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      Mentally Retarded Children: Relief from Geminids Meteor Shower
      A key issue faced by the parents of mentally retarded children is the absence of medication or relief. Roughly estimated to be about 2 to 3 per centum of population, mentally retarded children show signs of retardation at much early age. For the parents such children cause much anxiety. They need to be given special [...]

      Written by: Cosmic Adviser


      Donovan McNabb Is Retarded
      Time to step down Mr. Fat Andy Reid and time to get rid of McNabb. Those two are easily the worst duo in professional football. Andy Reid doesn't sign the right players he needs for the west coast offense he insists on using to work. The one time he did sign a superstar they went to the superbowl...wow, how weird. But before and since, they have done nothing of the sort, and Reid has no personalit

      Written by: When You Are Right: You Are Right.


      Mmm Crunch, You’re All Retarded
      So today was a really, really bad day. Let’s start by talking about yesterday. It was great. I felt really good, like my muscle problem was going away on it’s own and working itself out. I even canceled my doctors appointment because I was feeling so good. Went shopping, out to eat, cleaned and organized [...]

      Written by: Just Ranee


      The gloves are off: Madonna blasts emotionally retarded Guy Ritchie as she takes to the stage in Boston
      With a million dollar divorce looming, Madonna couldn’t resist launching a thinly veiled attack on her soon to be ex husband Guy Ritchie as she took to the stage in Boston last night. Before she sang ‘Miles Away’, which Madonna previously claimed was inspired by Ritchie, she told the audience: ‘This song is for the emotionally [...]

      Written by: Showbiz News & Celebrity Gossip


      Retarded Ice Cream

      Written by: Not So Motivational


      Hiring the 52nd Retarded Cousin!
      I remember a comedian doing a joke that I’ve shared on this blog before. He said, “Some White folks would rather hire their 52nd retarded cousin than give the job to a Black person.”As I continue to listen to Gov. Sarah Palin doing these interviews with Katie Couric, I am constantly reminded of that joke. And, it makes me think that there are millions of Americans that would rather put this

      Written by: The Black Factor


      Retarded Internet Poll #13. What would you do if...?
      My latest Retarded Internet Poll is up and running in the side bar (To the right) I haven't had one up in a while because (insert lie here) and was curious at what the poll would reveal. My theory is that most people are sort of selfish and most world savers are full of crap. Answer honestly. Oh yea, it still says your title because i was too lazy to go fix it. Don't matter anyway, it works. Thank

      Written by: Diary of a poor black Milwaukee Screwup.


      The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Go Green
      With the threat of global warming looming, it's more important than ever that all of us appear to care about the environment.Click here

      Written by: WHO WOT ME


      Retarded Whiners Protest Tropic Thunder
      Because Catholic women still tend to pop out babies until their uterus collapses, and that means a lot of the time the last one has Down's Syndrome or some other disability, I have been involved in activities for the mentally disabled since I was a kid. I have been a counselor at special summer camps, and for many years participated in the Special Olympics—I am also about ten credits short of

      Written by: Just a Girl in Short Short Shorts Talking About Whatever


      ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS RETARDED
      I slightly disagree with this picture because I think online arguments are hilarious to see. But the overwhelming result is definitely correct, you're retarded.

      Written by: The Flint Skinny


      Retarded
      I'm sure most of you can't wait to see the new Ben Stiller pic, "Tropic Thunder." However, did you realize that they make fun of retards in the movie? Actually calling them 'retards?' How dare they!! Actually, I think that's fucking funny, as retarded people are in fact, retards.What's that you say? They prefer to be called "mentally disabled?" They don't like to be called or portrayed as 'retards

      Written by: Hector Vex's Infotainment


      Youtube Poop: Ash's Retarded Adventure
      Youtube Poop: Ash's Retarded Adventure

      Written by: Cartoon network


      Haley is retarded. Seriously.
      Dear Elaine, Exhausted and nearing mental collapse with every passing minute, I followed your advice last weekend. In order to salvage relationship with TWT, I decided to allude to a long lost famous uncle. (This was after I told TWT that my great grandfather was friends and played violin with Albert Einstein. This is completely true, [...]

      Written by: I could kill her


      Sanjay Kumar inaugurates the Mobile Catering Van at the Institute for Mentally Retarded Children-32
      Vikas Jaatyan writes from Chandigarh: Umeed a project which got the President Award on December 2003 for its unique theme adds another milestone in the lists of projects with inclusion of Umeed Food Express- Mobile Catering Van. UT Home and Finance Secretary, Mr. Sanjay Kumar inaugurated the Mobile Catering Van at the Institute for Mentally [...]

      Written by: Northern News Lines


      To a Retarded Republican: YES WE CAN!
      *** Disclaimer:  This is to one specific republican.  He knows who he is *** You little repugnant republican imbecile, you know who you are.  Since the herpes sores have cleared up a...

