Traci, a high school student trying to save up for her first car, stands behind the counter of a crowded Dunkin’ Donuts, full of cranky and sleepy people in dire need of coffee. The woman at the head of the line is grilling her about the coffee she serves.
“Is it fresh? Do you make the [...]
Check this out. Quite interesting!BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me . . . GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in
Whoever said there was no such thing as a stupid question was either lying or stupid himself. I used to be tricked by this concept. That led me to deduce that if someone asked me something where the answer seemed obvious I was being insulted in some way or they were being sarcastic.I think that this issue can be quite perplexing if you know that the person who is asking is intelligent. I am trying to come to grips with them as temporary lapses in judgement rather than malicious or rude comments.There are, in fact, many stupid questions out there. I'm sure the author of this expression meant well. It grants people the confidence to ask when they are unsure about something. But it should not be used to excuse questions which either should be answered by your own logic or any question that can be considered based on an assumption which might be rude. In this case, it is best to try to make your question broad and be sure you are aware of your tone.
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick . WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
When I was little, I asked my Dad for a raise in my allowance. He asked me, "Do you think money grows on trees?"I remember thinking, "What the f*ck? No Dad, fruit grows on trees. Like oranges and apples and sh*t. If money grew on trees, I would NOT have asked for a raise in my allowance -- I would've asked you where the damn ladder was."
