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A South Jersey 14-year-old who allegedly gave birth in a public bathroom during a Cinco de Mayo festival has been charged with the murder of her newborn.Cleaners found the body Sunday at the Cumberland County Fairgrounds. Prosecutor Ronald Casella said the...
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Your computer keyboard could be a haven for potentially harmful bacteria, including E. coli and staph.
A growing body of research suggests that computer mice and keyboards are prime locations for germs. This has most recently been illustrated by tests at a typical office environment in the United Kingdom. British microbiologist James Francis took a swab to 33 keyboards, a toilet seat and a toilet door handle at the London office of a consumer advocacy group.
He found that four of the keyboards tested were potential health hazards -- and one had levels of germs five times higher than those found on the toilet seat.
According to a study by British microbiologist, James Francis COMPUTER KEYBOARDS are filthier and infested with more bacteria than toilet seats. He compared samples from 33 keyboards to swabs from a loo seat and a door handle of a public toilet.Many keyboards had dangerous levels killer bacteria such as the dreaded E coli that causes diarrhoea, stomach cramps, fever and loss of appetite; and S aureus, which causes skin infections like pimples, boils and abscesses. Two keyboards had dangerous levels of coliform bacteria that are found in faeces and cause gastroenteritis.One of the keyboards had to be discarded because it was five times dirtier than the toilet seat and home to 150 times the acceptable limit of bacteria. “[It] was increasing the risk of its user becoming ill,” said James
Very simple version. After each use of the toilet, a handful of straw, ashes, or other compostable material should be dropped in to cover the ‘doings’. When full the bucket should be emptied onto your compost heap, and again covered with other material (kitchen waste, weeds, grass, straw etc). This keeps down smells and flies. [...]
So you think you office is clean? Nope. In fact your computer keyboard is maybe five times dirtier than your toilet seat, according to research.The scientist swabbed 33 keyboards for food poisoning bugs e.coli, coliforms, staphylococcus aureus and enterobacteria and compared the results to those found on a lavatory seat and lavatory door handle.Four of the keyboards were considered a potential health hazard and one was "condemned".Two had "warning levels" of staphylococcus aureus and two others had "worryingly elevated" levels of coliforms and enterobacteria, "putting users at high risk of becoming ill from contact". Link
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An important day has come and gone and we missed celebrating it.
Of course, we’re talking about Low Flow Toilet Blow-up Day, celebrated on April 27.
LFTBU Day is the reasoned response to the last big environmental conservation idea: low flow toilets. Like most rushed-through, well-intentioned environmental products, low-flow toilets suffered from the most basic of flaws: [...]
An important day has come and gone and we missed celebrating it.Of course, we're talking about Low Flow Toilet Blow-up Day.LFTBU Day is the reasoned response to the last big environmental conservation idea: low flow toilets. Like most rushed-through, well-intentioned environmental products, low-flow toilets suffered from the most basic of flaws: they didn't work.The low flow toilet required as many as 4 flushes to work correctly; instead of saving water, they used more.Most people who had the misfortune of installing a low flow toilet can truly appreciate the following video.There are still die-hards who insist that the low-flow models work just fine.These are likely the same people who buy Segways and put buckets of water on their roof to let the sun "do the work of a water heater".For th
Fun With Toilet Paper.Funny toilet paper. Creativity with toilet paper.Toilet paper for the rich: these toilet papers come in four gorgeous colors, which are said to be soft & silky. Apart from this the cost to make it feel special: in gift packages of three for $15 to $20 compared to a regular pack of six wrapped in plastic retails for $ 13 to $ 15.Another interesting one.With this Sudoku toilet paper all you need to do is to keep a pen on the back of your toilet.A great way to get back at some one in a humorous way as this toilet paper is the only toilet paper that will not tear!Another one of the funny toilet paper. Other Posts:Interesting Billboards.Vehicles Made Of Wood.Handling Heavy Machinery.Gardens With Distinctive Looks.Aquariums That Are Definitely Worth A Second Glance.
