I am irresistible to hot, young, horny women. I learned this last night while I was setting up Dead Rooster’s new MySpace page. Before I knew it I had invitations from four incredibly hot girls wanting to be my friend, because—you know—super hot girls have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than sit [...]
Cockerel study 6" x 4"copyright Tracy Hall 2008
This is Picasso, our resident cockerel. I have been wanting to paint him for some time as he loves to pose and is rather good at it. Finally today, while waiting for some paper to stretch itself, I did. I have no idea what breed he is, but as I got the eggs from a neighbour I suspect it's a heinz 57 variety :) He was hatched under an obligi
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I don’t like alarm clocks. I also believe that whoever invented them should have their eyes sucked out with toilet plungers. However, this weekend, I am going to have to use one (an alarm clock, not a toilet plunger) in order to make sure I get up.
Friday thru Sunday is the Temecula Valley [...]
They are finally running the 2009 Honda Pilot commercial I worked on and mentioned in a previous post. I saw it myself this morning on–you guessed it–CNN (do they love me over there or what?). The commercial involves a Good Samaritan (driving a 2009 Honda Pilot) who encounters a recently-landed hot-air balloon blocking the road. [...]
Photo Credit: Drunken Monkey
As you can imagine, yesterday’s CNN exposure sparked quite a bit of attention: telephone lines were jammed; reporters with microphones were clawing at my door; a string of local news vans were scattered along the front yard; helicopters were circling; and there were at least TWICE as many supermodels hanging around here [...]
Today on CNN’s American Morning, Veronica De La Cruz did a segment featuring Bloggers Unite for Human Rights, a joint-effort between BlogCatalog, Bloggers Unite and Amnesty International which encourages bloggers all over the world to observe May 15th as a day to blog about human rights. Dead Rooster participated in this effort and was featured, [...]
If you're wondering where the header of my site is ... I was wondering the same thing! It turns out that the site my image is hosted on has exceeded it's bandwith; that's not good. I may be looking for an alternate way to keep my header without that image hosting :)
Artist:
DJ Rooster & Sammy Peralta
Label:
Juicy Too
Genre:
Electro House
Title:
To The Ladies
Time:
06:21
Remixer:
DJ Inphinity
Date:
2006/01/01
Comment:
A good hard beat gets us going along with a synth-bleep and some quiet hi-hats you can barely hear. Male vocal hooks can be found through out the track. The bass line is a deep rolling synth. The [...]
Well I did warn that if you came over and noticed the blog wasn't looking quite the same it's because I was playing with templates. And boy did I play.
I bit off a bit more than I could chew really because for me ... changing a template can be an all day long thing. So little by little I did it. I found about three that I like and tried to upload them and it just either didn't look right, didn't
Well I did warn that if you came over and noticed the blog wasn't looking quite the same it's because I was playing with templates. And boy did I play.I bit off a bit more than I could chew really because for me ... changing a template can be an all day long thing. So little by little I did it. I found about three that I like and tried to upload them and it just either didn't look right, didn't work and I had to mess with them or they looked just as tired as the old template so I trashed 'em. Until I found the rooster.(evil laugh)You see, I'm kinda a rooster fanatic anyway. You might not believe this but my kitchen is decorated with roosters everywhere. Most of my friends, married to Mexicans anyway, have those lil red chili peppers all over the kitchen or Mexico memorabilia. I love rooste
Yesterday apetting farm came to the kids' preschool. The asked Tyler what a rooster says. With this face we get this reply every time, "Coc-a-woodle-doooo". (Misspelled on purpose to avoid showing up in weird searches.)
Many of the sleepy, late-arising citizens of Greenwich Village awoke this morning to the alarming and seemingly unbelievable sounds of "Cockadoodledoo!" Arising early myself, as is my habit, and strolling the non-farmed streets of Bleecker and LaGuardia with the two hounds, I encountered a disheveled black rooster, cockadoodledoo-ing away, at full register, in the midst of the LaGuardia Community Gardens. Greeting passersby on the way to the Morton Williams Supermarket, the rooster seemed happy struttin' its stuff amidst all the well-tended perennials. I chatted with a man peering through the fence who said he was just awakened by this loud "Cockadoodledoo!," and he said his wife told him he was dreaming.But, wait, there's more! In another little fenced enclosure, at the very SE corner of
Feng Shui often draws on information from the Chinese horoscope, including the Twelve Animal Signs. The Rooster is one of the animals included in this twleve-year repeating cycle. The placement of a rooster figurine in one’s home or place of work can have several strong and important meanings.