      Written by: TCOOO - Taking Care Of Our Own


      Crocs Are Fucking Retarded
      Now that the springtime warm weather is here the masses are beginning to bust out their ugly croc clown shoes from the bottom of their coat closets. I cant fully express how much i hate this footwear and how much i hate the the people who wear them. I long for the day at the [...]

      Written by: Basementjoe.com


      Mariah Carey: I'm not retarded, there's a prenup
      Prenuptial agreements are a gift from God. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing then sober up, realize you made a gigantic mistake and still keep all your cash. They're greeaat! So great, in fact, that Mariah Carey made sure to have one in place before eloping with Nick Cannon, according to FOX News: Mariah...

      Written by: FlyLip Celebrity News, Photos and Gossip


      Moronic dolts at MoveOn retarded definition of “hurting the country”
      From the people that brought you this tasteless crap ad! Yes, it’s true. The left-wing anti-patriots at MoveOn.org, who didn’t think twice about handing jihadists potent ammunition the day before the sixth anniversary of 9/11 with their despicable attack on Gen. Petraeus, are now worried about actions that “hurt the country.”Dangerous, perilous, damaging, harmful actions…like having [...]

      Written by: Political Party Poop


      Retarded X Presidents…
      Israel snubs Jimmy Carter

      Written by: Political Party Poop


      Retarded Car
      Ok, I know... I'm supposed to be packing and whatever. But I saw one of these on the road the other day and just couldn't stop laughing.They call it smart fortwo. The name style pretty much indicates how cramped it must be. And I wonder if they thought about ever traveling anywhere with luggage. Doesn't seem too smart to me.

      Written by: This One Goes Out to the Friends I Never Had


      Apparently being a retarded negro, racist, Anti-American, Jew hating, Garlic nose dissing SOB can bring in the bling!
      Found this on Gateway Pundit Being an anti-American racist minister has its perks. Rev. Jeremiah Wright is about to roost in a 10,340 square foor $1.6 million dollar home. FOX News reported: FOX News has uncovered documents that indicate Wright is about to move to a 10,340-square-foot, four-bedroom home in suburban Chicago, currently under construction in a gated community. While [...]

      Written by: Political Party Poop


      William’s sisters retarded dad claims past tennis champs were white trash…
      INDIAN WELLS, Calif. (AP) — WTA head Larry Scott said Thursday that he strongly disagrees with comments made by Richard Williams, father of Serena and Venus, regarding racism on the women’s tour.Saying he was disappointed by Williams’ recent remarks during an interview in India, Scott said in a statement: “The Tour has a zero tolerance [...]

      Written by: Political Party Poop


      Mentally Retarded Women Used in Bombings
      BAGHDAD (AP) -- Two mentally retarded women strapped with remote-control explosives - and possibly used as unwitting suicide bombers - brought carnage Friday to two pet bazaars, killing at 73 people in the deadliest day since Washington flooded the capital with extra troops last spring. The coordinated blasts - coming 20 minutes apart in different parts of the city - appeared to reinforce U.S. claims al-Qaida in Iraq may be increasingly desperate and running short of able-bodied men willing or available for such missions. But they also served as a reminder that Iraqi insurgents are constantly shifting their strategies in attempts to unravel recent security gains around the country. Women have been used in ever greater frequency in suicide attacks. The twin attacks at the pet markets, howe

      Written by: Taking Back America


      Life as a retarded chipmunk

      Written by: Crazy Tubes


      Help, The TV Retarded My Baby!
      I recently read a True Mom Confession on Sweetney.com about letting infants/toddlers watch television, and it reminded me of this post that I published way back on August 16. I decided I’d dust it off and bring it over here, where I have many different and new readers, to get some fresh comments on the topic, because I’m really interested in what people think.   What do you guys think about this whole tv business? What do you do with your kids? *********************************** August 16, 2007 Recipe for Disorders? So, I’ve been thinking a lot about this whole no TV for babies thing. I’ve been worrying and feeling guilty about it. You know, The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends absolutely no TV exposure at all for children under 24 months of age. I knew this, in fact, before I had Braden, because I read a CRAPLOAD of books, magazines, pamphlets, online resources, etc., about pregnancy & babies. However, I decided it was bullcrap, to put it bl

      Written by: Sarcastic Mom


      On Iran, NIE, Jerks and Retarded Politicians
      ~Snooper~As the GREAT news coming out of the efforts of our Troops in the War In Iraq comes flowing in showing that the Leftinistra have ALWAYS been on the wrong side of this issue...as well as a plethora of others...they now find the need to whine, cry, foam at the mouth and make fools of themselves on a different issue; thus distracting their inability to get anything done and/or lead in any capacity. The more they can distract from their ineptness on any issue to get anything right on any issue, they deflect their ignorance onto something and/or someone else. Such is not going to go unanswered or at least challenged.Within the last week or so, A known Syrian Al Qaida leader has been removed from any influence in this life on a permanent basis, along with the slog's media pool. The violence levels have dropped to the levels of January 2006 with another 40 Al Qaida terrorists meeting the same fate as the Syrian fool. We have also witnessed an acknowledgment from some "prominent"