I’ve never done a “Works For Me Wednesday” tip before. Mostly it’s because I’m more resourceful than creative. By that I mean that I don’t really come up with cool ideas, rather, I borrow them from those in the know. This tip is no different. But it is such a handy piece of knowledge
SkyBarPetro Palace HotelMalaya Morskaya Ulitsa 14Saint-Petersburg, Russiawww.petropalacehotel.comWhere is it?On the top floor of the Petro Palace Hotel. Take the elevator up and then step into the main hallway. The bar is down the hallway about 20 feet, on your right.What's it like?This hotel bar, one of two in the building (the other is in the lobby), positions itself (at least according to the hotel's website) as having "without doubt... one of the best viewpoints for some of Saint-Petersburg‘s most notable landmarks. With its spectacular view over St. Isaac’s Cathedral, the Hermitage and beyond, it is the ultimate venue for your party, event or function, and the same time the Sky Bar is the area of tranquility, providing a contrast to the hustle and bustle of the city life below."We
I’ve always been an environmentally conscious individual and as such have always made some attempt to keep my household eco-friendly. I’ve used compost heaps and recycled my plastics, papers and aluminums, but it wasn’t until recently that I decided to make an effort to try and save water. I stumbled onto something called a [...]
Arrgg...you writhe in discomfort, desperately holding back your full urinary bag, which is going to squirt and wet your pants anytime! Yes, you need to pee. You need to go to a nearest decently clean toilet. But where is the nearest loo? Here is a site called MizPee, where you can find the nearest clean toilet in your state or city. It is not a completed list as yet and it welcomes your contribution. On this site there are some interesting features where you can get some cool deals or try out its toilet trivials. There is a list of the best and worst toilets.Aahhh.....what a relief!Technorati Tags: pee, toilets, loos, urinate, city, humor, notorious blog, kher
Peter and Paul FortressSt. Petersburg, RussiaWhere is it?Head into the ticket office on the side of the complex facing Suvoroskara Pl. bridge. Once inside the ticket office, you'll see the signs for the bathrooms immediately on your left.What's it like?Built in 1704, this military complex is the oldest building in St. Petersburg. Ironically, it never saw battle but instead became one of Russia’s most notorious political prisons. Some of its former tenants include legendary authors like Dostoyevsky, Chernyshevsky and Gorky, as well as Vladimir Lenin’s brother, who attempted to kill Tsar Alexander III and was executed here soon after he was incarcerated.The centerpiece of the fortress is the Peter and Paul Cathedral, a modestly sized (at least compared to the city’s other offerings) ye
Remember the Toilet House posted last October. Those where only 3D images of the images you see here and some construction picture updates of the house. A couple of months ago, the Toilet House was done constructing and now the house is standing as you can see in the images. Alongside with the exterior images where interior images just to show you how elegant and beautiful the house has turned out. The house is a 419sq m structure with two bedrooms,
two guestrooms and other rooms, the two-storey house of course features
three deluxe toilets. Unlike the giant “toilet” in which they are
located, they will not be see-through affairs. If you would like to
visit this house you can go to Sim Jae-duck native city of Suweon, 40km
south of Seoul.Th
This afternoon I was on the shuttle bus. At the last row, there was this couple french-kissing for almost the entire journey...
They were like suction cup on glass. Wrong, more like 2 suction cups sucking on each other. Better still, 2 toilet pumps.
I kind of wonder the fluid mechanics involved. Must be turbulent flow. And how come they didn't suffocate?
Ray Room o "Cómo entrar en el cuarto de baño", es un entretenido y original juego japonés, tu objetivo no es escapar, sino todo lo contrario, entrar en el cuarto de baño de la habitacion de Ray ... no te resultará fácil abrir la puerta, ... si necesitas ayuda, consulta la solución aquí.
While Bubba and Billy Bob, two rednecks from Lenoir,N.C. were in the local Wal-Mart they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.Billy Bob won 1st place; a years supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.Bubba won 6th prize; a toilet brush.About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
This morning I was reading some of my favorite blogs, one of which is a woman whose family is building their new home. They live on the West coast in a city that is very 'green' and are doing many things to make sure their new home is 'green' as well.
