Suzanna Gratia-Hupp, whose parents were killed by an insane gunman while her gun was out in the car, gives very moving and bold testimony about the REAL reason for the second amendment: to protect ourselves against tyrants.
And here, in order to give those who are not familiar with, the process of digestion, a clear idea of that important operation, and the effect produced when alcohol is taken with food, we quote from the lecture of an English physician, Dr. Henry Monroe, on "The Physiological Action of Alcohol." He says:"Every kind of substance employed by man as food consists of sugar, starch, oil and glutinous ma
Calling someone a retard in a big budget Hollywood movie might be funny but was is more retarded is that people want to protest and get the movie shut down because they used the phrase ‘retarded’ in the movie to describe (trust me you just gotta see it) another character.
Now, as we recently learned thanks [...]
The Scientists at the California University, Los Angeles (UCLA) reveal that mindfulness meditation helps slow down progression of HIV.
Meditation does this by relieving stress and bolstering the immune system in HIV positive patients. HIV eats away the CD4 T cells and weakens the immune system, and stress speeds up this process. On performing mindfulness meditation, [...]
and that pretty much sums it up. Well not the part where the spanish basketball team doesn't understand why asians are offended by their stupid act. wow. i guess their skulls really are thick, or maybe its the fact its the same country that produced penelope cruz. You can read the article here These ignorant bastards don't know why its such a big deal. geez. you're going the olympics, in fucking a
Here is a payphone, which I didn't think existed still (this could prove me right), that is on the streets of Ann Arbor. Now I am not sure if someone thought this would be funny or if it would work. I am completely confident that both of those are legitimate options. I originally assumed it was just some wasted kid that was so wasted he thought it might actually work but have since switched my
GLOUCESTER, Mass. (AP) — A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School, school officials said.Principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine in a story published Wednesday that the girls confessed to making the pact after the school began investigating a rise in pregnancies that has
Been laughing at this all day this brief from Riehl World View
If you haven’t been keeping up, the AP has a battle going with bloggers over Fair Use. It’s a battle they can’t win. I wonder if the dinosaurs displayed such futility when their climate started to change?
Instapundit has some new links.
Also Jarvis is [...]
This is an old post daughter in law Misty sent to me, funny as hell, enjoy!
“this is a bit of a blog from a while back when I was “featured” on the Vanguard News Network and received lots of interesting mail. I responded via blog, and it turned out to be mildly entertaining”
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Ok. So I've realized that the guy there, well he's really not that dumb. In fact he's just dumb and he has even more stupid people around him doing stuff they are not even qualified to do. I finally said something about the stupid hot linking and stealing bandwidth, simply bc he did ask and I did make a suggestion asking where they host the images. He didn't know about the whole stealing bandwidth
Finally, the Mrbrown Show and Nasi Lemak Mas Selamat!Oh ya, have you read today's news? The Singapore government is seriously retarded. No offence I AM OFFENDED. Lta decided (and has already) built 30% more taxi stands within the CBD such that there is now a taxi stand every five minutes of road. let me get this straight-you want people to take public transport, and now you're promoting the use of taxis?That's just fucking ridiculous!Ps. I don't actually care about whether or not this post affects anything at all in Singapore, I just think this is stupid and I want to complain. That's the fucking problems with Singapore, the gahmen does something stupid (such as some price or tax increase or even better, MINISTORIAL PAY INCREASE!), and all the people just shut the fuck up and don't oppos
Today I was going to write about the drunken 50-something buffoon who followed me around outside Waterloo station as I was on the phone, beatboxing and hissing as close to my phone as he could get. I wasn’t the only one he did this to. At one point a group of guys who may well have been West Philidelphian, born and raised, clealy saw this idiot was annoying me and appeared to be considering approaching him in my defence.
But I’m not going to write about him; I’m going to write about bus drivers.
Now, not all bus drivers are retards. Plenty probably even enjoy life. But some, perhaps a distinct minority, are so fundamentally bad at life they feel the need to pass their insatiable self-loathing onto the poor saps who have to use the service they so bitterly provide.
