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Book Description  ISBN-0814757189 It has been called sperm, semen, seed, cum, jizz, spunk, gentlemen’s relish, and splooge. But however the “tacky, opaque liquid that comes out of the penis” is described, the very act of defining “sperm” and “semen” depends on your point of view. For Lisa Jean Moore, how sperm comes to be known is based on [...]

We live in a weird world: YAHOO,22 Apr 2008,Indian man held for stealing frozen spermIndian police said on Tuesday they arrested a man for stealing dozens of frozen sperm samples from a laboratory in western India. Am I missing something? Whenever I need frozen sperm I simply put my own in the freezer; why steal the cow when you can...

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An 85-year-old went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on [...]

ATLANTA - A soldier's widow has succeeded in having sperm taken from his body and frozen four days after he was slain in Iraq, though medical experts said it's highly unlikely she would be able to... Your News is the place where wonderful, funny, and amazing things exist. This blog delivers informative news in the easiest way.

A soldier's widow has succeeded in having sperm taken from his body and frozen four days after he was slain in Iraq, though medical experts said it's highly unlikely she would be able to bear his child.Sgt. Dayne Darren Dhanoolal, 26, died March 31 when an explosive detonated near his vehicle in Baghdad. He had talked often with his wife Kynesha about having children, according to court papers filed by her lawyer.On Friday, a federal judge in Columbus, Ga., granted her request for a temporary restraining order preventing the military from embalming the body until samples of Dhanoolal's sperm were extracted. The samples were taken later that day and are in the custody of a medical representative for the widow, who is hoping to be inseminated even though fertility experts said the procedure

I was prepared.I had everything timed to a tee: Alarm, packed for work, showered, shaved, and lab paperwork in order.Just fill this pot up with what must surely be a half litre of my finest saved up 'sample' was all I had to do, before hopping into the car and off to the hospital."Squirt".What?That's it?You have GOT to be taking the piss, it's less than the last bloody time!There I sat on the edge of the bathtub, shaking my (upper) head in disbelief, trying to screw the lid back on the pot, and strongly contemplating the possibility that testicles have an underdeveloped sense of humour completely independent from their owner.Where were the GALLONS I had most certainly saved up?Disheartened, I put the container (which looked more like I had sneezed in it rather than filled it with a well ti

One of the most frustrating infertility problems is male infertility caused by low sperm count. Around half of the infertility problems encountered by couples are caused by male infertility. The most common form of male infertility is a low sperm count.Below are various methods that will help you in increasing sperm count. - Have sex & masturbate less often - the more times you ejaculate, the less dense your semen will be. Maintain a gap of 3 days between two consecutive ejaculations. - Abstain from habits like smoking, alcohol consumption etc. - Alcohol affects your liver function, which, in turn, causes a remarkable rise in estrogen levels. Even two drinks a day will have long-term effects on sperm production -Exercise on a regular basis. Exercising your PC muscle can help you sho

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Y Sperm Make Boys There are two types of sex chromosomes: X and Y. One of each is contributed by each parent.Males have two distinct sex chromosomes: XY. Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome: XX.Mother supplies only an X chromosome, while father can supply both types. If the father’s sperm is carrying a Y chromosome, the baby will be a boy. If it is carrying an X chromosome, the baby will be a girl. Semen contains equal numbers of Y and X sperms.Difference between “boy sperm” and “girl sperm” in a nutshell: BOY SPERM (Y):- smaller- faster- more sensitiveGIRL SPERM (X):- bigger- slower- tougherHow is knowing this helpful if you’re trying for a boy?Not all sex determination systems are genetic in nature. And, some species don’t even have a sex determination syste

Y Sperm Make Boys There are two types of sex chromosomes: X and Y. One of each is contributed by each parent.Males have two distinct sex chromosomes: XY. Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome: XX.Mother supplies only an X chromosome, while father can supply both types. If the father’s sperm is carrying a Y chromosome, the baby will be a boy. If it is carrying an X chromosome, the baby will be a girl. Semen contains equal numbers of Y and X sperms.Difference between “boy sperm” and “girl sperm” in a nutshell: BOY SPERM (Y):- smaller- faster- more sensitiveGIRL SPERM (X):- bigger- slower- tougherHow is knowing this helpful if you’re trying for a boy?Not all sex determination systems are genetic in nature. And, some species don’t even have a sex determination syste

