Smells

There was a little group of kids next to us in mini lawn chairs who repeated this song (Jingle Bells; Batman Smells; Robin laid an egg . . . the Bat-mobile lost it's wheel, and the Joker got awaaaaaay . . . you know the one, right?) five times while the intro was running for The Dark Knight there at the Skyvue Drive-In. Ah, lovely Skyvue. Skyvue Drive-In, surprisingly, has amazing cheeseburgers

Jessica Simpson has launched her new perfume. She's the latest celeb to produce a fragrance following in the footsteps of people like Kylie, Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse and Compo from Last Of The Summer Wine.So you can now smell like her if you want to. Although there's no guaranty she smells good. With a rack like that she's still get work even if she smelt of old nappies.In a week that saw Pa

My house smelled so good when I walked in from work today. I recently got a Free Renuzit TriScents Starter Kit and it transformed my home into a seaside oasis or at least it smelled like it. It was awesome! My starter pack came with three scents: Relaxing Waves, Beach Breezes, and Ocean Oasis and it automatically releases a scent every 45 minutes. As soon as I got my free sample, I ripped open t

O álbum "The Hawk Is Howling" tem edição prevista apenas para meados de Setembro, mas já circula o video do tema "The Sun Smells Too Loud" para nos aguçar o apetite para o novo trabalho dos escoceses Mogwai.Site | MySpace | Wikipédia

Seit März diesen Jahres wurde bekannt, dass Halle Berry ihr eigenes Parfüm auf den Markt bringen wird. Es soll Anfang nächsten Jahres im Handel erhältlich sein. Nun wurde das Werbevideo gedreht, in dem Halle leicht bekleidet in einem durchsichtigen weißen Kleid zu sehen ist (für Fotos hier klicken!). "Seit Jahren stelle ich mir meinen eigenen Duft her, in dem ich verschiedene Düfte zu haus

By Jennifer Gibson, PharmD Could the treatment of psychiatric and mood disorders be as simple as eating more fish? Fish oil contains, specifically docosahexanoic acid (DHA) and eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA), which are known to have positive cardiovascular outcomes. Fish oil intake, through diet or supplementation, has noteworthy effects on lowering total cholesterol, lowering LDL ("bad" cholester

Could the treatment of psychiatric and mood disorders be as simple as eating more fish? Fish oil contains, specifically docosahexanoic acid (DHA) and eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA), which are known to have positive cardiovascular outcomes. Fish oil intake, through diet or supplementation, has noteworthy effects on lowering total cholesterol, lowering LDL (”bad” cholesterol), and increasin

I hope everyone made it out to see Fleet Foxes last night. Sonic Itch has a great little "getting to know" piece up on the band today. Go check it out if you get a chance. But now, more new music... I'll go on record saying that I'm not the biggest fans of the Glasgow group Mogwai. I've only slightly enjoyed their instrumental records up to this point, and when I heard they had a new album coming

This morning we met a student group at the Singapore Fishery Port to show them the start of the supply chain for fish products. I’m a lecturer/trainer, and we work with the local logistics association to arrange site visits and the like for students as well as practioners. In the case of students, it’s so [...]

I was trying not to go there but it’s the truth. You see I’ve been wearing this stainless steel ring with a small dragon engraved on it on the middle finger of my right hand for years now. I’m wearing the ring in the picture of Scot Duke and myself taken in The Foundation Room of [...]

Subject: My Yellow Labrador Retriever lives in the water, but she smells horrible afterwards - part II.From: Susan (USA)Labrador Retriever Name: MaggieReader's E-mail - Susan's Response:Fay,Please see my answers below. We've started spraying her with a dog deodorant, but it's still almost unbearable.Below you will find the questions I asked with Susan's answers in red:Is it a sour or rancid type o

For the first time in Russia, the cost of aviation kerosene at the country’s airports has exceeded the world level. The average price for the kerosene in Europe has lowered 8 percent since May, but the prices in Russia that were fixed in early June stand still, driving up the prices for charter... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Subject: My Yellow Labrador Retriever lives in the water, but she smells horrible afterwards.From: Susan (USA)Labrador Retriever Name: MaggieReader's E-mail - Susan Writes:Maggie loves to swim, however, as we get further into the summer, she’s starting to smell so bad that I can hardly stand to have her in the house!She gets groomed regularly and bathed often enough. To rule out the obvious, the

It can hear you, it can see you, it can feel you and it can smell you and its all made with nuts and bolts. The POMI (Penguin rObot for Multimodal Interaction) is a penguin shaped robot designed by the Electronics and Telecommunications Research Institute (ETRI), Korea, and it kind of looks to silly, but [...]

