{summary}I’ve stated in the past that I’m not particularly political. I just can’t get that passionate about bureaucracy, so I don’t typically advocate for any specific party. I like to take the “lesser of the evils” approach to voting: whichever candidate that seems most genuine will get my support at the polls. I don’t even tell Scott who I’m voted for because,
Tracklist :
Truby Trio – Donaueschingen
Fish Go Deep – Set The Night
Fish Go Deep – The Jazz
Fish Go Deep – Mood Swing
Martinez – Fuji
Gabriel Black – Resolutions (B-Side Dub)
Physics – Don’t Deny Me Love
Fish Go Deep – Flying Funk
Frankman – I Feel Free
Bent – Always (Ashley Beedle’s Mahavishnu Remix)
Download : Mirror
Podcast: Snark Infested Waters
Date: May 24, 2008
Title: Snark Infested Waters for 5/24/2008
Download the show: Snark Infested Waters for 5/24/2008
If only the entertainment world followed the example of Snark Infested Waters host Taylor Kent, I'd be well on my way toward an HBO special, a private jet with its own parking spot in front of my Park Avenue high-rise, and perhaps even a legendary
Podcast: Snark Infested Waters
Date: May 24, 2008
Title: Snark Infested Waters for 5/24/2008
Download the show: Snark Infested Waters for 5/24/2008
If only the entertainment world followed the example of Snark Infested Waters host Taylor Kent, I'd be well on my way toward an HBO special, a private jet with its own parking spot in front of my Park Avenue high-rise, and perhaps even a legendary
Podcast: Snark Infested Waters
Date: May 24, 2008
Title: Snark Infested Waters for 5/24/2008
Download the show: Snark Infested Waters for 5/24/2008
If only the entertainment world followed the example of Snark Infested Waters host Taylor Kent, I'd be well on my way toward an HBO special, a private jet with its own parking spot in front of my Park Avenue high-rise, and perhaps even a legendary
There is such a thing as "Truth in Advertising". It's demonstrated at Doug Ross@Journal. The headline over the above picture is "Picture 'O the Year Nominee".We'd agree.Slices of life, illustrated by pictures such as this one, confirm why politics is so important. The picture shows a boy and his dog enjoying a quiet moment in a good life--or so any reader would wish.But, pictures like this are sti
EarthFirst is passionate about the environment and dedicated to cutting through the eco-fluff to get to the heart of the new green movement. The site offers green media, links, and commentary—"with a heaping dash of snark thrown in for good...
My latest foray into the world of publishing: Gossip NewsJ-Lo and Skeletor have supposedly named their progeny "Max" and "Emme" It is not official yet because they are waiting for the bidding to end, I mean the proper time, to announce it all to the world.Naomi Campbell has been released from a hospital in Sao Paulo, Brazil where she had surgery to remove a cyst. The location of said cyst has been kept from the press, but the Diva has no doubt that it was a cyst on her wrist....caused by constantly b**** slapping her employees.A Hickie from Kenickie...Former “Taxi” star Jeff Conaway tells “Inside Edition” on Monday that he’s finally kicked his drug habit by practicing Scientology. “I’ve been doing Scientology. . . . My doctor was like holy cow, he says whatever you’ve bee
Trött som en gnu i morse. Pallrade mig upp, drog på stövlarna. Cykla till jobbet? Glöm det. Tuben och bussen. Nio timmar flög. Sms från pappan vid fyra; "när kommer du hem?" vilket egentligen betyder "kom hem och avlasta mig fort som f-n". Hem. Leka med Peo. Äta. Leka. Data. Idol. Data. Sova. Är det så här det ska vara?Andra om: barn, mamma, föräldrar, familj, jobba, vardag
Olympus' FE-Series of shooters detect smiles, not snarkOlympus is in a tizzy this morning with four new shooters from their FE-series of compact digital cameras. The 12 megapixel (1/1.72-inch CCD) FE-300 is the big pixel-huntin' dog of the bunch packing a TruePic III image processor, 17 scene modes, xD expansion, and 2.5-inch LCD in a 22.1-mm thick package. Next up is the 7.1 megapixel (1/2.5-inch CCD) FE-290 which lacks the face detection of the FE-300 but squeezes in a 3-inch LCD and 4x wide angle optical zoom lens. The FE-280 then, crams 8 megapixels into a 1/2.35-inch CCD and super slim 19.1-mm body. Ammusingly, it features a 'Smile Shot' mode which automatically tracks faces and then throws the shutter when your subject smiles, or grimaces presumably, when snuggled up with aunt vinegar. Bringing up the tail-end is the ho hum 7.1 megapixel FE-270. Look for 'em all to ship starting September.Gallery: Olympus' FE-Series of shooters detect smiles, not snark.(Via Engadget.)
