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25 Ways to Cope with Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay for your Visa, and vice-versa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. 5. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans. 6. Dance naked in front of

Usually in this space, I use my Hawking-like MS Paint skillz to mock a recent film that has no business ever even dreaming of the word "sequel" (Little Man, anyone?) or imagining a sequel to a film that, for whatever reason (genre, box office performance, common sense), would just never have one (Once, There Will Be Blood).However, all the hype and subsequent letdown that was Crystal Skull, along

dailymail.co.ukThese two clowns got drunk on an airplane, got caught smoking in the restroom, then tried to open the emeregency door at 30,000 feet. What the hell is wrong with people? Oh yeah, they also attacked the crew with a vodka bottle.-1038788/Women-lash-cabin-crew-vodka-bottle-try-open-door-fresh-air---30-000ft.html

I’m passionate about my theatre, and I love what I do. But not today. We had photo call for the show that I’m directing. The one that is opening in three weeks time. It was chaotic. The cast wanted to chatter and have fun. I wanted to get done [...]

Oh my gosh, its getting stupid out there again. Bartlett, Tennessee mayor, Kevin MacDonald, not to be confused with his cousin Ronald, has shut down pole dancing in his burg. Not that there was any stripping going on in Bartlett, “a well-kept town in the heart of Shelby County where its numerous families and quality public schools make it a great place to raise a family,” but they want to ni

Politicians and Washington appointments are not captains of industry in most cases. I believe Paulson has strong ties in the financial community but others like Cox were elected officials to congress. I could belabor the number of years I have spent trying to get the proper authorities at DOJ/FBI to engage or once again tell [...]

Take a look at these meaningful print ads. They says "Animals are not clowns". This ad campaign was done by MSTF Partners for Animal Action, Portugal. Love animals and like it says, "Don’t be part of the show"!

There is so much to write, so many things have been hapening lately. Been away to Denmark, there is a new collective photo-website, I am helping to organise an (un)conference on hospitality exchange, have been on an adventurous trip to Enkhuizen (fun!), friends are visiting from all-over, work is steady and the house in [...]

I just came upon this classic, exciting, insightful sermon by the late Rev. Elder Jeri Ann Harvey. [Please see the May 29th post.] Believe me, if you haven't ever heard this sermon before, or even if you did, you will be blessed, encouraged, and emboldened by it and by her.CLICK ON THIS LINK TO HEAR HER SERMON THAT SHE DELIVERED ON AUGUST 12, 1979.

by Christopher Corbett Baltimore — (TFN): One of the things I’ve been recalling as I struggle along with the never-ending Democratic presidential primary was one of Hillary Clinton’s first bromides – “It Takes A Village.” Remember that? The answer for a Trivial Pursuit question of the future, I feel certain. More than a decade ago, as the [...]

the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission(ZEC) finally got around to announcing results in the presidential election heeld at the end of March. The ZEC figures give opposition candidate Morgan Tsvangirai 47.9% of the total which falls short of the necessary 50% to avoid a runoff. But, the Movement for Democratic Change(MDC) insists their tallies, which were taken [...]

db a7 ← Previous revision Revision as of 17:46, 28 April 2008 Line 1: Line 1:   + {{db-a7}}   + Clowns and jesters nightclub is situated in Bevois Valley in Southampton. There is a bar called Clowns on the street, which is open from 6-11pm most days, and Jesters is below, with various opening times, but normally open until 2am. Clowns and jesters nightclub is situated in Bevois Valley in Southampton. There is a bar called Clowns on the street, which is open from 6-11pm most days, and Jesters is below, with various opening times, but normally open until 2am.

I have a Windows 98 platform running that I like to keep up to date with the latest tools and players. I have a myriad of the latest browsers installed on this platform for testing purposes. Recently, I updated QuickTime. After doing this, the process made QuickTime the default media player for [...]

Apparently all the Katie Holmes going to Broadway stories didn’t create the kind of feeding frenzy that Napoleon wanted so he sent his minion/wife out to stir up some more. First stop was to get her hair cut. No more Laura Bush cut, Katie is back to the Tom Cruise is my twin look that [...]

