Retarded

Ponder this.  You’re graduating from James Madison U. and your commencement speaker (Tom Dingledine) tells you to hold hands and close your eyes as new age music is cued.  Quick, you have two seconds to decide what to do? 1) Grab the hand next to you because she is a hottie 2) Start the wave 3) Begin to converse [...]

Now that the springtime warm weather is here the masses are beginning to bust out their ugly croc clown shoes from the bottom of their coat closets. I cant fully express how much i hate this footwear and how much i hate the the people who wear them. I long for the day at the [...]

Prenuptial agreements are a gift from God. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing then sober up, realize you made a gigantic mistake and still keep all your cash. They're greeaat! So great, in fact, that Mariah Carey made sure to have one in place before eloping with Nick Cannon, according to FOX News: Mariah...

Alone in the fire-light, Stranded in the cold, murderer of strangers, Fighting for my eternal soul. Was raised in hell, so hell never gave me no worry. Worry them niggas I done buried, niggas I done carried, out of the funeral home, froze from they fatal mistakes, Tired of memorials, funerals and my niggas wakes. It seems what ever I love gets crushed, a poor ass ghetto child, grown now, gonna die not giving a fuck. See hustling the life that I choose, so put your reporters and judges, in my shoes before they write they news. See if reality can sell they papers, entertainment to the white folks minds be my everyday capers. Death to the dope-man, I find that amusing, we only sell left-overs, leftover from white folks using. Still the law creep past but they cant touch us….. so f^ck em..

From the people that brought you this tasteless crap ad! Yes, it’s true. The left-wing anti-patriots at MoveOn.org, who didn’t think twice about handing jihadists potent ammunition the day before the sixth anniversary of 9/11 with their despicable attack on Gen. Petraeus, are now worried about actions that “hurt the country.”Dangerous, perilous, damaging, harmful actions…like having [...]

Found this on Gateway Pundit Being an anti-American racist minister has its perks. Rev. Jeremiah Wright is about to roost in a 10,340 square foor $1.6 million dollar home. FOX News reported: FOX News has uncovered documents that indicate Wright is about to move to a 10,340-square-foot, four-bedroom home in suburban Chicago, currently under construction in a gated community. While [...]

INDIAN WELLS, Calif. (AP) — WTA head Larry Scott said Thursday that he strongly disagrees with comments made by Richard Williams, father of Serena and Venus, regarding racism on the women’s tour.Saying he was disappointed by Williams’ recent remarks during an interview in India, Scott said in a statement: “The Tour has a zero tolerance [...]

BAGHDAD (AP) -- Two mentally retarded women strapped with remote-control explosives - and possibly used as unwitting suicide bombers - brought carnage Friday to two pet bazaars, killing at 73 people in the deadliest day since Washington flooded the capital with extra troops last spring. The coordinated blasts - coming 20 minutes apart in different parts of the city - appeared to reinforce U.S. claims al-Qaida in Iraq may be increasingly desperate and running short of able-bodied men willing or available for such missions. But they also served as a reminder that Iraqi insurgents are constantly shifting their strategies in attempts to unravel recent security gains around the country. Women have been used in ever greater frequency in suicide attacks. The twin attacks at the pet markets, howe

I recently read a True Mom Confession on Sweetney.com about letting infants/toddlers watch television, and it reminded me of this post that I published way back on August 16. I decided I’d dust it off and bring it over here, where I have many different and new readers, to get some fresh comments on the topic, because I’m really interested in what people think.   What do you guys think about this whole tv business? What do you do with your kids? *********************************** August 16, 2007 Recipe for Disorders? So, I’ve been thinking a lot about this whole no TV for babies thing. I’ve been worrying and feeling guilty about it. You know, The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends absolutely no TV exposure at all for children under 24 months of age. I knew this, in fact, before I had Braden, because I read a CRAPLOAD of books, magazines, pamphlets, online resources, etc., about pregnancy & babies. However, I decided it was bullcrap, to put it bl

