Roommate

1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloddy murder and thrash on the floor.2. Go to the mall with your roomate and sit on Santa’s lap. Refuse to get off.3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you’re wearing it.4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Cla

The average income for owners of this kind of business in California is $65,000 a year. Best of all, here’s a business that you can start with an absolute minimum investment. Practically anyone who lives in a city anywhere in the country can expect to do just about as well, and with a [...]

Once you narrow the scope of your roommate search from a large pool to a few potential candidates by using roommate finding services, it's time to weigh your options. While free people finders are ideal for supplying a list of possibilities, a successful roommate search requires some detailed targeting on your part. When its time to choose between possible roomies, you'll need a more detailed pict

I don’t want to spend a lot of time dwelling on the negatives this week (LC being a biatch to basically everyone). Instead, I want to talk about why this episode was the very best of the new season. Two words: Justin Bobby. This dimwitted bad boy makes a reappearance on THE HILLS and it [...]

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 9:36 amHeidi Montag is determined to have a good girls’ night out. Even after Stephanie Pratt reveals that Lauren Conrad could show up at the same club, Goa (like, EVERYbody goes to Goa on Thursdays, OMG). Heidi is undeterred by the LC factor, musing to Stephanie Pratt that “Maybe this will be the first time it’s okay because I feel like she always had a problem with me because of Spencer and now that I’m not really with him… ” Sure thing, girl. At Goa, Heidi spots none other than Justin-Bobby (aka Justin Brescia), and goes to go warn Audrina Patridge about her dirtball ex’s presence. When Lauren Conrad goes to get a drink, Heidi makes her move, deftly avoiding LC and seeing Audrina. Justin-Bobby makes his way over as well. When LC returns, two

The ultimate roommate burn is a very simple three step process. 1) Get restraining order against hated roommate. 2) Find out the approximate time cops will be showing up to serve the restraining order. 3) Lay out three lines of baby powder in the hated roommate’s room just before the cops arrive. A 20 year old Floridian female pulled [...]

The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up to your roommate having sex… 50. (the obvious) “Ooooooo.” 49. “That works better the other way around.” 48. Sniff, sniff. “Is something burning?” 47. “Damn, that’s complicated” 46. “Wait, wait, here take my pillow.” 45. “All right, already. _I_ came!” 44. “You guys need a value pack.” 43. Smoke a pipe, [...]

Aly moved out of our room about two weeks ago. I meant to blog about it sooner, but I haven’t had a chance.  She and I hadn’t been getting along since before Spring Break, and more recently, she and Kaileigh had not been getting along. I know that advice is Morgan’s area of expertise, but I think [...]

Roommate Alien Prank Goes Bad: Chad is terrified of Aliens, so of course his roommates decide to torment him relentlessly at all hours of the night. But eventually the prank goes from funny to freaky. Roommate Alien Prank Goes Bad - Watch more free videos

This morning my lovely friend told me about a small computer, I mean second computer after your desk computer in your room, which is designed to advance and the spheres of our activities continue to expand. This computer, Noahpad UMPC, may be carried anywhere and used in a position that the we are most comfortable with. Don’t worry about the size of appearance in the screen because with the unique touchpad controller, we can easily move the window around on the screen, effectively expanding the viewing area from 7” to 10”. The compact size of the screen will no longer mean greater burden on your eyes when browsing.Noahpad breaks such a limitation and allows the screen to be flipped all away around, up to 360 degrees. Once the screen is flipped around 360 degrees, it can be hung with

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After college or even during, many people tend to set out to live on their own, usually with a roommate(s). Most of the time a roommate is there to help take some of the financial burden. Whether it be rent, utilities, internet, or television, there should be a strict budget or plan that everybody should be sticking to. Lot of times problems arise between roommates because they didn’t plan out correctly. I have compiled some tips to help you avoid problems when moving in with a roommate or just embarking on a new adventure with somebody else. Discuss Financial Habits and Goals Before you even begin to search for a residence. all people involved should sit down and discuss what your financial and life goals are. How long do you plan to stay in the area? What kind of career path are you going to take? Do you or they currently bring in enough income? The last thing anybody wants to do at such an early stage of their life is to harm their credit, so if you are going to have other p

A list of top ten ways to freak out your roommate… 10. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ”He just didn’t belong.” 9. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8. Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ”The hair, it’s growing. Growing!” 7. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ”Soon, soon….” 6. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5. Tell your roommate, ”I’ve got an important message

Mannon moved into my house on Saturday. Mannon works at the Studio part time and had a mobile home up in the hills that suffered some fire damage. We've never been that friendly, as I find him really obnoxious, but here he is, right this minute, in my home. Sitting in my spare room in his red speedos, shedding black fur like a poodle, and stinking up the place (he kind of has a B.O. problem).Friday night my boss called me telling me about the horrible "tragedy" that had befallen Mannon and hinting that she knew I had a two-bedroom house and wouldn't a "little company" be "wonderful". I gave in. I said he could rent the spare room for a couple of months until the repairs on his mobile home are done. But here it is, only day 2 of having Mannon here and I am sooooooo regretting it.What else (besides the B.O. and the shedding problem and the fact that he doesn't appear to like to wear clothes)? Well, there is the problem of him drinking all my beer and eating all my food and