Remember how last week, we were told about how the downtown area (near James Hook) has been plagued with the stench of rotting lobster (here)? And then separately we were told that the Cape is going to be pestered this year by the emergence of the cicadas (here)? Well, it gets worse. I read today that some sort of strange "weather phenomenon" on the Cape is causing it to smell bad there as well.

The Sporting won by the Benfica 1-0 in game of the 4th day of the second phase of the junior championship, reinforcing its status as leader highlighted when there are only two days to the end.The lone goal was pointed by Wilson Eduardo at the end of the first part (40m). The forward had entered into field only six minutes before surrendering to the injured William Eduardo and highlighted the goal

Can Certain Hairstyles and Smells Make a Headache Worse? Newsweek Certain hairstyles, perfume and even earrings can trigger or worsen a headache. "During a migraine, the scalp is hypersensitive," says Dr. Seymour Diamond, ... Readmore... [Source : Google News]Tags: hairstyles, hair styles, headache, health, beauty, fashion [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, o

It’s about time. But she finally did it. Admitted that she has been beaten. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will endorse Senator Barack Obama on Saturday, bringing a close to her 17-month campaign for the White House, aides said. Her decision came after Democrats urged her on Wednesday to leave the race and allow the party to coalesce around Mr. Obama. - Clinton to End Bid and Endorse Obama

Sängerin und Songwriterin Avril Lavigne verriet nun, dass sie ein eigens Parfüm auf den Markt bringen will! "Dress and smell like me" lautet wohl ihr Motto. Den Duft wird es nächstes Jahr geben. Avril plant dieses Projekt bereits seit 3 Jahren planen und ist froh, dass nun alles ins Rollen kommt.(Quelle, Bildquelle)

RIO DE JANEIRO (AFP) - A drug trafficker managed to continue his illicit operations while living the high life behind bars in a Brazilian prison until guards discovered his ill-gotten gains this week, the newspaper O Globo reported Tuesday.Gilson Lino da Silva had 280,000 reals (172,000 dollars) of cash stashed under the mattress of the king-sized bed he had in his cell, which was also decked out

British alternative pop group Palladium performed a cover of the Nirvana smash 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' at the Stella McCartney fashion show in Liverpool on Sunday (June 1), where Nirvana drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl was in attendanc

New research suggests that religious leaders may have been sitting on a potential treatment for depression all along. Even hippies seem to have caught on to the healing powers of incense long before the academic world.A team of researchers from John Hopkins University and the Hebrew University in Jerusalem studied the psychoactive effects of burning incense. Researcher, Raphael Mechoulam "found

I have to stop and ask myself - self, do you really buy the shit that American Airlines (AA) is spewing?   They’re upping ticket prices and charging to check all luggage.  Granted, I recognize the fuel increases, but correct me if I’m wrong - wasn’t AA just HEAVILY fined for shoddy flight inspections? Think they’re [...]

Reader Question I smell a sort of sweet aroma coming from the vents when I run the defrost. I can’t get the drive side window or side windows to clear up when it’s humid and there is a need to clear the glass. The right side of the car is great. Almost all the guts of my [...]

Its not often that a photographer manages to capture the moment a z-list celebrity detects the whiff of their very own desperation, but Nikki Grahame has proved that nothing is impossible... Attending a Celebrity Soccer Six charity match at The New Den, home of Millwall FC, Nikki Grahame looked as if she could visibly detect the scent of desperate celebrities clutching to the last dregs of their

The European Championships may not have the allure of the World Cup but the football is often much better. Here’s hoping Euro 2008 will be a huge success in Austria and Switzerland and to celebrate its arrival may I present Mixtape #4 ever so footily titled ‘Kicks Like A Puyol’. All the action begins on the 7th June and continues right up until the last Sunday of the month. Because Ireland h

Is your nose itching for a new sensation ? Robert Blackson professor at England’s University of Sunderland created a new exhibition dedicated to “extinct and impossible smells“. What you cand do at this exhibition ? Well, for a limited time you can smell some crazy things like: a medieval doctor’s first aid kit for plague [...]

