan. Jeph Loeb and Ed Brubaker (Fallen Son and Captain America, respectively) also stopped by to sign things…it promised to be a great event!
The line was enormous, and when we were told that the signers would only be there for an hour, I worried that my time with Bendis would be extremely limited. While I’d never been to a comic book signing before, I’ve been to plenty of book signings, and the worst ones are the ones where they just shove your book under the author’s nose, they barely look at you as they sign it, then you get shoved on your way without s
Former rapper turned reality TV star Vanilla Ice was arrested in Palm Beach County, Florida on Thursday night.
He wasn’t drunk driving. It wasn’t for drugs.
The fucktard was busted for...
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Patrick McHenry, another Congressman who supports the war but thinks little of the soldiers who serve to fight it, refers to one soldier as a "two-bit security guard".Even worse, this entire story is a Hillary Clinton-level exaggeration in which he claims he came under attack and someone lost their life. The truth is, no one died.It's amazing how members of our government casually lie about things like that because they think people are so stupid that they'll believe anything. They're usually right, but there's still a number of us who aren't so gullible.What's sick about the likes of McHenry and Clinton is the mentality that they need to lie to demonstrate that they know how it feels to be in danger. Let's face it, guys, you don't know how it feels to have sniper fire or explosions go off
The Rt Rev Joseph Devine of Scotland, one of Scotland's most senior Catholics, apparently took several swigs of whiskey and started publicly lashing out at gays and Gandalf himself, Ian McKellen!Devine claims that there is a "gay lobby" in Scotland orchestrating a conspiracy against Christian values. He adds that gay rights groups align themselves with groups, such as Holocaust survivors. to project an "image of a group of people under persecution". Because if there's one thing that Catholics aren't guilty of is falsely portraying themselves as victims of persecution.Ian McKellen is attacked for being honored for his work on behalf of homosexuals, when Devine adds that, years ago, Oscar Wilde was jailed for having sex with other men.Based on the level of hate Devine shows towards McKellen,
"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis is being released from a Nevada jail so he can return to Florida to face charges related to the filming of underage girls. - Well thats what you get for being a douchebag.
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For me personally, fingerless glove/accessory belt guy is the winner this week, but for the sake of the readers, wanted to make sure you had a chance to view all of this country’s great douchebags. This guy has gotten two Zune tattoos on his arms and microsoft is flying him out next week to fulfill his dream and meet the Zune development team. Wow, flying out to Redmond to hang out with a bunch of Microsoft development nerds. Jealous???
I bet this guy can’t wait for the product to get cancelled…
I'm sure you've seen the coverage over the "nappy headed hos" incident. Don Imus, host of "Imus in the morning" which is a popular radio show.Yes, I know, you see the topic, I'm talking about Imus, I mentioned his show was popular, but don't get me wrong here. I'm not defending his "nappy headed hos" comment. I think it was a stupid, racist, sexist thing to say. Should he have been fired? I don't know, I kind of think that an apology was what was warranted, after that let the audience decide. If enough people stop listening to his show.. it's kaput.Now about the title of this post... I'm sure you were wondering about that.Well, I've always thought that Al Sharpton was a good person who fought for the right things. Apparently I haven't been paying enough attention. I found this on digg earlier. It describes a lot of stuff that Al Sharpton has done himself.I never knew he was such a douchebag. He seems to have a lot more to answer for than Don Imus did.He's nothing but a black
wow. he is still saying that valerine plame was not a covert agent when he outed her in 2003. one last time bob: she was a frickin covert agent. she said so. under oath. there's piles of proof. it must be that the facts have a left-wing bias, so we should believe you instead. right bob?next he'll be claiming that there were weapons of mass destruction...this man is just a huge right-wing tool, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Notorious NASCAR Dickweek Tony Stewart (Seen above, looking drunkenly bloated and apparently enthralled with the concept of “color television”) has been announced as the man who will grace the cover to NASCAR 08 from EA Sports.
As for the game itself, EA Sports is promising that it will be the most realistic racing game they’ve ever released. Outside the sixteen-player online races (which, no matter what, never get old), the game is really the same game that it was in 06. And 05. And 98. Although NASCAR 98 did have Dale Earnhardt and a Paintball cheat, which was wicked awesome.
When asked about the announcement, Stewart had this to say:
Blah, blah, blah *burp* I heart Home Depot #20 Chevrolet Monte Karloff, blah, blah, Jeff Gordon’s queer, blah, blah, I like cheese!
…ok, so I made that up. What can I say? He annoys the ever-loving piss out of me. Here’s what he ACTUALLY said:
Being on the cover of NASCAR 08 is an honor for me and my team. I am rea
This can’t be just me. Ever watch a YouTube video that is funny or even not funny for 4 seconds and you decide, hey I should give this some time, something might happen. Then, nothing happens. The microsecond that you decide to leave, you log the time of the video ...
This can't be just me. Ever watch a YouTube video that is funny or even not funny for 4 seconds and you decide, hey I should give this some time, something might happen. Then, nothing happens. The microsecond that you decide to leave, you log the time of the video ...
