Ranking sperm cells could improve the odds of in vitro fertilization.Alistair Elfick demonstrates a technology called Raman spectroscopy, which uses laser light to identify chemical changes--in this case, it finds sperm with the best DNA.Some approaches to in vitro fertilization involve mixing sperm and egg in a test tube and letting nature take its course. But in about half of all infertility cas
There is also this technique that separates faster-swimming boy-producing sperm from slower-swimming girl-producing sperm. How this technique is being done? Doctors can successfully separate boy and girl sperm by pouring a sperm sample on a gluey layer of fluid in a test tube. Once the fast and slow swimmers are separated, you're inseminated with the sperm that will enable you to conceive the gend
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The semen and its millions of fertile seeds are the main concerns of male fertility. In the test of male fertility, a low sperm is associated with infertility.
A concentration of 20 million sperm per ml is the limit below normal, according to the World Health Organization (WHO).
To achieve its goal-fertilize, the [...]
University of New Mexico evolutionary psychologist Geoffrey Miller has said that the quality of sperm is indicative of the brain power in men.
According to the tests conducted by the expert, it was found that men who scored high on a battery of intelligence tests boasted high counts of healthy sperm.
Whereas, low scorers tended to have fewer and more sickly sperm.
The finding suggests
Filed under lesbian sperm news:"A sperm donor has made 30 lesbians pregnant – sparking fears his kids could accidentally commit incest."How much did this guy donate? Do they get paid for it over there? If so, he's probably retired on his work.Oh, apparently the problem is that standard sperm backs don't allow lesbians to use their services, as it is considered a service for 'couples' only.Top
Just saw this in the paper..."A new study has revealed men's sperm quality turns out to be a good indicator of his brain power."Should we really be shocked by this? After all, such research is done by clever people. And if these clever people found that being smart meant you had soggy sperm they'd just keep it to themselves. They're not stupid.Tests showed men who scored high on a battery of in
Sperm are the male gamete produced from the germ cell line. The germ cells of the male are called spermatogonia, which oddly means sperm-eggs. Spermatogonia differentiate into spermatocytes in the testes, and it is the spermatocytes that divide by a process called meiosis. Meiosis is a type of cell division that reduces the chromosome number [...]
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Researchers have found that radio-frequency electromagnetic waves emitted from cell phones may cause decreased sperm quality in men. The study found that cell phone radiation caused the generation of significantly higher levels of free radicals in sperm cells, while decreasing the amount of antioxidants found in the seminal fluid. Together, these conditions had a negative impact on the motility an
Do you know that male cellphone users who regularly use Bluetooth or handsfree kits might have damaged or poor quality sperms?
If it is true, that could explain a lot of things! :-)
A California probate court [See "What is California Probate?"] correctly ruled that a widow was not entitled to her dead husband’s frozen sperm, held the California Court of Appeal (Third District). Estate of Kievernagel, C055516 ( 9/11/08). The issue was whether Joseph Kievernagel would have wanted his wife, Iris Kievernagel, to have the sperm [...]
What can be said about a band called Demon Dog Sperm? Formed in 2002 with the line up of Sid (Vocals), Deron Christman (Guitar), Bruce Klipple (Guitar), Steve DeLong (Bass) and Dennis Christman (Drums). Demon Dog Sperm have been conquering the Pennsylvania metal scene. Having shared the stage with acts such as Clutch, Saliva, Exodus, Crisis, 3 Inches of Blood along with competing and winning the V
The Sperm Whale, looks like a plain whale and it is just like any other whale with some difference. The name of the Sperm Whale is the weirdest thing about it, I think. To discover this you will need to read a bit.The Sperm Whale or Physeter Catodon is like the legend of Moby-Dick! He's the greatest living creature with teethes on this world. The Sperm Whale, here we are again, why is it called th
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Guys be alert diabetes may cause damage to your sperm DNA According to scientists — diabetes may destroy man’s sperm cell DNA and in return affect male fertility. The scientists from Belfast in Northern Ireland discovered that males with diabetes had higher DNA destruction in that part of sperm which usually have the genetic content. The latest study compared sperm of 27 males with type-1
Guys be alert diabetes may cause damage to your sperm DNA According to scientists — diabetes may destroy man’s sperm cell DNA and in return affect male fertility. The scientists from Belfast in Northern Ireland discovered that males with diabetes had higher DNA destruction in that part of sperm which usually have the genetic content. The latest study compared sperm of 27 males with type-1
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Only half a glass of soy milk already can reduce the amount of sperm cells that a man produces. This statement is made by scientists at the Harvard School of Public Health.
