Big Snack and Diegopierogisnat@gmail.compierogisnat.blogspot.comIt’s a HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!! In the Burgh we love our Penguins and we also love veteran Pens announcer Mike Lange. Lange was the Penguins' television announcer from 1975 until 2006. Lange now calls the game’s for Pens radio affiliate 105.9 The X, with the Ole’ Two-Niner, Phil Bourque. [read more]
A lot of the English language seems to have been developed as some kind of elaborate practical joke. It's full of little sayings and idioms that on their face make no sense at all, and if traced back to their origins are downright horrifying.read more | digg story
One of my grandmother’s favorite sayings was don’t borrow trouble. A rain cancellation, a bad medical report, an unwelcome guest - she didn’t believe in worrying about something that might not happen. According to Grandmother, when you borrow trouble, it’s hard to return.
As a child, I not only borrowed trouble, I used it to [...]
68: slang for "you do me and I'll owe you one"
69: mutual oral sex where the partners lie with their genitals facing
each others mouths
80: slang for a threesome
86'd: Dumped, dropped, or left behind
88: Slang for an orgy
I teach at a special school.If my students misbehave I cannot send them home. The rules state that they must finish their term in prison.My wife likes to cook by herself. That's why every evening I eat out.I have pencils all over the house that don"twrite. I guess I should sharpen them.I went to the dry cleaner and asked if I could get overnite service. They said yes. I said ok, where do I sleep?My wife and 6 children like to have extra toilet paper rolls in the house. We have about 40 rolls. Too bad we only have one bathroom.
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulc
Saying I love you and being in love is almost magical. Some say love is forever; others say love never fails. Some say it is wonderful while other say love just stinks. These are just a few of the many things people say about love. One thing is for certain, the [...]
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The front-page headline of the mainstream media yesterday was on the Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s speech at the Gerakan-MCA joint Chinese New Year open house in Penang on the first day of the Chinese New Year of the Rat, viz:“LISTEN – Heed what the people say and correct your mistakes” – New Straits Times;“Listen …Hear out the people and correct mistakes, PM tell leaders” – The Star; and“Dengar masalah rakyat – Arahan Perdana Menteri kepada pemimpin BN supaya terus dapat sokongan” – Utusan Malaysia.Which Gerakan or MCA national leader present at the Gerakan-MCA joint Chinese New Year open house would have dared tell or just whispered to Abdullah that it was the Prime Minister himself who needed such advice most!Let me here tell the Prime Mini
Here is a good collection of cute Good morning Sms messages,good morning greetings,lovily good morning sms quotes,good morning jokes which are designed and precomposed to send to your lovers,friends,etc via mobile phone.It is a good thing to SMS a friend with these good morning sms's saying him that you remember him/her everyday!Wishing u.. Gud Morning-Gud Afternoon-Gud Evening-Gud Nighthey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money dear...Gud Mor...Good Morning...Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. ThanksTreat every1 with politeness,even those who r rude to U.....Not bcoz they r not nice,But bcoz You are nice....!!!Good morning!Receive my simple gift of gudmorning wrapped with my love,tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!All mornings are lik Paintings:-U need some inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up &a SMS from some1 who cares 2 brigh
Do you have any lovers or friends?Do you miss someone badly?Then you came to the right place.Here is a great collection of free love sms messages,love quotes,love sayings,cute sms messages,lovily text messages which are precomposed and you can send them via mobile phone.i love 'y'i love 'o'i love 'u'put them together.....I LOVE YOU.I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but she back sooner than expected!i asked her why?She said "an angel does'nt need 2 watch over another angel!In the morning, I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of you, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I AM HUNGRY!!!A B C D E F G H I J K L M N OP Q R S T V W X Y Z ..Did I missed anything?Yes! i miss "U"If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.Luv U raa...Remember me lik pressed flower in ur book.It may not be having any fragrance,but wil remind
A grand collection of funny sms,funny messages,funny quotes,funny sayings,and funny jokes designed to send as sms messages via mobile phone.All of these funny sms,quotes,jokes are very useful to send to your friends,lovers,etc.If you have any friends,these funny sayings,quotes,sms messages will make them your best friends.Can we do romance tonight?I'm in a good mood......Just a little bit of kissing and biting..reply me soon!urs lovingly"MOSQUITO"Do U like mathematics?If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!!When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...VOTE. U dirty mind, Elections are very near, but I know what you were thinking!!Boy: I am not rich like Kiran, I don't even have a bike like kiran. But I really love you!Girl: I lov you too, but tell me more about Kiran..Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....Bcoz, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily!Dream makes everything possible,Hope makes everything
- Anywhere you hang your @ is home. - The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. - A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. - Great groups from little icons grow. - Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. - C: is the root of all directories. - Don't put all your hypes in one home page. - Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. - The modem is the message. - Too many clicks spoil the browse. - The geek shall inherit the earth. - A chat has nine lives.
Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not really married." "It's only a cold sore." "Looks aren't important to me. I like you for your personality." "Size isn't important." "This won't hurt, I promise." "We don't have to go all the way, we'll just lie here and hold each other." "We'll always be together." A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. A man in the house is worth two in the street. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. All the good ones are taken. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant Do it only with the best. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. Fornication: Term used b
1. Arise and awake to establish the Divine Attributes (Saisamrajya) based on the foundation of Truth, Right conduct, Peace and Love.2. All is one; be alike to everyone. The world is one; be good to everyone.3. Be good, see good and do good. That is the way to God.4. Our life becomes one of fulfillment when we live in morality.5. Money comes and goes; but morality comes and grows!6. Time consumes everyone…..So do not waste time. Time wasted is life wasted.7. The past is beyond recovery. We are not sure of the future. The given moment is the right time. Do not delay; do right action.8. Silence is the only language of the realized. It is only in the depth of silence that the voice of God can be heard. Silence stills the waves of one's heart.9. Life is lost in dreaming and being is lost in becoming.10. Do not be misled by this illusory world. Realize the permanent Divine Spirit - the ultimate and absolute Reality, unchanged and eternal, without end or beginning.11. One who understands t
Wedding invitation sayings on your wedding invitation wording can be a great way in making your wedding invitation touching. The words on your wedding invitation sayings such a combination or word decoration in your wedding invitation wording. Your wedding invitation sayings gives a combination between your wedding date information and your life's desire. And you can share your wedding invitation sayings with your friends. Beside of that you can make your wedding invitation wedding become a creative wedding invitation card on your own.Actually you can put the wedding invitation sayings anywhere you like on your wedding invitation layout. You can put those wedding invitation sayings before the wedding invitation wording or after it. Or you can put the wedding invitation sayings whether on the front or back of the page of the wedding invitation card. Many people like to put the wedding invitation saying in the back of the wedding invitation card.If you want to have a unique wedding sayi
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I have a fascination with addiction recovery sayings or catch phrases. You know the ones, you see them from time to time plastered on the back bumper of someone’s vehicle. Easy Does It…or something to that effect. But have you ever wondered why there are literally hundreds of these addiction recovery sayings? I have. I’ve come up with my own answer, see if you agree. (more…)
By What Winners Do
I have a fascination with addiction recovery sayings or catch phrases. You know the ones, you see them from time to time plastered on the back bumper of someone’s vehicle. Easy Does It…or something to that effect. But have you ever wondered why there are literally hundreds of these addiction recovery sayings? I have. I’ve come up with my own answer, see if you agree. (more…)
O children of Adam, I am the Ever Alive and will never die. Act on what I have commanded you and avoid what I have forbidden you from. So that I shall give you eternal life in which you never die.O children of Adam, I am the King Who will never be overthrown. When I command, it will be so. Obey Me in what I have commanded you to do and refrain from what I have prohibited you. So that when you command, it will be so.O children of Adam, when you speak of good and practice evil, you are head of hypocrites. When your appearance is pleasant but your inner self is ugly, you are the most perditious of the perditious ones.O children of Adam, no one can enter My blissful station (heaven) unless he or she humbles himself or herself before Me, interrupts his day in My remembrance, denies himself the worldly desires for Me, extends his brotherhood and sisterhood to strangers and helps the poor, and is compassionate to those in suffering, and is generous to orphans and treats them as would a kind f
Sayings of the Jewish BuddhistIf there is no self, whose arthritis is this?Be here now.Be someplace else later.Is that so complicated?Drink tea and nourish life;with the first sip, joy;with the second sip, satisfaction;with the third sip, peace;with the fourth, a Danish.Wherever you go, there you are.Your luggage is another story.Accept misfortune as a blessing.Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems.What would you talk about?Zen is not easy.It takes effort to attain nothingness.And then what do you have?Bupkis.The Tao does not speak.The Tao does not blame.The Tao does not take sides.The Tao has no expectations.The Tao demands nothing of others.The Tao is not Jewish.Breathe in.Breathe out.Breathe in.Breathe out.Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.Each blossom has ten thousand petals.You might want to see a specialist.Be aware of your body.Be aware o
In one of my classes, my instructor gave us a fun activity (which had a point, but I forget what that was :p , but anyway...) where she got from somewhere, in which you're shown only the first half of some famous quotes. She gave us some time to see if we can fill out as much as we could. Then she told us that a 1st grade teacher gave her students the exact same activity. The answers by the 1st graders were quite hilarious.So, I thought I'd share this with everyone and I've included some other ones I've found over the internet. Try to see how many you know, then check your answers (as well as the 1st Grade answers).Enjoy ^_^A bird in the hand is...A journey of a thousand miles begins with a...A miss is as good as a...A penny saved is...A rolling stone...An idle mind is...As you shall make your bed, so shall you...Better late than...Better to be safe than..Children should be seen and not...Don't bite the hand that...Don't change the horses...Don't count your chickens...Don't put
