Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second [...]
Who will win this battle of the Rednecks? The Redneck on the ATV with a battle-ax or Giant Eyeball Redneck on the lawn mower with a sword? It’s a close matchup but I think Lawn Mower Redneck is gonna lose an eye!
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Look she can have ‘em! Why doesn’t Hillary splinter off and start her independent party, a coalition consisting of old white women, handkerchief head negroes (Hey Charlie!)...
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Well for something that started out as a joke Redneck Radio Network has taken off and is now a New blog. You can catch all the great things that the rednecks are doing thanks to brotherly love's own croll,who has taken off with this comedy bit and put it in a blog. Now Casey has been blogging for a couple of years with his A Red Clay Garden. So he knows about blogging. In this new blog he takes it to a whole new level. He reviews other sites and talks about the other great shows that broadcast on the air waves. You will be suprised at the crazy way these rednecks can really lay it down. Now you might be thinking that your not a redneck, but I think there is a little redneck in us all. The wild things we do, the way we talk, and the way we roll hits what the Redneck Radio Network is all
Joe Cutbirth writes recently , "...many Obama supporters don't realize that when he says he wants to bring 'everyone to the table' to find 'a common solution' for our problems, that means giving a voice to...religious fundamentalists, the NRA and others who silenced us at every opportunity these last eight years--and who likely won't return the favor if they win again."
Like it or not, this is a
Get the full episode at: www.rednecks.tv Bikini Contest on Rednecks.tv! None of the models have any connections with the hosts(dammit!). Mature audiences only! Vote for your favorite at our website.By: bubbataylorTags: rednecks tv favorite bikini video podcasting
So tonight PG, Nicko, and I were hanging out with a group of people we've hung out with one night a week for the past four years. Ok, so we were playing cards at a bar (legal kids, gotta keep it legal). Its always a lot of fun because the play is crappy but the people are amusing. Many of the people work with PG's dad and we're all just sort of like family.
And some of them are the cutest rednecks ever to grace the earth.
Yeah, cute and redneck.
I need to find a single one for Nicko.
Now let me define "redneck" in rebel terms. When I think of a redneck, I think of a guy who probably has more shotguns than most police agencies. A guy who hunts birds and drives some sort of diesel vehicle (and no, not an older Mercedes). A redneck is someone who wears a camouflage baseball hat advertising some sort of bait shop. They like dirty jokes, beer, and having barbecues. They can make a perfect turkey call (ok, I wouldn't know if i
Martha Stewart For RednecksPERSONAL HYGIENE:1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job thatshould be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of goodmoney.3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as theytend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste offinger foods.* * *DINING OUT:1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup,and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with yourfingers covering the label.* * *ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME:1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything preparedby a taxidermist.2. Do not allow the dog to ea
Billy Joe sees a sign in a Dallas store window and immediately comes up with an idea.
The sign says: "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".
Billy Joe says to his brother, "Jim Bob, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Mississippi, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking ‘cause
175-123: the Conservative minority government's motion on same-sex marriage motion was defeated in Parliament on Thursday. A victory for all progressives. The regressive beliefs of Harper and his cronies publicly and officially defeated. And end to a dark chapter in 21st century Canadian politics. Hooray.But is the self-congratulation amongst progressives a moot point? Did Stephen Harper not only expect the motion to be defeated, but actually want it defeated?Vijay Sappani argues in a recent blog article that Harper knew the motion would fail, but still tabled the motion, in order to keep his promise from January's general election campaign. Sappani assumes that Harper genuinely wanted the motion to pass, and that if his Conservatives procure a majority after the next election, that we should expect Harper to reopen this issue yet again:"While many think the SSM debate is over and closed, it will come back from the grave (if and) when Harper wins a majority, when he has enough
A simply crazy weekend at the restaurant is almost behind me. It startedout very disappointing. Earlier this week I had mentioned about workingwith the various members of the waitstaff. Well, one member I didn't getto work with was Chad. He called me Friday late afternoon, informingme he was running about 1/2 an hour late. He never showed, and neveranswered my phone calls. Obviously he didn't make it in yesterday either,so his return to the restaurant was very short and not at all sweet. Aftercalling me for almost 3 months trying to get back on the schedule, evenif only part-time, and me pulling strings to help him out and do so, thiswas the result. Naturally, both Friday and Saturday were very busy,which only heightened my angry disappointment (as the 2 waitresses Idid have are not exactly world beaters). Let's just say Chad better notmake any appearances at the restaurant when a certain little redProtege 5 is parked outside; I don't want any phone calls either. (*noteto those who
