Vaginas

Kondole the Whale and the hole in his headKondole was a mean and rude man. One night, the performers during a ceremony needed someone to keep a fire going; Kondole was the only one with fire, and he hid in the bush. The men argued with him, and one got frustrated and threw a spear into Kondole's skull. All the men then turned into animals, including kangaroos, possums, fish and birds. Kondole became a whale and the hole in his head from the spear became his blowhole.Thought to be the oldest continuously maintained cultural history on Earth (50,000 years or more), the Australian aboriginal Dreamtime explains the origins and culture of the land and of its people, but - call me crazy - but I don't believe it. I don't... I mean, it kinda makes sense but I really truly doubt it.Eve and the too

Dear Murray I was friends with this girl for a really long time and my best friend was in love with her a couple years ago.. She never liked him like that.. Just recently.. Starting a little over a month ago, we started hanging out more.. The whole group of us, and her and I started showing each other more attention(Honestly, she was the one in our group that didn’t get much attention, so I wanted to see if I could get her to like me by showering her with attention).. We grew closer and closer and it got to a point where I just needed to know what was going on, so I asked her how she felt about me and it turned out that she liked me as much as I liked her.. So, we went out on a ‘date.’ This is all behind the scenes because we don’t want any of the rest of our group to find out about any of it. On the date, we had a great time, and just before we left to come home, I kissed her. We kissed all the way home, and then went to my house and kissed all n

Tyra Banks: Let’s Talk Vaginas! What perfect timing for a Maria Sharapova crotch shot! As the world talks about the photographed vagina of this tennis star, Tyra Banks plans on doing an entire talk show around the topic of… vaginas. “I have wanted to do this show for two years,” Banks said to People magazine. “I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.” We know what many women out there are thinking: guys should be the ones tuning in for this broadcast, if you know what we mean! Banks continued: “We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.” Nor should Tyra be ashamed for being so desperate for attention that she’d probably do a show where she dresses up like an overweight women in order to discover - gasp! - they are

This doesn’t doesn’t sound particularly thrilling to me at all, but I couldn’t resist the headline. Tyra Banks is going to be talking for one hour about matters of the vagina and keeping them clean and healthy, just like if you were raising a puppy or a bowl of fish. That would be a hell of an idea for one of those electronic virtual pocket pets come to think of it. Article: People - Tyra Banks Talks Vaginas Related PostsTyra Banks - Sex = Ewww Cooties!The only reason I've ever even heard of the Tyra Banks show before is because I remember a long whil...24 Hour News - There Is Nothing Going On In The WorldYou know what I hate? I hate it when news stations, particularly 24 hour news stations, cover eit...MSNBC Democratic Debate - A Politically Uneducated LookJesus it's a slow day on the internet. Nothing is going on, and I have half a mind to force Gal Val...Hillary Clinton’s Cackle - 24 Hour News Two Days LaterIs Tucker Carlson This Boring On Purpose?Sha

We all know how Katie feels about a split pookie. It's just wrong on every level. Ain't nobody need to see a dame's lips literally pierced to her pants. The world knows ya got em'. When the pants fall there isn't a big reveal. However, with proper grooming and an air of mystery, it could be the pookiestravaganza event of the year. Coco is another story. She was born to exude her cavernous taco. It would be rude not to recognize and support that commitment.I'm actually talking about something quite different. The dame who wears... I can't even say it. Ok, ready, set... leggings. PS: She also listens to Michael Bolton. This same leggings bird features her VAGINA in a way that makes her vadge look bulbous, like a drunken Bukowski nose. To accentuate the massive box even more, she wears a slinky top. I'm not trying to be cunty here, but the legging vadge I saw yesterday was like nothing I have ever seen in my life.She's a shorty like me. She's petite and her vagina was THREE TIME