{summary}My latest contribution is up at Anti-Racist Parent, so go take a look if you’re itching for something “deep” to read. It’s about one of my biggest pet peeves...I think there’s only two cuss words in it. Well, 1 1/2, depending on how hardcore you are.
Snark Infested Waters, 20070721
Date: July 21, 2007
Full episode: Snark Infested Waters Summer Update
Summary: The flesh-eating zombie rats are running wild at Snark Infested Waters, where science fiction and fantasy join radio mysteries, Jesus and death as favorite preoccupations of host Taylor Kent.
The current episode — and likely the last until 2008 as Kent begins a hiatus — features Brian Keene reading from his upcoming novel Dead Sea, which begins:
I didn't shoot the bitch until she started eating Alan's face.
Kent previously played my songs The Ballad Of Morris The Cat and If They Found Me Dead, in January and April, respectively.
He closes this final show with my latest release, I'll Get Old And Die.
Kent, for some reason (I suspect a distraction with flesh-eating zombie rats), failed to include his usual tagline. I'll add it here:
And as always, if you don't know Jesus, you're screwed.
Flesh-eating zombie rats: (
Snark Infested Waters, 20070721
Date: July 21, 2007
Full episode: Snark Infested Waters Summer Update
Summary: The flesh-eating zombie rats are running wild at Snark Infested Waters, where science fiction and fantasy join radio mysteries, Jesus and death as favorite preoccupations of host Taylor Kent.
The current episode — and likely the last until 2008 as Kent begins a hiatus — features Brian Keene reading from his upcoming novel Dead Sea, which begins:
I didn't shoot the bitch until she started eating Alan's face.
Kent previously played my songs The Ballad Of Morris The Cat and If They Found Me Dead, in January and April, respectively.
He closes this final show with my latest release, I'll Get Old And Die.
Kent, for some reason (I suspect a distraction with flesh-eating zombie rats), failed to include his usual tagline. I'll add it here:
And as always, if you don't know Jesus, you're screwed.
Flesh-eating zombie rats: (
Snark Infested Waters, 20070721
Date: July 21, 2007
Full episode: Snark Infested Waters Summer Update
Summary: The flesh-eating zombie rats are running wild at Snark Infested Waters, where science fiction and fantasy join radio mysteries, Jesus and death as favorite preoccupations of host Taylor Kent.
The current episode — and likely the last until 2008 as Kent begins a hiatus — features Brian Keene reading from his upcoming novel Dead Sea, which begins:
I didn't shoot the bitch until she started eating Alan's face.
Kent previously played my songs The Ballad Of Morris The Cat and If They Found Me Dead, in January and April, respectively.
He closes this final show with my latest release, I'll Get Old And Die.
Kent, for some reason (I suspect a distraction with flesh-eating zombie rats), failed to include his usual tagline. I'll add it here:
And as always, if you don't know Jesus, you're screwed.
Flesh-eating zombie rats: (
Some of our reviewers may have noticed that I occasionally guest post at Central Snark (though I haven't contributed in over two weeks). One reviewer commented, "Like I'm going to give one of your blogs a bad review when there is a possibility of it coming back to haunt me." Ironically, however, I think my affiliation with Central Snark may have done it more harm than good. I and the other two long-time contributors to Central Snark recused ourselves from rating Central Snark -- and without violating the Humor-Blogs.com anonymity policy, I'll just say that the three of us are probably some of the more generous reviewers. That said, the numbers are what they are, and Central Snark fared pretty well overall.CategoryScorePointsContent6.3745/70Web Design6.743/5Writing6.793/5Intangibles6.213/5Read Regularly4.214/10Frequency105/10Total63The comments were all over the place:"This is a quality blog all around, and it is pretty funny. Snark shares a problem with all multi-author blogs -
Snark Infested Waters, Show 107
Date: April 3, 2007
Full episode: J. David Baker, creator of RSTC
Summary: Taylor Kent is comfortable with his faith and tempers Snark Infested Waters' religious message with a healthy irreverence. Or maybe that's just his cynical plan to convert the unbelievers.
But I'm hooked. Where do I sign up to meet Jesus? This edition marks a satisfying return to the podcast, which featured The Ballad Of Morris The Cat on January 11 as part of Episode 107.
Telephone guest J. David Baker, director of Reserve Spy Training Corps, consumes most of the program. He's seeking a mainstream audience for his "Christian Spy Thriller," and good luck with that.
Then: "We're gonna close with a great song by Ken Turetz," Kent says, introducing If They Found Me Dead and shortening my last name to two syllables.
I've always considered the number, which closes my EP, to be an appropriate exit tune. This Snarky guy really gets my stuff.
