Satan

Speaking about sinister, over at Art Backwash, illustrative designer Von Glitschka takes a stab at designing a logo for Satan. Lots of branding potential. Established presence. Built-in market. Client brief mercifully short; A) 666 has to be in the logo. B) A brand name has to be developed. (Think Zoloft, Viagra or Crestor.) C) Must use “Red”. (Satan [...]

The Website Krugle.org, which lets programmers search through computer code that others have written and made available, released a list of the non-tech terms most commonly included in these programs. The most popular term: “Knuth,” a reference Donald Knuth, a famous computer scientist. It makes sense that techies would want to honor one of their [...]

I have a bee in my bonnet tonight about Harry & David, purveyor of fruit and candy baskets. Two years ago I ordered something from them for my boss and every since I've been on its catalog/mailing list.I tried everything to duck them, moving, ignoring it and nothing stopped them from finding me. It's like a bad version of the IRS! Finally, I had enough and called about two months ago to ask them to remove me from their mailing list. My Harry & David customer service rep said I would be removed immediately and catalogs would cease within three weeks. So imagine my surprise, six weeks later, when I come home tonight (after an unfun bus ride in which my umbrella opened by accident) to find a Harry & David catalog in my mailbox.In a moment of customer service rage, I called Harry &

Al Adamson, king of the schlockmeisters. Famous for making some of the cruddiest drive-in films including the infamous Dracula Vs. Frankenstein (1971, starring a pathetic looking Lon Chaney Jr. in his last screen role) and Blood of Ghastly Horror (1972), Al produced, directed and wrote some of the world’s best bad movies that [...]

Demon, evil or satan hiding somewhere around us? Inside deep forbidden jungle, underground where we cannot see by our eyes.... or maybe.... hiding below our bed where we usually sleep every night! Nobody know....Ok, let me explain again one more time. What I say just now is satan. I mean satan not 'satay' ok? I didn't say it is satay, I didn't say is our FAMOUS Kajang's satay. So no need to be afraid, just enjoy your food at Kajang.

Hace poco recordé una de las notas que colocó el blog El ocicón, blog dedicado a recoger reportajes de diferentes diarios y con algunas notas interesantes.Bueno,Django es el recordado delicuente el cual fue el mas peligroso de los años 80. Robó más de 200 bancos, por lo cual estuvo mas de 20 años preso, actualmente cambió las armas por la Biblia.Oswaldo, ¿eres chalaco como la mayoría de los 'faites'?Yo soy de Sitacocha, Cajamarca, pero me crié desde los 6 años en el Callao. Mis padres fallecieron en un accidente de auto cuando yo era muy pequeño, y uno de mis tíos me trajo al Callao, a Lazareto.¿Cómo empiezas a delinquir?A los 18 salí del Ejército y ahí aprendí a manejar armas. Quería ser contador y terminé contando, pero la plata del banco cuando asaltaba. Comencé r

ABOARD THE PAPAL PLANE - Pope Benedict XVI said Tuesday he was “deeply ashamed” of the clergy sexual abuse scandal in the Roman Catholic Church and will work to keep pedophiles out of the priesthood, addressing the toughest issue facing the American church as he began his first papal trip to the United States.  Benedict spoke [...]

Oh, before you do that, you need to watch your dirty mouth, because it's really trashy~~By the way, you are really ugly and most of all you don't even have the class. You, son of a bitch, need to apologize for the Chinese people, because it's so biased against China. You don't even have the integrity to be a journalist, and surely who knows how you, asshole, got this job in CNN. Wait, you are fucked by the shemale president of CNN in the shithole? Yeah, ok, you homo~      

Vice President Dick Cheney has a new house guest at Number One Observatory Circle. Lucifer, otherwise known as Satan, Prince of Darkness, has moved in temporarily with the Vice President and his family."It is, hopefully, not a permanent situation," said the Vice President, "I"m just helping an old buddy out. With the climate changes going on, hell has frozen over, and he has no comfortable place to stay. I feel guilty about it. Maybe a few of our current policies led to the change, but you can't really tell.""Dick is really thoughtful to put me up like this," said Satan. "I remember how much fun we had flunking out of Yale together. Besides, he owes me big time for those five draft deferments I got him during the Viet Nam War."The association between Cheney and the Prince of Darkness h

Back around 1997/98 it seemed like you couldn’t browse the new releases at your local video store without seeing fewer than a dozen end times movies. The approaching new millennium (Willennium?) scared the pants off a lot of people and created a cinematic boomtown for low budget mega-church financed armageddon movies. Christsploitation flicks [...]

Subtle as a sledgehammer, several Little Satan fans have hooked up to take on played propaganda, faux PR and stripping out right falsehoods right off double d standards, regarding intolerance, denial and doofus disses about Little Satan.These cats are heavy and take no prisoners - mercilessly deploying passionate factile projectile prolifferation with an in your face front that is just like VIKI the computer lady in "I, Robot" - their logic is undeniable."Restoring Truth to the Middle East Narrative by documenting the global biased politics of the nations, governments, and NGOs that use double standards to falsely and systematically portray Israeli responses to terror as violations of moral norms."With high hopes for their resource phat potentiality (and acknowledgement of an excellent gam

Idiots come in all shapes, sizes and indeed — colors. I have rarely called a fellow black person a racist — because the word ReTHUGliTOM usually suffices. In this particular instance, this black pastor reaches and crosses that threshold, flips backwards, somersaults and then pisses and diarrheas all over himself. Related Posts No Related Posts Copyright © 2008 [...]

If you know CoUrTnEy get on over there and wish her a happy one year blogiversary. If you do not know her go on over and meet her. You will be glad you did. That I can promise you. Debbie of Right Truth said it oh so well. I’ve looked into my crystal ball and I see [...]

How else do you explain the fact that this fellow with the robotic voice is consistently putting out the catchiest radio hits around? Even after the 1,000th listening, I still smile when I hear this song right here:   I probably should have warned you that there is profane language as well as Rick Ross man-boobs in that music [...]