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A warning signal for women attempting to conceiveBy Stefan Anitei, Science EditorMarch 19, SoftpediaUsing a lubricant may improve sex ... and that's all. Fertility is wiped out. A new research published in the journal "Fertility and Sterility" shows that 80% of the lubricants seem to be sperm killers. Only one out of 5 vaginal lubricants did not significantly lower the motility of the sperms or the integrity of the sperm chromosomes.About 30-50% of the sexually active couples employ vaginallubricants, but some researches had signaled a harmful effect of these chemicals on sperm quality. In this case, the main issue is what women can choose in order to solve the issue of vaginal dryness while attempting to conceive, as in many cases sexual issues go hand-in-hand, and vaginal dryness can be

At first, news that Ireland’s recent Sperm For Tickets initiative was overwhelmed by donors painted quite a gruesome picture, one involving thousands of tiny cups and many, many “wet floor” signs. That is, until it was made clear that it was only the number of applications that overwhelmed the project, not the actual number of submissions. Thank God

In vitro fertilization is usually called as IVF. Generally, it is the method of fertilizing an egg with sperm in the laboratory dish. Once in vitro fertilization is successful then it is combined with a method called as embryo transfer. This procedure is used in order to set the embryo in your uterus. In [...]

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Alarm rings as normal...Stumble blurry eyed to the bathroom as normal...Open up the cabinet, & fumble around for toothpaste as normal... Grab a semen sample pot instead. Now, I'm no genius, so I can't be 100% certain, but I think...I THINK this was the point where today stopped being normal.Now, I'm not perverted (well, not much), so I'll spare you the gory details.The container got 'filled', with a socially acceptable ratio of ease and difficulty.It didn't take so long as to cause mental scarring and anxiety, and it wasn't too fast to add a possible plastic pot fetish to my burden for the day.(BTW Pet, knocking on the door to announce you were leaving for work didn't help much)Not a drop misplaced, just as well considering the volume was questionable. (By that I mean the volume of the

Smoking and drinking men pass on their damaged sperm to their potential sons. The sperm defects can be passed down as much as four generations. The damaged sperm cells can endanger the health of the future child. Furthermore for boys there is a big chance that they will have the exact same broken sperm cells as [...]

A recent study concluded that extended cell phone use may affect the number and quality of the male sperm count. This would significantly diminish a man's fertility, making it much harder to produce a baby.Experts from a Cleveland Clinic explained that, according to their findings, the count and quality of produced male sperm is inversely proportional to the frequency of their use of the cell phone.Measurements done from an experiment revealed that men who use their cell phones for four or more hours a day produced the lowest sperm count, as well as the least visible sperm, reported dbTechno.Dr. Ashok Agarwal, the study's lead researcher, said that they noticed a "significant decrease in the most important measures of sperm health with cell phone use and that should definitely be reflected

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly desperate to have a baby and wants a friend to donate sperm.The 38-year-old actress, who is said to be dating Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis, has reportedly told best pal Courteney Cox that she wants one of her male friends to help her conceive a child."Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete"Potential candidates allegedly include current lover Lewis and ex-boyfriends British model Paul Sculfor and Vince Vaughn.The source added: "While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she's still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one o

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Well, this might raise a few eye-brows. Mario Carolina, a Chilean prostitute [picture] auctioned her body [or she preferably called it auctioned of love] for 27 hours of sex and raised $4,000 for Chile's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.When she was questioned about her "sexual deed", she defended all she did was she advertised on the Internet. "There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine."But anyway, according to the campaign organizer, he did not encourage "immoral" activities, but he accepted Mario Carolina's pledge.So the moral of the story is she "deed" no wrong, it's those male donors of sperm and cash! [source:Reuters]Technorati Tags: donation, prostitute, immoral, donors, auction, charity, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan

SPERM BANK ROBBERYA man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door."Take one of the bottles and drink it!""But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously."Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down."Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband......."Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says

