Sardar

If you are thinking that Akshay Kumar’s only desire was to do stunts in his films then you are absolutely wrong. He had treasured another strong passion in his heart which he had revealed recently. He always wanted to play the role of Sardar and with Singh Is Kinng, his long time dream is converting into reality. Director Anees Bazmi is the man to fulfill his wish. When he narrated the script t

There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya, employed as bombers. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself." Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!"

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Sardar SMS MassagesJail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,Or Us Puchta Hai Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar: Main Ne Bank Luta............................................................. Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

Banta leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about ten-fifteen minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and swearing very softly.The bartender approaches him and asks what the problem is."Oh some son-of-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head.""Ouch! What happened?""He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!""Yeah

Banta is driving his car and finds Santa sitting on the road, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised.Banta stops and he asks him, "Hey, What happens to you?""Look!", and he points a crashed car."Well, don't care and buy another car," Banta suggested."Look inside the car!" said Santa"Well, don't care and get anoth

Banta is driving his car and finds Santa sitting on the road, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised.Banta stops and he asks him, "Hey, What happens to you?""Look!", ...

Sardarni write sms to sardar Sardarni write: message 2 sardar ‘ghar kab aa rahe ho? Massege karke batao‘ Sardar write 2 her: ‘Nahi bata sakta, Balance kam hai…… Submitted By: Anil Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardarni write sms to sardar”, url: “-write-sms-to-sardar/” }); Sardarni write: message 2 sardar ‘ghar kab aa rahe ho? Mas

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and [...]

Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.——————————————————-Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but [...]

Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..? Submitted By: Sorya Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota", url: "-ka-dimagh-nahi-hota-2/" }); Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi

Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat`s provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp.Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!This particular Genie; however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the stan

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink. tags: hindi birthday sms, Flirt sms, Sms joke, mother\\\’s day sms, Wise word, sms birthday jokes, birthday text, Birthday sms, Friendship sms, happy birthday message tags: Birthday sms, Wise word, happy birthday message, mother\\\’s day [...]

Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."Santa s

Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMSAuto Wala:Saab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar:Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala:Saab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar:Abe Baimani Kaisi?Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai__________________________________Sardarji, Tell MeWhat Is The Meaning Of SMS?Sardar Angrily Said:I KnowIt Means..S - Sardaron KeM - Mazak Udane KiS - Service

Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai…….. tags: Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Love sms, Funny [...]

Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar Hits Again 2", url:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar Hits Again", url:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Singh with every sardar’s name Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don’t know? Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay Submitted By: Rahul SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Singh with every sardar’s name", url: "-with-every-sardar%e2%80%99s-name/" [...]

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.Sardar- why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,why r othe

Sardar ki biwi dost ke sath sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha aur apnay dost ko goli maar di. sardar ki biwi boli: agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din aap saray dost kho betho gay. Submitted by: Aadi Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com sardar ji ne apni biwi ko [...]

Through his control of "The Lion Fund" Western Sizzlin' (WEST) CEO Biglari disclosed that on 3/12 he acquired interest in 2.4 million shares of Steak n' Shake (SNS) From the SEC filing: 1. Mr. Biglari, as Chief Executive Officer of Biglari Capital Corp., the General Partner of The Lion Fund, L.P. ("Lion Fund"), may be deemed to beneficially own the securities of the Issuer beneficially owned by the Lion Fund. Mr. Biglari disclaims beneficial ownership of such shares except to the extent of... Continued at Todd Sullivan's ValuePlays

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"Santa replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize.""How?" asks the man, puzzled."Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa singh, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa singh, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: I have swallowed a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?” The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. “Um … 22.” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, [...]

There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.Ten were sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, "I'll get off."After a really touching speech from the girl saying she would get off, all of the sardar started Clapping.

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he wouldlose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,but he had a problem."What's the problem?" asked the doctor.I'm 2400 kms from home.

santa singh & banta singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to banta."There's lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come heretomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,santa asked banta , "Did you mark that spot?" banta replied,"Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!" santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"

Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"Santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word"

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?Santa says, "Oh sure."The boss asks how deep underground he worked.Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. "The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? "Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"

Santa: My wife is still scared of waterBanta: how come?Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!----------Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlnow it's 1.5 ltr.-----------Nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.Santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!

Once upon a time there was an archery contest.The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!The second archer with a cape lines up in position.He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams:I AM...... SORRY

Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes!

Enjoy 5 short sardar jokes !• Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.• Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.• The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.

Enjoy following four Sardar Jokes * Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly." * Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?" * Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to. * Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?

Once Santa Singh sardarji was taking rest in a beach . . . An English man came 2 him and asked "Are u relaxing?"Sardar replied : "NO! I'm Santa singh" :) . . .After sometime another English man came and asked "Are u relaxing?"Sardar replied :"NO! I'm Santa Singh" :) . . .After that he got fed up when again a English man asked that ... so he left that place in anger . . . After leaving the place, while he was walking, he saw one Englishman sitting aside alone .. He went near him and asked the man "Are u relaxing?".The Englishman replied "YES! I'm relaxing" . . .SARDARJI GAVE HIM 2 SLAPS AND SAID "All are searching for u there and u are sitting here alone! "

Two Sardarjis, both student , were talking about the American astronauts.One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.""But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?Banta : I give up.Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music-----------Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"Santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word....

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'Santa: 'Hidden cameras!'Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?'

Enjoy 13 short sardar jokes !Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thingis what you call modern art?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!************************************************************Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.Friend: Why?Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..************************************************************A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do you know what the business was?He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!*************************************************************Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.again had twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!*************************************************************19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIGGROUP OF

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaanekyon diya ?Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on thei

Author: rageshpayyanSubject: Sardar once Again....!Posted: 04-Jun-2007 at 5:48am1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyondekhta rehta. hai"Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."  2.Four hightech sardar inventions:---Waterproof towel---Solar powered torch---Book on how to read---Pedal powered wheel chair. 3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what---To avoid side effect!!! 4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedhokopani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhuchatripakdke dal na". 5.Man:sardarji where were u born?sardarji: punjab.man: which part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". 6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke ---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab firgita pehaath. 6. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.********************************************************************************* Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call********************************************************************************* Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.Banta: Santa u'll die.Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?*********************************************************************************Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?Banta: Me too, after u leave.******

EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..***AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI. *** SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE... ***BAAP BETE SE: TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?BETA:MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE. ***IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"SARDAR - OYE SORRY YAAR-AAJ PEHNA NAHI.. ***SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI. ***SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA?BIWI : KUCH NAHI THODI SI JAL G AYEE THI... ISLIYE BARNOL CREAM LAGA

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are ophicially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army" "Right now," said Gurmukh,

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when histelephone rang."Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh fromPhagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that weare ophicially declaring the war on you!""Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big isyour army""Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself,my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Harjit, and the whole kabaddi teamfrom the gurudwara. That makes eight of us"Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in myarmy waiting to move on my command.""Arrey O, main kya.. ," said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again."Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is stillon! We have managed to get some more inphantry equipment!""And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh," Bush asked."Well, we have two combines, a donk

Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life &. . . .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . . SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha