Palin an Undercover OJ?Shmuel, our point man at Vanity Kippahs notices things. Some of the things he notices, we notice.Shmuel noticed "Anyways, I am starting to think that Sarah Palin has all the symptoms of being an Orthodox Jewess".We'll let him make his case and the readers can decide for themselves.10- Her husband Tom is part of a Union. And union rhymes with Minyan.9- She fired the chef in
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. The CPU has a gun rack mounted on it.
8. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains.
7. The CD-ROM drive is being used as a beer holder.
6. The case is held together with duct tape.
5. The six front keys have rotted out.
4. The password is “Huntin” or “Fishin”.
3. The extra expansion [...]
10 At dinner party, you make guests tip off for every pork chop
9. You got a tattoo of Jim Nantz where a tattoo of Jim Nantz shouldn't be
8. You name your child "Gonzaga"
7. Just checked into rehab to kick $500-a-day nacho cheese addiction
6. Got a 35-second shot clock in your bedroom -- it's an oldie but a goodie, folks
5. Constantly asking, "What would Michigan State
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. 5 - You are willing t
By Phil Van TreurenFalling in love with someone is a wonderful, intense experience, but it can also be more than a little confusing to someone who’s never really been in love before. Love is an easy thing to define for people who have it in their lives already, but if you’ve never experienced it before, you might have a hard time figuring what the heck is wrong with you. Are you sick? Are you going crazy? Did someone cast a voodoo curse on you?Well, probably not. The first early symptoms of being in love can mirror illness or mental instability, sure. But once you learn to really enjoy being in love and get used to the idea of having a little old-fashioned romance in your life, you’ll start to appreciate these weird new symptoms you’ve come down with.So, are you really in love, or just infatuated? People who fall in love for the first time experience hundreds of unique and individual emotions, thoughts and feelings, but there are a few classic symptoms that most lovesick indivi
Falling in love with someone is a wonderful, intense experience, but it can also be more than a little confusing to someone who’s never really been in love before. Love is an easy thing to define for people who have it in their lives already, but if you’ve never experienced it before, you might have a hard time figuring what the heck is wrong with you. Are you sick? Are you going crazy? Did someone cast a voodoo curse on you?
Well, probably not. The first early symptoms of being in love can mirror illness or mental instability, sure. But once you learn to really enjoy being in love and get used to the idea of having a little old-fashioned romance in your life, you’ll start to appreciate these weird new symptoms you’ve come down with. (more…)
In a recent email, someone asked “What is a fangirl?” Pink Raygun defines “fangirl” as a passionate fan of various elements of geek culture. Just as obsessed as a fanboy, but...
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