Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.Whats dumber than that? reading them.Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something.Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.
"ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life.Part journey of discovery, part assertion of responsibility, part embrace of life, ShitBegone expresses hope and belief that a better world is possible."WTF? Still i guess it would be a laugh to have this in your bathroom......
Tourists gaped at six stunning wedding dresses displayed at Ripley’s Believe It or Not! in New York’s Times Square.
The fashionable white frocks were fashioned entirely of toilet paper.
Six dresses were displayed at the Times Square “odditorium” Thursday and three winning designers squared off for the top prize of $1,000.
The judges from Ripley’s Believe it or [...]
This year's winner of the annual Charmin Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest cleaned up. (sorry, I just can't help myself)I still have a hard time believing anyone would spend three months working on a toilet paper wedding dress for the chance to win only $1000. I mean, you'd think that they'd at...
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Toilet paper wedding dress wins national contest - Yahoo! News: "Tourists gaped at six stunning wedding dresses displayed at Ripley's Believe It or Not! in New York's Times Square.The fashionable white frocks were fashioned entirely of toilet paper."OK. I think I have heard it all. This is amazing and yet disturbing. Women have spent weeks, or possibly months, making wedding dresses out of toil
Nearly every girls dream is to get married in the perfect wedding dress but what if you could get married in toilet roll, well maybe not that nasty when you look at the toilet paper wedding dress that has just won the Ripley’s Believe it or Not competition. The event saw six majestic wedding gowns [...]
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion."If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and st
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion."If you want your breasts to grow, th...
Fun With Toilet Paper.Funny toilet paper. Creativity with toilet paper.Toilet paper for the rich: these toilet papers come in four gorgeous colors, which are said to be soft & silky. Apart from this the cost to make it feel special: in gift packages of three for $15 to $20 compared to a regular pack of six wrapped in plastic retails for $ 13 to $ 15.Another interesting one.With this Sudoku toilet paper all you need to do is to keep a pen on the back of your toilet.A great way to get back at some one in a humorous way as this toilet paper is the only toilet paper that will not tear!Another one of the funny toilet paper. Other Posts:Interesting Billboards.Vehicles Made Of Wood.Handling Heavy Machinery.Gardens With Distinctive Looks.Aquariums That Are Definitely Worth A Second Glance.
We haven’t had a good open toilet picture in a while. Please forgive me. Of all the different subfolders in the WMLSPOTHD main folder on my computer, this is the category with the largest number of pictures in it.
But an almost empty roll of paper just makes this one a little extra special.
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Here’s a new product, made in Japan, as you can see, it’s a printed toilet paper, but when you take a closer look, you can see the print is the famous Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD), in...
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The Japanese are simply hyping Vista SP1 release. I was just surprised to find that a roll of toilet paper printed with highlighted features is already available in Japan. You kind of have to feel a little bad for Vista -- it just keeps getting crapped on these days. Now available in a Toilet Paper Near You - so if the flush doesn't work, do you blame in on Vista then. Also for some trivia now - If there is one place in the world that any gadget-electronic freak should go to, that is Akihabara district in Tokyo. Numerous stores bring on fascinating number of products, often first in the world. There are also products which are not so usual, nor you can find them in retail or e-tail in any other part of the world.
With the U.S. dollar's horrendous decline in value this video gives new meaning to disposable income and going green... At least we finally know what the pyramid on our bills represents, just another ponzi / pyramid scheme managed and operated by the Federal Reserve.
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Shiki at the Beach4192 S. Atlantic Ave.New Smyrna Beach, FL 32169Where is it?From the main entrance, round the sushi bar set in the right-hand side of the place and then head to the back of the place. Pass through a set of curtains separating the dining room from the bathroom area. Once through, you'll enter a comfortable sitting area (a nice touch). The bathrooms are just behind that sitting area.What's it like?This fantastic little sushi restaurant just south of Daytona Beach offers a friendly, if slightly funky, atmosphere and some truly delicious offerings -- which rivals the quality of sushi I've had at other better-known sushi restaurants in Orlando and Vegas.The interior is unimposing and inviting. The sushi bar takes center stage, with the rear of it opening up into the kitchen. (N
NEW YORK—Here comes the bride, all dressed in white … two-ply, extra soft toilet paper. Lovebirds Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, Ky., plan to get hitched today in a public restroom. She'll be wearing a gown fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue. The intricately detailed dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet
Check out this bride and groom. They married in a Times Square restroom Wednesday, with the bride clad in a toilet paper dress.
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A Jamaican husband and wife were laying in bed one night. The wife got up to go to the bathroom and look in the mirrior. She complains to her husband, "My boobs are to small!!" The husband looks at her and says,Just take toilet paper and rub them every day. As the months went by she went back to the mirror again. And said the same as before. The husband says laughing, "It worked for your butt."
