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      Confession of a Stay at Home Dad: Part VIII
      Continued from: Confessions of a Stay-at-Home Dad: Part I (content/view/203/105/) Confessions of a Stay-at-Home Dad: Part II (content/view/224/105/) Confessions of a Stay-at-Home Dad: Part III (content/view/410/105/) Confessions of a... Feeling teased? Want more? I thought so. Go to Joeprah.com and become complete.

      Written by: Joeprah


      215 - I have a confession to make
      Has anyone noticed that there isn't one single stat listed at the beginning or throughout my Trinity Mission? That's because after the Beach Body Shred (BBS), I had a blow out. I gained 5.5 lbs and reverted back to my Jan 1st weight practically. TIMELINE: On Dec 17, I weighed in around 113lbs. By the time the East Coast Shredder Summit rolled around on March 24, I weighted 105lbs. Then in the

      Written by: Kali Lilla: My Self-Fulfilling Prophecy


      Confession and Rant
      It's Monday and I have a confession. I have a very, very serious case of laziness this summer. It's bad. I am completely unmotivated to accomplish much of anything that requires much effort. I have three to-do lists going.To-Do this summer (before school starts on Aug. 17)To-Do this weekTo-Do todayGuess what keeps happening...nothing. So the lists just keep getting longer, and I move the to-d

      Written by: Life in the Parsonage


      Shameful Confession
      I must admit to having another dream of a sexual nature about The Boyfriend's Best Friend. Sies, I know. This time I dreamt I was sitting on The Boyfriend's lap. And The Best Friend was standing next to us and he said to me 'this is the perfect angle for me to kiss you while [The Boyfriend] fucks you'.* And then The Boyfriend got up and was chasing him around, trying to punch him. But somehow I kn

      Written by: Expensive Mistakes and Cheap Thrills


      I have a confession to make
      Har berättat om vår innergård. Peo får leka där alldeles själv. You heard me. Jag låter min 2-åring leka själv på gården. Oftast är jag såklart med, men inte om det ska plockas in i kylen eller fixas käk. Öppnar köksfönstret, ytterdörren och porten in till oss. Bor bara en halvtrappa upp bara. Ständig uppsikt [...]

      Written by: Camillas lockar


      David Archuleta confession: Gordon Brown is my Dad! - The Spoof (satire)
      David Archuleta confession: Gordon Brown is my Dad!The Spoof (satire), UK - 59 minutes agoA hushed silence fell across the political and entertainment world today, at the shock announcement that David Archuleta, the seventeen-year old-runner up ...

      Written by: David Archuleta Fanz


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      My Minivan Confession
      There's been a lot of minivan talk in our house lately.Now that my car is getting up there in years, and I just passed 100,00 miles, Gilberto keeps throwing minivans out there as a great next car option. He's been trying his darndest to convince me that I need one.But I DO NOT want a minivan.(Hold your horses, all of you minivan owners out there, and read a bit further down. You will be vindicated

      Written by: Mamasphere


      My Minivan Confession
      There's been a lot of minivan talk in our house lately.Now that my car is getting up there in years, and I just passed 100,00 miles, Gilberto keeps throwing minivans out there as a great next car option. He's been trying his darndest to convince me that I need one.But I DO NOT want a minivan.(Hold your horses, all of you minivan owners out there, and read a bit further down. You will be vindicated

      Written by: Mamasphere


      Video: Superhead’s Confession
      Below is a video of an emotional and crying Karrine “Superhead” Steffans talks about being abused and almost killed numerous times throughout the year by her ex-boyfriend Darius McCray (Eddie Winslow). I don’t wish this on anyone so if she’s really telling the truth then I hope she seeks some help. According to Hip Hollywood, [...]

      Written by: Necole Bitchie


      Nicole Uysiuseng - The Big Confession on The Buzz
      Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition Plus 3rd Teen Placer Nicole Uysiuseng (In-Chick from Cebu) talked about the biggest question being thrown at her on her first interview outside the Big Brother house - what’s the score between her and Josef Elizalde?

      Written by: Starmometer


      Confession
      I think I’m in love with a guy that is at least 15 years older than me, married and with 2 kids. I say “I think” because I’m not really sure whether it is love or just a not-to-last passion. God, I’m not sure bout what I feel. I do love hearing his honeyed voice [...]