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As sister-in-law B was leaving the pizza party Saturday night, I asked how the rooster we had given her was doing. She gave me a funny, a little bit shamed look and I thought for sure she was going to tell me that he died. I braced for the worst...Instead she started laughing and told me that he was out in the truck in front of our house. They had gone to visit her mother for the day, took the rooster with them, and then brought him to our house! His leg was tied to the hooks on the pickup bed.The sad (and shameful) reason is that even though they live in a nice middle-class colonia in La Ceiba and their yard is completely fenced with a concrete muro, they can't leave anything outside without it being stolen. They've lost chairs, toys, bicycles, and a million other things of practically no
Bantam rooster, La Ceiba, HondurasIn our batch of chicks we had three roosters and three hens − which, incidentally, I predicted based on the egg shape. I'll have to test my theory again next time by taking away all the pointy rooster eggs.We recently gave away two of the roosters. It takes a little time to tell which ones are hens and which are roosters. Then I wanted to wait to pick out the best looking rooster to keep. All three were similar, but the one that we kept has brighter feathers on his shoulders.Roosters are feisty guys. It's good to have one, because everyone feels better with the natural order of things. The roosters protect the hens, decide the pecking order, and announce the start of the day (over and over again). With more than one rooster for a small number of hens, t
A white rooster is stunning, especially when he has his favorite hen to keep him company. This is a watercolor and measures 9"x12". I just love these birds and find them very fascinating. They have moods, they show expression and they are really fun to play around with color in a painting. Once I knew a renegade rooster that used to come and visit me. I just loved that bird but the odds were against him and also against me being able to adopt him. I fear he met a sad ending. Maybe it's better not to know the outcome of such events. We are all passing through. Some visitors stay longer than others and some are a brief and sheer joy to see. The moral of this story is that if a nice rooster comes to visit you....take him under your wing.(click image to see enlargment)SOLD
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.He says, "What on earth is that all about?"The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm.""Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"The farmer replied, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other."
click image to enlargeThis blue rooster is a watercolor and measures 9" x 12". Colorful rooster with lots of detail.Painted with watercolor and gouache on toned paper.Buy this painting on PayPalPrice: $100 USD plus $5 USD s/hOr, send me an email
10 year old, 17H, leopard appaloosa. Excellent confirmation, excellent mountain, pleasure, and trail horse. Light rein, smooth ride, easy to shoe and trailer load. Well broke and gentle. Excellent horse for anyone who has ridden. Comes when called. (He's a big pet.) This is a terrific horse that unfortuneatley I have to sale due to returning to college.
Chinese also has the words for rooster.
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24 year-old McGintytown resident Ann Thompson, who is the world's best at crowing like a rooster.Recently she won a rooster crowing contest at the Prescott Chicken and Egg Festival in Arkansas.Thompson can make multiple animal noises from the clucking of a chicken to the braying of a mule.More related:World Waffle Eating ChampionshipWife Carrying ChampionshipsBaby Genius Know World MapJapanese Human BowlingMost Dangerous Jobs In The WorldFunny Cat "Barking"92 Years Old Woman Performs SkydivingIran Luxurious Police vehicleMicrosoft Office Bus in ChinaPlastic Found In Birds StomachDog Bark Park InnJapanese Real Live Pac-ManWebsites Logo Tattoo For Advertising
Rooster and I were reading a picture book called “Noises” with drawings of animals and baby faces on each page.I said, “What sound does a sheep make?” Roo said, “Baa.” There was a picture of a baby laughing and I asked,“How does laughing sound, Roo?” Rooster demonstrated laughing with a big, fake number. Then there was a picture of a baby crying. “How does crying sound, Roo?” Rooster crinkled her face in disgust and with an air of utter disdain said,“NOT GOOD!” **********************In the middle of our morning routine Rooster pulled The Three Billy Goats Gruff off the shelf and handed it to K.He started reading to her... “Once upon a time there were three billy goats and the name of all three billy goats was…” With a burst of literary confidence and total delight, Roo yelled, “STANLEY!” [???????]She turned towards me nodding vigorously, so proud of herself. K continued reading... “Who’s that trip
This rooster is ready to fight you. You might think you could take him on, but you don’t know about his training and experience. This rooster has been in several high-profile boxing matches. He fought (and beat) Muhammad Ali, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson, and Lennox Lewis. His only losing fight was against Bob Saget (who was piloting a large robot with chainsaw arms). He has had incredible matches against hurricanes, depression, terrorism, racism, and the Microsoft Corporation.