She mentioned dual flush toilets and I took note. You see, I've often wondered why we didn't have them. One flush for going number 1 and
Looks is only one of the things to take into consideration when choosing the right toilet for your bathroom. When it comes to choosing a commode, size, height and how well it functions are some of the other things to think about.
Commodes come in a variety of shapes and sizes but a rough-in distance, which [...]
Its not just any old bread tho. Its of the Jewish Matzah type with a lovely gold embroidered phrase from Moses on the top. “Let My People Go”. That will give people something to think about when they go for a poo.
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This is next article of unbelievable story about women who had been sitting on toilet for almost two years, in Kansas, USA. I write about that here. I’ve found bit more about this story.
Boyfriend name is Kory McFarren and he’s 37 and woman is named Pam Babcock, 35. Kory called authorities on February 28th, 2008 [...]
Seems things are not going well in the south african wannabe Paris Hilton’s career!!!!
The socialite who recently had a boob job was fired from a movie she was supposed to star in for not showing up on the set, the movie directer called her: ”a liar and an unreliable creature” OUCH!!!! To top it all KhanYi [...]
OK, this is perhaps pushing the whole notion of total intimacy a little too far. This wacky toilet configuration lets you poo together with your partner. The product description reads:
The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world’s first toilet two people can use … at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves [...]
Marathon Grill121 S 16th StPhiladelphia, PA USA 19102www.marathongrill.comWhere is it?This cozy establishment comes split into two sections: A main dining room and a bar area, with an open kitchen lining the back wall and unifying the two spaces. The entrance places you at the back of the dining room, with the open kitchen (and a takeout counter) to your right. To get to the restrooms, follow the kitchen (keeping it to your right) counter to the back of the opposite wall (and into the bar). Once there, you'll notice a small hallway wrapping around the back of the kitchen -- the toilets are there.What's it like?The dining room of this upscale neighborhood eatery features plenty of wood and golden lighting and lots of broad windows (for people watching), and combined the decor gives the plac
This memo was actually sent to employees of a company that my wife used to work for:PLEASEFLUSH TOILET WHEN DONENO STANDING ON THE TOILET SEATIf this bathroom is not kept clean, we will be forced to lock the bathroom door.Then you will have to get the key from your shift supervisor.It will be inspected before and after you use it.From ManagementRemember you might be being watched at all times.
Crawling along, bobbing her head from side to side to her own private music, Little L. E. Fant crawls across the family room floor, apparently delighting in the mere pleasure of movement. A glance at mom, a flash of a smile and she is back to her seemingly aimless dance around the front room. Another glance and...what's this? Mom doesn't appear to be watching.All aimlessness, wiggling and head bopping cease as she darts for the hall. First a left. Then a right. Then enter The Room. The Room everyone goes in. The Room with the door which is almost always closed. The Room where little L. E. Fant is left out.For Little L. E. Fant has discovered the joys of the toilet. Standing invitingly at just her height, she can pull herself up easily to a stand and peer inside. If she stretches
We haven’t had a good open toilet picture in a while. Please forgive me. Of all the different subfolders in the WMLSPOTHD main folder on my computer, this is the category with the largest number of pictures in it.
But an almost empty roll of paper just makes this one a little extra special.
I [...]
University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine14th Floor CafeteriaPhiladelphia, PA USAmed.upenn.eduWhere is it?From the cafeteria, head to the elevator shaft and go on through, until you're in a cozy hallway beyond that. (It's filled with comfortable-looking chairs and a long stretch of windows that seems to take in the light pretty well.) Turn right when you reach that hallway. The toilets will be on your left, about 10 feet down. What's it like?These cozy surroundings offer visitors a tasteful place to make a pit stop. The walls are covered in beige wall paper, the floors are covered with off-white tile and metallic dividers separate the lone stall from the lone urinal. It's really quite comfortable and clean, making it perfect for longer visits (except during the lunch hour, when the caf
It was reported yesterday that Lily Allen was thrown out of the toilets at the Teenage Cancer Trust Show on Wednesday, with Noel Fielding and Johnny Borrell.
The trio were apparently removed from the men’s toilets by security at the after-party being held at the Dolce nightclub in London’s West End.