      Written by: Secret Confessions


      Tired Confession
      I am so physically exhausted. We've just finished the 4th night of our church conference, and we had Children's Ministry for all 4 nights. I've tried to keep up my marathon training during this conference, so last night I was out late running on a lighted street after dark. The week was a great time, but it's encouraging to know that we only do it once a year! I did get to sit in one of the 'a

      Written by: LittlePastor


      Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's gun confession
      Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt keep a gun in their house to protect their family. The couple would do anything for their children - Maddox, six, Pax, four, Zahara, three, and two-year-old Shiloh - and wouldn’t hesitate shooting someone if they tried to harm them.Angelina - who is pregnant with twins - said: "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting t

      Written by: Hollywood4you


      I have a Confession
      I like to iron clothes. The smell of the steam, the warmth of the clothes, the flattening out of the wrinkles, leaves me feeling peaceful yet energized. The time it takes to iron each piece to perfection, as my mind wanders from topic to topic. My husband NEVER lets me iron his clothes. He was all about [...]

      Written by: Crazy Thoughts by Chelle


      My dirty, dirty confession…
      Lots of people blog about one or several of their pet peeves. This is going to be a little different. It is about the pet peeves of OTHERS and how my behavior impacts them. I have a habit, Unfortunately, as many of my habits are wont to do, it does not fall under the [...]

      Written by: Loralee's Looney Tunes


      First Confession
      A new priest is preparing to attend a confession for the first time -- he's extremely nervous. Father Murphy, the seasoned veteran, assures him it's no problem as there's a chart on the wall listing the sins and number of Hail Marys owed. The first sinner enters the booth and says, "Father, forgive me for I [...]

      Written by: Halfway Between The Gutter & The Stars


      US confession: Weapons were not made in Iran after all
      In a sharp reversal of its longstanding accusations against Iran arming militants in Iraq , the US military has made an unprecedented albeit quiet confession: the weapons they had recently found in Iraq were not made in Iran at all. According to a report by the LA Times correspondent Tina Susman in Baghdad: "A plan to show some alleged Iranian-supplied explosives to journalists last week in

      Written by: Circle of 13


      Seal’s Medical Confession
      Performing wasn’t the only thing Seal did at last week’s Lupus L.A. Orange Ball in Beverly Hills. The 45-year-old Grammy-winning singer also went public for the first time… More: continued here

      Written by: Feed Me Gossip


      Afgan - Confession No.1
      BAGI insan pecinta musik Indonesia, rasanya tidak bisa menutup mata bahwa perkembangan musik pop Indonesia saat ini sudah begitu majunya. Tidak terkecuali dari kalangan penyanyi solo pria, baik yang sejak semula terjun sebagai penyanyi solo maupun beberapa nama yang sebelumnya lekat dengan nama kelompok band, kini semakin eksis sebagai nama yang berdiri sendiri. Bahkan bisa dikatakan, mereka jauh lebih melejit dari popularitas band tempatnya bergabung dulu.Kita sebut saja Glenn Fredly, mantan personil Funk Section. Atau, Marcell, yang sebelumnya berkiprah dengan sebuah band di Bandung. Juga, Ari Lasso atau Baim, yang kini sudah diterima sebagai sebuah nama yang berdiri sendiri.Sebagai pendatang baru, pria bernama lengkap Afgan Syah Reza ini pun kiranya demikian. Berharap mampu berdiri send

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      Confession Time
      "Nobody wants to be lonely, nobody wants to cry"Seriously, who the hell wants to be lonely? Why should I be in the first place. I have lots of friends that I trust. I have many of them whom I considered my sex partner. I can't tell you who they are because it is my dirty little secret okay.So anyway, I had sex almost everytime at a mall. I do it openly so that everyone see it with their own eyes. I want them to think that I am the only fucking person that they've evar met. Haha. Is that a joke? Okay whatever. I made up the story actually. It's crap. Alright. That's not the whole point here. Everyone told me that I'm neither fat nor I look like Randy Jackson at any angle. But then, why on earth I have a canon-sized thigh if you think I AM not fat. How do you explain that? Tell me please. I

      Written by: Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch


      It’s Confession Time: Touching Base by David Keen
      'Bulimia': the normal image conjured up is of an emaciated model or troubled teenager, not a rounded 69 year old Northern bloke with a taste for pies and official buffets. John Prescott's revelation that he suffers from bulimia overturns most of our stereotypes about who suffers from what. Brave man.

      Written by: The Wardman Wire


      Earth Day: A Confession
      As a foodie, I am well-versed in the notion of being a localvore, and of buying food with an eye on sustainability. I have read Michael Pollan, Russ Parsons and Barbara Kingsolver, and been moved and excited by the notion that it is more natural, healthier and better for the earth if I buy what [...]

