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All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole we

Sardar di fightSardar:kl menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.Pandit:fer tu kuj nai kita?Sardar:mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.Pandit:fer.?Srdar:fer sarian ne wari wari kutia. Related posts:SARDAR AIK DAFA AIK TRUCK DOOSRE TRUCK KO KHENCH RAHA THA...SARDAR or Shaanti SARDAR begam mene dawa kha li he ab zara kaam...Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto [...] Related posts:SARDAR AIK DAFA A

A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai! A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar: Tourist: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!! Sardar sent sms to his boss:Me sick, no

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. “What the guys are doing” asked the sardar. ” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one runner. “Only the winner will get... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Sardar: The Iron Man of India 1993 Hindi Movie Watch Online Info : Cast : Paresh Rawal, Tom Alter, Riju Bajaj, Benjamin Gilani, Deepika Deshpande, Elisa D'Souza, Urmi Juvekar, Annu Kapoor, Satish Kaushik Sardar: The Iron Man of India 1993 Hindi Movie Watch Online Full Movie Sardar: The Iron Man of India 1993 Hindi Movie Watch Online : Youtube Video Link : Alternative Link : Sardar: The

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! ———————————————- Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and

A Sardar was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the pl

The story of two youngsters who have the time to follow fashion trends, live the good life and waste precious hours too. These youngsters set out on a journey through India and come across different people in different parts of the country who act as an inspiration for them,” says Preity Zinta gravely. That’s what her latest film, Heroes is all about, she says. The film is a multi-starrer

I am back on the blog. One day late, but we politicians can bend and amend all promises. After a long tour like this I have to make the expense statements and get the reimbursements. I am in grade 1500. I get a daily allowance of US $ 600.Dr Rice droped in to say goodbye, she left after enjoying dhudi paratha with me. She says President Bush did not find time to sign any document for the last few

Ek sardar ne mendak se pucha: Sardaron me dimag hota hai ya nahi Mendak bola: NAHI aur pani mein kood gaya.Sardar: To isme SUICIDE karne wali konsi baat thi

Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of th

آزادیاردو نظموں میں(سردار جعفری کی نظم‘ اردو ’کے چند متفرّق اشعار )ہماری پیاری زبان اردو ہمارے نغموں کی جان اردواسی زباں سے وطن کے ہونٹوں نے نعرۂ انقلاب پایااسی سے انگریز حکمرانوں نے خود سری کا جواب پایااسی سے

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Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?A. They always forget the recipe.

Banta: Why are all these people running?Jeet: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Santa: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?

If you are thinking that Akshay Kumar’s only desire was to do stunts in his films then you are absolutely wrong. He had treasured another strong passion in his heart which he had revealed recently. He always wanted to play the role of Sardar and with Singh Is Kinng, his long time dream is converting into reality. Director Anees Bazmi is the man to fulfill his wish. When he narrated the script t

There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya, employed as bombers. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself." Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!"

Sardar ne makhi k par torr k kaha k “Urr Ja” but makhi nai Urri? sardar ne kaha “sabit howa ager makhi k parr tor diye jaien tu wo SUN nai sakty”

Sardar was smoking infront of his father sardar’s friend:oye! abay de samnay smoking sardar:Aba he hay na koi PETROL pump tu nai

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Sardar SMS MassagesJail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,Or Us Puchta Hai Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar: Main Ne Bank Luta............................................................. Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

Banta leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about ten-fifteen minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and swearing very softly.The bartender approaches him and asks what the problem is."Oh some son-of-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head.""Ouch! What happened?""He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!""Yeah

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Banta is driving his car and finds Santa sitting on the road, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised.Banta stops and he asks him, "Hey, What happens to you?""Look!", and he points a crashed car."Well, don't care and buy another car," Banta suggested."Look inside the car!" said Santa"Well, don't care and get anoth

Banta is driving his car and finds Santa sitting on the road, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised.Banta stops and he asks him, "Hey, What happens to you?""Look!", ...

Sardarni write sms to sardar Sardarni write: message 2 sardar ‘ghar kab aa rahe ho? Massege karke batao‘ Sardar write 2 her: ‘Nahi bata sakta, Balance kam hai…… Submitted By: Anil Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardarni write sms to sardar”, url: “-write-sms-to-sardar/” }); Sardarni write: message 2 sardar ‘ghar kab aa rahe ho? Mas

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and [...]