Ms. Allen claimed to be dodging [...]
One thing every homeowner should know is how to install a toilet. This will help save you money on having to call in a plumber if you need to replace the existing toilet in your bathroom. If you are building a new home, you must know where you are going to place the toilet in [...]
Although the toilet seat may not be the most honored seat in the house, let’s be honest-it’s pretty important. If the toilet seat in your bathroom is chipped, stained or discolored from chemicals or time, consider purchasing a new one. You will be surprised at how this one small piece of “furniture” can set [...]
Here’s a new product, made in Japan, as you can see, it’s a printed toilet paper, but when you take a closer look, you can see the print is the famous Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD), in...
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A Vatican spokesman today denied rumours that the Shroud of Turin's ancient image is adorned across the pope's very own toilet paper. When asked to stop back tracking and wipe the slate clean by an overly enthusiastic local report, cardinal Alphonso had this to say to awaiting press." We totally refute such blatant lies, why everyone knows his holiness uses Sudoku toilet roll whilst in quiet meditation." The Global News Terrorists wonders if the cardinal is telling the truth or is he merely trying to keep a lid on the whole matter? We can assure our readers we will try to get to the bottom of this for you one way or another.The Editor
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I have seen a ton of websites. Reviewing websites and marketing processes is part of my passion.
The following is a list of 7 main things that you can do today to totally flush your internet business down the toilet (probably pretty quickly)…
Focus on technology instead of people. There is SEO, email, [...]
Few months back I watched a news report on how some counties/ cities are recycling sewer water to make it suitable for drinking. The water is then fed back for human consumption and sold to some manufacturers. The water supposedly exceeds drinking standards and is purer than distilled water sold by wholesalers.
It is probably very [...]
Wanna buy a high-quality Edison Chen Sex Scandal Video copy? Check out the telephone number on the wall of Parkway toilet, Singapore, if you don't mind. Not fool's day today but I'm just kidding. Singapore is famous for it's environment but not Edison Chen.
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WOW... this happened in Texas today... A great world where the girl is so terrified she has to do something like this. No doubt all that abstinence teaching Bush is helping cram down kids throats.
BAYTOWN, Texas - Police say a 14-year-old girl gave birth in a bathroom at her junior high school, then tried to flush the newborn down the toilet.
It happened today near Houston.
Police say the baby
Today we bring you a funny toilet bowl cam introduce by no less than John Chow: our toilet spy of the day!
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The Japanese are simply hyping Vista SP1 release. I was just surprised to find that a roll of toilet paper printed with highlighted features is already available in Japan. You kind of have to feel a little bad for Vista -- it just keeps getting crapped on these days. Now available in a Toilet Paper Near You - so if the flush doesn't work, do you blame in on Vista then. Also for some trivia now - If there is one place in the world that any gadget-electronic freak should go to, that is Akihabara district in Tokyo. Numerous stores bring on fascinating number of products, often first in the world. There are also products which are not so usual, nor you can find them in retail or e-tail in any other part of the world.
When visiting Argentina, you will notice a distinct lack of public toilets. When you do find a public toilet, there's a good chance it won't have toilet paper. There may well be a toilet attendant who will dish out a few sheets (usually way too few!) in exchange for a coin, so I always recommend to people traveling to keep a roll in their bag for emergencies. It's also advisable to have coins in case you don't have your bag with you. If you don't leave a coin for the attendant you might be verbally abused and if looks could kill you would surely be dead! Above all, be sure to follow the toilet etiquette below!Photo: Toilet Etiquette
Sim Jae-duck is the chairman of the organizing committee of the Inaugural General Assembly of the World Toilet Association. In an effort to highlight the world’s sanitation needs, he built a house shaped like a toilet and named it Haewoojae, which means sanctuary in Korean. The 419sqm structure contains two bedrooms, two guest rooms and other rooms, apart from - as you should have guessed - three deluxe toilets.Now that's what I call taking your work too seriously.Stan
So, there are clearly plenty of posts on this website where I whine and complain about the things that Braden does that drive me nuts. Heck, he even stepped in and gave you his outline of The Plan, and anyone reading that can see that the first couple of years can be just a little [...]