Original Story Is Located HereSubject: Someone is Stealing Toilet PaperSummary: "Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said, 'someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.'"Opinion: Wow. Where do I start.Considering that it is a publicly funded building, they probably used recycled toilet paper. I just pulled a website and they sell 48 rolls of toilet paper for $36.00. Which means that each roll is 75 Cents. 75 Cents for a large roll of toilet paper!! How cheap can a person get?Now, this person may be poor or have been raised in a poor childhood. Meaning that they will take anything and everything that they may use one time. They can also be referred to as,"Pack-Rats". They DO NOT throw anything out. Stealing is wrong, but then again, some people do what they need to do to survive.Another situation could also arise from this. This person might want to go on a massive toilet paper "T
No they're not Vera Wang's new F/W collections for the year. They are works of gown designers for the 2006 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest. Yes TOILET PAPER.This year's winner:Ones I like:Last Year's Winner (my fav!)Look at the details, crazy isn't it? Elegance.Left: Looks like this is Bottega Venetta inspired, but woven toilet paper style!Right: Totally love this flowy simplicity!Alright, I'll admit, this gives me a new outlook to toilet paper when I use it for my daily bowel needs. =)Well, maybe when you're having a tight budget for your wedding, you know where to turn to!Hey, after all, you don't usually wear wedding dresses twice (not usually), so why not use the dough on a better honeymoon? Ha!All images from http://www.cheap-chic-weddings.com
Is the last place in your house that isn’t luxe your bathroom? Well, there aren’t any excuses anymore, add some style and class with this colored toilet paper ($10 USD) from Renova. Already standard in some of the hottest clubs and restaurants in the world, it’s a great way to treat yourself and your guests with a little luxury - I mean seriously its soft, elegant and 3-ply, you can’t go wrong.
Sheryl Crow has decided that the best way to stop global warming is to pass limitations on how much toilet paper may be used per sitting. Thank God we have such intellectuals in Hollywood and the music industry to guide us through our lives and to tell us what is good for us.
Just remind me not to shake her hand if I ever meet her.
From the article:
Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.
“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”
So, who would decide which occasions would warrant two squares?
That is not the only paper product she proposes doing away with:
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins “represent the height of wastefulness”.
So how does she propose doing away with napkins? You won’t believe this, but here is her solution:
She has designed a
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Rather than try and explain this myself, I’ll quate the original video poster…
“This is a project that me and my friends built for school (UC Berkeley). Its made of lego mindstorms, scissors, and some scrap metal. With all things considered, I think it turned out alright. Not only does it fold your paper for you, it also cuts it. It would be the perfect accessory for a fancy, high-tech, Japanese bathroom! This video shows two test runs; the first run works well, while the second one could have gone a little smoother.”
Now, I know it’s only a prototype thing for a school project but I still can’t help just thinking Why?! Do I actually need/want something to fold and cut my toilet paper for me? I mean, it’s only for wiping my arse with after all. It is very clever though, I’ll give them that, and the Japanese probably will fall for it hook, line and stinker (geddit?). The next evolution from this in terms of labour saving devices though
The toilet paper heuristic:
Happened just to me: I have produced big work - well this one I did at the toilet. First, I felt eased.
But I did not look before, if there was enough paper left. Perhaps I was still sleeping, because I woke up recently.
When I grabbed the paper, I thought: “Will this be sufficient?”
You could now say: “Man, don’t you buy/store enough paper in the toilet?” Well, I did not buy any before, because I thought it would suffice until today.
So, in that situation I hoped: “This must suffice.” And used then the paper wisely.
I was alone for the time being in the appartment. So, I could have also gotten a substitute from the kitchen. But you could imagine, how I would look like: pants down walking through the appartment. Since nobody was there at that time, also no problem
Well, I could also use water to clean my a..
This incident let me rethink my visits in the toilet lately. I do not always use the paper wisely - I tak
In attempt to make quick money, a Boston couple intentionally ingested glass at restaurants many times and sued.
The monetary gain up to date is around 200,000 dollars
Toilet Paper wedding Dress
and when shes done she can
blow her nose
wipe away her tears
take off her nail polish
and...wipe her ass
no fuss..no dry cleaning.. ...
{mosgoogle right}SHIBUKAWA, Gunma -- Tourist resorts around Shibukawa's Ikaho Onsen hot springs will start advertising on toilet paper about the benefits of clean public restrooms, Gunma Prefectural Government officials said.If the idea is a success, it could spread to tourist destinations across Japan."We want people to keep toilets clean, as well as their bottoms," said a spokesman for the Japan Toilet Association, which made the advertisement toilet paper.T [...]