Have you heard about designer vaginas? Of course, since my poo has a natural Yves Saint Laurent look, I have no concerns.But, I've been reading that a sizeable number of women are seriously distressed about the size of their honey pot. More particularly, it’s the wrapping. They don't like protruding labia.And these ladies are going to plastic surgeons who accommodate them by replicating the coochie of a twelve-year-old girl. Often the patients bring pics of their ideal vagina. Women have the right to do what they want with their bodies. Just the same, this is seriously fucked up. As if we don't have enough problems with genital mutilation in the Lands of Islam, now Western women are opting for it.This is mostly due to the sick Lolita imagery used in porn. And I guess they do not realize all that crap has been through the airbrush and Photoshop mill before it hits the smut shelves.A British MD claimed the labia reduction is done for lifestyle reasons.And what would that be?The doc

Quick… what will cost you several thousand dollars, cause pain and swelling for two to three weeks and then possibly cause nerve damage and impaired function of erogenous zones? Designer Vagina Surgery! “Women who undergo genitoplasty are reported to seek a flattened vulva that corresponds to the youthful ideal of fashion magazines. The procedure often entails reducing the size of the labia, removing the skin which protects the clitoris, and possibly even shortening the entire length of the vagina. According the BMJ article, fashion magazines often discuss genitoplasty, and patients have been known to show surgeons examples torn from pornographic magazines which have likely been digitally altered.” Where will this end? Will we fall head first down that hill towards trying to create ourselves in the image of the unrealistic (digitally altered and/or created) semblance of a real person until doctors are faced with women coming in with pictures of the latest anime ch

ladies, enough is enough. it's time for us to reclaim our mysterious lipstyle. we are killing our labia, splitting twins that were meant to work as one. we're not serving mclips with a side of fries. we're dishing up something way more delish (no offense to my beloved queens).diva espanya sent me some serious lip centric sites (let us pray that even after she gives birth to the fruit, she will continue sending vadgey sites). the camel toe report. famous toe, man toe and severe toe. the site is a .org. ballsy enough?!vote for my camel toe! the shame... broads actually send in their vadgiest shots in the hopes of winning. winning what you ask? BUPKAS. top fuckin' toe. like that's gift enough?!and finally, the image... yet another toelink from diva ethpanya. grazie, babe. xoxoxox.

The much feared vaginus dentata of legend is now a reality, and there are hopes it will put a bite on rape.Appearing on the shelves of South African pharmacies this week is the world's first anti-rape condom. It will be marketed as Rapex.You put it in your vagina when going out, and if some guy attacks, he gets much more than he bargained for.The interior is lined with 25 razor-sharp teeth that clamp down. And it cannot be removed without the assistance of a doctor: Since it is the same idea as the poison-tipped diaphragm worn by YT in Neal Stephenson's cybperpunk thriller Snow Crash , my initial reaction was "hell yes!!!"But, I do have a problem with the idea that women should have to conform their behavior, in any way, to prevent rape. It is kinda like the old thing about not wearing short skirts, etc.But just the same, the idea is wickedly intriguing, and its really not all that different than locking your car. And though one could say it is going back to chastity belts, in this

Vaginas are a fingerprint. Captured in this book along with fun puzzles and games is the uniqueness of the vagina beautifully illustrated. From the compact smooth vagina to a coiffed vagina with full lips. Some are pierced, some are tattooed, some are soft spoken and some are in your face! Illustrate these beautiful vaginas with your imagination and show your love for what makes your world go round! I had a joke about “in your face” vaginas and then I kind of lost it. The whole thing pretty much speaks for itself. Product Page

Three public high school students have been suspended for saying the word ‘vagina’ during a reading of Eve Ensler’s award winning “The Vagina Monologues“, a play that presents various women’s thoughts on sexual subjects. The excerpt was read during a literary...

There is no doubt a coochie can get a girl in trouble. But not usually booted out of school. However that’s what happened to three girls at John Jay High School in Cross River, New York. An insipid poetry reading was on the school agenda. The girls expressed an interest in doing some readings from “The Vagina Monologues”, a well known play, that had a long run off-Broadway. The tight ass administration approved of the reading, but were concerned about them actually uttering the V-word. So vagina was squashed. It is kinda curious. I would think it would have been necessary to give credit for the source of their material. Besides, isn’t “vagina” the clinical-like term for the Holiest of Holies-- more or less in the same semantic category as “bowel movement”? Anyway, after the football coach got through doing some Shakespeare, the young ladies took the stage:"My short skirt is a liberation flag in the women's army," they read. "I declare these streets, any streets, my