      Written by: Forest Street Kitchen


      Bible Questions Answered: Confession To Whom
      Bible Questions Answered:Who should we confess sins to?Duran L./ Emerald, Queens Land, Australia Bible Answers: Ezra, a priest, said who confession should be made to! Ezra 10:11 KJV “Now therefore make confession unto the LORD God of your fathers, and do His pleasure:...” The Apostle Peter, if alive today, would do what he did when on earth....Peter did his confessing ....to the Lord! Luke 5:8 KJV “When Simon Peter saw it (the Multitude of fish caught in the nets), he fell down at Jesus' knees, saying (confessing), Depart from me; for I am a sinful man, O Lord.” John wrote... I John 1:9 KJV“If we confess our sins (to the Lord Jesus Christ), He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” Who should we confess our sins to? T

      Written by: The Bible Prayer Line


      First Confession
      I have been asked by many non-Catholic friends just what goes on inside the wooden stalls (Confessionals) in the back of the church. Breaking Vatican II protocol rules and regulations, (Section 3:13, Verse 8, line 5 that clearly state all Catholics must never reveal the ritual of one on one confession to non believers) I [...]

      Written by: Grassy Knoll Institute


      A Confession : I was banned from Google AdSense
      I got banned from Google Adsense back in November 2007 . Even if you think you have done everything right, sometimes, if you don't know how to play the game, you will get banned.  I won't say, I never went against the Google Adsense TOS. I did! Yeah, you read it right. I did once. I did once click on my Ad from my friend's computer when I visited him. But I don't think Google cameras appeared from no where at the back of my shoulders and detected invalid clicks. I was banned probably because I was hosting my site at a free hosting service Geocities and although I used to generate some amount of traffic from ads on local newspaper and distributing flyers, I could never generate a huge traffic and majority of my Adsense clicks came from a small locality in my country Nepal and the sad

      Written by: Begin Earning Dot Com


      Painful Lessons From A Father - A Confession
      Remaining in a child’s life is the most important choice one can make. Often, it looks best for all involved to pick up and leave. All the reasoning in the world cannot justify that decision. Here is an accounting of the unforeseen pain that I endured. More: continued here

      Written by: Your Home Improvement and Family Resources


      Shock Confession: I have no regrets, says Sufiah
      PETALING JAYA: Maths prodigy Sufiah Yusof, who is now working as a prostitute, claims she is living the life she wants without any regrets.She does not think being an escort is sleazy and terrible and says her clients treat her like a princess in an interview with British tabloid News of the World.“People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,” she said in a no-holds-barred interview that was published with pictures of her in skimpy attire and sexy poses.Sufiah claimed that she wanted to be in control of her life.“I hate this stereotype society has of escorts as being exploited. It is so far from the truth. My clients treat me like a princess. One guy took me shopping on Bond Street. He bought me a beautiful black Gucci dress for £300 (RM1,920) and th

      Written by: Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia


      A confession
      You probably have realized that I've been absent a bit.... not posting as I normally do, lurking, commenting on others blogs. And I'm not ignoring you (or going away for that matter, heavens, no...)Last month, you might have remembered a post where I talked about figuring out where to go from here... infertility-wise.After a ton of soul-searching, we are pretty close to making some life-changing decisions.I've realized something very important, or should I say "we" in that my husband is totally on-board with this too...We don't need another biological child to make our family whole. That being said, we agree on one big thing... being a family of three isn't the end for us. Someone is still missing.I've pretty much abandoned the idea of traipsing the U.S. looking for a new RE that can pinpo

      Written by: BagMomma


      Confession of faith
      I woke up early this morning, at half past 6, in comparison with the days I go to college it isn’t that early, but it’s Sunday now. After a quick breakfast, I packed my bags and my mum and I stepped in the car. We drove to Woerden, or actually Linschoten (a small village near [...]

      Written by: Campodiez V2 | Weblog Arjen Tienkamp


      CONFESSION: I am an InTeRnEt StAlKeR!
      Yes folks! I've been stalking all of these people for quite some time! Through my vast (and evil!) experiences as a stalker, I have learned that MOST of these people target their marketing to a very SPECIFIC group of people!

      Written by: Reverse Funnel System Mentors


      confession prayers (customary or per Lenten Season)
      The Act of Contrition: O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee; And I detest all sins, because I dread the loss of Heaven and the pains of hell; But most of all because they offend Thee, my God, Who are all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy Grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen. Prayer (in Private) After Confession: Mary, Mother of mercy and refuge of sinners, Pray for me; Help me thank Thy Divine Son for His goodness in pardoning me; And assist me, that I may not offend Him again - But love and serve Him with all my heart. Amen. religion spirituality prayers*Recommended Link: How To Confess Your Sins (Private Confession)* Subscribe in a reader

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      The 2008 Belmont Confession of Faith
      THE 2008 BELMONT CONFESSION OF FAITH by EJ Hill & Friends, Private Bag X15, Suite 25, Hermanus, 7200 Phone +27 (072) 756 6606, Email ej@hermanus.cc, Visit The official Doctrinal Statement of Sovereign Grace, a Reformed Charismatic Evangelical Fellowship in Southern Africa. TOTAL DEPRAVITY a.k.a Original Sin, or Original Corruption (as opposed to Moral Neutrality) I. ORIGINS. We believe and confess that all mankind; although "originally" [1|11|19] created in the "likeness" [1|13] and "image" [1|11|13|16|18|20|25] of God (Gen. 1v27); "good" [19]; "upright" [8|9|19], "perfect" [8|9], "holy" [10], "innocent" [16], and "free from sin" [11]; "fell from that holy and happ

      Written by: Ejays Web Log


      Confession Time: Believing in The Big Bang Theory
      So, we’re just a few minutes away from brand new episodes of CBS’ Monday night comedies and I had kind of forgotten how excited I get about my favorite shows until this moment. It feels like forever since I’ve spent time with Barney and Ted. It won’t matter how good or bad this episode is, [...]