Owh, they're good, but evil... you have to get past the tenth (standard) Tesco Google hit before you get Tesco critics cited on (even) the BBC and Guardian. Mega-tricks. Don't know whether to raise my hat or let loose a blast ...Let's try a blast.Tesco offers Sheringham £1.2millionCOUNCIL coffers will get £1.2m (sounds like Shirley Porter's hairdressing bill) from super-market giant Tesco if the controversial store at Sheringham gets the go-ahead. But North Norfolk District Council has stressed that the deal does not affect the long-running planning saga - which is due to come to a head at an inquiry, which will take place in July.Sheringham is a North Norfolk small town I have connections to (and love). It and it's small selection of, albeit slightly 1950s (some close for lunch but 'sel

PENGUINS 7DEVILS 1 by Kozkoz@insightbb.com Saturday night’s game against the Devils was the most important hockey game I’ve attended since Mario’s comeback game in 2001, and the most important game for playoff positioning that I can even remember.Lots of exciting things happened; here is my account from B15.To start the game, the fans were well fired up, bringing the “Let’s Go Pens” chant out before the opening faceoff. Jeff Jimerson was not in the house to start us off, which was more than somewhat disappointing. He probably was playing a bat mitzvah or something.The scoring started quickly with Jarkko Ruutu scoring his third goal in three games. I was sure Staal scored, but apparently one of the Devils was doing his best Nicklas Backstrom impression and beat Staal to the puc

Canadá | 2008 | Speed Metal / Thrash Metal /Death Metal / ParodyZimmers Hole es una banda canadiense de metal que con gran sentido del humor le rinde tributo al género celebrando sus excentricidades. Fue formada en 1994 por el guitarrista Jed Simon (Tenet, Strapping Young Lad) y el bajista Byron Strout (Dethklok, Strapping Young Lad).When You Were Shouting At The Devil... We Were In League With Satan es su tercer album, producido por Devin Townsend. Fue editado el 11 de Marzo de 2008 a través de Century Media. Cómo definirlo? Una magnífica parodia, una genialidad. Juzguen ustedes mismos.Line Up:Chris Valagao [The Heathen] - vozJed Simon - GuitarraChris Stanley - GuitarraByron Stroud - BajoGene Hoglan - BateríaTracklist:01. When You Were Shouting At The Devil.. 05:1502. We Rule The Fu

Here is an article that is currently in the news in Australia. I attended one of these "Mercy Houses" when I was a Christian and was told prior to talking to the girls all the rules that they had to follow. The rules were quite severe. One girl I met there was in purely because she was a lesbian -- something her parents felt warranted "counselling". I have to say that many of the girls seemed listless and unhappy. I know of a number of girls who "relapsed" soon after "graduation", most likely because all the care they had received was bullshit.-- KorrineTHEY call themselves the Mercy Girls. And after years of searching they have found each other.Bound by separate, damaging experiences at the hands of an American-style ministry operating in Sydney and the Sunshine Coast, these young women

E-Ticaret öyle bir hal aldıki ürün yelpazeside çok genişledi. Ev dekorasyon, giyim, koleksiyon, teknolojik aletler, spor ürünleri vb gibi şeyler satıldığı gibi insana yuh artık dedirttiren şeylerde açık arttırmaya çıkıyor. Üstünde reklam bulunan tişörtü giyip istenilen yerde dolaşırım diyeni mi ararsınız, genetik olarak mükemmelim; çocuk doğurmak için idealim diyeni mi ararsınız, bekâretimi satıyorum diyeni mi ararsınız her türlü haltı yemek isteyen artık e-ticareti kullanıyor. Yukarıda saydığımız kategorilerden olan Spor Ürünleri'nde yeni bir çığır açmış arkadaşın biri. Fantastik Forvet'imiz futbol kariyeri için kendini Gittigidiyor'da açık arttırmaya çıkarmış. Gerçi açık arttırma kapanmış ama olsun. Özellikleri

‘The One True Faith’. Host Michael Voris addresses one of the major concerns of parents, teachers and indeed Americans in this illuminating and exciting episode of the second season. Voris tackles the common misconceptions about the demonic and the occult, explains its relevancy to the lives of ordinary Catholics, and once and for all rescues [...]

I had every intent of making a celebratory post yesterday announcing with great relief that I emailed my 5 Conversations You Must Have With Your Daughter manuscript to my publisher. Which by the way, I did, so praise God. Normally, when I reach that moment where I attach my chapters and table of contents on an email addressed to my editor and press the send tab, a feeling of euphoria sweeps over me. It's similar to when you were in college and you took your last final exam in the Spring. Remember that feeling? When you turned your test in and walked out of the building you wanted to turn cartwheels or something. Writing this book was similar in that I wrote it over a course of five months. I read fourteen books and nearly a hundred articles in my research. I surveyed women and girls to get

Bible Lesson:Satan is a real being of evil power.He is not simply some evil influence, but a real person, refered to in the word of God, as a person. Lucifer fell into sin through pride. A dual prophesy about the King of Tyre, and of Lucifer (Satan). Ezekiel 28:11-17 KJV[11] Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,[12] Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty.[13] Thou hast been in Eden the garden of God; every precious stone was thy covering, the sardius, topaz, and the diamond, the beryl, the onyx, and the jasper, the sapphire, the emerald, and the carbuncle, and gold: the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in thee in the day that

It is time to delve into the subject of Wrigley Field possibly being 'defaced' by a pompous moron. New CEO of Tribune Co. has been making a mockery of Chicago since his old ass came to Tribune. Zell's willingness to sell the Cubs and Wrigley Field as two separate entities has been in the works for some time now -- along with selling the naming rights. No more Wrigley Field. Truth be told, these are now Zell's properties and, really, who are we to tell the man what to do? There is just a part of me that wishes Zell had one god damn ounce of concern and compassion for Chicago residents -- and baseball fans as a whole -- who are completely sickened by the utter apathy displayed by the beast incarnate.Tribune Co. CEO Sam Zell said Tuesday he won't hesitate to sell the naming rights to Wrigley

Three weeks ago, when we first started working on this house, I thought to myself, “It’s only a little cleaning, a little paint, a little concrete: how hard can it be?” This morning as I woke up to find that...

