When I was exclusively a weight lifter 10 years ago, I always bought into the fact that after a workout, you needed a protein shake with the right amount of carbs and protein to "refuel" our muscles.Now that I am a runner _ and as a competitive as I am I am always looking for an edge _ I have bought into the same mantra: After a tough workout in the heat or a run of more than an hour, I make myse
Heidi Montag is trying to keep her 15 minutes of over-extended fame going. Heidi Montag really decided to push it after debuting her line Heidiwood. . According to NYMag.com, “It’s bad. So bad.”. Although it was a complete flop Heidi just keeps going. Perhaps she should listen to them and quit while she is ahead. What is she trying to achieve this time? Well, the one thing this little bubble gum of a blond IS good at. She wants butt implants.According to my favorite gossip blog JustJared, Miss Montag has already admitted to having rhinoplasty and a breast augmentation, so it seems butt implants would make perfect sense as the next step. If of course you are addicted to plastic surgery. I think that Heidi Montag is seriously trying to make me hate her. First the whole Hollywood sign
Hey, check out Daredevil's Ipod! No, Matt, I think you can safely assume no one suspects you have all that crap strapped to the top of your head. Most of us would find it dang distracting to get weather and traffic reports in the middle of a fight with Death Stalker, but apparently not you.As an aside, remember the first Sony Walkman? I couldn't afford one as a kid (they were around $200 at the time), so I spent $50 on a "Stereo-to-Go." It was about the size of a small child and could only play cassettes, but I thought it was the greatest development in audio technology when I played Oh, No! It's Devo! through it...._________________________________Wow, Matt. You've got serious self-esteem issues, brother. What's the lesson we're supposed to learn here? That disabled people can't be in rel
The paper's editors let op-Ed scribe George Smith get away with this gem:Money drives your votes and rarely does the underfunded candidate win.Sen. Susan Collins has raised $3.6 million for her 2008 re-election campaign while her Democratic challenger, U.S. Rep. Tom Allen, struggles along with just $2.2 million. Although she has one-third more money than Allen, Collins won't win by that margin. More like 10 to 12 percent.Smith is free to make whatever prediction he wants.But in an era where party money, DSCC and NRSC money and independent expenditures all matter, his suggestion that a campaign's health can be distilled down to one number is silly.And his claim that "rarely does the underfunded candidate win" is just plain wrong.There were 32 senate races in 2006 (Sen. Richard Lugar (R-IN) ran unopposed). Of those 32, the candidate with less money won in eight. (Scroll down to "Candidate Receipts and Party Spending in All Senate Races, 2006" for a .PDF.)That's nowhere near a majorit
Well, let's see how successful my first two-part blog entry worked out. It's easy to forget things over the weekend, but I'm sure my razor-sharp memory will come through.So, that's how you have an advantage over criminals, you say? With the power that I presume they also have?Oh, Superboy.... that's so cute. No, some people are just freaking evil, but you're sweet for trying to plead our case to the guy from Texas Titan.I think he tried to do some good deeds or something. I got all distracted wondering what part of his body that extreme heat was coming from.And then, um..... let me think. Oh, yeah!Reed Richards had a theory. He went on and on, so I just kinda skimmed those panels like I always do.And Ben got annoyed. So I started reading again. It ended somehow.There! Wasn't that great? We'll do more of those in the future.
Sometimes, it's not easy being a comic blogger. Some days, you read comic after comic, and there's just nothing to make fun of.And then along comes Adventure Comics #205. It's a story so full of snarky goodness, I can't put it all in one day's post.You know you're looking at fertile ground when they pull out the old doppelganger plot device. You know the shtick - similar powers, only the new guy is all mysterious and eventually reveals himself to be evil, which always surprises the protagonist even though a new guy crossing your paths with similar powers is never anything but evil.Um.... new guy? I don't know how they do it where you're from, but you're flying awfully close to Superboy. Let's leave enough room in between you for the Holy Spirit, what say?Love, the Comics Code AuthorityMOM! DAD? WHAT THE HELL? Feel free to blurt out my secret identity to a total stranger! When I'm wearing my super suit, I'm SUPERBOY! How hard is that? You ruin EVERYTHING!Is it just me, or is
1) One-Sentence Summation of My Post-Partum Sex-Life
I managed to make it past hubby’s birthday last week and our wedding anniversary without writing a post in his honour. Consider it my gift to him. But then the Mad Momma tagged me for the Worst Meme Ever. My task: to sum up my post-partum sex life in a single sentence. Should I take on the allegation that two vaginal births have
I feel I must counteract the seriousness of my previous post, with something silly. I took the following quiz over at blogthings.
Hmmm. You know what I get from the results?
Your Kiss is Black
Your kisses are amazing. You put a lot of effort into your kissing technique.
You are a perfectionist, and you never leave any kissing detail to chance.
When you’re kissing, you like to be in charge. You don’t enjoy someone else taking the lead.
You know you’re the best kisser. In fact, you’re often disappointed by how other people kiss.Kissing Type: ThoughtfulPeople See Your Kisses as: Amazingly unrealYou Kiss Best With: A Pink KisserStay away from: A Green Kisser
What Color Is Your Kiss?
I think it’s telling me I’m bossy. Rotfl.
Imagine that.
Mr. Fracas would probably make a face and tell them to tell him something he doesn’t already know.
However, because some time back, I hunted for images to create a post about lips and kisses, I did happe
Thanks to Colin Campbell for the following addition to my funny 404 error page list. Colin writes the Adelaide Green Porridge Cafe blog and is co-author of BlogpowerGreenpeace 404 page - Sorry! We couldn't find that page!My SSS for this week is a foray into the vlogosphere - a YouTube video clip:Web 2 point Ohhh! I am not sure what applications he was using but it I was impressed by the java (coffee that is) and the 'feed' they produced. I was wondering if he had ordered potato instead of pizza would it be considered a 'mash-up"?Ok I will give it a REST now.If you were looking for a more serious tutorial on Web 2.0 please take a look at this YouTube video: Web2 humor, SSS, sueblimely alexa
I appreciate seeing originality on the net especially humorous content:These 404 error pages amused me:TechnoratidesignviewHomestar Runnersnopes.comTwitter (I am now a friend of Twitter Error!)If you want to check out more 404 error pages have a look at the sites listed at 404 Research Lab.Interested in finding out to create your own 404 error pages? HTMLSource has a good explanation.My mind is racing now, trying to think one up myself.EnjoyTags: Humor sueblimely alexa
I predict that Global warming is going to lead to skimpier clothes and more food for the world. In my book that is a plus. But will Global Warming really do that. Yes. People will wear less clothes and with...
This really doesn't have much of anything to do with Christmas, but I just ran across this collection of proofs over at godlessgeeks and had a good laugh. Enjoy. It might just make you a hit around the table with your Christian relatives this year.