With the U.S. dollar's horrendous decline in value this video gives new meaning to disposable income and going green... At least we finally know what the pyramid on our bills represents, just another ponzi / pyramid scheme managed and operated by the Federal Reserve.
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No, you don't have to put a brick in your toilet tank or install any flushing rules in your house, but yes, you can still save money with your toilet usage. Did you know that the average old-model toilet uses about 5 gallons of water per flush? With 4 people flushing 5 times a day, that's 100 gallons of water sent literally down the toilet! Keep reading for answers to common questions on how you can actually save money while sitting on the toilet. Why should I buy a water-efficient toilet? The average household can save approximately $100 a year on their utility bills. You'll also be helping to conserve thousands of gallons of water and do your part for the earth. Remember, toilets are the largest single users of water inside most homes. For typical homeowners, replacing a toilet can be t
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In Kansas, USA, woman sat on toilet for two years in mobile-house. She lived there with her boyfriend. She was agoraphobic and didn’t come out from house. Agoraphobia is mental disease when you are afraid of social places.
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Her boyfriend have been bringing her food and she just sat in toilet for two years. Sick! He [...]
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Water each more is a precious resource to our planet thus to our life, human beings should recycle more water, human beings need to change their behaviors, why not reusing used water for cleaning patios, backyards or using it to flush the toilet!
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From AJC: A Kansas man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.Kory McFarren, 37, was charged Monday in Ness County District Court. McFarren called the Ness County Sheriff's Office in late February to say something was wrong with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Pam Babcock, 35, stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.McFarren told authorities that Babcock feared leaving the bathroom and may not have left it in two years, although said he was unsure how long she was in there. He said that he took her food and water daily, and that he repeatedly asked her to come out
In toilet-related news:A man whose girlfriend spent nearly two years sitting on a loo has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult. Kory McFarren, 37, from Kansas in the US, was charged on Monday in Ness County District Court.It's tricky for a man to fully grasp the hideousness of this crime, because we all think, "Imagine how much reading she must've got done."For a man, the toilet is the best room in the house. It's got running water, it gives you time to red the paper, and most of all it's the only room with a lock on it.McFarren called the Ness County Sheriff’s Office in late February to say something was wrong with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Pam Babcock, 35, stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.Dud
As the proud possessor of the world's weakest bladder I have done quite a survey of toilets. I am, as you may have guessed, the sort of penny pincher (or should that be bladder pincher) who prefers not to pay for urinating in a public facility. Last time I went to Harrods they tried to charge me a pound for the pleasure of relieving myself. I laughed in their faces and went to relieve myself in a less expensive vessel.Naturally, I am one of those people who, while strolling down the street, will just wander into a pub, use the facilities, and wander out again. The barman will rarely say anything if you just act like you are going for a quick wazz before ordering some drinks (obviously you don't buy anything). This technique gets easier when you have kids because you just drag the kids into
Most toilet bowl cleaners are uber toxic with enough chemicals to burn your nose hair. Mrs. Meyers is a company that’s dedicated to Earth friendly cleaners has come up with an Eco-friendly and very pleasant smelling alternative that’s also cruelty free (meaning no Animals testing) and non-toxic.
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Dear Neighboring Town with the monster-sized potholes that nearly swallowed my husband's car whole -
You'll be paying for at least one new rim and one new tire. If not for the whole set of rims because, apparently, they don't make this style anymore. Just be happy you won't be paying for my therapy because I thought for sure the road had opened up and was about to swallow me and my daughter
My sweet little Bug has encountered a speed bump in the toilet training journey. Since that fateful day I bribed her, she has been doing exceedingly well. At home, in public, overnight.Who could ask for more for a few smarties?But then, she met the WalMart toilet. One of those atrocious beasts had the audacity to flush itself while she was trying to use it. Off she flew, to develop a sudden phobia related to public toilets.Today at the hospital she had to go. I took her to the restroom and demonstrated that it didn't flush automatically. She wasn't so sure until she started to have an accident. After that, she went to wash her hands. And that sink had the audacity to turn itself on.I'm not sure I'll ever get her in a public restroom again.
