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Which city in India has the highest per capita income,has theone of the best literacy rate?yes,its Chandigarh..So, what if you come to know that common people here-educated,powerful,builders,politician and businessman visits "Burail model" jail?? but,what if you come to know that these people visits jail to havea meal of the kitchen inside the jail.This is not to show any pityor sympathy for prisoners,this is to attain a quick salvation againstall the sins and bad things they had done.yes,from last 4 decades, superstituos people from all walks of life come to jailfor meal so that a meal in jail may bring good fortune for them or guardthem against bad days..quite amusing...
"An Amusing Level" by Gordon van VlietRelaxed, hanging out and amused at life as it passes. Available oil on stretched canvas 16" x 20" and available through my shop. Note, this photo is substantially washed out at bottom. Much richer in life. I will try and get a better photo.Without frame - $149.00 + $10.00 shipping to the USA.I can ship it framed in a simple black framing for $182.00 + $10.00 shipping to the USA.Foreign or overseas buyers email me for terms.Paypal accepted (use my email address)or credit card direct at The Framing Edge.See right side bar.Prints, gifts available at dA"Health and Wealth Lie Within" by Christian D. KolupskiThe richest thing in life is life, health. Garlic is a treasure for us all. Available oil on board 10"" x 8" ready for standard framing and is avai
I'm so excited to introduce you to my newest project: Simply Amusing DesignsHead on over and check it out! I'll be adding more headers to the gallery over the next few days - plus keep an eye out for my grand opening, because I hear there might be a prize or two in the works. If you're interested in a new blog header, check out the FAQs page for answers to some your most pressing questions. When you are ready to place an order, click on the Pricing and Ordering tab. I've tried to make the site super simple and easy to navigate. Let me know what you think here in the comments!Look on the bright side! Subscribe via RSS.Technorati Tags: blogger header, custom blogger header, typepad pro header, typepad plus header, custom header, blog header designs, Texas
Reflections from a Rotting Nation has an amusing and poignant post describing why he wants to bring back indentured servitude. It pretty much sums up the libertarian view of the world about as well as possible.
I don't understand why, seeing someone get hurt in all kinds of stupid ways, has such a primordial laughter effect on us. But, laughing at other people's mistakes seems to make us feel better about ourselves
Upcoming movie One Two Three is a funny movie with some puzzled clutches under direction of Ashwani Dheer. Ashwani Dheer has written popular T.V. show Office Office for eight years for Sab TV and received many awards as a talented writer. Now his first directorial venture is One Two Three as well as story narration and scripted also him. Producer Sunil Lulla’s Eros Entertainment film and Kumar
Q: Please tell us about something your child(ren) said that was supremely amusing. Embarrassing is also fun.
A: My daughter's 1st word was "hi" (the exact way I say it - kind of high-pitched/sing-songy)....this is more amusing in person unfortunately. Especially when she says it right after I have said "no" to something or when she knows she has done something "wrong".
Supremely amusing (to us
So, I haven't done last week's homework and I'm late with this week's assignment. Clearly I am cut out for the Teacher of the Year award, right after Best Mom Ever.
Regardless, here we go.
Please tell us about something your child(ren) said that was supremely amusing. Embarrassing is also fun.
Okay, me first.
One from the archives of my son's many hilarious exchanges:
When my son was
This is hilarious! GO to any web page, clear the address bar, and paste this:javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0and hit enter. Feel free to edit whatever you want on the page!Check out what I have done to Yahoomail.........
This is hilarious! GO to any web page, clear the address bar, and paste this:javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0and hit enter. Feel free to edit whatever you want on the page!Check out what I have done to Yahoomail.........
GK Chesterton said a lot of profound things, here is one of them:
"Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged.
They always say, "Do it again"; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony.
But perhaps God is strong enough... It is possible that God says every morning, "Do it again," to the sun; and every evening, "Do it again," to the moon.
It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike: it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them.
It may be that He has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we."