First Sperm Bank and the First sperm-bank child The idea of an effective sperm bank has appealed to eugenically minded individuals for a good few centuries. Such arrangements have only recently become practically feasible. The first two sperm banks set up in Lowa City and Tokyo, which both began “life for life” in 1964. The first sperm-bank child was born in the U.S. in 1953 and in the words of

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get armed with knowledge and just enjoy interesting sperm facts today!Did you know that…Average numbersAverage number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200Average number of sperm per ejaculation: 100 millionAverage total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons, approximatelyAverage speed of ejaculation: 28 mphAverage number of erections per day for a man: 11Average number of erections that occur while he is sleeping: 9The hottest timeMost arousing time of day for a man: early morning (hormone peak)Most arousing season for a man: Fall (hormone levels peak)Taste and caloriesNumber of calories per Tsp of semen: 7In general, the taste of a man’s semen varies with his diet. Some say that alkaline-based foods (meat and fish) produce a buttery or fishy taste.Acidic fruits cranberries, blueberries and plums produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple will make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee lea

Sperm Wars Robin Baker "Sperm Wars" Fourth Estate (1996-02-05) | ISBN 1857023560 | 384 Pages | PDF | 2.2 Mb Published to acclaim and controversy a decade ago, Sperm Wars is a revolutionary thesis about sex that turned centuries-old biological assumptions on their head. Evolution has programmed men to conquer and monopolize women while women, without ever knowing they are doing it, seek the

Sex works on the principle of positive feed back: more sex just improves our ‘performance’. A team from Sydney University says that men with damaged sperm should have sex daily to increase the chances of getting their partner pregnant. In many cases, couples with fertility issues abstain from sex for several days to boost sperm numbers before trying to conceive. But the new research claims that this could mean lower-quality sperm. The Australian team investigated 42 men whose sperm had been discovered to have an abnormal shape after microscopical investigations. The subjects were required to ejaculate each day for seven days, and these sperms were compared with those collected from them after three days of abstinence. Except for five cases, all the subjects presented less sperm damage in their samples coming after daily ejaculation, compared to the post-abstention samples. Dr Allan Pacey, the secretary of the British Fertility Society, agrees that daily sex could improve sperm qua

From The Article:"Men with damaged sperm should ejaculate every day in order to boost the likelihood of becoming fathers, according to a study by researchers at Sydney University in Australia".It used to be recommended that men wear boxers to increase fertility. I've been wearing them since seventh grade. I figure after this long, all I have to do to get someone knocked up is just walk in the bedroom and take off my hat.I'm going to leave all other jokes to everyone else.

www.timesonline.co.ukMen who suffer fertility problems because of low sperm quality may be able to improve their chances of fatherhood by having sex every day, research has suggested. While those trying for a baby are often told to refrain from ejaculating too often to protect their sperm count, Australian scientists have shown that this can be counterproductive and may lower male fertility. Among men whose fertility problems stem from genetic damage to their sperm rather than a low sperm count, abstaining from sex can make their difficulties worse, research led by David Greening, of Sydney IVF, has shown. The pilot study of 42 men whose sperm showed significant DNA damage found that daily ejaculation reduced this by 12 per cent. While the results are preliminary and no direct effect on fertility has yet been measured, they suggest that certain men could benefit from having sex more often, or from abstaining less before providing semen for use in IVF. Dr Greening, who presented his res

There was an elderly St. Lucian man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.Doctor: What was the problem?Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, i tried with my left hand...nothing.My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing.Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth...still nothing.Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Astonomers voted, and here it is, the Top Ten Most Amazing Pictures Taken by the Hubble Space Telescope in the Last 16 Years!! All of them are trippy, and some just conjure up other thoughts, but overall dopeness from a telescope I've been hearing about for years. Or are these just computer generated photos to once again convince me that "space" really exists......hmmmm.......