I appreciate my cats for being creative. It's great they find things to play with on their own so we don't need to invest money in Whiskas AND overpriced cat toys. But sometimes...As mentioned in beginning: I am German. I use to have toilet paper instead of the nice Egyptian ass shower system and I need plenty of it. That's why usually our bathroom is equipped with 2 rolls. And usually they are in a good shape!I say usually because Pumuckl has discovered how funny toilet paper can be. And how great it is to break it in order to play with it! As a result of his game our home looked like that when we came home:But inside the bathroom it was even worse. For all who cannot see anything despite toilet paper - once this has been our bathtub:Well, the problem having cats instead of kids is: I can
In this film, Knockin' on Toilet Door, a young man has been waiting for a long time - 2 years - to use his toilet, because his girlfriend has been using it. During the waiting time, he has to use other toilets, neighbours' or friends' one. He, who can't always expect when he needs to go to the toilet, has knocked at the toilet door and asked her everyday to come out of the toilet. However, he can get only her reply, "Maybe tomorrow".This story doesn't make any sense?Oh, should add "Inspired by a True Story: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years".
Yup, you read that correctly, TWO YEARS! That’s how long a woman in Wichita, Kansas, spent sitting on the toilet seat in her boyfriend’s bathroom. Being a good boyfriend, the man continued to bring her food and water, but she wouldn’t budge from the throne and kept telling him that “maybe tomorrow” would be the [...]
Pam Babcock was stuck in a toilet seat after two years of sitting on it. Police had to bring the toilet seat with her to the hospital.The 35-year-old initially refused emergency medical care but her boyfriend, 36, and police officers finally convinced her to go to hospital."We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Mr Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."The county attorney still has to decide whether any charges should be brought against Kory McFarren, the boyfriend.Mr McFarren told investigators that he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom."And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow'," Mr Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." Link
Toilet seatFlickr Photo by: harholruf113.According to the National Institute of Mental Health, approximately 3.2 million Americans ages 18-54 have agoraphobia, an abnormal fear of open spaces which predominantly affects women. In a certain manner it is the opposite of claustrophobia, the abnormal fear of enclosed spaces, although both phobias may entail fear of crowds or losing control. Years ago I...
I don't know how to explain this but here goes. A woman has been living on the toilet for two years, Eating sleeping and Shitting all in one place. Her boy friend has been taking her things in to the toilet. (boy you that guy got himself a princess) So she would still be there but her ass has fused itself to the seat. Yes Skin Grew over the toilet and they had to get help. The medical people had use a crowbar to her off the throne. You just hope apartment had more then one bathroom. I always known the women take their time in the bathroom but come on.Click here to read the whole Gross Story (don't click here if you are eating something)
Wichita, Ks (ThaLunatic Daily) -- Life confined to a trailer in Wichita, Kansas might sound bleak, but the picture gets far worse.Police and emergency workers were called to a trailer park, where they found 35 year old Pam Babcock physically melded to a trailer bathroom toilet. She had literally spent two years in the bathroom (by her own choice). She was not tied or glued to the toilet, she had become affixed to the toilet by natural causes, according to Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple.She had been on the toilet so long, that when emergency responders were forced to take the woman to the hospital with the toilet seat attached to her body. Her skin had apparently grown around the toilet seat.Her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, called emergency workers after noticing Ms. Babcock appeared
Reprinted here from AP:WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She
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Today’s WTF story is about a woman in Kansas who, for some unknown reason (psychological issues?) sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years and refused to get off. She sat on it for so long that her skin fused to the toilet seat and firemen had to pry the toilet seat off the toilet [...]
TOILET POETRY IN A GANZO WORLD
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Toilet poetry
Dei poeti del vasino
Del volgare che s’arriccia
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Di soprusi e fantasie
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When in the Army at Ft. Carson, in Colorado Springs, CO, someone asked about traveling through Kansas. The reply was always that it took a long time to drive across.
One G.I. said:
Q: What do you remember about going through Kansas?
A: Dead dogs and dirt.
It was supposed that he meant that there was nothing to do [...]