"Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw
Lovie Smith must see something I don't see. How the Bears can give Rex Grossman a one year contract extension is beyond me because ever since he has been the starter for the Chicago Bears, Grossman has been extremely inconsistent. He will have days that he looks like an elite quarterback in the league throwing for 3 or 4 touchdowns with over a 100 point quarterback rating. Then there are other games that he only completes 3 or 4 passes while throwing a couple interceptions and has a quarterback rating under 10. Two years ago he somehow lead the Bears to Super Bowl, excuse me the Bears defense lead the Bears to the Super Bowl while it seemed like Grossman did everything he could to screw it up for the Bears. If the Bears have a reliable quarterback I almost would be willing to say the Bears
Little six year old Ryan O'Conner of Skokie, Illinois spends most of his days hooked up to a series of tubes and machines. He has spent the past seventeen months living in room 221 at Children's Memorial Hospital, staring out the window, suffering silently in indescribable pain.
Ryan O'Connor is suffering from a rare form of brain cancer.
His only respite comes, ironically, during his most painfully grueling respiratory rehab sessions on Sundays in the fall. That's when Ryan gets to listen to his beloved Chicago Bears on the radio. And this past Sunday, Ryan got the gift of a lifetime.
Before the game, The Make-it-Happen Foundation arranged for a phone call from Ryan's favorite Chicago Bear, QB Rex Grossman. He was so excited, he finally spoke for the first time in over a year.
"Throw an interception for me, Rex, and I promise I'll get better."
Grossman went out and lived up to his end of that promise on Sunday. He not only threw an interception
Is there any reason to blame Grossman for his comments? He's been the recipient of some less-than-flattering commentary from media and fans alike. Certainly, he has had his ups and downs during the course of the season. Unfortunately, the media puts more of his "downs" in print and forgets to mention his "ups."Cut the kid some slack; it's gotta suck to wake up every morning and read in the local Chicago papers that you're terrible. Not that he hasn't had terrible games, but let's give him credit when he does perform at a phenomenal level.
Sorry about the lateness of today's update. Despite my best efforts, there are times when I simply can't adjust the ol' schedule, and today was one of those days. I know my brother speaks for the masses when he told me how upset he was with the lack of content today. So I'll make it up to you. I must say, the readers are really coming through with some quality links. Must be that standing, weekly mystery prize that will be sent to a random reader who sends a link I use. What will it be? Who will get it? Why don't you move on to today's news?MLB:Barry Bonds reportedly failed an amphetamines test last year. Of course, he quickly tied Mark Sweeney to the railroad tracks in his attempt to deflect blame. How'd you like that one? Tied to the railroad tracks? Isn't it better than "Thrown under the bus"? Fox Sports gives us an update of all the trade rumors in MLB, including all the trades the Pirates refuse to make. They really know how to cultivate off-season interest.Not only did Bi
All of the talk heading into the Seahawks-Bears game was about the play of Rex Grossman. As you know by now, Rex Grossman either plays like a mixture of John Elway and Joe Montana, or he plays like Mr. Bojangles right there. And yeah, Mr. Bojangles is not really good at doing the forward pass.But Rexy stepped up today. He went 21-38, with a touchdown and 1 interception. In overtime, when facing a big 3rd and 10 in his own territory, Rex showed huge male genitalia and hit Rasheen Davis on a 30-yard pass that set up the winning field-goal.Not many quarterbacks would've made that throw right there. In fact, it was pretty damn awesome. I did a quick Google search on the word "awesomeness" and this was the result.Yes sir, that's fairly accurate.
My full thoughts on SBXLI will be coming up later on today, but I must say that I'm getting a ton of hits today for the search term "Rex Grossman Sucks". Unfortunately I'm not getting hits for an equally appropriate phrase, "Bears Defense Sucks". Looks like this loss will be completely put on Sexy Rexy, which is unfortunate for him. The Bears truly lost as a team. By the way, I'm also getting a lot of hits today for Rex Grossman Drunk, so people must believe that's one possible explanation for some of those throws.
All of the talk heading into the Seahawks-Bears game was about the play of Rex Grossman. As you know by now, Rex Grossman either plays like a mixture of John Elway and Joe Montana, or he plays like Mr. Bojangles right there. And yeah, Mr. Bojangles is not really good at doing the forward pass.But Rexy stepped up today. He went 21-38, with a touchdown and 1 interception. In overtime, when facing a big 3rd and 10 in his own territory, Rex showed huge male genitalia and hit Rasheen Davis on a 30-yard pass that set up the winning field-goal.Not many quarterbacks would've made that throw right there. In fact, it was pretty damn awesome. I did a quick Google search on the word "awesomeness" and this was the result.Yes sir, that's fairly accurate.
Is there any reason to blame Grossman for his comments? He's been the recipient of some less-than-flattering commentary from media and fans alike. Certainly, he has had his ups and downs during the course of the season. Unfortunately, the media puts more of his "downs" in print and forgets to mention his "ups."Cut the kid some slack; it's gotta suck to wake up every morning and read in the local Chicago papers that you're terrible. Not that he hasn't had terrible games, but let's give him credit when he does perform at a phenomenal level.
