Telemarketer

If you feel being tortured by telemarketers try following tips the next time they call.- Ask them if they've got beer- Start speaking in tongues- Tell them that person doesn't live there anymore. Give them the number of an adult service and tell them that it is her/his new number- Tell them that you're not there right now- Ask them if they accept coupons- Start selling them something else- If some

How to make sure the same telemarketer never calls you back, well, here are a few ideas to get them as frustrated with you as you are with them, Screwing with the telemarketers. Some of these are pretty funny, others, well not as great, but either way, still great pranks to play on the hard working [...]

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1. Say, “No,” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they’re trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all “No’s” This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.2. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could it. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like

Is it possible to turn the tables and frustrate a telemarketer so much that they hang up on you? After a 6:30 am telemarketer call this morning, I was forced to ask myself this questions. The telemarketer must have been on the east coast, and have no respect for my clearly-west coast area code. I awoke from my slumber only to be deeply annoyed. And the damage was already done once I was awake. So I did some brain storming... I decided that hanging up on a telemarketer is very easy, BUT there are many creative ways you can do this. However, sometimes a much deeper and real sense of victory occurs when you frustrate a telemarketer so much that they hang up on you. Below are some effective methods to achieve this: * Put the telemarketer on hold indefinitely - After the telemarketer greets you

In the previouslys, I posted about my feeble attempts at besting telemarketers. Then came Saphrym who showed that he, too, enjoyed devouring a telemarketer or two occasionally. And then along came Morgan who showed us who’s the boss of ‘em all by sharing this video. Oh hey, it’s Monday. Everyone needs a laugh on Mondays.

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Ask him to talk v-e-r-y slowwwwwwwwly, tell him that because you want to write down every word he saysWhen he introduces himself (eg "John"), immediately say, "Wah piang eh!, John! Long time no see, How are you? How is your life going on? Are you still living in that same old place?" This should stun John for a while, as he scrambles to remember where he might know you fromAfter he finishes marketing spiel, tell him he must marry you first before you sign onIf he says he's Ah Boon Sheng from XYZ Pte Ltd, ask him to spell his name first. Once he finishes then ask him to spell his company name. Then ask him where it's located. Continue asking him personal questions or questions about the company until he gives you upInsist that caller is actually your friend Ben, playing a joke. "ello, Ben, Don't like that leh! Stop playing this fool! I know its you!!! Seriously, Ben, How is your Mom doing? Is she out from the hospital yet?" and talk more till he ends your callAfter he finishes his pi

I’m going to declare this week Mr. Bergis week on Tasty Booze. I’ve already posted one of the calls (Gay School). I don’t know who these jokers are, but they pull off some pretty good prank calls. Unfortunately for Mr. Bergis (notorious racist/bigot), he’s the victim of every call. Make sure you put your headphones on for these calls.

Sponsor This PostTalk really fast.Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud.Say that you can't hear them over the static.Make up your own language. Speak it.Hang up.Make up a one word language. Speak it.Say, "This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?"If they say "Yes" to number 6 say, "Please state the nature of the emergency." Then insist that their emergency isn't an emergency. Hang up.If they say "No" to number 6 say, "I'm sorry but this line is for emergencies only." Hang up.Pretend you just took hostages, and make demands.Pretend that you are a hostage negotiator, and try to get the telemarketer to release the hostages.Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.Pretend that your phone line is an automatic phone sex line.Dial the phone and say, "Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or else I'm gonna come over there and hurt you! "Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter th

Telemarketer always hunt their prey by using telephone directory and if you are not as lucky as me, you will always receive the annoying call from them. They don't do any wrong except it is their task to sell the products or services. This video below can teach you on ...