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  I’m not really sure where The Chemical Brothers have been over the past few years, but I am glad they are back producing and remixing.  Recently you all heard Oasis remix, and now we have this collab with one of my favorite MCs, Philly’s Spank Rock.  See for yourself:   The Chemical Brothers - Keep My Composure [...]

I received a comment on my blog a few weeks ago from someone named "Cheryl". She doesn't have a blog that I know of and no email for me to reply to her. I have since deleted the comment, but it basically said that from reading my blog she can see how spoiled Lani is. That I need to start spanking her so that she doesn't keep acting like such a brat. There was a little more but I can't remember it

Brownsville, Texas (ThaLunatic Daily) -- A Texas family files lawsuit against A Texas Justice Of The Peace who is accused of ordering a man to spank his 14 year old stepdaughter in open court.Mary Vasquez and Daniel Zurita filed a lawsuit on Wednesday stating that Cameron County Justice Of The Peace, Gustova Garza, ordered Daniel Zurita to spank the 14 year old girl with a wooden paddle during a

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                                      Sacramento Kings swingman John Salmons got the rare opportunity to start in Friday’s game against the Portland Trail Blazers; the first half didn’t go so well for Salmons, but he more than made up for it, scoring 18 second-half points in leading Sacramento to a convincing, 103-86 win over Portland at Arco Arena.  The [...]

Here it is ladies and gentlemen...The Spank Bank!Our goal here is to bring you the best visual content that the web has to offer. Take what's here and store it in your own personal mental banks, or keep coming back for our daily updates of new, fresh material.We aim to provide you with only the highest quality of photos and videos, and of course we will give credit to the originating site so you can go there and view more of the same.View us as your one-stop shop for Visual Stimulation and Exploration on the Internet.-MaskedGKSpank Bank Co-Founder

Shenandoah Presbytery is presenting a conference for women entitled: HerStory: Women Who Testify, Proclaiming the Gospel in Our Own Voice. The Keynoter is Anna Carter Florence of Columbia Theological Seminary.A number of excellent workshops will be presented including exploring the feminine face of God, spirituality and aging, and peacemaking in Iraq. Looks like a great conference. If women in your congregation haven't heard of this yet, you might let them know about it. Thanks to the Office of Women's Advocacy for promoting it.Woops. Wait. What was that? Hey look who's here! It's the Voices of Orthodox Women! HerStory. Well isn't that special. Especially if you are a witch!! It is a conference of "false words and false deities...filled with problematic theology..." celebrat

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I love hockey. It's really the only game I can sit still through - if you call watching the game through a camera lens sitting still. Can't help that part. I'm addicted. Anyway. We went to a hockey game last night at Honda Center. It was the Anaheim Ducks vs. Calgary Flames. Ducks spanked the Flames, folks! Hard! (3-1 Ducks!) We had AWESOME seats!! We were about 10 rows back, up close and personal to the Plexiglas, just caddy-corner to the goal, so we had a clean view of the action, and I got some great shots. Here are a few. Oh, and let's not forget another thing about hockey games - the fighting!Keep up with me... Subscribe to my feed.

Your Florida Insurance Will Go Down This Time … Maybe  "Only 20 percent of Floridians have seen their premiums decrease following the passage of House Bill 1A in a January 2007 special session" from The Associated Press, Brent ...

Do Not Spank your Autistic Child - Many parents use spanking to discipline their children. For children with autism, the decision to spank the child is a very difficult and heart wrenching to make. Many autistic children act out to be violent and aggressive and do not react well to additional stress and violence caused on them. More: continued here Other Review: Medela Vehicle Lighter Adapter (Baby Product)

New York Yankees rookie starter Phil Hughes pitched a masterpiece, and A-Rod came back from a sore calf with number 501 as the Yankees took the first game of their weekend series in Cleveland 6-1. Hughes shut down the Indians throwing six frames allowing just one run on four hits. New York third baseman recovering from getting hit in the calf by Blue Jays starter Josh Towers Tuesday night hit a solo shot off Tribe starter Fausto Carmona to lead off the second. The "Pronk" Travis Hafner Cleveland's DH missed the game due to a sore right knee, that he hurt sliding into second Tuesday night against the White Sox. Hafner could end up having to sit out the series.© Copyright 2007 thesackattack.com