Three weeks ago, when we first started working on this house, I thought to myself, ???It???s only a little cleaning, a little paint, a little concrete: how hard can it be???? This morning as I woke up to find that...

Satan,proud-winged!Bold and brazen,Crushed bySimpleSandalled Maiden!"Mary must become as terrible as an army in battle array to the devil and his followers, especially in these latter times. For Satan, knowing that he has little time - even less now than ever - to destroy souls, intensifies his efforts and his onslaughts every day. He will not hesitate to stir up savage persecutions and set treacherous snares for Mary's faithful servants and children whom he finds more difficult to overcome than others.It is chiefly in reference to these last wicked persecutions of the devil, daily increasing until the advent of the reign of anti- Christ, that we should understand that first and well-known prophecy and curse of God uttered against the serpent in the garden of paradise. It is opportune to e

As usual, Daughter and Son and I went to the library last Monday. While there, I perused the new books and had a hard time finding anything at all to read, so I browsed the stacks and found a couple of ancient books that looked intriguing but turned out to be more like bible tracts than books when I read them later. Daughter, on the other hand, found a stack of books and was already putting them into her cloth bag when I joined her in the children's room.Now, some of my relatives and a couple of friends, have criticized me for not monitoring my kids' reading material. When I was a kid, one of my late mother's church lady friends told me that reading the wrong kind of books when you're a kid leads just one step closer to the Marriage Bed of Satan, a phrase that pops into my mind when Son ta

QUESTION:What did Lucifer mean by saying to God, "I will be your son," when asking God to use him to be savior of mankind? Why didn’t he just say, "here am I, your son" or did I just misinterpret the verse?RESPONSE:I appreciate that this question was asked. I have thought about this question before and felt like I understood the “what” before, but I never really thought about the “why,” as I have when reflecting on your question.First, let’s talk about what Lucifer meant by “I will be your son.”WHAT:“That Satan, whom thou hast commanded in the name of mine Only Begotten, is the same which was from the beginning, and he came before me, saying—Behold, here am I, send me, I will be thy son, and I will redeem all mankind, that one soul shall not be lost, and surely I will d

Yaşanan geniş yelpazeli oyun bolluğunun ardından kimlerin bu ipi göğüsleyeceği merakla bekleniyordu. İngiltere ve Japonya listelerini daha önce vermiştik sizlere, ama bunlara nazaran şüphesiz en çok merak edilen liste ise Amerika listesiydi ve nihayet o da yayımlandı. NPD grup tarafından hazırlanan liste itibariyle işte sizlere Amerika'da 2007 yılınının en çok satan oyunları; sattığı platformlar ve satış rakamları...01. Halo 3 (Xbox 360) -- 4.82 million02. Wii Play w/ remote (Wii) -- 4.12 million03. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Xbox 360) -- 3.04 million04. Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock (PlayStation 2) -- 2.72 million05. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) -- 2.52 million06. Pokemon Diamond (Nintendo DS) -- 2.48 million07. Madden NFL 08 (PlayStation 2) -- 1.

This is somewhat of a continuation from yesterday's post.The portion of scripture (Revelation 2:18-29, NLT) in which John writes the words "depths of satan" is a letter to the Church in Thyatira from Jesus. The letter starts off telling them of the good things that they "do"... "your love, your faith, your service, and your patient endurance. And I can see your constant improvement in all these things.""But I have this complaint against you."Can you imagine Jesus saying that?What was the complaint? Verse 20 says: "you are permitting that woman--that Jezebel who calls herself a prophet--to lead my servants astray." How was she leading them astray? Teaching the people to worship idols and to participate in sexual sin (see verses 20 & 24).She was teaching incorrect things... in the midst of faith, love and faithful service to Jesus.Hmmm.Anyone catching this?How often do we excuse certain teachings as "ok" because they are cloaked with "good" things about Jesus...?Just because we thro

I mentioned a few days ago a scripture that has stuck out to me before... a couple of times... but I've never really talked about it... So now, I think I will. :)Revelation 2:24 says "But I also have a message for the rest of you in Thyatira who have not followed this false teaching ('deeper truths' as they call them--depths of satan, really). I will ask nothing more of you..."Where do we draw the line?If you've been around the Christian blogosphere at all for any amount of time, you've probably heard of the Emergent Church movement. From what I gather, and obviously, not everyone who is involved with the Emergent movement are the same, but I've noticed that for some, the search for "deeper truths" seems to be part of their activities.So many things I've read and scene seem to insinuate that the infallibility of Scripture is a topic to be debated... not stood upon. That's where we step out on shaky ground. There is absolute truth and it is the Word of God. The Truth of the Word

"This is what happens when gay Masterchiefs don’t abide by “Don’t ask Don’t tell”.Watch what ensues when I use a gamertag that’s proud and unambiguous, xxxGayBoyxxx.Other than maybe a quick “hello” to the chat room or a request to “veto”, I didn’t ever say anything first or taunt anyone. What was said by these players was initiated by them with no provocation on my part. The vast majority of the times I wouldn’t even respond back so the audio would be clear." [Source]

I am calling all righteous and genuine and real christians and god and jesus followers to pray for my win and protection from devil. I pray for all jesus followers. God please continue to bless me and give me ideas. Lord please forgive any sins that I have commited, I repent each and every. God teach lesson to devil [...]

Prayer for protection of children, and clearance of their custody from devil Satan In Jesus name I pray. I have confessed all my sins that I have committed knowingly or unknowingly against anyone in eyes of god, I forgive everyone who have sinned against me or have hurt me in any way. Due t my confession and acceptance [...]