      Written by: RTVW Online


      Confession Is Good For The Soul
      Remarkable Bloggers© Series Part 5 When I set out to select the Remarkable Bloggers © for this week, I was seriously not jazzed. I hadn’t seen anything out of the ordinary this week, and truthfully, I was thinking that my mission to find someone truly Remarkable was a task too big. Maybe I had taken [...]

      Written by: Bird on a Wire


      An Important Confession – Please Read This
      Photo: **ste**Before I start, I just want to say that what I’m about to tell you isn’t easy but I think – hope – it’ll help me, so I’m going to do it regardless of how ashamed it makes me feel. The reason I lost my bowel was because for many, many years I was a heavy smoker. We’re talking about 50 a day kind of heavy. The smoking caused my arteries to fur and eventually led to a blood clot forming the artery that feeds the bowel. My bowel literally rotted away inside me leaving just a putrid mass to be found by the surgeons who saved my life. Another 24 hours, they said, and I would have been sent to the mortuary rather than HDU. Since that day, I no longer smoked. Until a few months ago. Even though I know it will eventually kill me. My legs have constant pains becaus

      Written by: FInding Simplicity


      Haiku Confession.
      google reader hasseventy eight blog entries and it's only noonI've been slacking this week, spending all my time and energy on something else important to me. The kids?No, not my kids - are you serious?Pfft!! What do I look like?Something else...I'm going to do my best to catch up on your blogs. One can't expect to keep readers if they aren't active in their community, you know? I take that button in my sidebar very seriously.

      Written by: Immoral Matriarch


      Confession Time — Japanese Style
      The United States government annual report on human rights conditions slammed the Japanese criminal coourt system because it tends to serve the interests of prosecutors rather than those of defendants. “Trial procedures favor the prosecution” said the report citing a case in Toyarna where a man confessed only to discover shortly after that someone else [...]

      Written by: The Impudent Observer - Global Liberal Issues


      Lula, guilty by confession.
      Olavo de CarvalhoDiário do Comércio, September 26th, 2005Translated by David Carvalho and Donald HankI should be grateful to President Lula. When practically all the national media makes an effort to cover up the activities of the Sao Paulo Forum or even to deny its existence, labeling as a “madman” or “fanatic” anyone who denounces them, cometh the very founder of the entity and does the job, proving by his own words the most depressing suspicions and some even worse.The presidential speech on July 2, 2005, stated in the fifteen year anniversary of the Forum and reproduced in the government’s official site , is the explicit confession of a conspiracy against the national sovereignty, an infinitely more serious crime than all crimes of corruption perpetrated and covered up by

      Written by: VACA ATOLADA


      Lula, guilty by confession.
      Olavo de CarvalhoDiário do Comércio, September 26th, 2005Translated by David Carvalho and Donald HankI should be grateful to President Lula. When practically all the national media makes an effort to cover up the activities of the Sao Paulo Forum or even to deny its existence, labeling as a “madman” or “fanatic” anyone who denounces them, cometh the very founder of the entity and does the job, proving by his own words the most depressing suspicions and some even worse.The presidential speech on July 2, 2005, stated in the fifteen year anniversary of the Forum and reproduced in the government’s official site , is the explicit confession of a conspiracy against the national sovereignty, an infinitely more serious crime than all crimes of corruption perpetrated and covered up by

      Written by: VACA ATOLADA


      I Have A Confession To Make…
      I've been busy lately. Aside from school work, games and stuff, I've been meeting with this towering internet marketer. For the last few days, we wrestled tons of stuff that could possibly give knock out punches to the internet marketing industry. I am not allowed to give all the details now but all I can say is, this is new. It's something you've never seen before - and when I say never, I MEAN it. I'm not one of those who pitch all day long with no real content. We are coming with hardcore information here, we even want to serve it to you in a silver plater. Stay subscribed, I'll come back next week with more news about this.