Nearly 100 men who went to a fertility clinic between 2000 and 2006 participated in this research. They had to tell how many soy [...]
Eating even small amounts of soy products may cut a man's sperm concentration, a study published online last Thursday in the journal Human Reproduction shows. Of the 99 men enrolled in the study, those who said they ate the most soy had much lower sperm concentrations than those who reported eating no soy. Soy eaters had, on average, 41 million fewer sperm per milliliter than those who avoided soy
You are what you eat. In this case, it is somewhat true, as sperm contains important genetic material. But sperm is not particularly nutritious or fattening. The average ejaculate, about 1 teaspoon, contains between 200 and 300 million sperm. Total calories: about 5. These calories are derived from proteins (including enzymes) and sugars (mainly fructose) [...]
Men who eat an average of half a serving of soy food a day have
lower concentrations of sperm. The association was particularly strong
in men who were overweight or obese.
The largest study yet examining relationship between semen quality
and phytoestrogens in humans founds that men who ate the most soy food
had 41 million sperm per milliliter less than men who did not consume
soy products. The "n
Via BBC:
A regular diet of even modest amounts of food containing soy may halve sperm concentrations, suggest scientists. The study, published in the journal Human Reproduction, found 41 million fewer sperm per millilitre of semen after just one portion every two days. The authors said plant oestrogens in foods such as tofu, soy mince or milk may interfere with hormonal signals.
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photo:jgclarkFat men have low quality sperm. Well, according to researchers at University of Arberdeen probably because because of too much fat around their testicles causes them to heat up.These researchers looked at the sperm of over 2,000 men in couples having problems conceiving. they found the heaviest men had a higher proportion of abnormal sperm, as well as other problems.In their study, o
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If your wife is pregnant, she will take folic acid (vitamin B9) in order to prevent strange complications. Folic acid in men though seems to improve the quality of sperm cells. This is the result of a research done in California. Folic acid makes the percentage of sperm cells that have one chromosome too much [...]
I have a dream. And that dream, is to provide access to the very best genetic material available, for those who care and are willing to pay for it. I call it “The Ethical Sperm Bank”.
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Low sperm count (oligospermia) is one cause of male infertility. Although it takes only a single sperm to fertilize an egg (ovum), the odds of a single sperm reaching the egg are very low. For this reason, having a low sperm count decreases your chance of getting your partner pregnant.
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Avoid hot baths and tight underwear. Both increase the temperature in the scrotum. De optimal temperature for semen production is 34 degrees Centigrade.
Smoking and drugs are bad for the quantity and quality of the semen. Especially in men which have less sperm cells by nature, the effect of these substances are the largest.
Be careful with [...]
Have you heard of "The Sperm Lady"? No, she doesn't create sperm. She creates artwork out of sperm. Again, no, she doesn't use that sticky gooey substance to splatter on the canvas to create artwork.The Sperm Lady is Bethann Shannon. She uses the cartoon drawing of a big head together with a wriggly tail which is commonly use to illustrated sperm. Yes, the tadpole-like cartoon! As reported in Mont
Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen's bitter ex-marital battle with Denise Richards is the gift that keeps on giving. Though the couple officially divorced in 2006, the war of words between the two rages on. The animosity between the exes ranked up another notch when Richards appeared on US TV this week to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. But rather than give her shameless
Apparently Denise Richards got desperate for sperm and emailed her ex, Charlie Sheen, to get some of the goods.
That e-mail is not legitimate. It’s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked [...]
Sexy Hollywood star Denise Richards has revealed she wanted to have kids with her ex-boyfriend Richie Sambora.The star was grilled about her complicated love life during an appearance on Larry King Live on CNN, and smiled through most questions that were hurled at her. But she took exception to a question about rumors she [...]
We live in a weird world: YAHOO,22 Apr 2008,Indian man held for stealing frozen spermIndian police said on Tuesday they arrested a man for stealing dozens of frozen sperm samples from a laboratory in western India. Am I missing something? Whenever I need frozen sperm I simply put my own in the freezer; why steal the cow when you can...
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An 85-year-old went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on [...]