He has been hosting a television show for the past six years in which he tries to test his boxing skills on deadly animals such as bears, cougars, and sharks (there was an epic underwater boxing match that will go down as one of the best in history). He was employed for a short time by the United States government to go find, and box to death, Osama Bin Laden, but he was recalled after a month due to emerging reports claiming that bullets had been fired in his general direction from genetically mutated owl
"That big and brown rooster is my favourite...""She held the cock and examined it saying that it was not theirs"MALACCA: Six men assaulted a 60-year-old factory boss when he tried to stop them from taking away his pet rooster.Zinc pipe-making factory director Neo Ah Kausaid that the men kicked, punched and beat him up with sticks when he refused to let them take away his rooster, which he kept in the factory in Duyong where he worked.Neo said he was in the factory with a customer when a man in his 20s approached him, looking for the owner around noon on Saturday.“There had been several thefts in this area so as a precautionary measure, I said the owner was not around,” said Neo when met at the Malacca Hospital yesterday.He said the man then left. However, when Neo went back to speak to his customer, the man suddenly rushed into the factory and grabbed one of Neo’s pet roosters nearby.“That big and brown rooster is my favourite and I rushed to stop him from taking it,” said Ne
FOWL SURPRISE: Chicken trader Shaharnizam Abdul Rahman (right), 32, got the shock of his life when he discovered that a rooster he was about to slaughter had three legs. He had bought the 2.5kg rooster among 30 chickens from a farmer in Guar Chempedak six months ago for rearing. When he caught the rooster to slaughter last week, he realised that it had a third leg, which was the same size as the other two. “I was offered up to RM800 to part with the rooster but decided against it. I consider it a gift from God,” he said, while his friend, Mohd Zaudi Mohd Hashim, looked on. — NST picture by Rahmat Othman.Source: The New Straits Times
Keith the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters,whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Keith could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning Keith noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Keith's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pu
Keith the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters,whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Keith could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning Keith noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Keith's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pu
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Atomic Rooster foi uma banda de rock progressivo britânica formada pelos ex-integrantes da banda de Arthur Brown (Crazy World of Arthur Brown), Vincent Crane e Carl Palmer em 1969. Seus únicos singles de sucesso foram lançados em 1971 com "Tomorrow Night" e "The Devil's Answer".Em 1970 a banda, que na época contava com (Vincent Crane e Carl Palmer), lançou o auto
Though nothing can take away the love of a good Red vs Blue episode, you can’t deny the Rooster Teeth team brings out an amusing side of a game even if it isn’t Halo. Even though the last episode of RvB is coming soon, Rooster Teeth doesn’t seem like they are going away anytime soon, moving onto other games outside of the Halo franchise, such as this little gem featuring new characters in the game Shadowrun. Remember kids, don’t have the volume up too loud, Ma and Pa not might care for some of the language, NSFW.
(Also, keep an eye on their site for updates a few times a week, including topical comics, such as this one featuring Paris Hilton and possibly a star from That 70’s Show *barf* )
— Microsoft, Xbox 360, Rooster Teeth, Halo, Shadowrun, Machinima, Game Video, Humor
click image to enlarge click here for detail #1,detail #2This is rooster art in mixed media of my choice for the day. Materials used are paper, acrylic, gold leaf. This art is framed with hardward and ready to hang on your wall, if you dare to do so. I believe Mr. Rooster is quite content that in the world of rocks and scissors, he rules. Measures 9" x 12", sealed with gloss medium. Signed on the back. Art comes with certificate of authenticiy from EBSQ.Buy this painting on PayPalPrice: $100 USD plus $5 USD s/hOr, send me an email
Why do people still bother to keep hens and roosters at their homes is beyond me ! I mean I understand the need to keep such birds in farms but not in a huge town like Hamad Town ! This morning while I was trying to get into my car, I met my old nemesis - drum roll everyone - “Blackjack the Rooster”, Hold on ! I don’t think that I’ve introduced Blackjack to you all yet ! Blackjack as I like to call him is a rooster who belongs to one of our neighbors. Now Blackjack is no ordinary bird ! This bird seems to hate my guts ! Why ? I am not really sure. :???: The bird keeps wondering into the streets of our once safe neighborhood and for some reason thinks that he owns it !
Anyway, this morning, while I was walking to my car, I looked up the road and guess who was staring at me ? YES ! Bloody Blackjack ! So I stood my ground and stared back at him “haha ! in your feathery face Blackjack, NOT this time !” feeling brave I give him my back whi
#707: I AM LIKE THE ROOSTER, THANKS, IN PART, TO YOUKaren, of the frozen innards comment found below, sent methis proud and strong rooster. He's a handsome devil, is he not?My e-mail inbox is in a ridiculous state right now. It is overflowing with so many encouraging e-mails, and I have been at a loss for how to respond to them all yet....Okay, since I wrote those first two sentences, nearly three hours has passed. I was miraculously inspired to respond to every single one of the e-mails I received to encourage me through this cancer thing with which I've suddenly got to deal. I was so very inspired and encouraged and grateful that I took quotes from them and posted them below with links to their websites, where applicable. That's right, I took quotes without permission from personal e-mails and am arresting my readers of their privacy. I must be evil, except that I am totally not, because I want to show my gratitude for all the kindness this here internet has shown me over t
#705: REMEMBER THE ROOSTEROver the last couple of days, I have received so much support from family, friends, and my extended online community with regard to my diagnosis with cervical cancer. Right now, I'm a little overwhelmed with the shock of this news and all the kind words. It may take me a little while to properly respond to all of you who have offered me so much, so please accept my thanks here for the time being.As I am kind of numb and speechless right now, this entry is actually brought to you courtesy of an e-mail I received from Neil of Citizen of the Month fame. He wrote to tell me to be strong like the rooster I presently have in my masthead, and he accompanied his support with this lovely inspirational attachment:Thank you, Neil, for being so thoughtful at a time when you and Sophia are waiting for her test results. All the best to the two of you.Although, that rooster appears to have only one leg, and I do hope that I get to keep both of mine.