~Snooper~As the GREAT news coming out of the efforts of our Troops in the War In Iraq comes flowing in showing that the Leftinistra have ALWAYS been on the wrong side of this issue...as well as a plethora of others...they now find the need to whine, cry, foam at the mouth and make fools of themselves on a different issue; thus distracting their inability to get anything done and/or lead in any capacity. The more they can distract from their ineptness on any issue to get anything right on any issue, they deflect their ignorance onto something and/or someone else. Such is not going to go unanswered or at least challenged.Within the last week or so, A known Syrian Al Qaida leader has been removed from any influence in this life on a permanent basis, along with the slog's media pool. The violence levels have dropped to the levels of January 2006 with another 40 Al Qaida terrorists meeting the same fate as the Syrian fool. We have also witnessed an acknowledgment from some "prominent"

A while ago, I stopped reading Details magazine....well...(by read, I mean skim through for pics of hot dudes)...because I was incredibly offended by their last page in which they bring in certain members of society and ask whether someone who looks like that is gay or not. This month, in hopes of making it seem like they're a sexually ambiguous magazine, they decided to compare heteros to homos. The comparison above reads..."One’s hot for the ladies, the other much prefers his fellow man. Whether he’s cruising the nearest glory hole or picking up the scent of a woman, this guy advances the Homo sapiens agenda: eating, sleeping, and tending to his inflamed nether regions. So get a grip on your manhood, because behind two great sexual orientations stands a great one-track mind."Ugh. They need to stop......unless they start doing celebrities. That'd be fun. My "favorite offensive edition" would have to be "Gay or Asian" -One cruises for chicken, the other takes it General Tso style

Why Leetspeak isRetarded...I've been playing videogames for over 20 years now and I'm not sure whether I'm proud of that or not. What I am sure of is that I find myself addicted to an industry that is increasingly dominated by young people.Now, I wouldn't typically care at all about the fact that my past time happens to also be the past time of small humans aged 6-16 (although god knows there are lots of people that keep begging me to grow out of it already), but I have to confess that there are some things that bother me. Most notable among those things that just drive me crazy is the infamous, and universally pervasive, leetspeak. If you use it, you are a retard, period. I get it, typing out whole words takes too long. I understand that certain keys are closer together then others. I even understand that any past time develops its own unique language as a way of increasing the efficiency and reinforcing the clique-like nature of the activity. You are still a retard.If you l

Why Leetspeak isRetarded...I've been playing videogames for over 20 years now and I'm not sure whether I'm proud of that or not. What I am sure of is that I find myself addicted to an industry that is increasingly dominated by young people.Now, I wouldn't typically care at all about the fact that my past time happens to also be the past time of small humans aged 6-16 (although god knows there are lots of people that keep begging me to grow out of it already), but I have to confess that there are some things that bother me. Most notable among those things that just drive me crazy is the infamous, and universally pervasive, leetspeak. If you use it, you are a retard, period. I get it, typing out whole words takes too long. I understand that certain keys are closer together th

It's no secret that MTV, along with masses of other mainstream media organisations, are pathetically and desperately trying to manufacture things that'll sell, focussing solely on what draws the most eyes: sex. I'm fucking sick of them. Sick, so much, that I just can't wait to see them collapse in on themselves.The new attempt of Music Television to make hopelessly desperate sums of cash under the guise of producing "new" entertainment, is another hopelessly braindead reality show, this time exploiting some girl who has over 2 million "friends" on MySpace, got naked for Playboy and did a spread for Stuff, the alleged gadget magazine.A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila aims to exploit chumps who are almost certainly capable of accessing something a) that doesn't insult their intelligence; and b) more thoughtful via the on-demand nature of modern media distribution, by hooking them in with a pretty asian girl. I'm not going to rant about MTV being a corporate sell-out, because that l

As the owner of a retarded cat, I can sure appreciate other retarded cats. Like these.The biggest thrill of Bucket's day occurs when he lays in the driveway and my children throw gravel at him. He leaps up and bats it like he's playing ball. He's a fun addition to our family.