If someone covers his nose and mouth to hold back from puking, and says that you smell like a rotting fish, or smelly gym socks or even garbage, don't get mad. Get help. You could be like teacher Tammy Gobind in San Diego. Tammy Gobin is suffering from a rare disease called trimethylaminuria, or fish malodor syndrome. It makes people smell repulsive. Tammy Gobind spent two years and $20,000 in medical bills which finally convinced her doctors, she is in fact suffering from that rare stinky disease.Cashman, a San Diego-based doctor, runs one of just three research institutes in the world that study trimethylaminuria. It is a disease that prevents the body from metabolizing trimethylene, a small, pungent chemical that comes from an essential food source, coline. Many people can break it dow

Freshly cut grass. Especially at this time of year - it always makes me think of spring. Freshly made bread - who DOESN’T like that smell! Baby head smell. Any mother knows exactly what I’m talking about. Petrol. I have no idea, I just love the smell of petrol when we’re in a gas station. J after he’s had [...]

Join the Message Board A stiff breeze blows across the European continent, bringing with it the smell of manure from Dutch farms. Dutch farmers, banned from spreading the stinky stuff during winter, are spreading it ‘en masse’, trying to rid themselves of over-supply. The manure maneuver is going to leave a foul smell in the noses of [...]

Join the Message Board A stiff breeze blows across the European continent, bringing with it the smell of manure from Dutch farms. Dutch farmers, banned from spreading the stinky stuff during winter, are spreading it ‘en masse’, trying to rid themselves of over-supply. The manure maneuver is going to leave a foul smell in the noses of [...]

A stiff breeze blows across the European continent, bringing with it the smell of manure from Dutch farms. Dutch farmers, banned from spreading the stinky stuff during winter, are spreading it 'en masse', trying to rid themselves of over-supply.The manure maneuver is going to leave a foul smell in the noses of Londoners for a couple more days until the wind direction changes. According to the Met Office, the scent is worse that usual due to stagnant winds which let the aroma build up.London newspapers have dubbed the phenomenon 'Le Stink.' A National Farmers Union spokesman said if UK leaders go ahead with a similar idea to ban winter-time manure spreading, the UK has nothing to look forward to but more smelly days. Source: www.cnn.com

Spring's bloom may not smell so sweet anymore, as pollutants from power plants and automobiles destroy flowers' aromas, a new study suggests.The finding could help explain why some pollinators, particularly bees, are declining in certain parts of the world.Researchers at the University of Virginia created a mathematical model of how the scents of flowers travel with the wind. The scent molecules produced by the flowers readily bond with pollutants such as ozone, which destroys the aromas they produce.So instead of wafting for long distances with the wind, the flowery scents are chemically altered. Essentially, the flowers no longer smell like flowers."The scent molecules produced by flowers in a less polluted environment, such as in the 1800s, could travel for roughly 1,000 to 1,200 meters

News: 07-04-2008: A novel, well executed approach to the grunge anthem. Denis Blagushin trio Denis Blagushin - Guitar ; Pascal Langlois - Bass ; Valentino Ramos de Figueiredo - drums Smells Like Teen Spirit Jazz-Fusion Cover This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more!

your hair smells like oranges this evening. you put your little arms around me and say 'i love you mommy. i sorry i cried when you say no' i look at you and kiss your head i mentally jawdrop a little at your sentence construction we cuddle up on the couch and watch the most annoying dvd of all time (kidsongs. parents, just don't buy them. please) and you love it. the dumblooking children who

If I didn't know better, I would think my mom was here cooking up something tasty.  I get all the credit this time, but I've surely stepped into her shadow.I've cooked a small ham over night in the crockpot until it was tender and falling apart.  Then I chunked it up, put it in my table top roasting pot with it's juices and added green beans and potatoes.  It smells just like hers.I'm sort of patting myself on the back over that.So many times I will try to recreate the dishes she makes and fall short of the mark even if I am back home using everything in her kitchen.  As my nephew would joke, don't let CW near the okra.  My mother can pan fry it to perfection.  Mine is...well...not.  :-)Today I find it comforting that my kitchen smells like home.  I'

  Prime Minister Koirala seems to be protecting the foul-smelling monarchy against his party manifesto capitalizing on the rising communist violence. The sister organization of the CPN (Maoist), the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

We all think our bosses stink, but now a boss in Serbia has said the same of his employees, particularly their underwear.The utterly bizarre memo sent to staff in the office said employees must be....read more digg story

While some people are enjoying the dawn of spring, I am gagging. Literally. I think we have a dead bird in our chimney. Wanna come over for dinner? The meat's, uh, fresh. Or at least recently thawed.

