Repent

So um, no offense to those of you who are enjoying living out your happy little lives of decadence and sin, and I hate to be the one to have to burst your happy little rainbow filled bubble of denial, but um, "The End" really is coming sooner than you think and well, I'm afraid you are totally running out of time to repent so you better hurry the fuck up before it's too late!!!!!!!Don't look at

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Christians - have you been supporting George W. Bush throughout his presidency?If so, you need to repent. Bush has been doing horrible things, and the world will blame us for his wicked acts!"Ye shall know them by their fruits" (Matt 7:16)So you are a Christian and you support Bush and the use of torture.....Let me ask you.....does this look "Christian" to you?: not convinced? Read the following a

For decades men of God have gone across this nation warning that the huge mountain of sin that America was building would bring the judgment of God.But has America repented? No! Instead this nation has treated God's patience with contempt and has indulged in ever increasing sin year after year. Our nation is full of evil and wickedness.....Pornography: - (We have killed over 40 million babies)://w

Another group of muslims demonstrate the meaning of tolerance and peace in islam. Muslims attack Christians with machetes and sticks in Indonesia Madrid, Jun 3, 2008 / 03:51 pm (CNA).- Muslim extremists who are members of the Islamic Defenders Front recently attacked 200 moderate Christians and Muslims who protested for religious freedom in the Indonesian capital, threatening [...]

You might be interested in adding your name to this statement for peace as we mark the 5th anniversary of the war in Iraq. “By the tender mercy of our God, the dawn from on high will break upon us, to give light to those who sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, to guide our feet into the way of peace.” —Luke 1:78-79 (NRSV) »Sign the statement This season of Lent, we are truly living “ in darkness and in the shadow of death” as we mark, on March 19, 2008, the fifth anniversary of the war with Iraq. It is a war that is being waged by our country, financed by our taxes, and fought by our sisters and brothers. As U.S. Christians, we issue a call to the American church to lament and repent of the sin of this war. We lament the suffering and violence in Iraq . We mo

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, the definitive iPhone knock-off! 99%-exactly like the real thing except for the front and back cameras, and the sign of the Anti-Christ: the inverted Apple!

Life with a Lectionary (like the Revised Common Lectionary) gives one the opportunity and the challenge to hear powerful parts of God's word again and again. John the Forerunner's words stop me hard every year. Right about the time my wife is saying, "Have you found any Christmas spirit yet?" John the Baptist, this fiery preacher, comes in calling me to repent. John preached waiting for the

This has got to be the scariest thing I've seen since the opening scene of Exorcist.The nice folks over at Recycling Supermarket -- nice cheery little site -- have managed to spook me nearly to death with the Earth Clock.Like sand through the hourglass....these are the days of our lives running out as we speak.It's a clock running in real time taking into account a number of environmental factors such as population, disease, the amount of natural resources used, species gone extinct, my ultimate death. I wonder at what point on the Earth Clock will we see world wide panic?

We are about to begin the month of Elul, a time of introspection, repentance and regret. It seems that not only has the government begun the process a wee bit early, but that they are also playing G-d!Just as we ask G-d to forgive those who repent and those who don't, Ehud Olmert and co. have decided that the amnesty they gave to the terrorists is valid, even if they don't actually renounce violence and terrorism.Or to put it another way - the terrorists are caught in the act. The govt. checks the lists of names, and sees they have made it to the book of life. So they are off the hook. Terribly sorry old thing for the inconvenience of arresting you. We didn't realise that you have amnesty. Please, have your guns and bullets back, and don't let us stop you in your 'terrorist activities'!!What!!! Just when things seem as though they can't get any madder, we wake up somewhere over the rainbow to find that there's bats in the bellfry!THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL INSTRUCTED THE ARMY TO

Throughout human history we have had "doomsday" cults telling us the end is nigh. Sometimes these cults capture the publics attention and the purveyors of news/gossip run with it. A usual ploy of these cults is to alarm the populace into belief or submission with unfounded unsubstantiated doomsday scenarios. The last such scare I remember very well was the Y2K scare in 1998/99. I am sure there is no need for me to remind people what that was. As I recall, planes were going to fall from the sky, newer cars were going to stop running, TV's, video recorders, and home electronics in general were going to malfunction. Industries were going to stop operating, water would cease to run from the tap and electricity would be disrupted. These were just some of the scares appearing in and on the news, reported gleefully by sycophants as fact. One of the thankful benefits of Y2K was that it had an end date. January the first 2000. When nothing of note actually happened, it was explain

Language specialists claim that the five sweetest phrases in English are:"I love you""Dinner is served""All is forgiven""Sleep until noon""Keep the change"There are those who choose to add:"You've lost weight".I am unashamedly one among them.Those terrible calories!I am good in mathematics, but I always miss a few.I count and count and the results are never what I would like...I even changed the scale, hoping to find a friendler one.Nothing to do.If you are like me you can find a good calorie counter in a free website: myfitnesspal.com.And it is really a fitness pal, because there they teach you how to track meals and exercise easily.I am not so sure about the easily, what I am convinced is that it is the only way to effectively loose weight, as hard as it can look.There is no magic fat burner, or passive gymnastic, or whatever; believe me it is just that damn free calorie counter that can really make a difference.You can search what kind of food you'd better like, and yes, you ca

A tribute to a Great Sage and an Important Social Voice - Kurt Vonnegut, dead at 84."There's only one rule that I know of, babies— 'God damn it, you've got to be kind." Kurt Vonnegut, whose dark comic talent and urgent moral vision in novels like "Slaughterhouse-Five," "Cat's Cradle" and "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater" caught the temper of his times and the imagination of a generation, died last night in New York. He was 84 and had homes in New York and in Sagaponack on Long Island.* Quantum Leap moment -This is a republish.... 'Tis true. I got into a chat at the pub tonight with someone enraptured with K.V. - we chatted for awhile. I said - "I will republish my Vonnegut tribute. Sure enough. Here it is."Vonnegut's death was reported by Morgan Entrekin, a longtime family friend, who said Vonnegut suffered brain injuries as a result of a fall several weeks ago.Vonnegut wrote plays, essays and short fiction. But it was his novels that became classics of the American countercultur

Mark 1:14,15 - Now after John was put in prison, Jesus came to Galilee, preaching the gospel of the kingdom of God, and saying, “The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand. Repent, and believe in the gospel.” The time for foolishness is past! Jesus has come, in the flesh, and has preached the message of God's grace and God's wrath. For too long men have wallowed in the filth of unbelief. For too long they have gone their own perverted ways and stained their lives with the corruptions of the flesh. There are none righteous, no, not one: There are none that understand, there are none that seek after God. They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there are none that do good, no, not one. Destruction and misery are in their ways! (Romans 3:10,11,12,16) God has passed His verdict upon all men; "Guilty of unbelief; Condemned; Sentenced"!! Yet He has been gracious indeed. Even though all have sinned and have utterly fallen short of God's s