The roof... the roof... the roof... is on fire! All the people in the house, put your hands in the air! All you people in the back! All you people in the front! Say WOW! Wow! There simply is no limit for the shameless display of Windows Vista Wow love at the operating system's launch in India on January 30, 2007. Did I say love? I meant mindless idolatry! Just watch the two videos embedded at the bottom. If you can find better video footage of live kitsch then please, educate me. The Wow is now, Vista launch in India was simply a tasteless performance. It reminds me of the communist era, when herds of brain-washed proletarians spelled Stalin's name with their bodies in Russian stadiums. I mean... people dancing around with the Windows logo? Back at the end of May, I managed to come across the Windows Vista anthem, "sung by the famous singer Sunidhi Chauhan exclusively for the Windows Vista launch." That exemplary item of tone-deaf sounds mix was recorded and distributed by Microsoft,

Ok no not me, but some idiots I just seen outside while walking bella. I see a car pull over and just sit there, then I see another car pull in front of them, and another and another, and then the first car who parked there went in front of the other one just as about 7 guys come flying out of the back of the explorer, and cursing at whatnot at whomever was in the car trying to get away. A cop drove by, but at that time, the other car was already gone, and it didn't look like anything was wrong, as the men had climbed in the back of the Explorer, when they seen it before I did. I tell you what, had they had a gun, I would have just witnessed a shooting. Speaking of shooting, I sware on all things holy and tainted, that I heard two gunshots go off the other night. Not too unusual around these parts, but these ones were loud as if they were right across the street or something. So curious me had to go see whatever it was that was lurking in the dark. Of course nothing. Its definably not

Celebrity blondes might want to stop writing personal notes to the press. It just reinforces our beliefs that they are idiots (see: Hilton, Paris). With this in mind, Britney Spears recently wrote a letter of apology for doing this to employees of celeb site X17. It was totally awesome.Was the character a bald woman? Yeah, I think her raising two children is going to work out wonderfully.UPDATE: Britney is so retarded she actually re-published this letter on her Web site, complete with spelling errors. Rolls? Is someone hungry? (HT: The Superficial)On a completely unrelated note, Carlton, that super nerdy guy from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (remember him?), is dating a porn star. A really hot porn star.You'll have to excuse me while I go kill myself now.(Source: Dlisted)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online

Britney Spears posted another exercise in insanity on her website, requesting fans help to name her new album by picking from the following five proposed titles. These are the actual titles, I shit you not: 1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like 2. What if the Joke is on You 3. Down boy 4. Integrity 5. Dignity You can [...]

Up in the ranks of the Flat Earth Society and those crazy bastards in the Evangelical War on Science video, the “True Christians” are definitely out there. Here’s an excerpt from the site: As everyone knows, Science is retarded. Only morans can accept the scientific method. Everyone knows that Faith is superior to the Religion of Science since Faith requires reliable evidence, the Bible! The evolutions are always changing their beliefs, yet the Word of God is still the same! Evolutionists are all Liberal scum who worship their God, Dawgwin! You won’t believe all of the insane crap that is spouted on truechristian.com.

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internet advertisingWhats happening in the head of this stupid blond girl?Jessica Simpson, who’s currently dating singer John Mayer, recently told NYP that she wants to adopt a baby.So what's getting Jessica in the mothering mood? Her dogs, at least according to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. But the pop princess, whose been cavorting all over America with boyfriend John Mayer, isn't quite ready to pump out little Jesses. She's going to get herself, as Adams puts it so delicately, "another designer kid."Ohh! Stupid girl! She's watching her dogs humping and decides to adopt a baby. I knew she was retarded!

Seems like just this week I've seen in several posts the use of the word "retarded' to mean stupid. You know, like "Dude, that's just retarded!" Since I mostly read mom blogs, I guess I'm even more shocked by this. Why is it still acceptable for people to... Please see http://PlainJaneMom.com for the full post... And http://plainjanemom.com/about-plainjanemomcom/ will tell you why I can no longer include the full content of my posts in my RSS/Bloglines feed.

... or, Why it's never a good idea to let your marketing manager get all "creative" on you.In a maneuver that smacks of one part desperation and two parts mind-boggling stupidity, Marvel Comics has announced they will have a crossover event with the CBS soap opera, The Guiding Light. In better news, the crossover will feature The Avengers, and S.H.I.E.L.D. In even better news, the announced writer for this high profile project will be Marvel's Marketing Director Jim McCann???? You know, I've been reading comics since the age of six. That means I've got 32 years of reading comics under my belt and I have never understood Marvel's propensity for not using high power talent on books that will receive inordinate amounts of exposure.Here's the thing. Let's say you need a brick wall built, you don't want to do it yourself who do you have do the job? Do you hire a plumber, or an accountant? Not usually, no. You hire a bricklayer, or a general contractor, and he hires the bricklayer. Y