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Tal como o nome indica (Divertido desvio de recursos) esta aplicação não faz praticamente nada. Simplesmente tem um bonequinho a passear pelas janelas, que por vezes dá ajuda. Existe várias figuras à sua escolha.
Esta aplicação foi criada para o KDE, mas funciona também no Gnome.
Para instalar clicar aqui.
A man named Robert Stewart, who have been caught having sex with his bike, has been placed on the sex offenders' register. He admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.Two cleaners discovered him on the act in his room at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply."They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down."The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."Source: Telegraph.co.uk via The XO Directory
Checked some stats this morning and noted that some people have recently found my site by searching for RED ASSES.
In fact, I am currently number five on Google for the term RED ASSES. Thank you Britney Spears.
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Humancalendar.com is an interesting website which show a photo based calender where the calender is actually make up from pictures of real people looking at each other.
As shown in the picture, the person who hold number 11 look forward while the other people will look at her. From this picture, we know that today’s date is 11 and today is tuesday!
If you have a website or blog, you can put a small widget to display the humancalendar. You can choose up to 4 styles: 3×3 - 275px, 3×3 - 150px, 2×2 - 275px, and 2×2 - 150px. The website will generate the code for you. Below is a screenshot for 2×2 - 275px:
Click here to go humancalendar.com or get widget for your website!
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality."No", the man replied. "Land-mines."
Last year, Nursing students distributed condoms to Ugoy residents in theMountain of Minglanilla for birth control. Yesterday, one resident wrote a letter to one of the Nursing students, saying, "Can I removed this condom now?"
Can you hold a tune? Can you perceive music? A lot of people can’t understand how I can hear music and play an instrument, but not hear speech. It’s simple. Speech has lots of very high frequency sounds which I can’t pick up, which isn’t the case in music. I can pick out and hold a rhythm, pick out individual instruments if they are distinct enough within an orchestra, listen to a tune.
Why are some people tone deaf or unable to hold a tune? Only 1 in 20 people really has amusia (tone deafness). Some people who sing badly can hear music just fine. Amusics can’t pick out differences in pitch or follow simple tunes.
Would you like to test your ability to perceive music? Newcastle Upon Tyne University and University College London are carrying out a study into musical perception ability. You can take the musical listening test here. It involves 2 tests of less than 8 minutes each.
The average score on test one is 25.39 (I scored 22) and the average score o
1- A cat purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as Barry White. 2- On average men spend 51 minutes a day grooming themselves. 3- Approximately 1-2 calories are burned per minute while watching T.V.4- The artist Vincent Van Gogh sliced part of his ear off in madness.5- The pound key (#) on the keyboard is called an octothorpe.6- Approximately 2 gallons of water are used to brush your teeth. 7- The F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics based on the bumblebee's flight.8- 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star. 9- Every three seconds, a new baby is born. 10- Women smile more than men do.11- In America, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce. 12- Every 30 seconds a house fire doubles in size.13- Each year, Americans throw away 25 trillion Styrofoam cups.
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You may have seen these, you may not have. Either way, I really don't care. I think they're funny, so they're going into the Book.(CO-ED Magazine)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online
Bin Laden Hearts America’s Favorite Crack AddictBobby, Bobby, Bobbbbby B, is apparently on more than just the FBI watch list for drugs---he may just beexisting under the watchful eye of terrorists. The former rapper told an Australian radio show that he is fearful for his life after Sudanese writer Kola Boof informed him that Osama is obsessed with his former wife Whitney. "I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it won’t happen," Brown is quoted as saying. "But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, then he can if he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of a higher power." If there is one reason to crawl out of a spider hole in the middle of the desert, it could only be to kill Bobby Brown.Via http://www.gigwise.com/news.asp?contentid=34884 Jon Bon to Marcos Carrington, “Your wanted Dead or Alive.”Aging rocker Jon Bon Jovi is suing Marcos Carrington, producer of MiJovi, an energy drink no one had heard of until now, when sales will
It was a good day today winning 6% in two races and I was finished by 2.25 which left my afternoon free which as I've mentioned before, is a nice feeling. I was listening to sportslive radio today and it was highly comical. I'm not a great fan of Nick Millard and he proved why this afternoon with some very, very childish outbursts and he cannot take any critism in the slightest. I also dis-like Tim Thorton his apparant bum chum. Millard napped Feared In Flight, a short priced two year old in a very competitive race, it lost and it was actually one of my lays. I emailed in saying I've noticed over a long period of time that the majority of his NAPS are very shorted priced favourites and only 30% of favourites win. I'll take any bet that he is not in profit with his NAP selections, there is just no chance. His reply was highly typical of him saying that his last selection won at 9/2. He forgot to mention that was nearly two weeks ago. Tim Thorton chimed in with 'my nap wasn't favou
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Here’s an amusing little film about the “birth” of a conservatory in England. It’s educational to see the “stop action” footage of the project which shows the breadth and depth of it. The lesson here is that Vinyl Tech, Inc. can do all this work for you! Call us at: 800-758-6522 for a FREE estimate today!