I've heard from several places that your sense of smell is the one most closely allied with memory. I think it has something to do with proximity in the brain or something (I'm not a neurologist so that could all be bunk--who knows?) At any rate, here's a list of smells that I just LOVE. Some are pretty normal and will get some agreement and then there are a few that might give too much away and you'll be convinced I'm whacked.Ah well, I'll take the risk.1. Real Grapefruit. I love cooking with limes, when I cut them I always pause to take a sniff, and mandarin oranges are Christmas all over but my favorite citrus is grapefruit. I probably like the smell of a tree-ripened grapefruit because it reminds me of visiting my grandparents in Chandler, Arizona when I was younger. They had a

Hace tiempo en la red apareció un perfume con olor a vagina, que causó estragos en forma de posts por toda la red. Si pensábamos que se había llegado a los extremos en cuanto a productos realmente asquerosos, va alguien y se lanza al mercado con Sécrétions Magnifiques, o lo que es lo mismo [...]

Is it just me or do all moms test far too many things with their noses throughout the course of the day? Just yesterday I sniffed at the milk to see if it had turned, checked some bed sheets to see if I could smell pee, followed a nasty trail to the basement where our cat had gotten sick, sniffed through a pile of clothes to see if they were dirty, and tracked down my son’s moldy snow boots. (Picture me, the ginormous nose with a Sherlock Holmes cap on top…)Was it pregnancy that heightened my sense of smell? I can root out the one poopy child in a room of twenty. I can find that one (okay, maybe two...all right...three!) rotten Tupperware containers at the back of my frig. I can walk into a room and within seconds drop to my knees in search of an accosting odor. (This superpower only s

The home fragrance market is booming. From perfume, toiletries, and cosmetics to pre packaged foods. It is currently a multi billion dollar industry that continues to show strong growth. The strongest growth has taken place in the last 5 years and is expected to continue through 2007 and beyond. Western Europe, Japan, and the US continue to lead with 65 percent of demand and over three-quarters

One semester while I was in college, I did a volunteer internship at a local hospital as a chaplain. Every Sunday afternoon, I would stroll the fourth floor with my guitar and Bible singing and sharing Scripture and encouragement with folks who needed to smile. The fourth floor was reserved for senior citizens, so as a 20-year-old college junior, I felt right at home. That was sarcastic. The emanating smells were beautiful and fragrant like lilies in the spring. No. The sights were glorious and majestic like the pristine waters of the Caribbean Sea. Not quite. Some days it was really hard to drive out there and do my thing. Some of the folks were bitter and hard. Life had dealt them a bad hand and they wanted me to know all about it. They wanted me to taste a small dose of the b

Eleven railway stations are currently testing a device to broadcast perfume in their undergrounds and their corridors.These perfumes are aimed at strengthening the feeling of cleanliness, and especially to create a different and unique atmosphere.The eleven stations are: Musée d'Orsay, Invalides, Chaville, Rive Gauche, La Verrière, Plaisir Grignon, Rambouillet, Saint-Cyr, Saint Quentin en Yvelines, Trappes, Versailles-Chantiers and Defense.Some people will pass by to ask you your opinion on this device.Via Anous.fr

The other day at work I only had one patient while everyone around me had two...Why? Because my patient had delivered her baby, but not her placenta -- and could end up being a surgical patient at any moment. She was a 23 week IUFD (Intrauterine Fetal Demise). Sometimes the placentas don't come out on their own and we have to go to the OR for a D&C.It was a busy day so I was floating around, watching patients while their nurses got theisr other patients an epidural or whatever.Several times I watched a certain patient for K. This patient had SROMed the previous morning -- at 36 wks gestational age. (SROM = spontaneous rupture of membranes) and was being induced. But her cervix had not changed, not at all. And she was pretty much a shoe-in for a C-Section, but her doctor was deliv