      Written by: A Newt One


      Why Leetspeek is Retarded
      Why Leetspeak isRetarded...I've been playing videogames for over 20 years now and I'm not sure whether I'm proud of that or not. What I am sure of is that I find myself addicted to an industry that is increasingly dominated by young people.Now, I wouldn't typically care at all about the fact that my past time happens to also be the past time of small humans aged 6-16 (although god knows there are lots of people that keep begging me to grow out of it already), but I have to confess that there are some things that bother me. Most notable among those things that just drive me crazy is the infamous, and universally pervasive, leetspeak. If you use it, you are a retard, period. I get it, typing out whole words takes too long. I understand that certain keys are closer together then others. I even understand that any past time develops its own unique language as a way of increasing the efficiency and reinforcing the clique-like nature of the activity. You are still a retard.If you l

      Written by: the tr00f


      Why Leetspeek is Retarded
      Why Leetspeak isRetarded...I've been playing videogames for over 20 years now and I'm not sure whether I'm proud of that or not. What I am sure of is that I find myself addicted to an industry that is increasingly dominated by young people.Now, I wouldn't typically care at all about the fact that my past time happens to also be the past time of small humans aged 6-16 (although god knows there are lots of people that keep begging me to grow out of it already), but I have to confess that there are some things that bother me. Most notable among those things that just drive me crazy is the infamous, and universally pervasive, leetspeak. If you use it, you are a retard, period. I get it, typing out whole words takes too long. I understand that certain keys are closer together th

      Written by: the tr00f


      Why Leetspeek is Retarded
      Why Leetspeak isRetarded...I've been playing videogames for over 20 years now and I'm not sure whether I'm proud of that or not. What I am sure of is that I find myself addicted to an industry that is increasingly dominated by young people.Now, I wouldn't typically care at all about the fact that my past time happens to also be the past time of small humans aged 6-16 (although god

      Written by: the tr00f


      Retarded Naruto 2
      Retarded Naruto: Fans (revised)

      Written by: Naruto Flashing


      Retarded Naruto 1
      Retarded Naruto: Fans

      Written by: Naruto Flashing


      Heard Of Retarded Windows Vista Anthem? Now Watch Vista Launch Retarded Video!
      The roof... the roof... the roof... is on fire! All the people in the house, put your hands in the air! All you people in the back! All you people in the front! Say WOW! Wow! There simply is no limit for the shameless display of Windows Vista Wow love at the operating system's launch in India on January 30, 2007. Did I say love? I meant mindless idolatry! Just watch the two videos embedded at the bottom. If you can find better video footage of live kitsch then please, educate me. The Wow is now, Vista launch in India was simply a tasteless performance. It reminds me of the communist era, when herds of brain-washed proletarians spelled Stalin's name with their bodies in Russian stadiums. I mean... people dancing around with the Windows logo? Back at the end of May, I managed to come across the Windows Vista anthem, "sung by the famous singer Sunidhi Chauhan exclusively for the Windows Vista launch." That exemplary item of tone-deaf sounds mix was recorded and distributed by Microsoft,

      Written by: D' Technology Weblog


      Big bad and retarded.
      Ok no not me, but some idiots I just seen outside while walking bella. I see a car pull over and just sit there, then I see another car pull in front of them, and another and another, and then the first car who parked there went in front of the other one just as about 7 guys come flying out of the back of the explorer, and cursing at whatnot at whomever was in the car trying to get away. A cop drove by, but at that time, the other car was already gone, and it didn't look like anything was wrong, as the men had climbed in the back of the Explorer, when they seen it before I did. I tell you what, had they had a gun, I would have just witnessed a shooting. Speaking of shooting, I sware on all things holy and tainted, that I heard two gunshots go off the other night. Not too unusual around these parts, but these ones were loud as if they were right across the street or something. So curious me had to go see whatever it was that was lurking in the dark. Of course nothing. Its definably not

      Written by: Skarletz Diary


      Our Celebrity Nooner: Britney Spears May Also Be Mildly Retarded (Updated)
      Celebrity blondes might want to stop writing personal notes to the press. It just reinforces our beliefs that they are idiots (see: Hilton, Paris). With this in mind, Britney Spears recently wrote a letter of apology for doing this to employees of celeb site X17. It was totally awesome.Was the character a bald woman? Yeah, I think her raising two children is going to work out wonderfully.UPDATE: Britney is so retarded she actually re-published this letter on her Web site, complete with spelling errors. Rolls? Is someone hungry? (HT: The Superficial)On a completely unrelated note, Carlton, that super nerdy guy from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (remember him?), is dating a porn star. A really hot porn star.You'll have to excuse me while I go kill myself now.(Source: Dlisted)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online

      Written by: Our Book of Scrap


      Britney Spears is Fucking Retarded
      Britney Spears posted another exercise in insanity on her website, requesting fans help to name her new album by picking from the following five proposed titles. These are the actual titles, I shit you not: 1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like 2. What if the Joke is on You 3. Down boy 4. Integrity 5. Dignity You can [...]