      Written by: Make Money Online with a 13-year old


      Kelly's Confession!
      According to IMDB.com, Kelly Rowland has finally confirmed rumors that she has breast implants. Rowland stated that “I was sick of not fitting into my tops. There was this one House Of Dereon top - I just wanted to fill that out. I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn't want to have double-Ds and be little bitty size two - that would look nuts! It is a decision I made for myself. I like it, and that's all that counts”. Rumors began to spark of Rowland having implants, when photographs surfaced of Rowland wearing a purple bikini “on the beach in Miami, Florida last month”. Apparently, Rowland wore the same purple bikini in August 2007, which made her look flat-chested.

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      Confession
      How easy it for you to confess sin? It rarely is easy, yet it is what God calls us to do, and for good reason. Confessing to God is one thing, confessing to one another raises it to a whole new level, a level God calls us to. James 5:16 tells us to confess our sins to each other and pray for each other so that we might experience healing.With sin there is consequence, but with confession there is great freedom and healing.One Texan youth pastor has realized this and has made a big confession. Read the story here. Despite the consequences, he made the right choice, and I believe God will use it in tremendous ways.He who conceals his sins does not prosper, but whoever confesses and renounces them finds mercy. Proverbs 28:13

      Written by: brianeberly.com


      I have a confession about Private-millionaire
      You know when your gut tells you not to do something and you listen but then someone is proving your gut wrong by making it successful, you buckle. The problem I have is I am wishy washy. If I am not 100% committed then I don't really put forth the effort. I am having that problem with Private-millionaire. I am watching my sponsor and other people in his group making thousands. I joined because of it but I just cannot buy into it. I have reviewed private millionaire and find nothing major wrong with it, it works if you work it. Something just doesn't sit right with me and I cannot put my finger on it. Then along comes something very legit. Something that has a really solid strong product with a free front end product of value. The payout is 2 tier which I really like. You should be rewarde

      Written by: Wealth Attraction System


      Confession of a Political Junky
      Okay....I lied. The reason I never have any time to post lately is because I have become utterly consumed with politics.I spend time reading different pundent articles and I am constantly surfing the net trying to find positive information with respect to my candidate of choice.(which is scarce)My moods rise and fall depending on the news cycle and I have concluded;This is OUT OF CONTROL.So what am I going to do about this? Here is my list;1) No more cable news 24/7. In other words, the TV stays off so that I'll not be tempted to wonder over and space out on the newest news cycle. I swear they write news like soap operas now a days..I'm hooked!2) No more endless surfing the net trying to find more more more about politics.3) No more weekend marathons watching election returns. STOP THE MAD

      Written by: Pawhealer


      The Confession of the Green Pickle Martian
      It was sometime in the very early eighties, in that time when, if you lived in the suburbs, the seventies still hadn't ended. I was in grade school - grade four, specifically - and I was about as awkward as they come at that age: tall and skinny and shy and cursed with a coarse mass of wavy dirty-blonde hair that my mother tried to keep tamed in pigtails that looked more like rough shipping rope

      Written by: Her Bad Mother


      Taxi Cab Confession: Cab driver backs over drunk guy
      In many respects, big city drunks have it easy over their blotto backwoods brethren. There's no need to blow a sizable portion of your paycheck--the remainder of what's been left in the jukebox of a local saloon--on a cab fare into the hinterlands, if cabs even service those back roads at all. At least you're occasionally able to stumble home if you remember such details as your address (which you distinctly recall scribbling on a napkin and stuffing into a stranger's purse) or that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line you cannot walk.Sure you might wander into an alley inhabited by a tire iron-wielding maniac (who doesn't look like they drive but who take out their bus-pass related frustrations on the noggins of unwitting passersby), but you're at greater risk of

      Written by: The Shark Guys


      Natalee Holloway - The Confession of A Sick And Twisted Non-Human
      A chick died.A cocky, unfeeling, sociopathoic, evil, conviving, no-conscious whatsoever sonofabitch, lies. And he lies like you and me drink water. And he takes pride in his lies and can't wait to profit off of the sorry and sadness of a situation which could have turned out so differently.I'm just too devestated for words. It's amazing how something like this can bring my emotions to the forefront.

      Written by: Diary of Kristina


      Pettitte HGH Confession Proves Clemens is a Liar
      Pitcher Andy Pettitte admitted he used Human Growth Hormone, after he was named on the Mitchell report as a cheater by trainer Brian McNamee, who said he injected Pettitte 2-4 times during the 2002 season. Pettitte claims he received HGH injections twice from McNamee during 2002. I guess that puts a major hole in Roger Clemens' attempts to paint McNamee out as a liar. Sorry Roger, you are a cheater.Unfortunately, it doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things because baseball is rumored to be planning on not suspending or punishing the 86 cheaters named in the Mitchell Report. So let's get this straight, the owners paid over $20 million for Mithcell to spend 21 months investigating, he comes up with evidence against a ton of players, including confessions, canceled checks and money orders, shipping recipients, phone records, address books, and more, but baseball isn't even going to punish the cheaters they caught red handed? What's the point of following sports anymore? What t

      Written by: Icky People


      Italian man making confession
      The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

      Written by: A Treasure of SMS, Ultimate Stories, Jokes & Poor Jokes - Daily Updating


      Priest Joke: Confession of a Sinner
      There once was a young woman who went to confession.Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."She said, "Last night my neighbor´s husband made passionate love to me seven times."The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."She asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that damn smile off of your face!