Wayne Rooney's girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin's perfume is the best-selling scent this Christmas. She's flogged 500,000 bottles of her fragrance, called Coleen. Doesn't that sound like something you'd use to wash the windows? "A bottle of Coleen." Coleen has out sold the likes of Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears. What does Britney's smell like? Is it chips and beer. Kate Moss also had a fragrance out. I guess that smells like Britney's, just without the chips. My favourite perfume being advertised on the TV is "Touch of Pink". Who wants to smell like a touch of pink? Wouldn't... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit www.newsplus.co.nr for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Aquí toda la potencia interpretativa de Nirvana y sobretodo de Kurt Cobain, que según dicen los fans y críticos tenía en común con Lennon por que escribía directamente del corazón….

Game Day: Guitar Hero Smells Like Wii Spirit - Guitar Hero makes you feel too much like you’re in a Japanese video game arcade? (Heck, they have taiko drums and stuff.) Rather use it as a way of reinventing how you play the guitar — aside from, of course, spending thousands on a robot guitar from Gibson or experimenting with new tuning systems?Here’s yet [...] More: continued here Other Review: After Fajr (Audio CD)

  Mariah stopped by the Ellen Degeners show today to talk turkey and about perfume. “You smell a little like s’mores,” Ellen said, welcoming the divine diva to her show. “I’m not really a fragrance girl. I don’t really like scents,” Carey contended as she spritzed her host from head to toe with her new perfume, M by [...]

Dear Murray I’m having a problem with foot odor. Whenever I get intimate with a girl, and take my shoes off, it kills the moment. It’s ruining my sex life. Please help! -Fungied in Franklin Hills Oh jesus. This reminds me of those Gold Bond powder commercials. You know the ones. GOLD BOND STOPS MALE ITCH. I knew this guy in college. I won’t call him a friend because, well, he disgusted and annoyed the fuck out of me. He would wear sandals with socks and you could fuckin smell nothing but feet within a 20 mile radius of this motherfucker. We were watching a movie in this little newsroom lounge and the fucker was eating Cheetos. Now, all people have the same issue when dealing with eating Cheetos. Some people prefer to suck the cheese powder off their fingertips. Myself, I like to wash my hands. What this motherfucker did, however, blows my mind to this very day. He held his fucking fingers up to his mouth like a toothbrush and began “brushing&rdquo

Nirvana fue una célebre banda estadounidense de rock, procedente de seattle, Washington. Con el éxito del sencillo "Smells Like Teen Spirit", del álbum Nevermind, Nirvana escaló las listas musicales en todo el mundo e inició la explosión de lo que hasta ese momento era punk underground y rock alternativo en la escena musical mundial, en un movimiento al que los medios de la época se referirían como "grunge"".Video - Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit

I have a candle burning in my room and the sugar cookie potpourri burning downstairs and the house smells of baked goods. It makes my toes warm. I bought some clay last month and I’m going to make some small charms for maybe cell phone straps or a few necklaces. I’m thinking I’ll definitely make some cinnamon buns, but I’m sure I’ll throw in a few pieces of pumpkin pie, donuts, etc. Any other food suggestions for these little charms? Sorry I haven’t had much to say lately. (It’s November 5th, so we’re watching V for Vendetta)

About This Video: Democratic Leaders Bill and Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, John Kerry, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi state their case.Smells Like Teen Spirit From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"Smells Like Teen Spirit" is a song by the American rock band Nirvana, and the opening track and lead single from the band's 1991 breakthrough album Nevermind. Written by Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and Dave Grohl and produced by Butch Vig, the song uses a verse-chorus form where the main four-chord riff is used during the intro and chorus to create an alternating loud and quiet dynamic.The unexpected success of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" propelled Nevermind to the top of the charts at the start of 1992, often marked as the point where alternative rock entered the mainstream. "Teen Spirit" was Nirvana's first and biggest hit, reaching number six on the Billboard Hot 100 and placing high on music industry charts all around the world in 1991 and 1992."Smells Like Teen Spirit" received many critical

This post on dog food blog is about a complex technology (which I won’t dig into) and it amazes me that this technology is used ‘just’ to get dogs to say ‘mmmm… boss, that food you bought smells really nice‘ and at the same time I think this is so interesting and exiting. It makes [...]