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A soldier's widow has succeeded in having sperm taken from his body and frozen four days after he was slain in Iraq, though medical experts said it's highly unlikely she would be able to bear his child.Sgt. Dayne Darren Dhanoolal, 26, died March 31 when an explosive detonated near his vehicle in Baghdad. He had talked often with his wife Kynesha about having children, according to court papers filed by her lawyer.On Friday, a federal judge in Columbus, Ga., granted her request for a temporary restraining order preventing the military from embalming the body until samples of Dhanoolal's sperm were extracted. The samples were taken later that day and are in the custody of a medical representative for the widow, who is hoping to be inseminated even though fertility experts said the procedure
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I was prepared.I had everything timed to a tee: Alarm, packed for work, showered, shaved, and lab paperwork in order.Just fill this pot up with what must surely be a half litre of my finest saved up 'sample' was all I had to do, before hopping into the car and off to the hospital."Squirt".What?That's it?You have GOT to be taking the piss, it's less than the last bloody time!There I sat on the edge of the bathtub, shaking my (upper) head in disbelief, trying to screw the lid back on the pot, and strongly contemplating the possibility that testicles have an underdeveloped sense of humour completely independent from their owner.Where were the GALLONS I had most certainly saved up?Disheartened, I put the container (which looked more like I had sneezed in it rather than filled it with a well ti
One of the most frustrating infertility problems is male infertility caused by low sperm count. Around half of the infertility problems encountered by couples are caused by male infertility. The most common form of male infertility is a low sperm count.Below are various methods that will help you in increasing sperm count. - Have sex & masturbate less often - the more times you ejaculate, the less dense your semen will be. Maintain a gap of 3 days between two consecutive ejaculations. - Abstain from habits like smoking, alcohol consumption etc. - Alcohol affects your liver function, which, in turn, causes a remarkable rise in estrogen levels. Even two drinks a day will have long-term effects on sperm production -Exercise on a regular basis. Exercising your PC muscle can help you sho
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Y Sperm Make Boys There are two types of sex chromosomes: X and Y. One of each is contributed by each parent.Males have two distinct sex chromosomes: XY. Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome: XX.Mother supplies only an X chromosome, while father can supply both types. If the father’s sperm is carrying a Y chromosome, the baby will be a boy. If it is carrying an X chromosome, the baby will be a girl. Semen contains equal numbers of Y and X sperms.Difference between “boy sperm” and “girl sperm” in a nutshell: BOY SPERM (Y):- smaller- faster- more sensitiveGIRL SPERM (X):- bigger- slower- tougherHow is knowing this helpful if you’re trying for a boy?Not all sex determination systems are genetic in nature. And, some species don’t even have a sex determination syste
Y Sperm Make Boys There are two types of sex chromosomes: X and Y. One of each is contributed by each parent.Males have two distinct sex chromosomes: XY. Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome: XX.Mother supplies only an X chromosome, while father can supply both types. If the father’s sperm is carrying a Y chromosome, the baby will be a boy. If it is carrying an X chromosome, the baby will be a girl. Semen contains equal numbers of Y and X sperms.Difference between “boy sperm” and “girl sperm” in a nutshell: BOY SPERM (Y):- smaller- faster- more sensitiveGIRL SPERM (X):- bigger- slower- tougherHow is knowing this helpful if you’re trying for a boy?Not all sex determination systems are genetic in nature. And, some species don’t even have a sex determination syste
At first, news that Ireland’s recent Sperm For Tickets initiative was overwhelmed by donors painted quite a gruesome picture, one involving thousands of tiny cups and many, many “wet floor” signs. That is, until it was made clear that it was only the number of applications that overwhelmed the project, not the actual number of submissions. Thank God
In vitro fertilization is usually called as IVF. Generally, it is the method of fertilizing an egg with sperm in the laboratory dish.
Once in vitro fertilization is successful then it is combined with a method called as embryo transfer. This procedure is used in order to set the embryo in your uterus.