The present article has been read by many of our visitors and greatly appreciated. Hopefully you will enjoy it likewise.So you need to give a speech at your best friend's wedding. Or perhaps it's your cousin's wedding, or possibly even your brother's wedding. And it unquestionably isn't unusual in this and age to give a speech at your mother's or father's wedding. Whatever the occasion though, the best way to get through the trial by ordeal of giving a speech is to get help from some tested and true marriage sayings.Ready-made wedding sayings are Clichéd for a reason. They work, they are - for the most part at lowest - sincere, and they cope to convey the subject across with no incompetent for words. Also which they make the chore of writing out a good marriage speech that much easier.If you're going to be Taking aspiration from any of the wedding sayings however, you do need to be measured not to overdo it. Don't make the integral speech, or even three quarters of it, one pe
Sayings of Saibaba of Shirdi Saibaba of Shirdi is revered as one of the greatest saints that India ever had. Worshipped as God incarnate, Saibaba had his sole mission to give blessings to one and all. Beyond the narrow boundaries of religions, castes, creeds Saibaba preached the universal religion of love. The sayings of Saibaba have been a rich resource of solace among the distresses lot of mankind. Devoid of any metaphysical intricacies and high sounding words, the sayings of Saibaba struck an immediate chord with people. Here are the eleven sayings of Shri Saibaba of Shirdi that has been the guiding principles for millions of his devotees across the world. No harm shall befall him who sets his foot on the soil of Shirdi.He who cometh to My Samadhi, his sorrow and suffering shall cease. Though I be no more in flesh and blood, I shall ever protect My devotees. Trust in Me and your prayer shall be answered.Know that My Spirit is immortal.Know this for yourself. Show unto Me he who soug
Everyone must have two pockets, so that he or she can reach into the one or the other, according to need. In the right pocket are to be the words: "For my sake was the world created," and in the left: "I am dust and ashes."Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him. And then choose that way with all his strength.~ Hasidic sayingAbout Hasidic Judaism | Hasidic Judaism (also Chasidic, from the Hebrew: Chassidus, meaning "piety", from the Hebrew root word chesed meaning "lovingkindness") is a Haredi Jewish religious movement. The movement originated in Eastern Europe (what is now Belarus and Ukraine) in the 18th century.What i like from Hasidic fundamental conceptions is the deeper bonding between God and creation and an effort to see the Glorious Face of Beloved all around.The teachings of Hasidism are founded on two theoretical conceptions: (1) religious panentheism, or the omnipresence of God, and (2) the idea of Devekus, communion between God and man. "Man," says
MENTAL STATUS: "Excited". Going away this weekend to Annapolis, MD with the family! Yay! Visiting good friends--who enjoy sushi just as much as we do. LOL!Anyhew, since it's Friday (and we all know how much I look forward to Fridays), I've got some funny sayings/thoughts from my favorite local newspaper columnist, Joe Gilbert. He listed quite a number of lines in the Sentinel, but I'm listing just a few of them here for your Friday viewing pleasure.** Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back.** All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.**The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.**Why do psychics have to ask your name?**Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm**What happens when you get scared to death twice?**My mechanic told me, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.**To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.**The problem with the gene pool is that there's no l
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Here is a brief list of words and sayings that I find interesting and particularly irritating. If you can think of any more (I couldn't remember them all) let me know:Stutter - Try having a stutter and pronouncing this word... "stu-stu-stu-stutt-stutt-stutt-stu-st-stu..." You get the point.Lisp - Try having a Lisp and pronouncing this word..."Lithp" that's just cruel.Friendly-Fire - I bet if you were hit by friendly fire it wouldn't seem so fucking friendly.Drink like a fish - fish live in water, they don't necessarily drink it. Silly.Sleep with - Let's be honest, when using this euphemism the last thing you are doing is sleeping.
A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon.A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!Don't forget to love yourself.He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.I see you in every passing faceI'll love you till the cows come home.If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit!It's a rainy day when you're not aroundLet love be your greatest aim.Life is the flower for which love is the honey.Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.Love makes everything lovely.Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?Love teaches
One of my grandmother’s favorite sayings was don’t borrow trouble. A rain cancellation, a bad medical report, an unwelcome guest - she didn’t believe in worrying about something that might not happen. According to Grandmother, when you borrow trouble, it’s hard to return.
As a child, I not only borrowed trouble, I used it to [...]
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