Did you get for perfect rental apartment in United States? Many of the people in America stay alone in apartments. But do you have enough money to pay that money? In such a time you can stay with your room mate and share your expenses of the room. It also helps build relationship with each other. You can make friends, build social network and learn different cultures by staying with your room mate. But where you can find room mate and how you can get them? I found a good solution for that. Roomster.net can fulfill your needs. Just create an account with them and do searches for room mate. It shows where you can room mate in your area. They have started this service in 2003 and now they are providing this service to three countries like United States, United Kingdom and Canada. You can search room mates according to area wise, apartment wise, age factor, zodiac sign. So it makes us easy to find the room with good room mate. Joining is free in roomster.net. By going to roomst

Dear Ms. Adachi,Greetings. I know you're already thinking, "Why would she give me another letter?" To be honest, I am not ashamed that you showed my previous correspondence to others nor would I feel as such if you showed this letter to them as well. What I do find shameful is the immaturity you have shown by sharing this information with those not involved in our conflict; however, there is obviously little I can do to influence that factor.I am writing this to let you know that despite our differences, I do not hate you. Though this was my initial emotion, I realized after a great deal of thought that another emotion would be far more appropriate: pity. I pity you. I have seen through our dealings together that you have the potential to be a genuinely kind person. You have the potential to go far in your life and the motivation to reach your goals. Unfortunately, your potential has gone unused or misused. It is masked by immaturity, selfishness, poor judgment, and a lack of respect

Someone (I believe it was our very own Anthony Bosio, who makes our blogs possible) just returned the funniest book to the library. It’s called The Naked Roommate: And 107 Other Issues You Might Run Into in College. It’s by Harlan Cohen, an author and advice columnist. I was caught by the title and started flipping through it. It offers great advice about not only roommates, but also food, money, drinking/drugs, finding friends, getting involved, relationships, sex, the classroom…the list goes on. It struck me how useful this could be for anyone on campus, especially freshmen. It’s filled with humor, true stories, quotes (even one from a student from Lynn, I noticed), and the 107 tips. If you’re interested, you should definitely check it out. It’s worth it.

If you are a student or just someone wishing to move to your next apartment, you know that finding a nice place to rent or a roommate that you get along with it’s not always easy. Things tend to get a bit complicated and time consuming. That’s exactly why I think that Roomster is a great resource that you definitly want to add to your list of useful websites over at Del.icio.us. Roomster.net is a primarily free service that simplifies the renting process by allowing for direct communication between potential renters and property owners or those looking to sublet. Matching between the two parties is based on gender, age, geographical factors as well as apartment size and renting costs. You can also specify you would like to contact renters that posted their pic. Note that searching and posting ads require you to create a free user account with Roomster (that you can easily close once you found a roomate or place to live). That said, t

Joke: Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex Posted on January 8, 2007 10:00 PM, Filed under Jokes 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would work better the other way around. ." 48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?" 47. "Damn, that's complicated." 46. "Wait, wait, use my pillow." 45. "Alright already, _I_came." 44. "You guys need a value pak." 43. Smoke a pipe. Every once in a while wave it around and say "Good show, old bean." 42. "Is that sperm or a mudpack?" 41. "You've got something stuck in your teeth." 40. "4 out of 5 dentists say that's bad for your enamel." 39. Go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. Point and click. Complain when they don't change positions. 38. "You know, they say that three's a charm." 37. Suggest your favorite position. 36. Shine a flashlight on them and say, "This is a citizen's arrest, assume the pos

Roomster.net is the clear leader when it comes to buying/renting property and finding that ideal room mate. You can peruse through tools such as Google maps and if you find a room mate you think could be a possibility you can contact them through live chat via IM or using the site’s private messaging function. Sign up for free and upload your details such as name, interest, picture and anything else in which you can “sell” yourself to other roommates who are searching for someone to live with. You will agree you can never be too safe when picking some one to live with so this site helps as you can see all their information and get to know them before you make the decision. On their homepage they have recently added apartments as well as new room mates which are available to move in if you have a place with an empty room. This site has a huge database so it will be unlikely that you can’t find the person or place to move in to and gets bigger each and every day! They

Of course, he is my son. Not really my roommate. But he is, really, my roommate, now. It's been the two of us since September 1, 2006. My older son lives on his own, nearby, thankfully, but not here. We don't see him everyday. Just about though, he stops by just about every night, and I'm very grateful for that. But he's not my roommate. Son #2 , pictured here, is my roommate. And what a great roommate he is. The very best hugs ever. So big and cuddly. The sweetest smile. So easy going. He was always easy going. Laid back. Funny, in that dry, cool way. Does what he's supposed to do. Doesn't complain. Good grades. Great talent (he's a writer) . Good friend. Great son. Great roommate. Again, it is so clear that God orchestrates everything. I lost Lou, but I have two wonderful, amazing sons. That's pretty lucky, don't you agree? And, I had a roommate for one full year after Lou died. To get me through. To help me get

  If you found some mysterious hairs(?) on your belongings, it’s your roommate’s! ** CAUTION: DO NOT leave your roommate alone …hahaha :-p funny commercial video, funny roommate, funny video