CANADA - 2003SPANK” is a short film, set 6 years into the future. The Year is 2013. Advanced Technology has made it possible for people to interact with one another over the internet via means of a virtual hologram program. This Hologram Interface Technology (or H.I.T. as it's sometimes called) allows the public to live out their deepest fantasies from the comfort of their living rooms.In this techno-future with a twist, a common domestic psycho-drama is not all it seems. Whether counseling session or virtual reality masochism, an enterprising therapist/technician makes an unexpected change in the program. We follow a day in the life of one young actor/therapist, Chavez (Blaze), as he takes us through a typical day of his work. Ashlin (Hopps), one of his long-time clients, is the first to log-on this evening. Usually, she gets Chavez to act as her husband the night she told him about her affair with another man. What she isn't prepared for, is that Chavez has a different scene he i

1. Iris got out of the line to go play outside while playing (pre-)school with the princess. (The princess was the teacher.) Any excuse is a good excuse for spanking Iris. 2. Iris needs discipline ... in all its connotations "subtleties". (In other words, she needs spanked for making me want to laugh at the most inappropriate times ever!) 3. Iris has fabulous new red shoes. They are definitely

"Spare the rod and spoil the child?" Or, do you believe "Spanking is child abuse?" ...something in between, perhaps?Like most Americans, I was spanked as a child; and spanked - not only my own children, but as a young principal in Kenton County in the 1980s, I might have spanked your child, too. In fact, in those days many parents expected school principals to act on their behalf in their absence. Some still do.But that trust has been undermined - sometimes by principals themselves. Some folks made the spanking about the adult instead of being about the child. Some kids got beaten and bruised. Unconscionable. Now relatively few principals spank. State law still permits it, but most school district policies don't.This from the Medville Tribune.Spanking kids is as American as mom and apple pie. Most children in this country — more than 90 percent — catch it from parents at some point while growing up.When a California state representative brought up the idea of outlawing spanking of

Listen to the audio version of my Phone Sex Diary, and please vote for me! Subscribe here for updates. Hello, Sir, my name is Karen, but you may call me slut or cunt, or anything that pleases you. I need your discipline because I am naughty! I just can’t help being a bad girl. I tease the men with my sexy little outfits, and I’m always masturbating whenever I can. I know I deserve a good spanking! So please call me and tell me how you’d spank my ass! Are you going to stand behind me and paddle me while I’m bent over with my skirt pushed up and my panties pulled down? Will you give me an over the knee bare bottom spanking? I’d be squirming all over your lap making your cock get hard. Once you’ve spanked me ’til my ass is red, I’ll thank you for the discipline then drop to my knees and suck you off. Force it down my throat, and make me finish you off good. That’s what I’m for, right? I know my place is beneath you, my existenc

Listen to the audio version of my Phone Sex Diary, and please vote for me! Subscribe here for updates.Hello, Sir, my name is Karen, but you may call me slut or cunt, or anything that pleases you. I need your discipline because I am naughty! I just can’t help being a bad girl. I [...]

I am a bad bloggy mommy. I use you, abuse you and then leave without even a note or a couple of torn dollar bills placed casually on the bed table. Shame on me. Have no fear. I have not developed a mysterious and deadly disease, rendering me helpless and too ill to fire up the ole computer. Nor has my trusty lifeline (also known as my Mac) deserted me and left me without any connection to my blogging world. Nope. The last post I wrote just really kicked my ass. Add to that, I have been pretending to be mom of the year at two different schools (Fric and Frac have been temporarily separated this year. I’m looking forward to reuniting them this September and having the same lunch and dismissal times once more.) I have been running my dimpled, pasty white ass off, all for the chance to eat boiled weiners and dixie cup ice cream with my kids and their classmates this week. Life is short. Even more so after being a track meet mom and a mini games mom. (Who ever decided to put me in ch

A while back I told the Spank Bank story to my friend, Colossus. He laughed his ass off, then stopped and looked at me funny."What?" I asked."The last time I was in a hospital I passed by the nursing station"Colossus began his usual demonic laughter."Yeah, so, what's your point?""Dude, when I passed by, I looked at their monitors…they have cameras in every patient's room""Bullshit!""I'm serious. They have cameras so they know when the patient's in trouble. Your #1 hottie saw you"Now he was laughing uncontrollably. I tried to look for any bit of truth in that, but couldn't think above his laughter. "Would you just shut up for one second!"I mentally took myself back to my hospital room and scanned the ceiling. HEPA filter in one corner. The door near another. The other two corners…shit, I don't remember.I didn't believe Colossus, but I had to make certain. I called my nursing friend."Is there any chance after my transplant there was a c