So I came across a post titled “More Curosities From Japan’s Porno Shops” on a site called Demonbaby and I found this weird ass contraption. It is a standard microscope like the one you used in 8th grade science class but this one is apparently designed to look at sperm. I know that people do some weird shit in the privacy of their own bedrooms but I can’t even imagine how this thing would come into play. DISCLAIMER: This was the only thing that was remotely safe for work so don’t click the link unless you are in a porno friendly environment. Demonbaby (NSFW) Related PostsIt Might Be Something I Never Even Seen... Well I did some thorough Googling I couldn't find any kind of a drink called a Turbo S...Always Strap Up. Always!We recently made a couple of upgrades to our living room. I picked up a 50" plasma and M. ...

A low sperm count will causes difficulty in conception. Some of the common problems that men suffer are low sperm count, unhealthy sperm, quantity and quality of the sperm. For semen to be healthy it should either be white or grey colored, thick and more in quantity.So what causes for the low sperm count?1. Wearing a very tight pants/underwear/non breathable underpants (non-cotton) causes heat to build up at the testis. This will lower the production of semen and sperm. Sperm production need lower temperature than the normal body temperature, thats why the scrotum is located outside "hanging" rather than inside the body. This goes the same with bathing in hot water, sitting in hot tub for long hours, being over weight in which fat layers sag on testicles reduce sperm count.2. Alcohol can damage sperm. Limit your alcohol intake when you are trying to improve your fertility.3. Stop Smoking! because Smokers have been shown to be up to half as fertile as non smokers.4. There are a number o

If Bill Gates ever finds himself short of cash, he can always visit China and sell his sperm. This is the finding of China’s ‘Self’ magazine.They asked 1000 women from over 15 cities whose bodily fluid they would like to have for some hot actionBill Gates came in second to Chinese sex symbol, Andy Lau. He beat other westerners like David Beckham (5th place) and Brad Pitt (in 10th place). Other celebrities like George Clooney and Larry Ellison did not make the list. Here is the list of the top 10: 1. Andy Lau2. Bill Gates3. Takeshi Kaneshiro4. Liu Xiang5. David Beckham6. Li Ka-shing7. Tony Leung8. Louis Koo9. Lee-hom Wang10. Brad Pitt

LAPTOP ON LAPS MAY LOW SPERM COUNTMen who regularly balance their laptop computers on their laps when working can lower their sperm count and risking their ability to have children.The potential risk comes from the heat generated by the laptop computer and the close position of one's thighs when balancing the computer on one's lap, may cause the scrotal temperature increase significantly. Increased temperature may reduce the sperm count.This heat is transferred to the scrotum, where the temperature can rise several degrees, putting users within the danger zone for testicular dysfunction.The findings suggest that young men should place laptop computers on a desk, a table or anywhere else but their own laps.Scientists have known for years that an increase of even 1 degree Celsius in testicular or scrotal temperature can decrease the production of healthy sperm by as much as 40 percent.Source - CNN, WIREDNatural Cures for : Sexual ImpotencePic - Istockphoto

There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then." Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left

Andy Lau finished first on a survey conducted by Chinese edition of Self Magazine. The survey asked women aged 25 to 35. Here is the list. 1. Andy Lau 2. Bill Gates 3. Takeshi Kaneshiro 4. Liu Xiang 5. David Beckham 6. Li Ka-shing 7. Tony Leung 8. Louis Koo 9. Lee-hom Wang 10. Brad Pitt Related Posts:Why men love to look at womenKatie Rees - Miss Nevada (NWS)Hot Asian Men and Better News!Another advertising done with sexWomen of Seoul Auto Salon 2007

When the sperm fails to be produced properly or not at all, conception becomes almost impossible for his partner. There are various causes for the increases and decrease in sperm production. The factors that may affect the sperm quality could actually be summarized in six main points namely: sperm mobility, concentration, morphology, speed, count and last but not the least, sub-fertility. Drawbacks in any of these areas can vastly affect the chances of conception. Although women stop producing egg cells upon menopause, they are born with all the eggs she will ever need.  Men on the other hand, produce sperm cells upon puberty.  Consequently, their daily activities may affect the sperm production process. Sperm mobility refers to the sperm’s ability to move in a rather dynamic and active fashion. When it comes to healthy sperm, more than 50% of them may be considered as active if over 25% of them moving vehemently in one direction. Its significance can be understood by the fact