      Written by: Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories


      My Taco Dip Confession
      I confess. I. am. addicted. to. Taco Dip. Yes, I'm the one hovering over the tray while distracting you with witty banter.Taco Dip Recipe1 cup cottage cheese1 package (8oz) Cream Cheese 1 envelope Taco seasoning 1 cup Shredded cheddar cheese 1/2 cup Black olives (optional) Chopped up onionsChopped up Lettuce Chopped up Tomato Blend cottage cheese, cream cheese and taco seasoning. Spread on platter and top with onions, lettuce, tomato, cheese and black olives.It works for me. Especially with a liquid.

      Written by: What Works For Us


      Brand Immersion-An SMS Confession
      All right, I admit it, I did it. I spent $1 to vote for my favorite Beauty And The Geek team via SMS. I also went online and voted—giving up such personal information as my email address and zip code for the privilege. Twice! Fortunately, I was well-rewarded for my $1 and online endeavors. Jasmine and David [...]

      Written by: Digital Marketing Blog


      An Alphabetic Confession Of Apologies Never Delivered
      I apologize to:the Ant I burned with a magnifying glass that one time, because I only scorched half of him and left his other end wiggling in a bid for survival.the Book I cut up to make a lampshade. Paper plates, masking tape, white glue, and fuzzy bobbles are all fine to offer up for a tacky mess of a craft project, but my destruction of literature shames me.the Cat that I dropped head-first into the sleeve of my father's winter coat to make it look like one of those sandworms from Dune. The cat got stuck for so long that he eventually closed his eyes as if waiting to die. (Don't worry about the cat. He died from unrelated liver failure three years later.)the Dollar bill on which I made some historic Canadian government type look like Woody Allen. That was uncalled for.the Elephant I rode when I was eight. I felt bad about it, because he was still a baby and covered in brown fur. No child should have to work long hours in the sun, not even elephant children.the Fat girl name

      Written by: Schmutzie's Milkmoney Or Not, Here I Come


      Confession lemonade
      Roger goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.” The priest says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.” “Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?” “No,” replies the priest. “But it’ll wipe that grin off your face.” © instant Humour - visit the site for more hilarious jokes. ---Related Articles at instant Humour:No related posts

      Written by: instant Humour


      Ill Niño - Confession (2003)
      Banda de New Jersey nacida en 1996. Este es el 2º de sus discos, y para algunos el mejor de esta banda, ya que tuvo la aparición de una rola en la película Jason vs Freddy y vendió 110k copias en los primeros meses de su salida.Formada en su mayoría por personas de descendencia latina, en las que se incluyen mexicana, venezolana, brasileña y no se que mas, lo que hace que su sonido "nu-metalero" se mezcle con unos ritmos en los que las percusiones, guitarras melódicas y hasta voces dan un giro inesperado, que nada tienen que ver con el metal. Letras llegadoras en las que se habla de los males por los que todos hemos pasado o habremos de pasar, como siempre, no te sientas especial jajaja.14 temas en los que cerrar los ojos y cantar como mariquita no está mal visto, solo que beses a tu amigo en la boca.Da click aqui para conocer esa cosa latina-gringa-metalera------------------------------------------------------------------------------------New Jersey band born in 1996. This is

      Written by: Rock and Blogueando


      Confession
      She cried out in her sleep last night. I waited, held my breath. Silence. She cried out again. No, no I don’t want to! She didn’t wake me. I was staring at the ceiling berating myself when her voice split the silence. I waited a few more seconds, to see if the child would settle. She didn’t. I padded to the [...]

      Written by: Chicken And Cheese


      Confessionário Moderno
      Todos que são da religião Católica sabem que devem confessar seus pecados para um padre regularmente para poderem comungar. Confesso que faz tempo que eu não freqüento a Igreja então estou na dúvida se o que eu escreví está correto.Agora imaginem se a Igreja Católica se modernizasse e ao invés de um padre ouvir seus pecados ( deve ser horrível contar para alguém aqueles pecados cabeludos, ainda mais com um monte de beata tentando ouvir nossa intimidade), você falasse com uma máquina e essa máquina lhe aplicasse a "punição" aos seus pecados ? Não precisam imaginar, basta assistir ao vídeo abaixo e se divertir com o confessionário do século 21! Clique aqui e assista aos melhores vídeos do BBB7 !Piadas ? Clique aqui e solte o riso !Blog do Léo: Humor, Vídeos e Tecnologia para LeigosKing of Lists - Listas sobre tudo o que vc sempre quis saber

      Written by: Melhores da Web


      4 Detained In Sean Taylor Death Investigation; Police have 1 confession
      The Miami-Dade Police Department arrested four people Friday in connection with the shooting death of Washington Redskins star Sean Taylor. Police spokeswoman Linda O’Brien identified the men as: Venjah K. Hunte, 20; Eric Rivera Jr., 17; Jason Scott Mitchell, 17; and Charles Kendrick Lee Wardlow, 18. O’Brien said the charges for each had not yet [...]