I could have sworn her 15seconds were up by now..... Flavor of Love 2 winner/loser Deelishis along with her skank friends attended the Rick Ross album release party in MIA on March 11th. Do I really have to say anything else about this one?

“Here comes the music.” With words going 70 miles an hour, this is fun stuff – I can picture the rodeo clowns running around the ring to the beat wildly making sure the guy laying flat on his back doesn’t get trampled by the bull. It’s fun to try to figure out who thought of that sport. As much fun as figuring out who figured out it’s okay to eat something that popped out of a chicken. Someone had to come up with it. Around here the kids are practicing pig wrestling so they can win a belt buckle. Weird what people do. The shoutout tune has fewer tongue excercises, Let Your Dreams Be Dreams (“you know this living ain’t as hard as it seems”). Good philosophical advice wrapped in a fun acoustic tune. Jack Johnson

Father, I know your life’s been stretched too long Across paper torn and crumpled Was drawn the garden that we’ve sown You made So damn happy Wanting to fallow you around But leading a cast of clowns How could you expect me To worship your name Father, I know now It’s etched too deep in sand I’m sorry…so so sorry I couldn’t wipe it with my hands You [...]

Wow. You'd think I'd see an upswing in Korpso the Clown shirt sales after this hit the web... Don't send in the clownsLONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them.The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards.The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary."As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the un

So I did this wacko gag strip for an issue of The Megazeen awhile back. I've considered doing a webcomic with ol' Korpso, but I'm not sure how much mileage a person can get out of an evil clown... and if it'll take me places I'd rather not go to. Hmm...Anyway, he makes for a fun t-shirt. Hop on over to my store and buy something, won't you?As any kid who has had nightmares about evil clowns will tell you, the last thing you want to hear him say is something along the lines of "Children. It's what's for dinner."

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Hilarious 80's horror featuring deadly space clowns. One of the most memorable scenes involves a clown perusing a room filled with giant cotton candy. Aww, funny. Then he takes out a huge silly straw and sticks it into one of the pieces of cotton candy. Ooh, yummy. Then he slurps what might be red sugar water. Ooh, wish they'd make that!The twist? It was blood! Every cotton candy wad was really a cocooned human!! AAAHHHH!!!!The movie was a little freaky and funny at the same time. Mostly funny. And the music is a hoot. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect from a movie called, "Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

Clowns,They make us laugh, they make us cry and some are just scary. Clowning has been a tradition dating back to the times of Pharaohs in Egypt and possibly before. Many cultures all over the world have history of a village clown or entertainer.A pygmy clown performed as a jester in the court of Pharaoh Dadkeri-Assi during Egypt’s Fifth Dynasty about 2500 B.C. Court jesters have performed in

The Web site Worth1000.com has done it again. They've taken famous people and turned them into clowns, or in this case to be more precise, jokers. My all-time favorite prior to this batch was when they turned Bud Selig into a clown.Here are a few of my faves...MLS fan ... coincidence?Why do I think he would love this photo?Not even this look would dissuade me from wanting to do her.For more, click here.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online

SynopsisAs a hurricane approaches the small coastal town of Port Emmett, an innocent group of residents are visited by an unspeakable horror. Fifty years ago a bridge collapsed in the small town, plunging a circus train into the dark water below. The clown car was never recovered. Tonight the zombie clowns emerge from the bay to exact revenge on the descendants of those who left them buried under the silt and mud for half a century.

Those of you who follow all news pertaining to Linux and Unix have no doubt caught the recent court ruling, which makes it clear that the SCO Group has no rights to Unix. Linux fans are throwing a virtual ticker-tape parade over it. By now, some folks out there are probably wondering what the big deal is and how did we get here? Here, let’s explain the whole story with a time-line: 1969 - AT&T (yes, a phone company) invents Unix. 1980 - Before AT&T license their own Unix for commercial use, they sell the license to others. It is produced non-commercially by Berkeley as BSD, commercially by Microsoft as Xenix, and becomes the basis for Sun Microsystems’ SunOS. 1989 - A business known as the Santa Cruz Operation (SCO) buys a license for Microsoft’s Xenix and begins to sell SCO Unix. 2001 - A completely different company called Caldera Systems buys the Unix-related interests from SCO. SCO changes its name to Tarantella, Inc., and the Caldera Group (who pre