Huh??? I know that it sounds weird but, damn it, this shop is all about those little fellows! OK, lets take things from starts... Until now I had one favorite sperm-themed t-shirt designed by my friend Nassos (link), but these guys have taken this theme into a higher level! SexCellsGear.com has a bunch of different designs featuring our little friends in several "self expressions". There's the "college sperm" (we all know what that is!), the "Lecter sperm" (you don't wanna find this one in your way), the "Voyeur sperm", but my favorite Sperm is, what I call, the "Supersperm" (I only hope it doesn't react to kryptonite)! LMAO! Anyway, SexCellsGear.com is a new t-shirt shop by two friends who had this really cool idea for people with humor. I'm looking forward for new designs to come. The t-shirts generally cost $24, most of them are printed on American Apparel, and you get to customize your t-shirt by choosing design, style, and color!

With all these Volume Enhancers like Semenax and Volume Pills on the market today, Which ones work? Also does the orgasm feel more intense and better when using volume enhancers?Look inside to find the best and more details about producing more sperm! There are a number of ways to help your male reproductive organs these days. Volume Enhancers like Semenax and Volume pills might be a solution for you if you looking to increase the amount of sperm you produce. But lets take a further look into these magical pills that make you shoot loads like Mr. Peter North! Will these pills help with male infertility? If you are a male suffering from low sperm count or low sperm motility, these pills will certainly help you. The more sperm that you produce the better chance of one of the suckers getting through! So I've heard the fuss about better orgasms at an intensity that you couldn't handle. I will tell you what, in my opinion this is true. If you are looking to intensify and power up your org

The Plasma Sperm is a microscope sold in Japanese sex shops that is designed purely for watching your sperm frolic and swim around. Some practical applications such as getting your sperm count or even giving the little guys names. Maybe even keep them like microscopic Sea Monkeys or something.More related:Tamanoi Vinegar RobotRecycled Playstation 2 Chair"Hooked" Anti-smoking Ads Spark Highest Complaints...One-touch NecktieGetting a Tattoo While SkydivingRC Flying Dnosaur - The PterosaurTattoo Bra Covers Scars Collection of GadgetThe 6 Next-generation Mobile PhoneThe next most tallest buidingThe New Apple TVTop 10 Convertible carHummer (World strongest car)Beyoncé Giselle Knowles(flickr) celebrityTOP 10 FLASH GAMESWeird Animal Facts - Strange But True!tennis ball can open a car lock! this is useful

Good bye Chirac, Hello Sarkozy: President Elect Nicolas Sarkozy was inaugurated into office in Paris today. Nicolas Sarkozy waved good-bye to his mentor Jacques Chirac and was heralded with a 21-gun salute as he took office as President of France. Conservative Sarkozy beat Socialist candidate Segolene Royal in a run-off election held May 6th. Now in office, Sarkozy will head to Germany to discuss the EU treaty with German Chancellor and current EU President Angela Merkel. Sarkozy faces a tough road ahead, as he faces mounting challenges to solve France’s problems with immigration and unemployment. G.O.P. Round-up: Republican Presidential hopefulls pick their battles. Overall Winners and Losers, according to The Washington Post. Ron Paul blames U.S. policy for 9/11 attacks. Giuliani scores big. Iraq spending bill defeated in Senate: The Senate voted against a bill (sponsored by Senator Russell Feingold, D-WI) that would cut funding to the War in Iraq, despite support from prominen

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I know how stupid that sounds, but it is true. Read about it here. Jodilynn Jacob, 33, and Jennifer Lee Shultz-Jacob, 48, moved in together as a couple in 1996, and were granted a civil-union license in Vermont in 2002. In addition to conceiving the two children with the help of Frampton — a longtime friend of Shultz-Jacob’s — Jacob also adopted her brother’s two older children, now 12 and 13. But the women’s relationship fell apart, and Jacob and the children moved out of their Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, home in February 2006. Two women enter into a civil union, they love and care for each other. They decide to have children together. The only problem is… well you know what the problem is. They have a mutual friend who donates sperm to them so they can have children. They go through a divorce and because they are both woman there is no man to make pay child support, the courts go after the sperm donor, and win. This is just the beginning.