Listen: (0:43)
Snark Infested Waters, Show 107
Date: April 3, 2007
Full episode: J. David Baker, creator of RSTC
Summary: Taylor Kent is comfortable with his faith and tempers Snark Infested Waters' religious message with a healthy irreverence. Or maybe that's just his cynical plan to convert the unbelievers.
But I'm hooked. Where do I sign up to meet Jesus? This edition marks a satisfying return to the podcast, which featured The Ballad Of Morris The Cat on January 11 as part of Episode 107.
Telephone guest J. David Baker, director of Reserve Spy Training Corps, consumes most of the program. He's seeking a mainstream audience for his "Christian Spy Thriller," and good luck with that.
Then: "We're gonna close with a great song by Ken Turetz," Kent says, introducing If They Found Me Dead and shortening my last name to two syllables.
I've always considered the number, which closes my EP, to be an appropriate exit tune. This Snarky guy really gets my stuff.
Listen: (0:43)
Snark Infested Waters, Show 107
Date: April 3, 2007
Full episode: J. David Baker, creator of RSTC
Summary: Taylor Kent is comfortable with his faith and tempers Snark Infested Waters' religious message with a healthy irreverence. Or maybe that's just his cynical plan to convert the unbelievers.
But I'm hooked. Where do I sign up to meet Jesus? This edition marks a satisfying return to the podcast, which featured The Ballad Of Morris The Cat on January 11 as part of Episode 107.
Telephone guest J. David Baker, director of Reserve Spy Training Corps, consumes most of the program. He's seeking a mainstream audience for his "Christian Spy Thriller," and good luck with that.
Then: "We're gonna close with a great song by Ken Turetz," Kent says, introducing If They Found Me Dead and shortening my last name to two syllables.
I've always considered the number, which closes my EP, to be an appropriate exit tune. This Snarky guy really gets my stuff.
Listen: (0:43)
I'm coming down with a cold and I didn't want to get germs all over my blog, so I'm over at Central Snark today blathering about dumb jokes and robots. I'll be back here tomorrow with a thoroughly disinfected, and probably disaffected, post.
Below is my submission to Miss Snark’s Idols of March Writing Contest. Rules were 100 words maximum, and partipants had to use the following words: reacher, helicopter, snazzy, moonbeam, dan lazar, and griffin.
My submission was 99 words in length. I re-read it at least twenty times. After I submitted it, I re-read it again and noticed that I spelled “griffin” as “griffon” and left out “the” in the last paragraph. Joy. Maybe she’ll give me a break since I still had a word worth of wiggle room? Here is my submission, errors and all.
”We’re taking fire!”
Dan Lazar banked the helicopter hard to the right. An RPG shot past the aircraft, roaring like some mythological beast come to life, a griffon trailing smoke and fire into the night.
Next to him, Ronald Massey whistled. “That’s some snazzy flyin’.” He reached up, flipping a switch on the overhead console. Massey was always reaching to flip a switch,
Wow. I was just going through my comments and noticed what some of my tarts have done! Readers ~ you need to go to this fabulous new blog! My tarts are the best!Sunshine, you might not want to read this new blog. Just saying...
It's Tuesday, so I'm over at Central Snark again, bitching about why I didn't like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, among other things.I'll be back with a real post tonight. Promise.
When You Really Wanna SnarkOkay, so I am totally empathetic to Anna Nicole Smith's situation. It's so sad that her son passed away and she has my deepest sympathies. Seriously.That said, I find this whole situation with her baby daddy -- whoever it actually is -- to be hilarious. At any other time I would speculate as to what kind of crazy-ass weirdo actually wants to lay claim to fathering her child. I'd also mention how unsurprised I am that Howard "K." Stern has claimed he's the daddy and managed to get Anna Nicole to participate in a commitment ceremony (it wasn't a wedding ceremony -- it wasn't legally binding) because, as anyone who ever saw her show knows, that man was obviously jonesing for her hard-core. Why else would he be with her constantly? He apparently had no other clients, that's for sure. And most disconcerting of it all? That man looks CRAZY!
New post so we can continue discussing whatever we feel like. Sorry this hasn't been a more substantial post, Pink Champagne is just overloaded with real-life work at the moment! After tomorrow I should be back to my old self.What to talk about?Kendra Jade was spotted at the recent Rockstar Supernova concert. Feelings? It's funny reading reviews from fans just fawning all over Kendra, who previously have emailed Pink bashing the shit out of her, while praising me and my blog to high heavens. Smells like sychophants to me.That Lukas Rossi myspace is his REAL myspace. Johnny Colt confirmed that.JD Fortune ~ what does his cock REALLY look like?The weather. Pink Champagne is damn sick of all this snow up in his neck of the woods.