In the Quran, we are told that Satan is the enemy of mankind. Muslims should seek refuge in God in order to be protected from the evil of Satan. The relationship between these two words is crystal clear for the people who know the Quran. These two words are used in equal numbers i.e., 11 times each. Examples are given below; 50- …they fell prostrate, except Satan. He was one of the jinns and rebelled against His Lord’s command… 18. The Cave, 5 1- Say “I seek refuge in the Lord of the Prophet.” 114. People, 1 The word Number of occurrence Satan 11 Seek refuge

Este vídeo es un skecth de Muchachada Nui, emitido el 7 de Noviembre en La 2, de su capítulo octavo, en el que hacen una divertida parodia de los "heavies". Es para partirse el culo, aunque puede haber gente que le siente mal, creo que a la mayoría le hará bastante gracia.

LOL, Kevin Smith’s Reaper is still proving to be watch worthy. Today’s episode featured a cheesy crime couple, 70’s music, and out of date technology like 8-tracks and beta-max. Sam shown he wasn’t the typical guy wanting only one thing, his sidekicks revealed some keen detective skills and cunning luring techniques. It’s nice to have a show that you can just sit back and watch and not have to do any thinking at all.

This is prayr for genuine christ believers, who are threatened or hurt by satan. Please pray for me also. Let all genuine god lovers find protection, and the all devils hurting them gets kills “Father God, I ask that You will send Your forces out to drive back the enemies of Christ that are working in this situation. [...]

God thanks for your guidance today, and helping me. You have sent good angels to me. Lord you are an aesome god. Please destroy the satan completely. In jesus name I pray. -Amen - monu_tonu from usa_usa

All christian brothers please pray for me. I have confessed for my sins, and I repent, in Jesus name. I am now on right path, and I request god to maintain me on right path. I have been going through a very hard time, the satan/devil has tried everything, and still is trying to destroy me, hurt me. But due [...]

God please bless me. I pray in Jesus name. On this day, god you have given me some ideas, that came to my mind out of the blue. Thanks God for this. God this is perectly per your will. Please help me implement it to safeguard myself from satan/devil God please see to it, that devil is destroyed and [...]

I found the following points in an article over at Kjos Ministries– a website run by a couple who, from their ‘About’ page, “fellowship at a small non-denominational Bible-teaching church. Our personal ministry is primarily equipping Christian families for a time of increasing hostility toward Biblical values.” I am taking the article in question at face value. Let’s just call these general points true. 1. In 1998, the Clinton administration quietly gave the UN $200,000 as seed money to establish the a UN military operation called the Rapidly Deployable Mission Headquarters. A UN Secretariat official who prefers to remain anonymous explained the need for such “backdoor support.” It was “because of the political sensitivity over creating an army under UN command and political authority.” … 3. What if this plan conflicts with U.S. laws, American values, and our national sovereignty? It doesn’t matter, according to Sir

I must've gone and done wrote a piece on bassline house / niche for the Guardian blog. Still. Read it here. Brapple!Durrty GoodzI interviewed Durrty Goodz for the new issue of Vice. I almost didn't want it to run. It was such a hassle to get hold of him, he wouldn't answer most of the questions, his manager rang me to say I'd asked the wrong questions, then emailed to ask to see if he could see the interview before it went to print (never a good thing to do if you want to get press ever again). Then, to top it all off Goodz was too busy to have his picture taken so I had to spend days running round trying to get an unpublished one. Eventually I got the one above, but I had to deal with the photographer calling to ask if he would actually get paid for the picture or if I was just lying. He also called our photo editor to interrogate him because I guess he didn't believe I was telling the truth. Weird. Anyway, here's the unedited interview.Prancehall: Have you spoken to Titch recen

Since we've got our main site (which is updated every weekday by Julie and myself), I might as well link this space with it, so when I have an article there, I'll post the first few paragraphs here as well.  Then if you like the beginning, you can follow the link at the bottom to the rest of it. Julie's post yesterday about doubt, combined with my own the other day on possessions got me thinking about the little weasel who wants to be behind the scenes of every selfish little act. Sometimes it's just us being the self-serving jerks we all know how to be, but sometimes there's a much more malevolent force at work. Before I gave myself over to Christ, whenever a Christian would talk about Satan and spiritual warfare, I would sort of nod and back away slowly without making any sudden moves before these crazies started foaming at the mouth. I could handle them talking about God and Jesus and stuff, but the whole deal with demons and angels fighting for our souls was just too far-fe

I Googled "Cheney Satan", See Great Videos About The War Pigs Cheney And Satan! Candidates In Two Thousand And Eight, New Repukes WAR PIGS Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerers of deaths construction In the fields the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah! Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait till their judgement day comes, yeah! Now in darkness, world stops turning As the war machine keeps burning No more war pigs of the power Hand of God has sturck the hour Day of judgement, God is calling On their knees, the war pigs crawling Begging mercy for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings All right now! Chene

Yesterday and today have been lovely. Really. On Sunday, Braden kept acting intensely clingy and cranky. You’d have thought someone had convinced him that if he acted as much like he was my ill-tempered, conjoined twin as was humanly possible, he’d win a bale of cotton candy. After several situations in which he melted down in a manner unlike him, I decided he must be having a teething session.

t should be pointed out, though, that my opinion is far from unanimous. Many have defended the music industry’s head-hunting law suit, and this dissenting voice has been led by none other than Satan himself. We here at Cinema Blend were able to obtain a copy of his open letter to music executives (don’t even ask me how). Here is the unedited and startling correspondance