The scent of a woman is more attractive at certain times of the month, suggests a new study that had men sniffing women's armpit odor. "We were interested whether armpit odor changes across menstrual cycle," said study author Jan Havlieek of the Department of Anthropology at Charles University, Prague. "To test this, we asked a group of women to wear cotton pads in their armpits for 24 hours." The women didn't wear perfumes, use deodorants, eat spicy or smelly foods, smoke, drink alcohol or use hormonal contraceptives such as the pill. Body odor was collected during three phases: menstrual (at the beginning); follicular (between the first day of menstruation and the onset of ovulation); and luteal (the fertile stage). "The fresh pads were subsequently rated for their attractiveness and intensity by a group of 42 men," Havlieek told LiveScience. The most attractive smells, men said, were from the time between the first day of menstruation and o

NTT Docomo unveiled its prototype mobile phone ‘Wellness Navigator’ during CEATEC 2007, which measures bad breath, body fat content, pulse rate and offers pedometer function. The Wellness Navigator is manufactured by Mitsubishi and no words on availability and pricing yet. (Picture 1: measuring bad breath) (Picture 2: offering pedometer function) (Picture 4,5: measuring body fat content) (Picture 6,7: measuring pulse rate) tags technorati : Docomo wellness navigator fitness phone

Lily Allen shoved a reggae singer off stage at the Notting Hill Carnival yesterday, so he threw beer over her head. Oh no, she'll be crying on her MySpace over this one. "(Sobs) I ended up smelling of booze. (sniffs) If I wanted to do that I'd be Amy Winehouse." Fans saw Lily, clutching a pint of Guinness, scramble on to the set during Bobby Kray's performance and wrestle him for the mic. She then pushed him off the edge. Starting a fight in London with someone of the surname Kray is always risky, even if he is a reggae singer. An onlooker said: "Lily looked very drunk and was talking in... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit www.newsplus.co.nr for full links, other content, and more! ]]

I’ve been tagged by my friend Hamede from Halwasat Hamede to blog my favorite smells, so here goes: Lets get the formalities out of the way first: Tag rules. Link back the person who tagged you. Tag 3 bloggers at least. You can use any language you want. Using photos is an option. My list: The smell of coconut & brasil nut soap The smell of chips & cheese with salt & vinegar The smell of my dad’s Turkish coffee on an easy/lazy Friday morning The smell of early morning fresh air while walking to work The smell of Machboos “Bahraini Dish”: lamb, beef or chicken I don’t care That’s it I guess ! I tag: Um naief Lorena aka Mrs Dynamite Gazza Seroo Naz Amoontie Favorite Smells, Personal, tagged

Kenny Sia kannasai again. Poor Kenny. A fellow Malaysian blogger, Galvin George Tan who was on vacation in Pattaya, Thailand spotted this article in there local newspaper. Galvin George Tan wrote:Excerpts:"You know the old adage that says "People learn from their mistakes (or the mistakes of others)"? It's not true! Somebody's work just got plagiarized again.My sis and I picked up a recent newspaper while we were on vacation in Pattaya, Thailand. It's called "Pattaya Today".It's filled with articles and advertisements that I couldn't care less about. That was until I flipped to a section called "Lighter Side".How enlightening indeed. Despite being discolored, distorted and cropped, one of the pictures looks too familiar.Heck! That isn't Pattaya. It looks more like my beloved hometown - Kuching. But that wasn't it. I recognized the picture from somewhere.Read further Galvin George Tan's blog"

K asked me to please spend less time on the computer. He's been complaining for awhile now that every night after our children go to bed I disappear into the internet world. He told me that he'd been feeling disconnected from me and wanted me to hang out with him more "after hours." He told me all this while I was sitting at the computer.I looked at him, looked at my computer, looked at him, back at the computer...I turned it off.Later, I put my arms around his neck and said,"I'm sorry you've been feeling disconnected from me. I'll try to spend less time on the computer at night. You're the most important person in the world to me..."Just then, a certain smell wafted up to my attention, so I added,"In fact, I love you so much that I made you a little fart."

I am totally not sure what is going on but it smells an awful lot like something died in the laundry room. I think it may have something to do with the fact that all of his wet stinky used clothing is sitting in there unwashed.  When you are close to 400lbs in the summertime you dont' smell so pretty!  Yuck.  Although, I seem to remember thinking it stunk even out in the yard so maybe something is dead and rotting out there.  I'm not going to try and check it out that is for sure! Well I also guess it could have something to do with his sneakers which are sitting in the doorway of the laundry room too.  But it kind of seems like a different smell than that to me. . . oh well, as I said, I won't do too much investigating because I am just afraid of what I might find out!

New babies have a certain smell. It’s a bit like the smell of a new car or a new carpet. It’s reassuring and makes you happy with your purchase; all-in-all it’s a very satisfying smell. Note: Babies don’t actually smell of new cars or new carpets they smell of, well, new babies and nor should did we purchase our one. Little P (as apt a nickname as there is at the moment for all the nappy changing action there’s been) has the new baby smell. But I’m not too satisfied with it; in fact, I just don’t like it. I think my brain is still associating the smell of the baby with the smell of the hot delivery room (blood, urine, faeces, that sort of thing) and it’s faintly off putting. Plus his umbilical cord stump is smelling pretty disgusting - as rotting flesh tends to do. And on top of that, there’s the smell of dirty nappies. When I hold him close to me I still have a wave of affection pass over my body as I know that this my son and I do

Did you even wonder what printing pages feel like? They are warm from fuser heat and smell like… well, they, probably, smell of just fused toner. Boring, right? Now imagine if a page you got took from printer gives off fragrances of lavender or roses. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet a perfumed printer. Sagem Communication makes its effort to improve the workplace atmosphere and presents a new concept in office aromatherapy: the Zen Cube. The cube attaches to the machine’s ventilation slots and diffuses a perfume specially developed by aroma therapists: “The perfume is diffused upon each printing (or receiving of a fax), with the activation of the ventilation system. The warm air (27° C) expelled by the machine slowly and steadily diffuses the perfume in the office via the Zen Cube, thereby creating a new workplace atmosphere.”

SECOND LIFE — a three-dimensional online society where publicity is cheap and the demographic is edgy and certainly computer-savvy — should be a marketer's paradise.But it turns out that plugging products is as problematic in the virtual world as it is anywhere else.At http://www.secondlife.com — where the cost is $6 a month for premium citizenship — shopping, at least for real-world products, isn't a main activity. Four years after Second Life debuted, some marketers are second-guessing the money and time they've put into it."There's not a compelling reason to stay," said Brian McGuinness, vice president of Aloft, a brand of Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide Inc. that is closing its Second Life shop and donating its virtual land to the nonprofit social-networking group TakingITGlobal.Linden Lab, the San Francisco firm that created Second Life, sells companies and people pieces of the landscape where they can build stores, conference halls and gardens. Individuals create

Simon Cowell is like sand in a bikini, he gets everywhere, and it can be annoying and cause chaffing.He's about to launch an X Factor aftershave and perfume.Really? I look at Steve Brookstein and I don't think I want to smell like him, presumably of fear.If the scent was to represent the contestants on the first few weeks of the show I guess it would be three parts gravy to one part tears.He's also launching X Factor toys and sweets. Why not? If the children in the UK are spending that long watching things like X Factor they're going to be obese anyway, why not cash in on that?I just worry where it will all end. Pop Idol sex toys? Just like normal sex toys but with a picture of Michelle McManus on them.If he sells them he'll make a killing on "Britain's Got Sickbags".

Paula Abdul attended the Fragrance Foundation-hosted FiFi Awards on May 31. While the picture doesn’t show it, you can bet she was wearing some Sexy Thoughts. It was a highlight of the premiere of “Hey, Paula!” The pop star-turned-”American Idol”-judge was crawling around the ground and mixing scents together to try and create her own signature scent. Yes, another celebrity perfume is on its way. And it’s Paula Abdul’s Sexy Thoughts, a name she said comes from what the scent makes her think of when she wears it. “It totally captures the spirit of who I am,” she told Access Hollywood in a recent interview. She also admitted that during the process of coming up with the fragrance, she had plans for another scent — one inspired by cat urine and dog poop — for fellow judge Simon Cowell. Oh, Paula. You’re so, um, what’s the word? Special. Yeah. That’s it. For more on Paula Abdul and “Hey, Paula,” che