Here at downity.com we (and you, you shameless ass) are the type of people that like to laugh at others’ misfortunes. With that in mind, this video which features a woman who is scared half-to-death of clowns is AWESOME! The woman has an absolute freakout when Mr. Giggles enters the room, and it’s clear she’s scared shitless. She’s blubbering like Britney Spears on that TV interview when she was preggo a few years back… it’s just funny. The best part: it’s from the National Geographic channel. Hit it up. Share This

Alex Pagulayan the 2004 World Pool Champion dropped from the Philippine National Team in the Asian 9 ball tournament for…………….. “clowning too much”. Say what now? Is it his “clowning” antics or is it something else? Well, if you ask Alex he say it was not about his being a comic or trying to be funny that did him in but vindictiveness on the part of the officials of the Billiards and Snooker

I'd like to thank the ladies that never warned me about the effects of child birth on your ta-tas; thanks. Had I known, that once giving birth and nursing was complete, I would be left with these hideous boobs that look like oranges hangin' out in tube socks... I would have considered saving money for a boob job prior to getting knocked up; then I'd have new boobs already and not these.Nevertheless, keeping these puppies rolled up and tucked away in a bra has been fun, they tend to have a mind of their own. Every time I bend over to do something they seem to migrate out the top of my bra requiring me to be constantly adjusting. I play with myself almost as much as a man touches his dick!I've tried just about every bra on the market. Different sizes, different straps, different everything.What haven't I tried?New boobs!Please, send money.The only thing that I am even more tired of seeing(besides my saggingorangeinsockboobs)?Man boobs.The weather is getting warmer, t-shirts tighter,

Last night, on my way home from work, I walked by the Verizon Center, forgetting that the circus was in town.Sweet actually went, but I just walked right on by, eager to catch my train home. But on my way, I was offered brochures from about 10 different people, innocently saying, "Here's some free information about the circus."Information? Yeah, right. It was PETA propaganda. Now, whether this is even true is up for debate. But what I do know for sure is that there are better ways for PETA to get their message across than to hand out these leaflets to people who have already spent their hard earned money to take their kids to an evening of entertainment. It's simply too late to be effective at that point.Mostly, though, I feel bad for the kids, who are so excited about the circus, and wind up having their spirits crushed by stories of tortured elephants.When I was a kid -- around nine or ten -- I went to see the circus at Madison Square Garden. We had box seats, so I was

All sorts of learnings can be reaped from our recent break in Dingle. In Fact, Ah learned that a) wavin pipes are deadly dangerousb) Francie has the foulest tongue in Irelandc) it is possible to fit in the smallest of cupboardsd) barbecuing outdoors is overrated. It's all going indoorse) renting nice houses is so much better than hostelingf) re-enacting scrums at 6am is not clever. You can break innocent bystanders' headsg) Maidhc Danín Ó Sé is still a celebrity in the west of Irelandh) the Irish rugby should take a leaf out of the Irish cricket team's booki) some friends are for lifetags:infactah

We had just left a baseball game near midnight in Havana when a thief made a grab for our bags. It might have been a simple snatch and grab, instead of a mugging, if I hadn't tackled the crook. His two pals pummeled me, scampering away as a sizable crowd looked on with indifference. I lost a camera, my eyeglasses and the shoes off my feet in the scuffle; my companion, Irene, lost her money, credit cards and, temporarily, her faith in human nature. We gained the experience of seeing a Cuban hospital and police station up close, as we were shuttled between both institutions for the next six hours, getting perfunctory treatment for my scrapes and filling out endless police reports. They caught one of the assailants, a skinny teenager, and recovered the credit cards. I don't know who got to keep the money and camera. It was three days into our weeklong trip to Cuba, and we had just $150 left between us. (Irene had to use $18 of those remaining funds to buy me a pair of canv

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Rumors and Rants) If you haven't heard, according to sources, the Chargers are going to hire Norv Turner as Marty Schottenheimer's replacement. You'll have to excuse any typos, I'm writing this with a bag over my head because after I'm done, I plan on hanging myself.Bears Saying Goodbye to Rivera (Foul Balls) In a move that will shock some fans but few