Microsoft dün yaptığı açıklamada Halo 3 konusunda yorumlar yaptı ve oyundaki iyi satış grafiğinin konsol satışlarını da yansıdığını belirtti. Microsoft’un yaptığı açıklamada Halo 3′ün ilk hafta içindeki satışlarından 300 milyon dolar gelir elde edildiği belirtildi. Şirket için daha da iyi olan haber ise dağıtıcıların verdiği bilgi doğrultusunda konsol satışları da iki katına çıkmış durumda. Bu rakamlarla Halo 3 gelmiş geçmiş en hızlı satılan oyun unvanını da eline almış oluyor. (more…) fenomen, halo 3, microsoft, oyun, xbox 360, xbox live

wonkette has a great comment on the above photo:"Did you know the whole Iran-White House thing is a big scam because both Bush and Ahmadinejad answer to the same boss, Satan? Well it could be true, as proven by this Conspiracy Planet photo comparison showing both unloved presidents doing the HAIL SATAN gesture. We’ve often posted pictures of Bush Junior worshiping his father in hell, but this is the first time we’ve seen Iranian McBeardy guy rocking the Heavy Metal Hands — and check him out, all double-barreled and whatnot. But what if Mahmoud y Jorge are both just lifelong devotees of Texas collegiate sports?There is, of course, the possibility that the Iranian president is a covert Longhorn fan and is signalling other Longhorn fans that he is one of them, but the chance of that being true is little to none. Oh good, well that’s settled."

There's a party in my blog!  So yummy!  So yummy!  (That's right, I am insistent that Yo Gabba Gabba! is a rockin' show for the drunk toddler in you.  Do you still dare to defy me on this?) Happy 100th post to me!  Or 101st post, but whatever.  Blogging Rules state that I am now obliged to post 100 things about me that you didn't know, didn't want to know, could care less about, and will probably skip with the hope that I'll stop posting about Bill Maher, boobs, and get back to regular posting soon.  Well, first of all, don't tell me what to do, and second of all, I'm not posting tomorrow, either.  Nope, it's the first day of my Saturday Squatters and I've got one of my favorite bloggers lined up, so you and Bill Maher can both suck it.  ;) Do you like how I make it to 100 posts and start talking serious smack to my loyal readers?  And then my loyal readers mutter, "Start talking smack?  She's got to be kidding.&q

Por: Linda Carolina Acosta El Consejo Nacional de las Artes y la Cultura en Cinematografía en Colombia eligió a la película Satanás, de Andrés Baiz, para representar a nuestro país en los Premios de la Academia en la categoría de Mejor película extranjera. Estrenada el primero de junio de este año, Satanás ha registrado la cifra [...]

It's amazing. The devil is always trying to deliver voice mail, strife, confusion or affliction. Not just to me but to everybody all around me. What should we do?Our bodies are our houses? Isn't that right. If you've made Jesus your Lord and Savior then the greater one lives on the inside of you. Don't forget it for a second. Our bodies are the temple (the dwelling place) of the Lord. The bible says so. So when Satan with his mess, our house is already occupied by the Light. Darkness can't dwell where light is. Remember that. The greater one lives on the inside of us. Have you heard of process servers? Well, if one shows up at your door to serve a summons and it doesn't have your name on it; what would yo say? You'd say: "That's not me. You have the wrong house." Then shut your door. You can say the same thing to Satan the next time he tries to deliver something to you. You live in the Kingdom of God. It's a place where you are covered by the Blood of the L

Aral İthalat verilerine dayanan bu ay ki en çok satanlar listesi .PC 1. World of Warcraft 2. Bioshock 3. Medal of Honor: Airborne 4. Sims 2: Deluxe Edition 5. Sims 2: Bon Voyage 6. Medieval II: Total War 7. PES 6 8. Simcity 4: Deluxe Edition 9. Diablo II 10. World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade PS31. Ninja Gaiden Sigma2. Call of Duty 33. The Darkness4. Virtua Fighter 55. Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End6. Transformers7. NBA Street Homecourt8. Ratatouille9. Need for Speed: Carbon7. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver SurferPS21. Ratatouille2. Tomb Raider: Anniversary3. Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories4. Shrek Smash'n Crash Racing5. Need for Speed: Carbon6. PES 67. Fantastic Four Rise Of The Silver8. Medal of Honor: Vanguard9. Burnout Dominator10. Ice Age 2: PlatiniumPSP1. PES 62. Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End3. Metal Gear Solid:Portable Ops4. Ratatouille5. Crashing Tag Team6. Scarface7. Winx Club8. Shrek the Third9. Burnout Dominator10. Tony Hawk's Project 8TrGam

Here i'll try to giv u n insight into thngs bout Satan, da Church Of Satan n Satanic Bible... courtesy - Satanic BibleCalled "The Black Pope" by many of his followers, Anton LaVey began the road to High Priesthood of the Church of Satan when he was only 16 years old and an organ player in a carnival:"On Saturday night I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was playing the organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews withtheir wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday night they'd be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence."I knew then that the Christian Church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out!"From that time early in his life his path was clear. Finally, on the last night of April, 1966 - Walpurgisnacht, the most important festival of the believers i

Leaves Out of the Book of Satan (Blade af Satans bog)Carl Theodor Dreyer2 hr 1 min 26 sec - Apr 6, 2007Aka "Leaves from Satan's Book". "Satan attempts to win God's favor but is doomed to cheerless participation in dark episodes of human history: the temptation of Jesus, the Spanish Inquisition, the French revolution, and the Russo-Finnish war of 1918." Directed by Carl Theodor Dreyer, written by Edgar H�yer, based on Marie Corelli's novel, 1921.from scottlord.vodpod.com