Click & Steal 782kb rooster snapshot My hens think the man of the yard is a real spunk. He often is scratching around in the dirt and calling the hens over when he finds a tidbit for them to eat. As much as the hens will crowd around me to see what I have on offer for them in the way of food this rooster finds it unbefitting to do the same and keeps his distance or maybe he sees me as a threat that will take his 'girls' away from him!Quick links:Free Subscription to SnapShots by Email technorati tags: rooster, photos, snapshots, images, free photos, free images
Atomic Rooster was a British progressive-rock group formed in 1969 with an original lineup of Vincent Crane (organ), Nick Graham (bass), and Carl Palmer (drums). Their debut album, Atomic Rooster, hit number 49 in the U.K. in June 1970, after which Graham and Palmer left the group. Crane maintained the name and recruited guitarist/singer John Cann and drummer Paul Hammond for the second album, Death Walks Behind You, which hit number 12 in the U.K., where it featured the number 11 single "Tomorrow Night," and number 90 in the U.S. Pete French of Cactus assisted on the third album, In Hearing Of, which featured the number-four U.K. single "The Devil's Answer" and reached number 18 in England and number 167 in America. Then the group split up again, and again Crane assembled a new Atomic Rooster, this time featuring singer Chris Farlowe, guitarist Steve Bolton, bassist Bill Smith, and drummer Rick Parnell. Made in England reached number 149 in the U.S. in 1972, but the group had split a
About This Painting:This rooster is not sure which item he should pick to qualify for the "Rooster Game Show Quiz". If he guesses right, he can get on the show. p.s.--psst... Don't clue him in because being on the show means he'll end up as coq-au-vin.Media: watercolor illustrationSize: 6.5 in X 6.5 in (16.5 cm X 16.5 cm)Price: $30How to Purchase:Price: $30 plus $4.5 s/hOr, send me an email
When I lived in the country you never slept in because each morning at daybreak the rooster would crow and who could sleep through that.
Unfortunately few of us live close to a crowing rooster so there are many occasions when we need a friendly wake up call from Snoozester.
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Atomic Rooster - Atomic Rooster (1970)320kbps The incipient incarnation of Atomic Rooster -- with Vincent Crane (organ/vocals), Nick Graham (vocals/bass), and Carl Palmer (drums) -- was together just long enough to document its debut, Atomic Roooster (1970) -- (note: the extra O is intentional). Prior to the last-minute addition of Graham -- the only bassist Atomic Rooster ever had -- the band emerged from the remnants of the then recently defunct Crazy World of Arthur Brown. The material was primarily courtesy of Crane and consisted of heavier sides. His versatility is evident throughout the impressive array of styles ranging from the folk-inspired pastoral "Winter" to the bluesy horn arrangement heard on "Broken Wings." This directly contrasts driving rockers such as the album's edgy opener, "Friday 13th," or the aggressive "S.L.Y." "Decline and Fall" is a jazz-infused number boasting some exceptional if not incendiary instrumental interaction, most notably from Crane and Palmer. Ly
The last two days have been a bit of a blur, my only real activity being sitting on airplanes and trying to catch some sleep when I could. I arrived in Nairobi last night nearly 45 minutes later than expected. The flight from Amsterdam was delayed, though I do not know why. I was one of only a few Americans on the flight. The others were a mix of Africans, Asians and Europeans. I have flown internationally by myself only once before - about a year and a half ago to London, where I met up with my husband, who was taking two weeks military leave from his Iraq deployment. I did not feel alone on that trip; I felt very alone traveling to Nairobi all by myself. It seemed to take forever for the baggage handlers to unload all the boxes, bags and suitcases. I must have waited for about an hour, all the while wondering how I would find Mark "Junior" Gaya, the Village Volunteers representative in Nairobi, in the throng of people waiting outside the baggage claim area. With my 63-pound sui
