Wonderbaby knows just what to do when Mommy's low. Do a little dance, show a little love, get down tonight:
And always, always close the performance with jazz hands.
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Thanks again, beyond muchness, for all the love and well-wishes. I won't know the results of the test for two to three weeks, maybe longer, depending upon how far they get with everything before the holidays. But as
What is a birthday cake, when garnished with maraschino and laced with fruit? Dissatisfaction with frosting.
(Var.: If you have fruit-laced birthday cake, Wonderbaby will give you some; if you have no fruit-laced birthday cake, she will take it away from you.)
WonderBaby likes her friends, her Daddy, her cat and bedtime; could live without Mommy, and baths...
File this under Dubious Achievements, 2007: after many, many hours, most of which would have been better spent pursuing world peace or building her portfolio of paper-clip art, Her Bad Mother finally figures out how to upload video, which is really pointless, seeing as she has the film-making
WonderBaby did her own hair today:
As she is wont to do:
This look is achieved through the application of her custom blend of liquid hand soap and drool (var. apple juice and snot). A strange concoction, but effective, and vastly preferable to other forms of hair gel.
Any resemblance between WonderBaby and fictional characters from Farrelly Brothers comedies is purely coincidental.
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(Late! Breaking! Edits! And! Additions! Below!) Featuring the rodeo stylings of the amazing WonderBaby, and her trusty steed, Rocker Moose!
And in other news...
1) Her Bad Mother is a finalist in the Share the Love Blog Awards, in the category of Most Thought-Provoking. I'm not sure what kind of thoughts I'm provoking (judging from my Google search hits, dirty ones, mostly. Sex with a bad mutha