A while back I told the Spank Bank story to my friend, Colossus. He laughed his ass off, then stopped and looked at me funny.“What?” I asked.“The last time I was in a hospital I passed by the nursing station.”Colossus began his usual demonic laughter.“Yeah, so, what’s your point?”“Dude, when I passed by, I looked at their monitors…they have cameras in every patient’s room.”“Bullshit!”“I’m serious. They have cameras so they know when the patient’s in trouble. Your #1 hottie saw you.”Now he was laughing uncontrollably. I tried to look for any bit of truth in that, but couldn’t think above his laughter. “Would you just shut up for one second!”I mentally took myself back to my hospital room and scanned the ceiling. HEPA filter in one corner. The door near another. The other two corners…shit, I don’t remember.I didn’t believe Colossus, but I had to make certain. I called my nursing friend.“Is there any chance after my transplant there was a c

I’m not claiming to be a lady’s man in any shape or form. When it comes to girls I’m about as worthless as it gets. Nevertheless, I find female presence absolutely necessary for young men; even if they’re just to look at.During my two month hospital stay, some of the days I can honestly say I was too fucked-up to think about girls. If Jessica Alba had walked into my room ready to bump uglies I’d probably have told her to leave me alone. “Try the dude next door. He’s like 14, he might want to.”But many of my hospital days I thought about girls more than anything else, with the exception of food. Sometimes I’d look out my window hoping to get a long-distance glimpse of a girl walking by. Weird fantasies would enter my head, like a strong gust of wind hitting a girl in a miniskirt.The only humans I saw each day were my family, doctors and nurses. Bingo. Besides modeling, you won’t find a profession with more hot girls than nursing. I’ve had tons of nurses over the y

I’m not claiming to be a lady’s man in any shape or form. When it comes to girls I’m about as worthless as it gets. Nevertheless, I find female presence absolutely necessary for young men, even if they’re just to look at.During my two-month hospital stay, some of the days I was too fucked-up to think about girls. If Jessica Alba had walked into my room ready to bump uglies I’d probably have told her to leave me alone. “Try the dude next door. He’s like 14, he might want to.”But many of my hospital days I thought about girls more than anything else, with the exception of food. Sometimes I’d look out my window hoping to get a long-distance glimpse of a girl walking by. Weird fantasies would enter my head, like a strong gust of wind hitting a girl in a miniskirt.The only humans I saw each day were my family, doctors and nurses. Bingo. Besides modeling, you won’t find a profession with more hot girls than nursing. I’ve had tons of nurses over the years. Many were att

Review by John Bush @ allmusic.com Spank Rock appear to revel in contradictions. Rapper Naeem Juwan and production phenom XXXChange (Alex Epton) are an American group who record for the British flag-waving label Big Dada, they're the only underground rappers to talk about sex more often and more explicitly than Black Eyed Peas, and their tracks accept the limitations of old-school rap and bass

With all the talk about sickness and dying and being one with our colons I almost completely forgot to mention that I, along with the delightful Metro Mama (as well as the goddess IzzyMom), have been handed the reigns of the ROFL awards from the oh-so-pregnant Mommy Off the Record. (There were a lot of people mentioned in that last paragraph. Could be confusing. Let me break it down...) I

Tina Charles led 5 Huskies in double figures as UCONN finished up it’s home schedule with a convincing 92-49 victory over the Villanova Wildcats. Charles had her 10th double-double of the season with 21 points and 13 rebounds. Mel Thomas added 16 points, Renee Montgomery had 13 points, Charde Houston had 12 points and Brittany Hunter scored 10 for the Huskies. Lisa Karcic and Stacie Witman led Villanova with 17 points each. The game was never in doubt for the Huskies as they scored early and often. UCONN finished up the first half on a 14-3 run to lead by 28 at the half, 45-17. The second half was much of the same as UCONN just totally dominated. Notes and Observations: The starters were Montgomery, Thomas, Greene, Charles and Houston. Houston was honored before the game for scoring 1,000 points in her UCONN career. She is the 28th player to achieve this feat. Thomas moved into 6th place all time on the career 3 pointers made in UCONN history passing Maria Conlon at 170. She now

