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A friend of mine recently moved to Southern US and she called me yesterday to update me with what’s been going on in her life. It was great to hear from her because we could catch up and I really wanted to ask how the move was affecting her so far. I imagined she would [...]

It seems more and more these days that Home Schooling is becoming even more popular. My wife and I have several friends that either have children at home in school, or at least have tried it for a year or so and found it really wasn’t for them. I know for my wife and I, we haven’t [...]

Going Out: 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the [...]

Many of the people use internet today for time pass, for doing shopping or else for doing some other thing. When it comes to dating online they are many online sites which provide free dating membership. But recently I found a good site at which we can find our dream partner with similar interests. Redneck personals are providing this kind of service. Only members of United States can use this website. They have been launched in 2005. They have not been quite popular for time. But now by using these methods they want to reach people. Here people details are secure and they will review each and every member. Even if you get any trouble from any member then you can report their team which takes your case seriously. And also by signing up to their website you can also get t-shirt with red

Ever see those signs on elevators that tell you the elevator car has a ten person or 1600 pound limit? Since when does the average adult weigh 160 pounds? Not in my neighborhood, he doesn’t, and that includes the women. We are in a super size world but the manufacturers don’t seem to recognize that. Well, in this first video, our Mark Spitz wanna be is not made for this pool. He is a super size

Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.  Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20... This is a summary only. For more of this article please visit mannpill.com

What makes a Redneck house a home? The soft warm touches that you apply to your home are what differentiate your home from all of those other more mundane houses, of course. Those changes are how you make your house your home. Having said that, the following houses should in no way be labeled mundane, but we do encourage labeling them as Redneck because the touches added by the owners are the

*Disclaimer* I had no part of writing the Redneck Jokes.* OK, I know that many of you have heard of this a thousand times. But, it never gets old. Now, we all know that Jeff Foxworthy is the creator and master of all "You might be a redneck if" jokes. So, grab a beer, pull up a chair, kick the boots off, and get ready to laugh. And, if my any chance you can say yes to any of these below then: You Might Be A Redneck If . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.you go to your family reunions looking for a date.your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ cont

Sometimes it is just so Dawg Gone hard to find a level spot for your new home! Country Boy’s know how to Get R’ Done! No this was not taken in the North Georgia Mountains…or at least it wasn’t taken by me! I was however looking through the Northeast Georgia MLS the other day and found [...]

By now, the world knows (or should know) of Bossy and her fabulous road trip. How cool of an idea is that? Travel the lands and meet all your fellow bloggers, a few stalkers and a handful of perverts (because everyone on the internet is completely SANE) as you make your way down [...]

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife." Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" "Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow." Then I said "I'll bet you a case of beer you are."  Read more

Pleeze compleet this application, best ya can.Last name: _______________First name:[_] Billy-Bob[_] Billy-Joe[_] Billy-Ray[_] Billy-Sue[_] Billy-Mae[_] Billy-Jack[_] Badd-Teddy Bob[_] Bobby-Sue[_] Bobby-Jo[_] Bobby-Ann[_] Bobby-Lee[_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Bobby-BethAge: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]NoneShoe Size: ____ Left____ RightOccupation:[_] Farmer[_] Hair Dresser[_] Un-employed[_] Mechanic[_] Waitress[_] Dirty PoliticianSpouse's Name: _____________________________2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________Lover's Name: ______________________________2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________Relationship with spouse:[_] Sister[_] Brother[_] Mother[_] Father[_] Cousin[_] Aunt[_] Uncle[_] Son[_] Daughter[_] PetNumber of children liv

Here we have a bunch of redneck folks going about their business in a rather fancy public restroom. It is clear that no one planned for the redneck moment that occurred, but they all readily joined in once that moment began. None of the characters in our little drama display any outward signs of a redneck appearance; in fact, they all appear rather prosperous. But redneck is a mind set not a

Hey All.I'm ba--ack!I have to tell ya I had the best time. And I know that right now you are a little confused at the title. You are saying right now, "Diamond, no way that you are a redneck!"I know, right?But, I swear it's true. And at the risk of losing my very intelligent, sophisticated reader, I have to admit that I do have redneck blood flowing through my vains.What?!!You don't believe that a "freaky naughty goddess" such as myself could possibly be of redneck decent?!!Okay...I'll prove it to you.1.) I was raised in Texas. I had a thick southern drawl and was apt to say things like, "ya'll ain't never gonna git that fixed that way...cain't nobody!"2.) I learned to swim by age 4. I was a real prodigy. I remember how proud my Daddy was when I finally resurfaced after he shoved m

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the [...]

They say we're headin' straight for a recession. Some say we are already in one. If this womans top is any indication, I'd say we must already be there. If she's resorted to recycling her husbands tighty whiteys (or in this case blue) by cuttin' out the streaks and wearing them on her back... well, I guess it must be so. We must be in a recession alrighty.