Santa and Tomy Blair were having candle-light dinner.Tony Blair said, "Pass the wine u divine"Santa thinks "How poetic"Then Santa says "Pass the custard u bastard"

Santa and Tomy Blair were having candle-light dinner.Tony Blair said, "Pass the wine u divine"Santa thinks "How poetic"Then Santa says "Pass the custard u bastard"

In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.——————————————————-Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but [...]

Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..? Submitted By: Sorya Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota", url: "-ka-dimagh-nahi-hota-2/" }); Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat`s provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp.Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!This particular Genie; however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the stan

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink. tags: hindi birthday sms, Flirt sms, Sms joke, mother\\\’s day sms, Wise word, sms birthday jokes, birthday text, Birthday sms, Friendship sms, happy birthday message tags: Birthday sms, Wise word, happy birthday message, mother\\\’s day [...]

Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."Santa s

Santa: If I die, will you remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMSAuto Wala:Saab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar:Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala:Saab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar:Abe Baimani Kaisi?Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai__________________________________Sardarji, Tell MeWhat Is The Meaning Of SMS?Sardar Angrily Said:I KnowIt Means..S - Sardaron KeM - Mazak Udane KiS - Service

Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai…….. tags: Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Love sms, Funny [...]

Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar Hits Again 2", url:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar Hits Again", url:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha “Phir Milenge”

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Singh with every sardar’s name Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don’t know? Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay Submitted By: Rahul SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Singh with every sardar’s name", url: "-with-every-sardar%e2%80%99s-name/" [...]

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.Sardar- why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,why r othe

Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Sardar ki biwi dost ke sath sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha aur apnay dost ko goli maar di. sardar ki biwi boli: agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din aap saray dost kho betho gay. Submitted by: Aadi Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com sardar ji ne apni biwi ko [...]

Through his control of "The Lion Fund" Western Sizzlin' (WEST) CEO Biglari disclosed that on 3/12 he acquired interest in 2.4 million shares of Steak n' Shake (SNS) From the SEC filing: 1. Mr. Biglari, as Chief Executive Officer of Biglari Capital Corp., the General Partner of The Lion Fund, L.P. ("Lion Fund"), may be deemed to beneficially own the securities of the Issuer beneficially owned by the Lion Fund. Mr. Biglari disclaims beneficial ownership of such shares except to the extent of... Continued at Todd Sullivan's ValuePlays

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"Santa replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize.""How?" asks the man, puzzled."Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa singh, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

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A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?” The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. “Um … 22.” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, [...]

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There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.Ten were sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, "I'll get off."After a really touching speech from the girl saying she would get off, all of the sardar started Clapping.

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he wouldlose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,but he had a problem."What's the problem?" asked the doctor.I'm 2400 kms from home.

santa singh & banta singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to banta."There's lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come heretomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,santa asked banta , "Did you mark that spot?" banta replied,"Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!" santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Sardar SMS3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.Policeman gives hand to stop....sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....

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Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"Santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word"

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Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?Santa says, "Oh sure."The boss asks how deep underground he worked.Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. "The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? "Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"

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The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defending. I'm the person who done it.

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Santa: My wife is still scared of waterBanta: how come?Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!----------Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlnow it's 1.5 ltr.-----------Nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.Santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!

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Once upon a time there was an archery contest.The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!The second archer with a cape lines up in position.He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams:I AM...... SORRY

Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes!

Enjoy 5 short sardar jokes !• Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.• Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.• The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.

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Enjoy following four Sardar Jokes * Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly." * Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?" * Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to. * Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?

Once Santa Singh sardarji was taking rest in a beach . . . An English man came 2 him and asked "Are u relaxing?"Sardar replied : "NO! I'm Santa singh" :) . . .After sometime another English man came and asked "Are u relaxing?"Sardar replied :"NO! I'm Santa Singh" :) . . .After that he got fed up when again a English man asked that ... so he left that place in anger . . . After leaving the place, while he was walking, he saw one Englishman sitting aside alone .. He went near him and asked the man "Are u relaxing?".The Englishman replied "YES! I'm relaxing" . . .SARDARJI GAVE HIM 2 SLAPS AND SAID "All are searching for u there and u are sitting here alone! "

Two Sardarjis, both student , were talking about the American astronauts.One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.""But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Santa and Banta were drawing money from ATMSANTA : i have seen your password - it's 4 stars( ****)BANTA : ha ha ha ha..... wrong, it's 1258

Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"Santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word....

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'Santa: 'Hidden cameras!'Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?'

Enjoy 13 short sardar jokes !Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thingis what you call modern art?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!************************************************************Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.Friend: Why?Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..************************************************************A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do you know what the business was?He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!*************************************************************Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.again had twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!*************************************************************19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIGGROUP OF