As you all must’ve noticed (at least our regulars I hope) that every now and then I come up with a post which I tag as a theory of my own, the theories usually sound correct and has the added benefit of being totally impossible to verify. That’s almost as good as knowledge !
My theory for today is that a person’s need for social interaction is quite related to the quality of his/her imagination. In other words, if you have an excellent imagination, you might enjoy people, but you’re equally happy to be alone with your thoughts for large spans. To be more frank; well; you fascinate yourself.
We as individuals have different powers of imagination. People are all over the chart for every other mental ability. So it’s just logical to assume that we differ in our ability to imagen, does this make any sense ? Ok ! allow me to clarify ! For example whatever is happening inside the mind of a poor imagination person is obviously very different from what’s happening in
In China, postpartum care is a very serious business, and the rules as to how to take care of a new mom are numerous. Some of them are:
1. No going out, especially do not expose yourself or the baby to wind, especially cold wind. Put on your hat when you definitely have to go out.
2. No touching anything cold. Do not drink anything cold. Ice water as they provided in hospital registers as a big
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If you found the Humping Dog funny, you’ll love this curiously amusing video featuring the worlds first robotic adult film star, aka Hector the Humping Robot (actually a Robonova-1 robot) getting it...
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(Archived in: Online Usability Social Design Weblogs and Business)Here is yet another free service recently launched that is something between a Blog and Twitter. You can use it for short posts (Tumblelogs), as additional exposure to feed readers from your favorite blogs, and and as another way to promote online.Tumblr was "dugg" on Digg a few days ago. Who know where it will lead and how popular it will become. It is also similar to Ziki. If you are not familiar with Ziki, you can read about it at my Sovereign Journey post. SuperGlu is another...hey what has happened to all the "e"s?It seems like the blogosphere is getting crowded with a new launch of such truncated services popping up on a weekly basis. Check into it, and make a comment or two with your thoughts. Maybe it will become a useful tool for people on the go, including Digital Nomads.Strategies for Making Money When You Want from Where You Want
At the launch of Windows Vista - Jon Stewart interviewing Bill Gates:
JS: ‘What does the f12 button do?’
Bill Gates: ‘I’d stay away from it. Start with f1 and work your way up’.
Well, it made me chuckle.
Have a great day.
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In God we trust, all others must pay cash - American Proverb
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben.
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde
Rich or poor, it's good to have money. - Sid Lance
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Frank Hubbard
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso
You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money. - Jewish Proverb
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - E. E. Cummings
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw
Money frees you from doing things you d
In the olden days you would have no idea where your parcel was or if it was even making it’s trip safely. All the kinks aren’t worked out in todays world, but at least I can watch my parcels travel.
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I found this quite funny; doing some keyword research for cleaner searches on Google AdWords one of the suggestions was "crap cleaner", at least it's honest I suppose:Maybe I should setup a test as the competition is unsurprisingly very low. The broad match suggestion for scrubber (sorted by relevance?) might also throw up a few unwanted clicks too!-------------------------------------------Best of the Web Promo Code - 15% discount code for November 2007, plus a chance to win $10,000!