Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta haiSanta was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers onlySanta: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASASanta apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I'm falling in love.Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?Santa: Suicide karne ke liyeBanta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?Santa: Kahin infect
santa singh & banta singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to banta."There's lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come heretomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,santa asked banta , "Did you mark that spot?" banta replied,"Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!" santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes!
Enjoy 5 short sardar jokes !• Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.• Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.• The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
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