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My mom and dad were the quintessential blended family. He brought a sixteen year old daughter into their marriage and she brought six hungry boys.
You would think that seven mouths to feed back in the late sixties was enough, but apparently, my mom had a thing for even numbers, so they had me,...
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No one can make the case that the Toyota (TM) Prius is just a car for tree-hugging environmentalists. The vehicle has now sold one million units worldwide. The...
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I didn't have the ball, bitch! (image added by cubbiejulie)
I, Drew, find that I no longer am able to do the tasks as given by the Chicago Cubs franchise. (heh, Julie might be thinking something else) I find that I no longer able to stomach the 9th inning blown 4 run leads, or the mismanagement in the pen, or the inability to get timely hits. I wish to notify you that as of 11/1/07, I will no longer be a Cubs fan, unless the following things happen.
Stipulation 1: You beat the Sox 4 times winning the season series. Now this may not be too important but to me it is. I hate the Sox, I hate their announcers I hate their team and I dislike their players. If you could beat them, that'd go a long way in reestablishing morale.
Stipuation 2: You stay within 3 games of the division and or Wild Card.
No one wants to root for a loser, you spent a lot of money on this shit so it best start working the way you figured it would. Marquis a
If you've ever ventured around the blogosphere to any of the food sites, you wouldn't be surprised if they ended their recipes with a splooge frosting for extra taste and texture. With so much food porn floating around, you'd expect to get a little rough every now and again. On the contrary though, as most of the blog-foodies keep it clean like a TBS-version of Sex and the City. CMM News, however, points to a food porn advert that isn't scared to treat you like the dirty martini whore you are. He says it's NSFW, but I say fuck that.tags technorati : food porn
Seriously, you do not have much time left to escape. . .
Seven days into the new year, I know one of the most memorable, perhaps epiphanic, moments of it will be when I realized a girl just has not really experienced nature until she has had to face this choice: pull a half-chewed and undigested strip of plastic bag from her dog's butt, or continue to bruise her own ribs on dry heaves as the
If you happened to be one of the (I won't say poor) schmucks that plunked down a few grand on a PS3 last Christmas, you may want to shield your eyes. For the rest of you with some cash burning a hole in your pocket, do I have a treat for ...