The astronaut now famous for wearing a diaper while driving across the country to kidnap her rival in a space love triangle — did you see this? — apparently saw several of what USA Today calls “steamy emails” between her astronaut lover and the other woman. I don’t know about you, but I’d avoid the word “steamy” in any future diaper-related stories. One of the emails had a line about “tearing your clothes off,” which, for a guy floating around in a spacesuit, might not have been a great idea. Word is, the woman didn’t know about the emails until she was tipped off by Scooter Libby. Libby says he heard it from Tim Russert. Tim Russert says he heard it from Libby. Now all we need is Robert Novak speeding across the bayou wearing a diaper. Two New Jersey women are suing a sperm bank for $3 million for lost materials. After the suit became public, the rest of New Jersey stood up and offered to help. Technorati tags: [

They say it's a biscuit porcelain plate with "relief" designs. And by all means, sure they are in relief. But they look a lot like sperm to me. Design by Job Smeets and Nynke Tynagel for the Koninklijke Tichelaar Makkum, The Netherlands. The plate is 5 inches in diameter and will set you back USD 120:- at Moss.

Antidepressant drugs could lower men's sperm count, the first investigation of their effect on male fertility has found. A case report on two patients taking the most common class of antidepressants, which includes the market leaders

Be careful when using your mobile phones, too much of it can make you lessen your sperm count and, perhaps, in the long run, make you impotent. According to a research conducted recently: "Samples taken from men attending a fertility clinic revealed that their sperm declined steadily in number, quality and ability to swim as mobile phone usage increased. Where men used their mobiles for more than four hours a day, researchers found a 30% drop in sperm motility or movement and viability when compared with men who did not use a mobile phone"You've been warned.Tagged as: love, mobile phones, sperm

Los Angeles, CA (ABSP) - Associated BS PressBritney Spears, mother of two and white-trash idol to millions, has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, citing both irreconcilable differences and Federline's SPS (small penis syndrome). The couple had been married since 2004, when Ms. Spears apparently lost her sanity.Throughout their rocky tenure as wife and wife's bitch, the celebrity couple endured a particularly harsh beating from the media. One magazine referred to the couple as "a bunch of godless Sodomites" while another called them "a worse pairing than Brad Garrett and any clothing not freakishly sized." Federline, to his credit, was fertile and did produce two functioning human beings. Aside from that talent, however, he contributed little to the marriage.Spears first revealed her divorce in a subtle way, appearing on David Letterman last night without her wedding ring. She was less subtle later on in the evening when she was found dry humping an assistant producer. S

Azoospermia Can i concive normally? sperm count low?my husbands age is 33Sprem count is 1.3 M/mlmotality is 23%rapid liner 1%slow NonLiner45%Nonprogressive 55%normal forms 0can i concieve normally?iis thier any treatment for my husband to increse sperm count & motality?

Yesterday was day of crazy sex.And upon the third time of fulfilling our animalistic needs I said -"I think my vagina and your penis are soulmates."Al's response: "DIE YOU BASTARDS!"Whoever could he have been talking too?Why, he was talking to the millions of sperm that had escaped him and landed on the floor.It was quite possibly the funniest thing that happened to me all week.Our lives are just full of kodak moments.

Is anyone surprised that a new survey has found that sperm may fuel cervical cancer?   The hormone Prostragladin is used by the womb to regulate cell growth and and controls the shedding or thickening of the womb lining during the menstrual cycle. The levels of prostragladin are a 1000 times higher in spem than in the female body.   But this is hardly shocking news.   Practically every advice site on teenage sex, includes this statistic: "The number one risk factor for cervical cancer is early sexual activity, the second is multiple sex partners. Source: CT, Hatcher et al, 1994, pp. 515"   It tends to be overlooked amid all the other potential health issues surrounding sex, and the moral arguments surrounding teenage sex. In essence it gives the lie to the saying, 'if they are old enough to bleed, they are old enough to breed.'.   Despite sexual activity being the way in which animals replicate, the enviroment of the vagina is not exactly hospitable to the sperm. And for good re