I find myself agreeing more and more with Colonel Hunt lately. At the lead in to the war in Iraq Col. Hunt was always upbeat and positive but as we ramped up our military efforts he started noticing a lot of mistakes being made. Most of which were just plain dumb or at best poor judgment. I had such a moment myself when during the initial taking of Baghdad our forces let the Iraqi’s run rampant looting everything in sight. L. Paul Bremer said it was necessary to let the people “blow off steam” after the invasion. I was sitting in my living room and shaking my head wondering WTF they were thinking. What sort of message did it send to the people? Immediately after that was when they started raiding ammo depots and that of course led to the use of IED’s. And those improvised explosive devices my friends are the single biggest killer of our troops by far. One might even go so far as to lay the death and destruction caused by IED’s at the feet of Bremer and whoever else made that incre

Brandt, per la promozione dei frigoriferi della linea Biolyse Sistem, promette di risolvere uno dei peggiori problemi causati da questi elettrodomestici: evitare che gli odori dei diversi cibi si mescolino.Il successo della campagna è dovuto al fatto di essere riusciti a trattare un argomento abbastanza sgradevole e fastidioso, in maniera carina e divertente.Ecco infatti i tre visual creati dall'agenzia DDB di Parigi, che lasciano chiaramente intendere il messaggio pubblicizzato:Advertising Agency: DDB, Paris, FranceCreative Directors: Sylvain Thirache, Alexandre HervéHead of Art: Sophie MégrousArt Director: Martin DarfeuilleCopywriter: Edouard Pérarnaud(via)http://marketing-crazy.blogspot.com/atom.xml

Unlike me, Mum and Dad seem to need an array of perfumes and aftershave to keep them smelling nice. Mum is a big fan of Chanel, she says Chanel No.5 is a classic fragrance, closely followed by Allure. They both wear their fragrances every day: Mum often just sprays on a quick splash of Diesel but for special occasions out comes the Chanel. Dad's favourite is Obsession, but Mum thinks it is so

I was making Prawns & Green Mango Salad yesterday when Mr Little Nosey came over .....Mr Little Nosey: What's that smell?Me: It's called Basil. *I gave him a leaf and asked him to rub it and smell*Mr Little Nosey: Quite nice.Me: You can try this too. It's Mint Leaf. *Passing him a leaf*Mr Little Nosey: Hey!!! This one!!! It's toothpaste!! So they put this leaf inside the toothpaste!Wahahaha .....

I was making Prawns & Green Mango Salad yesterday when Mr Little Nosey came over .....Mr Little Nosey: What's that smell?Me: It's called Basil. *I gave him a leaf and asked him to rub it and smell*Mr Little Nosey: Quite nice.Me: You can try this too. It's Mint Leaf. *Passing him a leaf*Mr Little Nosey: Hey!!! This one!!! It's toothpaste!! So they put this leaf inside the toothpaste!Wahahaha .....

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Does humour belong in music? I don't know. Let's have a look, shall we?To kick us off, lets have a track that isn't actually music. But it is fuckin' funny & is from a hip-hop mix CD by DJ Yoda. So it kind of qualifies:Delta EbonicsOf course the man who has done the most, or some would argue the least, for humour in music is Mr Francisco Zappaterionoski. Here's one from the hippy-baiting 'We're only in it for the money', recorded with the original line up of the Mothers.Mothers of Invention - Take your clothes off when you danceI think this live version of BBGD is funnier than the original recording on Sheikh Yerbouti. Possibly due to the way that they corpse at the end. They also change 'homo' to 'Tonto', which not only is funnier, it also makes the track sound a little less homophobic:Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown goes downAnd this third one is from the album of the same name - a record about racial identity politics in the US. It isn't thought to be a particularly good exam

C’mon this girl is not sexy.Look at this bikini pic of hers.She has the flat and square body of teenager boy.I wonder if Whoring around makes someone sexy..Unless you wanna get lotta press coverage like MAXIM . Actress Lindsay Lohan laid claim to her title ‘hottest woman in the world’ by making an entrance in the briefest of minidresses. The twenty-year old actress arrived at Maxim’s 8th Annual Hot 100 party in New York in a supertight rainbow coloured number - which was sure to get her fans a little hot under the collar. Other stars in attendance were Hilary Duff, and X-Men’s Rebecca Romijn. Lindsay beat Jessica Alba, who placed second, Scarlett Johansson and Sienna Miller. At the event Lindsay teasingly showed off what looked like an engagement ring? But it’s probably safe to say that the actress was having a little joke with photographers when she showed off this sparkler on her ring finger. While her romance with Calum Best might be enterin