Britney is on everyone’s lips with her poor little weird head and antics but I don’t really have anything to say about Britney, I just gave my header a flavor of Brit to show that I am aware of misbehaving moms, whoever and wherever they may be.But what I really wanted to mention is that California has decided to drop its move to make spanking one’s kids illegal, viz. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070223/ap_on_re_us/spanking_billYay! Now I can move to California, which is one of the dreams I indulge in from time to time here in Wyoming. For a while, though, my dream was put aside what with Assemblywoman Sally Lieber and Arnie Schwarzenegger letting me know that tot-spanking would land my sorry bum in jail (where IT would likely be spanked by a big bay area dyke with keychain hanging off her jeans, no?).WEAK HAND-FLAPS THAT DON’T DO MUCH OF ANYTHINGI admit it. Sometimes I spank Astrid. I am a Spankmommy. Do I “believe” in spanking? I don’t. I also don’t believe in wearing

Even negative attention is attention..Lohan enters rehab (yeeeah!)Fergie works on her camel toe (ibbb)Angelina Jolie's reversal of fortune (agent bedhead)Watch a very nervous T.R. Knight from Gray's anatomy on yesterdays Ellen show (pop on the pop)Posh flashes her crotch at Tom Cruise (seriously omg)Sacha Baron Cohen kills off Borat (celebitchy)Yes, Virginia, there is a Racist Clause (junkiness)Is Britney "Fed-Up"? You decide. (celebrity mound)Beyonce's dad is pissed off….again (Idlyitw)

AMAZING celebrity look-alike photos (celebitchy)Britney's stylist says, "don't blame me" (splash news)It's a bikini. It's a burqa. It's a birquini! (agent bedhead)Tara Reid rides a dolphin into freedom (ibbb)Simon Cowell's interview in Playboy (pop on the pop)Photographer Tanja Askani has a beautiful series of photos of a friendship that developed between a fawn and rabbit. The fawn's mother was killed and was being cared for, when a wild rabbit showed up and befriended the baby deer (city rag)Watch Barbara Walters call Trump a "poor, pathetic man" (celebrity mound)Paris Hilton already wrecked her new car (celebrity puke)Jessica Alba snaps (egotistic)Richard Gere empowers third world prostitutes (yeeeah!)

Dead but not yet buried…James Brown (celebitchy)The People's Choice Awards gets graded (yeeeah!)K-Fed's #1 Fan loves him because there's something "Baltimore and Sleazy" about him (agent bedhead)Get your Harriet-Carter on! Harriet Carter 101 (ibbb)As if his ego weren't big enough, HBO gives Kanye West a reality show (seriously omg)Simon Cowell attacks Bob Dylan 40 years too late (evil beet)

Styles P gets hit by truck - throws napkins. (yeeeah!)Angelina Jolie is the Virgin Mary of Wal*Mart (celebitchy)Pick up the phone bitch! Malawai is on line 1 (pop on the pop)Harriet Carter - New Year…new crap (ibbb)Mario Lopez will decide if you are hot or not (seriously, omg)How do you make Paris' wonky eye wonkier? (faded youth)

Penelope Cruz wants Salma-nella. (agent bedhead) which is a nice segue to:People in Scottsdale, Arizona are against eating vagina (junkiness)Someone's had 1.5 million dollars to piss away…on George Michael. I hope whoever it was got at least a blowjob (seriously, omg)Nicole Richie is Good Charlotte's Yoko Ono (celebitchy)Justin and Cameron downgraded to fuckbuddies? (pop on the pop)Can you guess the actress our favorite Hollywood Lawyer is dishing about? (crazy days and nights)Check out some sweet celebrity limousines…(celebs and movie physics)It's not New Years without tongue and f-bombs (yeeeah!)

Jennifer Anniston wants Angelina to STFU already…c'moonnnnnn catfight! (celebitchy)Live at the Apollo!..um..no..sorry..I mean dead at the Apollo…James Brown…(seriously,omg)Bono is slowly realizing his dream of world dominiation (agent bedhead)Jessica Biel will divert your attention by making you look at her ass…then she will crush you with her brawny arms (yeeeah!)The Harriet Carter video montage…complete with Baaahston accent… (ibbb)Don't H8 John Edwards (don't be a H8ter, yo)Paris Hilton has a new nickname for Britney (mollygood)What's this? You can look sexy with clothes on? Elisha Cuthbert proves it… (pop on the pop)