Hoje trago uma música não muito religiosa para inaugurar a nossa seção de músicas, O blues do Satanás da banda Curitibana Motor Rocker, espero que gostem, pois no fundo no fundo, essa musiquinha tem alguns trechos que eu acho bem interessantes...Quando vi o clarão vermelho logo percebi que era oSatanásÉ o blues do satanásBlues do satanásÉ o blues do satanásBlues do satanásÉ o blues do capeta do inferno que acabou de chegarColoquem mais gelo na cerveja que o clima começou aEsquentarTeve caboclo que sujou a calças e logo satã nos falou''tenho boas proposta e vim em paz''Resolvemos dar uma chance ao rapaz''senta aí se satã, pegue uma cerva e conte o que vocêFaz''Satanás começou a se embriagarVirou um bêbado chato, pé no sacoMais uma religião babacaEle quer pregar pra meu dinheiro roubarPiores que o capeta já nos bastam alguns padres ePastoresÉ o blues do satanásBlues do satanásÉ o blues do satanásBlues do satanásÉ o blues do capeta do inferno, e e

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[Copyright notice this is my stuff and carries with it jws blogprint] This is the message from the New Life Center in Cedar Grove, WV, a small community just outside of Charleston, the capitol of our humble little state.  Evidently, some folks are offended by the display, here’s the scoop from the Charleston Gazette:  Satan hates a Kanawha County church, and the church has a billboard that says so. Now personally, I’m not offended by the message.  I would be honored for the Devil to count me and my congregation as an enemy, after all… the Devil is bad.  A radical message to put out?  Maybe, but Jesus was pretty radical with the messages He put out too.  So am I supporting this church?  Well, as a Christian who tries to live by the precepts of the New Testament, on

Abigor es una banda austríaca de black metal formada en 1993 por Peter Kubik y Thomas Tannenberger. Channeling the Quintessence of Satan es su quinto album de estudio, editado en 1999.Tracklist:1. Dawn of Human Dust2. Pandemonic Revelation3. Equilibrium pass by4. Wildfire and Desire5. Utopia Consumed6. Demon's Vortex7. Towards Beyond8. Pandora's Miasmic BreathGracias a Morbid Angel.

I woke up in pain and felt exhausted this morning, but I needed to go into work, so I prayed for strength and deliverance. I dropped Mia and Molly off a the park. The sky was overcast, and Molly asked if it was going to rain. I foolishly quoted the weatherman from this morning who said that it was going to blow over without bring us any rain. I got to work and refilled some brochures in the waiting rooms. Just as I was going back downstairs to start working on the computer, I saw that it was raining. No, raining doesn't quite cover it: it was POURING in sheets. I jotted a note to my boss that I had to get my girls and clocked out 23 minutes after I had punched in. Running the 50 feet to the van got me completely soaked head to toe. I head to run through puddles that were up to my ankles. I drove to the park and found it empty, so I called Molly on her cell. My very intelligent daughter had gone to her dad's office at the first sound of thunder and took Mia with her. So my deliveran

Truth -e- DEMONSdemon, supernatural being, generally malevolent in character. In general, the more civilized pagan societies came to consider demons as powerful, supernatural beings who lacked the dignity of gods and who, depending on the circumstance, might be either benevolent or malevolent in their dealings with men. Some demons, like the Greek Pan, were nature spirits; others were guardians of the home or fields or watchers over travelers; still others were spirits of disease and insanity or dream spirits. Some demons were considered to be intermediaries between men and the gods. It was not until the development of late Hebraic and Christian thinking that demons came to represent the unqualified malevolence so common in European demonology of the 16th and 17th cent. This period was a high point in the study of demons, in the speculation on their nature, number, and specific fiendishness. The list compiled in 1589 by a demonologist named Binsfield was considered to be highly authori

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in whic

If you’re not already subscribed to Trey Ratcliff of StuckinCustoms’ Flickr stream, what’s wrong with you? I could blog about his photos every day of the week. It’s a running joke between K and I that I think the idea of photographing fireworks is silly. Photos rarely convey the raw emotion and feeling of being there and actually seeing them. This fine specimen is certainly an exception however: This mini version doesn’t do it justice though. Check out the enlarged version on black. Photo © copyright Trey Ratcliff

Ángel de luz y toda perfección, genio del conocimiento, libertario del hombre. Padre de todo lo iluminado, de la ciencia y la razón. Duende travieso que aflora en libido de los hombres, que mantiene en movimiento y cambio a nuestro mundo. Señor de las tinieblas, por cuanto reina en ellas; las hace sucumbir ante sus haces luminosos y las detienes. Dador de eterno caos, que da la vida. Libre albedrío sin ataduras, sin castigos ni redentores. Señal infalible de poderío, de autonomía y autogobierno. Tú, que nos has dado todo y nada. Tú, que eres todo y nada a la vez. Escucha mi plegaria. Satanás, mi querido Señor, escucha a tu súbdito, quien sigue tu ejemplo siendo yo mismo, rehusando a las masas, a la esclavitud del pensamiento a ideas erradas y a las falsas promesas mesiánicas. Escúchame en ésta, mi hora más triste. Has que se cumplan mis anhelos: que mis enemigos sucum

Mr. Michael Brown has written a wonderful article on the heel which will crush Satan's head:http://www.spiritdaily.com/GenesisHeshe.htm.It was St. Louis Marie de Montfort who explained in his classic work True Devotion to Mary that:"..Mary's power over the evil spirits will especially shine forth in the latter times, when Satan will lie in wait for her heel, that is, for her humble servants and her poor children whom she will rouse to fight against him...They will be great and exalted before God in holiness. They will be superior to all creatures by their great zeal and so strongly will they be supported by divine assistance that, in union with Mary, they will crush the head of Satan with their heel, that is, their humility, and bring victory to Jesus Christ." (TD, No. 54).This passage in Mr. Brown's article is most significant: "The Old Testament was written in Hebrew, and the earliest translations of the sentence in question was most widely translated as "it": "And I will put enmi

Aaah, Paddy, my gorgeous kitten tom cat. You play, you fight, you look generally cute. If you could just let me have some sleep now and again I'd be most appreciative. To that end, I've got to start being not nice to you.I am going to prod you, shake you, forcibly play with you and do pretty much anything else I can think of to keep you awake. You shan't go to sleep before my bedtime, you shall be so tired that you shall lay motionless all night. No longer will you jump on my head with all claws extended. You will not hit me in the eye. And hopefully you won't need a shit and stink my bedroom out.You don't like punishments. This isn't to say you don't like being punished, I just really don't think you give a toss. A spray of water in the face? You don't flinch. A shout? A slap? You carry on regardless. Throwing you from the bed to the floor three hundred times a night? You still come back for that three hundred and first time. So I will play with you and by god you will play w

Oliver Stone (conspiracy theorist extraordinaire and best buddy of Fidel Castro) went looking for a new friend recently, and chose Iran's thug-in-chief as the next subject for one of his "documentaries." One would have thought that two guys so rabidly insane as these two would have gotten along like a house on fire, but no. Ahmadinethug's hatred of America is all-encompassing enough to include even the extreme left, and so poor Oliver got snubbed: "While it is true that Oliver Stone is considered to be among the opposition in the US, the opposition is still part of the Great Satan," the president's media adviser, Mahdi Kalhor, told the semi-official Fars news agency. "We believe that the American cinema system is devoid of all culture and art and is only used as a device. In the last two years, the global arrogance [Iranian shorthand for the US and Britain] has made a lot of effort to portray their own image of Ahmadinejad, not the one which exists in reality. Hollywood and other Z

Says Mark Dice of The Resistance Manifesto. A Christian group called The Resistance is trying to help people learn the truth about Scientology. They say it's actually a Hollywood Satanic Cult,... Your Daily Source of Celebrity News and Gossip, Hollywood, Fashion, and Pop Culture. Updated 7 days a week!

This EP's first two tracks are absolutely worth your money. They communicate with you as if they are alive, and have known you your whole life. "Superheroes of BMX" and "Now You're Taken" seem to work together to create a blanket of musical comfort. "Now You're Taken" is one of the most personal, affecting songs I've ever heard. The first time you listen to it, make sure it's raining at 2:00 AM -- the experience of Aidan Moffat's voice flowing through you accompanied by the smell of rain is truly amazing. I would pay 10 dollars for this track alone."Sterodee" stinks. Let's face it. It's an interesting concept, but just doesn't work. Get this EP, listen to it once through, then stop it after the incredible second track for repeated listenings. But get this EP. In fact, get every Mogwai album ever made, except for Come On Die Young and Kicking A Dead Pig. They don't live up to the perfection of Young Team, Ten Rapid, or EP+2.Site : Mogwai Similar Artists: Explo

Ever wondered what would happen if Satan took on Noah? Well wonder no longer - Noah wins! (at least, he does when I play as Satan, and I’m more worried about getting a screenshot than winning - but don’t worry, Satan kicked Eve’s arse). Check out the game, if you’ve got some time to kill (or, need to procrastinate) - it’s called Bible Fight. bible, christianity, flash, game, humour, procrastination, satanShare This

When I was paging through the store copy, I realized Satan's Sodomy Baby is really nothing worse (scandalous, sacrilegious, whatever) than what Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon did in Preacher, only a little more visual, with a little more immediate comedic payoff.Powell makes fun of rednecks and organized religion in Sodomy Baby. That's about it.But it's really funny the way he does.ATags: Eric Powell, Dark Horse Comics, Satan's Sodomy Baby, Review, Comic Book

Por: Linda Carolina Acosta. Aún no se ha estrenado en Colombia la película Satanás, dirigida por el caleño Andi Baiz y basada en la novela best seller de Mario Mendoza, y ya su reconocimiento no se hace esperar. Acaba de recibir dos galardones en la primera versión del International Emerging Talent Film Festival que tuvo lugar [...]

FLORIDA -- While some evangelical Christians are defending the presidential candidacy of Mormon Mitt Romney from an attack by Al Sharpton, another prominent pastor is going further in his condemnation – saying a vote for the former Massachusetts governor is a vote for Satan. That's the word from Bill Keller, host of the Florida-based Live Prayer TV program. "If you vote for Mitt Romney, you are

Are Satan’s minions roaming the planet, under the cloak of islam? Who else would love nothing more than to convert the souls of Christians to islam? Who else would slaughter Christians? Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. (Matthew 7:15; see also Proverbs 26:28) A comment left by a visitor here at Ironic Surrealism: JC // Apr 12th 2007 at 2:32 pm Muhammad’s (who knows no peace) entire basis for his religion rallies from his encounter with what he called the “angel Gabriel”. Purely antichrist religion, totally opposite. Black and white, negative and positive, exact opposite. This would lend one to believe that this could be the “religion” that ushers in the antichrist, or at least one that he’ll use to control the masses. Food for thought. My reply: Food for thought, that I have let my brain nibble on, time and again. It would not surprize me in the least. One must convert or be treated as an in

atan, atan atan atan…. Following Richard Robert’s comments regarding Satan’s influence on the Virginia Tech gunman - now Utah County Chairman Don Larsen is blaming the great beastmaster for advancing the destruction of America vis a vis immigrants swarming our borders. Salt Lake Tribune Article Utah County GOP Chairwoman Marian Monnahan says District 65 Chairman Don Larsen’s resolution - asserting that illegal immigration is the devil’s plan to destroy the nation by “stealth invasion” - “in no way” is endorsed by the Republican Party.    Larsen, who did not return a phone call or an e-mail seeking comment Thursday, is urging the closing of national borders to illegal immigrants to “prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion.” Dear citizens of Utah:  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!  Why on earth would ANYONE vote for someone who is obviously delusional and insane?  I know there can’t b