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Alarm rings as normal...Stumble blurry eyed to the bathroom as normal...Open up the cabinet, & fumble around for toothpaste as normal... Grab a semen sample pot instead. Now, I'm no genius, so I can't be 100% certain, but I think...I THINK this was the point where today stopped being normal.Now, I'm not perverted (well, not much), so I'll spare you the gory details.The container got 'filled', with a socially acceptable ratio of ease and difficulty.It didn't take so long as to cause mental scarring and anxiety, and it wasn't too fast to add a possible plastic pot fetish to my burden for the day.(BTW Pet, knocking on the door to announce you were leaving for work didn't help much)Not a drop misplaced, just as well considering the volume was questionable. (By that I mean the volume of the
Smoking and drinking men pass on their damaged sperm to their potential sons. The sperm defects can be passed down as much as four generations.
The damaged sperm cells can endanger the health of the future child. Furthermore for boys there is a big chance that they will have the exact same broken sperm cells as [...]
A recent study concluded that extended cell phone use may affect the number and quality of the male sperm count. This would significantly diminish a man's fertility, making it much harder to produce a baby.Experts from a Cleveland Clinic explained that, according to their findings, the count and quality of produced male sperm is inversely proportional to the frequency of their use of the cell phone.Measurements done from an experiment revealed that men who use their cell phones for four or more hours a day produced the lowest sperm count, as well as the least visible sperm, reported dbTechno.Dr. Ashok Agarwal, the study's lead researcher, said that they noticed a "significant decrease in the most important measures of sperm health with cell phone use and that should definitely be reflected
Jennifer Aniston is reportedly desperate to have a baby and wants a friend to donate sperm.The 38-year-old actress, who is said to be dating Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis, has reportedly told best pal Courteney Cox that she wants one of her male friends to help her conceive a child."Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete"Potential candidates allegedly include current lover Lewis and ex-boyfriends British model Paul Sculfor and Vince Vaughn.The source added: "While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she's still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one o
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Well, this might raise a few eye-brows. Mario Carolina, a Chilean prostitute [picture] auctioned her body [or she preferably called it auctioned of love] for 27 hours of sex and raised $4,000 for Chile's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.When she was questioned about her "sexual deed", she defended all she did was she advertised on the Internet. "There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine."But anyway, according to the campaign organizer, he did not encourage "immoral" activities, but he accepted Mario Carolina's pledge.So the moral of the story is she "deed" no wrong, it's those male donors of sperm and cash! [source:Reuters]Technorati Tags: donation, prostitute, immoral, donors, auction, charity, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
SPERM BANK ROBBERYA man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door."Take one of the bottles and drink it!""But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously."Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down."Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband......."Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
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First Sperm Bank and the First sperm-bank child
The idea of an effective sperm bank has appealed to eugenically minded individuals for a good few centuries. Such arrangements have only recently become practically feasible. The first two sperm banks set up in Lowa City and Tokyo, which both began “life for life” in 1964.
The first sperm-bank child was born in the U.S. in 1953 and in the words of
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get armed with knowledge and just enjoy interesting sperm facts today!Did you know that…Average numbersAverage number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200Average number of sperm per ejaculation: 100 millionAverage total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons, approximatelyAverage speed of ejaculation: 28 mphAverage number of erections per day for a man: 11Average number of erections that occur while he is sleeping: 9The hottest timeMost arousing time of day for a man: early morning (hormone peak)Most arousing season for a man: Fall (hormone levels peak)Taste and caloriesNumber of calories per Tsp of semen: 7In general, the taste of a man’s semen varies with his diet. Some say that alkaline-based foods (meat and fish) produce a buttery or fishy taste.Acidic fruits cranberries, blueberries and plums produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple will make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee lea
Sperm Wars
Robin Baker "Sperm Wars"
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Published to acclaim and controversy a decade ago, Sperm Wars is a revolutionary thesis about sex that turned centuries-old biological assumptions on their head. Evolution has programmed men to conquer and monopolize women while women, without ever knowing they are doing it, seek the
Sex works on the principle of positive feed back: more sex just improves our ‘performance’. A team from Sydney University says that men with damaged sperm should have sex daily to increase the chances of getting their partner pregnant. In many cases, couples with fertility issues abstain from sex for several days to boost sperm numbers before trying to conceive.
But the new research claims that this could mean lower-quality sperm. The Australian team investigated 42 men whose sperm had been discovered to have an abnormal shape after microscopical investigations. The subjects were required to ejaculate each day for seven days, and these sperms were compared with those collected from them after three days of abstinence.