Paris Hilton's eye gets it's wonk-on after she's out partying…but look how ladylike she is getting out of the car… (x17)Sienna Miller went on the vodka diet to get ready for her new movie. I already knew about that diet. Ask anyone. I'm the hottest chic in AA. (egotastic)Sharon Stone and Christian Slater. Deal with that mental image. (a socialites's life).Hillary Duff will play a Russian pop star in her next movie. I'm not going to be Russian to go see that. Get it? I'm a fucking riot. (hollywood tuna)Eminem and Kim are divorced again. Shocker, I know (people)I don't get how Coco's ass does that on the cover of smooth (double viking)Brad and Angelina to give up acting for the children. For God's sakes, think of the children (seriously, omg)Things get ugly between a gay reality show winner and a gay blogger (agent bedhead)Santa Claus found in utility closet after botched attempt to abduct 8 year old girl. (junkiness)

Was Sly Stallone the brain behind the "Richard Gere's Gerbilgate"? (celebitchy)Gray's Anatomy Spoiler..click it…click it..you know you want to….(seriously omg)Harriet Carter - Earth Angel (IBBB)Cameron Diaz rides Justin Timberlake like a Harley on a bad stretch of road (yeeeah!)GUESS what kind of implants Ashlee Simpson is getting? (agent bedhead)Jude Law plans on destroying Christmas for his children (junkiness)Katheryn McPhee is beautiful in her OK photoshoot (pop on the pop)Santa saw you masturbating. Yes. He did. (the onion)*image 'right clicked/saved as' from Celebitchy.

Unseen Marilyn Monroe Pictures (dailymail)A fascinating read about the life of a city squirrel (yahoo)Paris and Nicky get a little incestuous (news of the world)Get your "insiders' update here (crazy days and nights)John Stamos to play a gay wedding planner (agent bedhead)Courtney love thinks she might have gotten another STD (junkiness)Eva Longoria shoves her ring in our collective faces (seriously? omg!)Gwen Stephani does TRL (yeeah!)

Ever wonder what a children's book about Pete Dougherty would be like? (agentbedhead)David Hasselhoff has daughters and they're getting a reality show (seriously? omg!)Al Gore and Barak Obama keeping their distance from Lohan (tmz)Madonna and husband Guy Richie argue loudly in public about what a controlling POS she is (celebitchy)Cameron Diaz Does it Doggy Style (yeeeah!)Because everyone flashes their cooter now-a-days, Paris embarks on next publicity stunt (pop on the pop)Ahem. Indian men! Your plight is nearly over (junkiness)Lindsay Lohan's cutting is confirmed. She's giving off so many cries for help..and yet, no one will. Go figure. (cityrag)

I'm really sorry about this but today I've got to ask you to Spank It Yourself. All day. Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaughn are all done. Oo, Shocker. (I'm not obsessed)Jenny McCarthy has no plans on getting married to Jim Carrey (popsugar)Andy Dick drops the N-bomb. He must have a black power hair pick too (defamer)Carmen Electra is giving us tits for Christmas!!! Woot! (hollywood tuna)J-Lo doesn't spend much time thinking about "those girls" (a socialite's life)Beyonce dishes out an array of backhanded compliments towards Jennifer Hudson (tmz)Lane Garrison used to live with Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe (evil beet)Lance Bass has either moved on or hired an escort (page six)Tori Spelling is having a yard sale..ha ha ha ha ha (perezhilton)

Fergie performs drunk at the Billboard Awards (celebitchy)Reading about Jessica Simpson's fuck up of 9-5 was better than watching it (mollygood)Don't H8 - Ebay Auctions for PS3s (don't be a h8r)Please don't break my big gay heart (the evil beet)Guide to celebrity apologies (cityrag)Scarlett Johannson loves her ta-tas (pop on the pop)Read about an A-list 60+actor who starts drinking in the morning and can't get a woman to sleep with him more than once (crazy days and nights)Dreamgirls premiers in New York (popsugar)

Lane Garritson from "Prison Break" in SUV accident that killed 17 year old (tmz)There is a mathematical equation that proves Renee Zellweger is ugly (yeeeah!)Jessica Simpson screws up the song "9-5" then walks offstage (seriously? omg!)Sexiest pig alive dies (junkiness)Agent Bedhead is excellent at hating Gwenyth Paltrow (agent bedhead)Last Night VH1 Awards Pics (pop on the pop)Eddie Murphy in the running for an Oscar? (Malibu)Posh house hunting next to the Cruises (daily mail)Lance and Riechen call it quits (a socialite's life)