      Written by: SportsBurn.com


      Write Your Confession to Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street
      Johnny Depp plays the lead role in a movie called “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” which is going to hit theaters this Christmas. This movie is about a man named Sweeney Todd, Johnny Depp, who was unjustly sent to prison and now seeks revenge. However, he is also revenging the devastating consequences of what happened to his wife and daughter. You can visit the official Sweeney Todd movie site for more information on the movie and characters, or you can visit Sweeney Todd on MySpace. To help bring attention to the movie they are letting people go to www.buzznet.com/groups/sweeneytodd/ to create a dashboard confession of something they are ashamed of doing or their proudest crime. There have been a good bit of people who have already posted a confession, which can be viewed by the public. I am sure if I thought about it long enough I could come up with something, but I would post it at buzznet before I posted it here! So, if you would like to confess so

      Written by: Current World News


      Guilty Confession...
      I have a guilty confession to make...DH and I raced through the leftovers so fast we were left unsatisfied...so I've cooked ANOTHER Turkey breast (and some stuffing) today JUST for the 'leftovers'!!!*****P.S. Tonight I continue the story of me!! Fewer pictures from now on, though...I promise :P

      Written by: Redefining Perfect


      Believe / My Confession
      "Believe"Children sleeping, snow is softly fallingDreams are calling like bells in the distanceWe were dreamers not so long agoBut one by one we all had to grow upWhen it seems the magic's slipped awayWe find it all again on Christmas dayBelieve in what your heart is sayingHear the melody that's playingThere's no time to wasteThere's so much to celebrateBelieve in what you feel insideAnd give your dreams the wings to flyYou have everything you needIf you just believeTrains move quickly to their journey's endDestinations are where we begin againShips go sailing far across the seaTrusting starlight to get where they need to beWhen it seems that we have lost our wayWe find ourselves again on Christmas dayBelieve in what your heart is sayingHear the melody that's playingThere's no time to wast

      Written by: Song Lyrics and Photos


      Confession Time: Just Jody has fallen for Avatar: The Last Airbender
      Alright, it’s time to come clean. I’m obsessed. Again. This obsession problem isn’t new… I’ve been slain by a girl named Buffy, an orphan named Harry worked some serious magic on me, and the survivors of Flight 815 had me trapped on that island with them for a while too. Just when I thought the [...]

      Written by: RTVW Online


      Confession time
      One of the reasons that I have not announced that I write on this blog at my other personal blog is that my husband reads my personal blog. I don’t want him knowing about this blog so that I can confess some of my deep dark secrets. My confession for today is that I took a nap knowing that Evan had a smelly poopy diaper. My husband, on occasion, will get part of Friday afternoon off. This is a nice treat and makes a nice start to the weekend. I was knitting and watching Evan play when I smelled the nasty diaper. My husband was deep into his computer game ignoring the rest of the world. I figured that it was his turn any way so upstairs I went. When I woke up, Harry was awake from his nap and in a new diaper too. That told me that he too had made a stinky for daddy. My husband never changes the boy’s diapers unless they are poopy, a pet peeve of mine since the boys are in cloth diapers and I don’t want them sitting around in a sopping diaper all afternoon. My

      Written by: Our Family Village


      Britney Spears' Confession
      Promotional pictures for Britney Spears' new album Blackout have just been released featuring one image of her sitting on a priest's lap in a confession booth. It's not very realistic. The priest's outfit is OK, but Britney's not dressed up as a young boy. It seems like she's just trying to shock people. If she really wants to do that dress up like someone with a real job. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit www.newsplus.co.nr for full links, other content, and more! ]]

      Written by: News & Musings


      The Confession - Ask Us Anything
      Send us a blog comment and ask us ANYTHING. We'll answer it. Be creative with your questions! We'll post a video on myspace with all of our answers!Get your questions in by THIS THURSDAY morning at 2 PM!You have to be their myspace friend and post a comment here for your question to be considered.

      Written by: All The Music News


      my 1st confession
      i hate a cousin of mine so much.. she’s been a total bitch to me since we were five.. she talks behind me back spreading malicious rumors about me.. she tells all her bfs and friends that i have drinkin issuses n that im a prostitute, i get with guys who would pay me.. i also hate her because she’s so passive-aggressive.. she acts that she loves me and that enjoys my company, but really it’s all the opposite of what’s true. i wish that i could tell that bitch to just back off..