Except for five cases, all the subjects presented less sperm damage in their samples coming after daily ejaculation, compared to the post-abstention samples. Dr Allan Pacey, the secretary of the British Fertility Society, agrees that daily sex could improve sperm qua
From The Article:"Men with damaged sperm should ejaculate every day in order to boost the likelihood of becoming fathers, according to a study by researchers at Sydney University in Australia".It used to be recommended that men wear boxers to increase fertility. I've been wearing them since seventh grade. I figure after this long, all I have to do to get someone knocked up is just walk in the bedroom and take off my hat.I'm going to leave all other jokes to everyone else.
www.timesonline.co.ukMen who suffer fertility problems because of low sperm quality may be able to improve their chances of fatherhood by having sex every day, research has suggested. While those trying for a baby are often told to refrain from ejaculating too often to protect their sperm count, Australian scientists have shown that this can be counterproductive and may lower male fertility. Among men whose fertility problems stem from genetic damage to their sperm rather than a low sperm count, abstaining from sex can make their difficulties worse, research led by David Greening, of Sydney IVF, has shown. The pilot study of 42 men whose sperm showed significant DNA damage found that daily ejaculation reduced this by 12 per cent. While the results are preliminary and no direct effect on fertility has yet been measured, they suggest that certain men could benefit from having sex more often, or from abstaining less before providing semen for use in IVF. Dr Greening, who presented his res
There was an elderly St. Lucian man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.Doctor: What was the problem?Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, i tried with my left hand...nothing.My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing.Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth...still nothing.Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
Astonomers voted, and here it is, the Top Ten Most Amazing Pictures Taken by the Hubble Space Telescope in the Last 16 Years!! All of them are trippy, and some just conjure up other thoughts, but overall dopeness from a telescope I've been hearing about for years. Or are these just computer generated photos to once again convince me that "space" really exists......hmmmm.......
So I came across a post titled “More Curosities From Japan’s Porno Shops” on a site called Demonbaby and I found this weird ass contraption. It is a standard microscope like the one you used in 8th grade science class but this one is apparently designed to look at sperm. I know that people do some weird shit in the privacy of their own bedrooms but I can’t even imagine how this thing would come into play.
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A low sperm count will causes difficulty in conception. Some of the common problems that men suffer are low sperm count, unhealthy sperm, quantity and quality of the sperm. For semen to be healthy it should either be white or grey colored, thick and more in quantity.So what causes for the low sperm count?1. Wearing a very tight pants/underwear/non breathable underpants (non-cotton) causes heat to build up at the testis. This will lower the production of semen and sperm. Sperm production need lower temperature than the normal body temperature, thats why the scrotum is located outside "hanging" rather than inside the body. This goes the same with bathing in hot water, sitting in hot tub for long hours, being over weight in which fat layers sag on testicles reduce sperm count.2. Alcohol can damage sperm. Limit your alcohol intake when you are trying to improve your fertility.3. Stop Smoking! because Smokers have been shown to be up to half as fertile as non smokers.4. There are a number o
If Bill Gates ever finds himself short of cash, he can always visit China and sell his sperm. This is the finding of China’s ‘Self’ magazine.They asked 1000 women from over 15 cities whose bodily fluid they would like to have for some hot actionBill Gates came in second to Chinese sex symbol, Andy Lau. He beat other westerners like David Beckham (5th place) and Brad Pitt (in 10th place). Other celebrities like George Clooney and Larry Ellison did not make the list. Here is the list of the top 10: 1. Andy Lau2. Bill Gates3. Takeshi Kaneshiro4. Liu Xiang5. David Beckham6. Li Ka-shing7. Tony Leung8. Louis Koo9. Lee-hom Wang10. Brad Pitt
LAPTOP ON LAPS MAY LOW SPERM COUNTMen who regularly balance their laptop computers on their laps when working can lower their sperm count and risking their ability to have children.The potential risk comes from the heat generated by the laptop computer and the close position of one's thighs when balancing the computer on one's lap, may cause the scrotal temperature increase significantly. Increased temperature may reduce the sperm count.This heat is transferred to the scrotum, where the temperature can rise several degrees, putting users within the danger zone for testicular dysfunction.The findings suggest that young men should place laptop computers on a desk, a table or anywhere else but their own laps.Scientists have known for years that an increase of even 1 degree Celsius in testicular or scrotal temperature can decrease the production of healthy sperm by as much as 40 percent.Source - CNN, WIREDNatural Cures for : Sexual ImpotencePic - Istockphoto
There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left