Jack Nicholson says shaving is for pussies. (bwe)I just got sucked into a timewarp. Best. Looney Toon. Ever. (cityrag)She wasn't wasted, she was just tired. Ok. Then explain the hat. (popsugar)Beyonce's video for "Listen". Check it out (the bosh)Kramer's apology tour is pulling into the station (defamer)Like a lot of my friends, AA is a place you go before you go to the bar. It makes you feel like you're trying. (the bastardly)That lawyer keeps taunting us with his crazy "I can tell you but I can't tell you puzzles" (crazy days and nights)Excellent commentary on the whole Perez Hilton getting sued thing (the evil beet)Ha ha ha ha….Letterman totally sets up Richard Simmons and his stupid steamer (celebitchy)Kramer to pay up and apologize to his "victims". (dlisted)Fergie looks like ass for a reason (hollywood tuna)Hillary Swank's Pirelli pics are just okay (egotistic)Nicole Kidman makes an assload of money (idlyitw)Vogue vehemently denies photoshopping Kate Wi

Entertainment lawyer finally meets Lindsay Lohan and learns there will be no more Britney Twatilige. (crazy days and nights) Oh yea, and there are rumors that Paris and Lindsay were lovers. So….that means Paris GAVE Lindsay the "firecrotch?" (crazy days and nights)Eva Langoria is engaged (seriously?! omg!! wtf?!)Danny Devito is drunk on "The View" (celebitchy)Fiddy calls Oprah an Oreo. (tmz)Latoya Jackson is going to shoot somebody (a socialite's life)Las Bonitas en Beverly Hills (x17)Kramer is psycho (yeeeah!)

Ah yes, the many confident poses of a man in a girdle (molly good)In a flashing of a different kind, Heather Mills shows us her court notes (seriously?! omg! Wtf?!)Britney Spears is developing a bulbus drunk nose, looks like Courtney love, and almost put gas in the driver's seat (celebrity puke)Free your mind and see the beauty in ugly (the bastardly)It's rumored that Owen Wilson is going to ask Kate Hudson to marry him. Take a glimpse into the future and see what their offspring will look like (city rag)Harriet Carter will defile your senses (ibbb)The trials and tribulations of the Holilday Season and the Equal Opportunity Employer (litely salted)

Lindsay Lohan needs detox and a reality check (celebitchy)Beyonce's dad is the new "Papa Joe Simpson" (idlyitw)Ken Paves cost Jessica Simpson a job (celebrity mound)K-Fed doesn't read internet blogs cuz he know who he be (mollygood)Whatever you do, don't tell him that he might want to consider watching VH1 (ibbb)How quickly we forget. Taylor Hicks bites the hand that feeds him (seriously?! omg! wtf?!)A very cool website written by a celebrity lawyer….tells you enough to keep you interested, but not enough to betray any confidentialities. It's a fine line, really. (crazy days and nights)Michael Richards in blackface. Nice. (the bosh)Kate Moss hates kids with cancer (yeeah!)

Over 200 of you voted and it looks like the majority of our Spank Cheeks readers would have like to have woken up on Friday to read this headline:KEVIN FEDERLINE CHOKES ON TURKEY; NO ONE AT DENNY'S KNEW CPRYea, I know this would be a good opportunity for a "choking his chicken" joke but I'm dying with the flu right now and DayQuil is preventing that part of my brain from working. Anyway the stats break down this way:37.1% K-Fed16.1 Heather Mills16.1% Madonna11.3% Anna Nicole Smith9.7 Lindsay Lohan6.5 Michael Jackson3.2 Screech We have a new poll up today. So get your Nostradamus on and give us your prediction. I'll let it run until New Year's and on new year's day, and depending on the resultss of the poll, we'll put a "countdown timer" on the site and see how close we come. AND you wiseasses, just let me tell you that as of tonight, it's a resounding 40% saying they live in fairy tale land with rainbows and unicorns and they'll live happily ever after.

It's time to post yet another WFMW tip. I'm not sure if this is really a tip, as much as an interesting list.I'm one of those parents that doesn't believe in spanking, mainly because my parents were excessive in their belief in spanking as they raised me and my siblings.At the last library stay-and-play that I attended with Snuggle Bug, I received a list of 10 Reasons Why Parents Should Not Spank that I thought was excellent. Let me share a few of them for you.1) Spanking teaches children that they do not have control over their behavior. Lack of inner control can block children's ability to solve problems and make decisions on their own.2) Spanking can teach children to rely on others for control of their behavior. Children who learn external controls are more apt to let circumstances, events, and others influence their actions rather than using their own resources.3) Spanking teaches children that hitting is a perfectly acceptable behavior. Children can learn that violence or f