      Written by: FlyLip Celebrity News, Photos and Gossip


      Hot Retarded Blondie Serbian Girl!
      Hot Retarded Blondie Serbian Girl!

      Written by: Sexy Girls' Videos


      Cassidy - Get Retarded (Freestyle)
      Cassidy - Get Retarded (Freestyle)

      Written by: HIPHOPST


      Science is Retarded
      Up in the ranks of the Flat Earth Society and those crazy bastards in the Evangelical War on Science video, the “True Christians” are definitely out there. Here’s an excerpt from the site: As everyone knows, Science is retarded. Only morans can accept the scientific method. Everyone knows that Faith is superior to the Religion of Science since Faith requires reliable evidence, the Bible! The evolutions are always changing their beliefs, yet the Word of God is still the same! Evolutionists are all Liberal scum who worship their God, Dawgwin! You won’t believe all of the insane crap that is spouted on truechristian.com.

      Written by: Where the Boggs are Always Cold


      'We ruthless in the party, It's Luni & Nutz - on a Bosko slap, Go Retarded like a dunce...'
      I.M.G. - The FrontlineAint No Talkin - Young GaszSpeakers On Blap (Prod. Traxamillion) - Balance & Big Rich YEEE! Trax Strikes Again!!Like Me ft Lil Tee - Y.U.N.G. ShazyHollyhood ft Jazze Pha (Prod. Jazze Pha) - VawnIm On It - Tyte WorkBig Shit Poppin ft Hot Rod (Remix) - T.I.Come Around ft Paul Wall, Cypress Hill, Shaggy, Aztek, & Ray Cash (Remix) - Collie BuddzAbused ft Twista - SparksG's Up ft The Game & Jadakiss - Supa Nova SlomWe Got It ft San Quinn & Berner - YBZ Sean PaulGhostride - Richie RichNew York Pt. 2 ft. Ja Rule, Jadakiss & Fat Joe - DJ KhaledSome Say Yes ft Sleepy Brown - FreewayCan U Get Away ft Ray J & Snoop Dogg (Prod. David Banner) - Goldie LocBoy Looka Here ft Ja Rule & Harry-O (Remix) - Rich BoyGoing Digital - AllianceGirls Gone Wild - RaydeanWhip Game ft Skeez & Lil Wayne - FieldsIt Just Don't Stop (Prod. DJ Premier) - Big Shug NiiiiceCashville Coutny ft Young Buck - C-Bo & OutlawzBumpin Hard 2 The Beat ft Lil Richard - OTULet Yourself Go ft Phonte (Remix) (Pro

      Written by: Slapz&Such


      Retarded Jessica Simpson wants to adopt a baby
      internet advertisingWhats happening in the head of this stupid blond girl?Jessica Simpson, who’s currently dating singer John Mayer, recently told NYP that she wants to adopt a baby.So what's getting Jessica in the mothering mood? Her dogs, at least according to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. But the pop princess, whose been cavorting all over America with boyfriend John Mayer, isn't quite ready to pump out little Jesses. She's going to get herself, as Adams puts it so delicately, "another designer kid."Ohh! Stupid girl! She's watching her dogs humping and decides to adopt a baby. I knew she was retarded!

      Written by: PLONC


      Joel Johnson let's out a scathing screed against stupid tech products and the "retarded salmon" who buy them.

      Written by: Alt Text


      Let's Get Retarded!
      ... or, Why it's never a good idea to let your marketing manager get all "creative" on you.In a maneuver that smacks of one part desperation and two parts mind-boggling stupidity, Marvel Comics has announced they will have a crossover event with the CBS soap opera, The Guiding Light. In better news, the crossover will feature The Avengers, and S.H.I.E.L.D. In even better news, the announced writer for this high profile project will be Marvel's Marketing Director Jim McCann???? You know, I've been reading comics since the age of six. That means I've got 32 years of reading comics under my belt and I have never understood Marvel's propensity for not using high power talent on books that will receive inordinate amounts of exposure.Here's the thing. Let's say you need a brick wall built, you don't want to do it yourself who do you have do the job? Do you hire a plumber, or an accountant? Not usually, no. You hire a bricklayer, or a general contractor, and he hires the bricklayer. Y

      Written by: Pop Snark Hooligan!


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