Today I met just such a twit. The bus stop next to my house is out of service as they’re doing road works around it. On the opposite side of the road there is a temporary bus stop, but not on my side.
the new newsweek has a piece on just how misinformed americans are. more people know who won american idol than who the chief justice of the supreme court is. oy. wonkette had some salient comments on the article:How dumb are Americans? A fifth of you think most of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq, which makes sense as 41% of you think the September 11, 2001, attacks were an Iraqi military operation. An elite 11% were able to identify the chief justice of the Supreme Court.If you’ve wondered who could possibly approve of Dick Cheney, it is likely the same 10% who believe the American or British empires predate the Roman Empire, or the 8% who chose “sports utility vehicles” as the one thing that definitely does not contribute to global warming.
International Federation of Competitive Eating - IFOCE - http://www.ifoce.com/
Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest - www.nathansfamous.com/nathans/contest/
Disclaimer: I am not a hater of mentally handicapped people. I had one as an imaginary friend growing up. This post may be offensive if you, or a loved one, is retarded, or if you’re a member of the IFOCE. Read only if you think you can stomach it. har har har, corny pun
Nathan’s hot dog eating competition is just one of those things, you know…
I thought, “What if they had a rice eating competition… with chopsticks?” I can’t use chopsticks for shit, it’s too damn hard. I don’t have the coordination.
Then I thought, “shit.” How does a retarded Chinese person do it? How can a mentally challenged person possess more coordination than me? Retards in America drink their food through a straw. They can’t even use a spoon. So what the hell is in that damn Chinese
From sugiero
“a guy, who works in the department of a Human Resources consultancy company, says they made a selection process in which, among other things, they asked for a person with ample experience in using the internet (navigation, searches, formats…).
They received 50 candidacies, from which 30 came from Hotmail-directions, all of them erased as they entered.
The reason: You can’t pretend being an internet expert and use a Hotmail account at the same time.”
That’s too funny. How long before Hotmail users realize they’re wearing the dunce caps of the internet? Should we tell them? How long before AOL users take off the “tricycle wheels” and start surfing with the grownups?
During my travels, there have been times when I've been ill, hungover or whatever, and have just slummed it in my hotel room. The thought of engaging with the outside world has just been too daunting. It's at these times when one invariably reaches for the remote control and turns on the television. It is also at these times that one is subjected to channel upon channel of utter shit. More often than not, five minutes into the viewing 'experience' one realises that there is more entertainment to be had by gauging one's eyes out with a used, blunt toothpick.Having travelled to places like Brazil, Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand, I thought I'd seen the cream of the crop when it comes to shit television. And then I was introduced to Korean television. It's bad. Very, very, bad ...Koreans are, in my mind, the masters of coma-inducing television. Indeed, watching Korean light entertainment has exactly the same effect as consuming way too much valium. Why do Koreans share the s
Recently I had a conversation with some one that prompted so much thought I’ve had to begin writing down my thoughts in order to continue thinking on the matter. This particular individual and I are antithetical in almost every way. However, although we disagree on almost everything we deeply appreciate each other and remain truly close friends. The subject of conversation was, as it frequently is, God and faith. My friends position is that faith in a God, particularly my God (the triune God; father, son, and spirit), is nothing more than a crutch for my weak mind. He contends that the idea of God gives mankind hope in a hopeless world, and acts as a placebo allowing people to see the coincidental as miraculous, the positive as blessing, and the negative as divine providence. He believes in moral relativism, and advocates an existential approach to life. Of course out of respect for our friendship he omits me from the weak minded masses J As I’ve been thinking on the matter I
Well, El Nino fucked us Californians again. Every time that little bastard rolls our way, meteorologists go nuts telling us to expect a "warm and wet" winter, like we're facing a monsoon or something....and every year the meteorologists have either understated the amount of rain we get, or they are dead wrong about the "warm" part. So while the rest of the country starts planting orange crops, we in the west end up testing the limits of our flood insurance or freezing our asses off in sub-twenties temperatures.The next time an El Nino year is announced, I am packing my family up and we are going to run screaming to Mexico. Viva la gringa!Anyway, that's not the real reason I posted. The real reason I posted is because my neighbors have all scaled back the output from their sprinkler systems on their front lawns and it's pissing me off.You see, with temperatures in the teens and twenties, water from our sprinkler systems has been freezing solid as soon as it touches concrete. This has
"Who needs men?"
"All men are bastards / perverts / losers / jerks / etc etc"
Recently one of my girlfriends broke up with her boyfriend of three years. No he didn't cheat on her nor was he uncaring. She just thought he wasn't "the one" after realizing her error she wanted him back and cried and moaned and moped for about a month with no avail because he simply wouldn't take her back…and as I
