Image: tassomanLet me tell you a story about a big bottom.Before I got ill I was a size 18 with a more than ample backside. One day my then partner and I decided to take my daughter and her friend, the girl who went on to become what I call my ‘almost’ daughter, to a river up on the High Peak.We had a lovely time up there. The sun was shining from a clear blue sky (remember those summers?) so
Nasubukan mo na ba nung bata ka na pinangakuan ka ng nanay mo na kakain sa labas tapos hindi natuloy? Yung matagal mong hinintay, tapos sobrang excited ka, maaga ka lagi natutulog, ang sigla sigla mo sa umaga, tapos parang ang bilis bilis ng takbo ng araw, tapos pag gising mo sa araw na yun, biglang sasabihin na "anak may importante akong gagawin, hindi tayo matutuloy". Oo naiintindihan
Bueno es común que en nuestras vidas metamos las patas de vez en cuando, o peor aún que Murphy se salga con las suyas, por eso la célebre frase "shit happens" en situaciones en las que si existe la posibilidad de que algo salga mal, pues simplemente saldrá mal.Esta es la primera de una serie de entregas de fotos y momento acongojantes en las que lo único que uno puede pensar es shit happens...Alerta las siguiente imágenes pueden alterar la sensibilidad del expectador."La Masacre de Mercedes" en BerlínLas siguientes imágenes de infarto son de un grupo de lujosos Mercedes Benz que encontraron su fatalidad al estar estacionados debajo de una grúa, que en paz descancen esos vehículos R.I.PMostrar imágenes"Vía: Dark Roaster Blend Lo único que puedo decir es.... qué desperdicio....
Eighth Place - In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.Seventh Place - A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.Sixth Place - While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.Fifth Place - Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he f
From my book "The Plain Truth About God"Taoism-Shit happens. Confucianism- Confucius say, "Shit happens". Calvinism- Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough. Buddhism- If shit happens, it really isn`t shit. Seventh Day Adventist- No shit on Saturdays Zen- What is the sound of shit happening? Hedonism- There`s nothing like a good shit happening. Hinduism- This shit happened before. Mormon- This shit is going to happen again. Islam- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Moonies- Only happy shit really happens. Stoicism- This shit is good for me. Protestantism- Let the shit happen to someone else. Catholicism- Shit happens because you are BAD. Hare Krishna- Shit happens rama rama. Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to US? Zoroastrianism- Shit happens half the time. Christian Science- Shit is in your mind. Atheism- Sheeit. Existentialism- What is shit anyway? Rastafarianism- Let`s smoke this shit. Jesuitism- If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit
Now an accident on its own is bad, but smashing a police car is worse. Who knows, maybe it was the police that screwed up in the first place. Well given that am just about to go to bed, don’t know what to say more about this besides, SHIT HAPPENS!!!
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You bet it does! This new t-shirt by Busted Tees has made my day...Inspired by the famous game Tetris "shit happens" brings back all the high school memories. I remember I was so addicted to that freaking game and at the same time such a lousy player that I almost got depressed... oh boy... Just take a closer look into what's going on in the game on the t-shirt!Shit Happens* Links in this post are affiliates
Esta es una de las sorpresas más inesperadas y divertidas del salón. Es una colección de gags de una página del autor alemán Ralph Ruthe donde mediante el humor absurdo y un dominio completo de la técnica, pone al límite a sus personajes para provocarnos una risa en al menos el 80% del libro. Ágil, fresco y muy pero que muy gracioso.
It doesn't have to do anything with the main concept of my blog, but I found this hillarious.
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
- Taoism: Shit happens.- Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.- Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.- Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.- Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.- Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.- Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.- Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.- Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.- Unitarian: Shit that hap