Today I received a bulletin message on Myspace from someone I accepted as a friend a few months back and I was appalled at what I read:   Now what was even more interesting was the link at the bottom pointed to Dennis Kucinich’s Myspace profile…something about impeaching Bush. You can read for yourself.  What caught me off guard with the bulletin was calling President Bush - Satan. Of course, this is not a new tactic; We have all seen the Cindy Sheehan groupies with signs insinuating the same nonsense and rhetoric.    Now this person either has a degree in liberal idiocy or is completely uniformed about the dangers of Ahmadinejad. It’s people like this that give me so much to write about in this blog.  Thank you. Oh, and yes I did remove him from my buddy list.  Technorati Tags: liberal, liberalism, conservative, myspace 

To be sure, there are some individuals who see Satan everywhere and in every evil they encounter in life. Such people approach life in a very superstitious manner and see the Evil One behind every evil action and circumstance. However, such people are the exception today. Our present epoch is imbued with the belief that there is no personal devil and that evil is merely a lack of human goodness in the world. Many theologians, such as Fr. Richard P. McBrien, have contributed to this belief. Father Richard McBrien once said on Nightline that the Catholic Church had never expressed dogmatically her belief in a personal devil.However Fr. McBrien (and this is an old story) is simply wrong. In a dogmatic degree of the Fourth Lateran Council (1215), we read:"We firmly believe and openly confess that there is only one true God, eternal and immense, omnipotent, unchangeable, incomprehensible, and ineffable, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost; three Persons indeed but one essence, substance, or nature

flangracneig pgoramian Me and my mum got home from work yesterday soon after 5pm last night. I was in a horrible mood, and my mum was in worse. The phone rang five minutes later, an American answered. “Is Mrs. Wine there?” Uh oh. Call centre. Now, I used to work in a call centre, and I don’t believe in being rude in them, as so many countless times people were rude to me. It achieves nothing, as often the people on the phone only dictate to you what hair brained branded product or scheme they want to try to peddle to you. This takes the cake, which my mum said to me after getting off the phone. “Hi! Mrs Wine Ma’am, we believe you recently signed up for our credit card!” “Yes, I did.” “Well, we noticed after processing your details, we’re not allowed to contact you for marketing calls.” “That’s correct.” “Well, you see we think you would benefit from hearing about our other great products and serv

STOP SATAN'S ATTACK! Yesterday Satan attacked me in my most vulnerable area...or so he thought.At first when I thought about it, I was very wroth.I wasn't sure if that was the way it was to be,So I lied down because I was tired and it was revealed to me.I had been saving my monies, paying tithes, sowing seed,Expecting God to supply my every single need,Nothing changed when the attack came; God still knew my plight,This was my chance to prove that my faith was not based on my sight.It was a tough road to tread, I had to gather what I had stored up,I had a conference with God and I would let no one interrupt,I praised God and I thanked Him and spoke Blessings over myself,I continued on as if nothing had happened as far as I could tell,I put all of those "what if" thoughts on the closet shelf.I reflected back to the time when cancer had rose up inside of me,I remembered all the words I had said to God and the promise that He had decreed,I will never forsake thee, He had said and He kep

Hace unos meses, una persona conocida hizo la observación que habiendo tantos problemas aquí en Venezuela, no teníamos que estar preocupándonos por los de los otros. Bueno, esta es la medida del bajo nivel de conciencia de las personas, de la que se ha hecho presa el ser humano, la ignorancia suprema desbordada, y por eso, del mundo se están apoderando los tiranos, la injusticia, el terrorismo, la tortura y mientras no seas tocado o alcanzado, sigues sin mirar a los lados, como que si a tu alrededor aquellos que padecen no existieran. Pues existen y son muchos. Como en Venezuela y vaya que el destino se nos ha vuelto incierto, como hoy en una España, cuando su desgobierno le ha dado la espalda para favorecer a un responsable de 25 asesinatos, crueldad por la que el etarra manifiesta orgullo, como en Irán y su gente sobreviviente del horror, la guerrilla colombiana, por decir algunos. Y como en Cuba, bajo la más inclemente tiranía. Con sus presos políticos o de concienc

It's nice to see that I am not the only one with a clear idea of what the left is usually like. About four years ago when I first started participating in political discussion forums and blogs I was so naive. I would register at forums and then read the most insane spewings from the moonbats and then when I would ever so gently ask if they actually had anything to back up what they were alleging I would be promptly banned and my posts deleted. And I did not know why. *COUGH*Democratic Underground*COUGH* Back then I really had no idea that the same people who claimed to single handedly maintain freedom of speech for the nation would indulge in such draconian measures of censorship. Like I said I was naive at the time. But it didn't take long to realize they were every bit as two faced and hypocritical as they seemed. Did I leave out how they are so hate filled and angry? And they can't utter a single sentence without dropping the "f-bomb" a half dozen times? Or how every time they h

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News: After surpassing the ASU tight end records set by Todd Heap (All-Pro Baltimore Ravens), Zach Miller is turning pro. Miller was a 2nd Team All-American this year.Fantasy Impact: The loss of Zach Miller opens up a huge hole for every owner that had the tight end on their roster. Zach was a point producer at a position usually regarded as 3rd tier. One must wonder how incoming head coach Dennis Erickson will deal with this gaping hole. Zach's brother Brent is also a junior at ASU, and may fill the void.News via ESPN.com

Lucy Pinder, Michelle MarshLast 10 posts(MORE)Powered by BlinkListLucy Katherine Pinder (b. 20 December 1983 in Winchester, Hampshire, England) is a glamour model notable for her large breasts.She was spotted by a freelance photographer while on Bournemouth beach in the summer of 2003; as a result of photographs taken that day she signed a professional modeling contract with The Daily Star, which has propelled her into the public eye. In the 2005 UK edition of the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World Lucy was a new entry in the poll and finished 16th overall. She was placed 35th place in the 2006 poll.Unlike most glamour models, Pinder had refused to pose for photographs showing her nipples, until she finally posed topless for the weekly UK lads mag Nuts in the April 6-April 12 issue in 2007 [1]. She stated in the magazine she was getting frustrated with having to cover her nipples in photo shoots. She also hinted that it wasn't a one off and she will more than likely follow this appear