      Written by: Secret Confessions


      The Old Testament- My Confession by Shalene
      I have a confession to make. I was one of those Christians that tended to steer clear of the Old Testament, due to a belief that it was outdated or outmoded for life in today's society. I thought so long as I spent time in the New Testament of His Word, that that should be sufficient. I was woefully mistaken! I never realized just how pertinent the Old Testament is to us, even today, and how much of it is continued or expounded upon in the New Testament. In one of the bible studies I am doing right now, this fact has been brought home to me very strongly. Learning about the tabernacle that the Israelites built in the wilderness, has been very enlightening.I think I mentioned before that unbeknownst to me, the tabernacle that they built was a "copy or a pattern" of that which is in Heaven, as shown to Moses on the mountain. How awesome is that?! A replica, if you will, of something that existed in Heaven, and we can "see" it just by reading the words in Exodus that describe it. I'd li

      Written by: AProverbs31WomanWannabe


      Ok so I have an itsy bitsy confession
      Ok so I have an itsy bitsy confession to make. yeah I joined a dating site! ... If You Use Adsense Then This Is A Must For You! ... The IT Girl's Guide to Blogging with Moxie " Home Business Blog Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. Confessions of a Housewife. Embellish Your Space ... Your Home-Based Business Website Should Not have AdSense ... Master Resale Rights Club Here is a short list of what you could do to earn an incredible ... by placing simple AdSense ads on their site. But the key to making it work is content! ... LesTatum.com, Money Making Tips, and Marketing Techniques for Everyone Let me show you how I make money online. ... now and get your copy of "Confessions Of An Adsense Girl" by Liz Tomey for free. ... 5 Profitable No SEO Needed Adsense Techniques | Senserely Yours ... ... is an Adsense Revenue Sh

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      A Psalm of Confession
      This past week my middle children have been studying about the Psalms. Next week we will focus specifically on Psalm 51. This is a Psalm of confession. David confesses here his sin with Bathsheba and asks for forgiveness. This Psalm gives us a great example of confession as well as reminding us of our loving, gracious, and forgiving Lord. Take a moment and read Psalm 51.Psalm 511 Have mercy on me, O God,according to your steadfast love;according to your abundant mercyblot out my transgressions.2 Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity,and cleanse me from my sin!3 For I know my transgressions,and my sin is ever before me.4 Against you, you only, have I sinnedand done what is evil in your sight, so that you may be justified in your wordsand blameless in your judgment.5Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity,and in sin did my mother conceive me.6Behold, you delight in truth in the inward being,and you teach me wisdom in the secret heart.7Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean;wash me,

      Written by: MamaArcher's Blog


      A Confession and Appreciation
      One thing that has been great for me in blogging is getting back into creating paintings again. I had gone on quite a digital image binge a couple of years ago and then slowed way down (except for animal pictures). I have not done that much new painting with traditional materials except for working on a couple of series that I knew I wanted to work out to four in each series. And I have spent a lot of time marketing and doing graphic design and web design for clients. Above the Race Track, Digital © Diane Clancy Coming here and having you want a new painting every day, I worried if I would have enough. I am sure I had enough for maybe a year (or 2 depending on what I use), but I am very conservative in a certain way (not politically), and I didn’t want to use up all my paintings. So I started creating new digital ones to hopefully delight you. And it has been great - because you have helped me go past what I was doing before in working with Studio Artist. In Photoshop I am

      Written by: Diane Clancy's Blog


      Confession
      So what is it, inside me, that chooses the wrong things for comfort?  It’s not that ice cream is bad.  It’s not.  It’s not even that I’m unhealthy, because I’m not.  I eat well.  I drink mostly water.  My vices are usually too much pasta, brown sugar in my coffee, coffee.  I don’t smoke anymore, unless I’m with an old smoking friend in Canada and just have to light up for old times sake.  But sometimes eating ice cream feels like the smoking in the alley behind my house that I used to do, late at night, when everyone was sleeping and I felt that teenaged hollow feeling, the hurting that I just couldn’t understand.  I loved that house.  We had just moved from the suburbs, where we were homeowners, to a rental in urban Edmonton.  For my parents it might have been a sad move, but for fifteen-year-old me, it was heaven.  Thanks to an understanding landlord, I painted my room a green called “Ireland’s Pride.”  Y

      Written by: Journey Mama


      I Have a Confession to Make…
      OK, so I need to be honest with my readers here. I need to confess something that I’m kind of embarrassed to admit. Now, before I spill the beans with you all, let me grab a helmet to protect my head from the rocks boulders you’re about to throw at me! Are you ready? Here [...]

      Written by: My Moments As Told By Me


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