Well, it's Day 3 of Cracked Daddy's 3 week vacation and EB is turning into White Trash Baby. OK, so I'm exaggerating a bit, but when your 3 year old suddenly develops a hankering to play "Monsta Twucks" on the Playstation 2 and knows the chorus to "Bad to the Bone", I think that's cause for concern.All I can say is if I so much as hear a "Get "Er Done!!!" from my child's lips I will catch a case of the vapors and Cracked Daddy will be sent packing back to work.Amen.

If you fail to see the humor...This would definitely keep the Jehovah's Witness Away You've Glock Mail...What would YOU do if YOU won the lottery?At least there aren't any yellow armpit stains...

The New York City taxicab drivers must have negotiated a very lucrative contract after their strike last year because it is not often that you see a Ferrari being employed as a gypsy cab. The real issue in the strike was GPS tracking of the taxicabs, but money is always a factor in any contract negotiations. However, any cabbie would have to drive a whole lot of hours each week no matter what

I have a dream. Oh wait. I’m not Dr. King. I had a dream. And it wasn’t a pleasant dream. This isn’t particularly unusual for me. I tend to have nightmares regularly since my son flew the coop. But last night’s dream was worse. It was so vivid and clear. I woke up disoriented and sweaty [...]

I don't watch reality television because it takes jobs away from writers. However, I have recently discovered a new guilty pleasure (thanks to my ma) that I am so fucking OCD about, I'm considering breaking up with bullet points, another OCD'ism of the minute. My Big Redneck Wedding. Let's discuss. Gail and John's wedding and oh what a wedding it was. They have a paper route. He peed his proposal and she thought that was the most romantic thing evah. His sport of choice is drinking Budweiser. Together, they have about six teeth. In fact, on Gail's wedding day when her teeth were MIA, her mother asked, "Wanna use mine?" I thought I'd heard everything, I was wrong. You can read all about their wedded bliss here. Their hoopa was made of beer cans. When they ran short, hubby-to-be lovingly

So what do you get when you combine a bunch of tiny dogs, six inches of snow, and a foreign car? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Except cabin fever. I've been in this prison house since Sunday with no parole hearing, no...

What might a TV commercial look like if Joe Bob redneck were put in charge of filming it? Well, we found a few television commercials that just had to be filmed by good old Joe Bob, and we just so happen to have a few of them here for your viewing pleasure. Sit back and prepare to laugh. Coloreria is a laundry detergent brand in Italy. Apparently their slogan is "colored is better." If you

As potholes go, this is one heavy-duty redneck hole in the ground. You will not likely find many other potholes that will challenge your driving skills as much as this one will. Hopefully the parking lot folks didn't charge our victim much to park in this spot because that would be rubbing salt into the wound. This redneck is going to need something even better than 4-wheel drive to escape from

We have neglected our redneck graffiti for awhile, so it is time for another installment. Here are a few choice ones. You have to admire Bubba's frugality. That guy sure knows how to save a buck. Think I'll git him to help me "shop" for some new tires for my car. That was sure some quick thinking on Billy Bob's part. That must have been a bad fire because I have heard that manure burns

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn’t get pregnant again.” Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?” Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earline with me.”

This first video should never happen, but it did. The incident took place in Ankara, Turkey, and the ambulance crew blamed the ambulance doors for not operating properly. The second video is absolutely shocking. How could anyone perform that way on a job where someone's life is at risk? It is truly unbelievable. I believe that the language being spoken is Russian. The first two videos are

Our first image portrays true dedication to keeping a neat and clean house, however, I would be scared to death if that were my mum out there on that ledge. How should one react to discovering that his mum exhibits behavior as redneck as venturing out onto narrow ledges above the hustle, bustle and din of the city anyway? Hey Seamus, I saw your mom out on the window ledge the other day. Is she

The following video is of a redneck who actually sets himself on fire with the help of his so called "friends," a word used loosely in this context. When you are still at that immature age where you continue to make questionable decisions, it is probably a wise idea not to listen to your friends who are trying to convince you to set yourself on fire so they can video tape it. If you get a phone

I’m back. Shovelling out from under the snow which fell while we were gone, spoiling my dog and hugging my children so often they’ve taken to hiding in their rooms to avoid my reaching tentacles. We had an absolutely great time. I would do it all over again if I ever get the chance. I just wouldn’t do it tomorrow. I missed my kids, my friends, and my country far more than I would have anticipated. I need a chance to sit back and get irritated by enjoy all three before I’m ready to dig out my passport and start globe trotting once more. I laugh now at how I fretted over Boo and I being alone for fifteen days and not having anything to talk about. Those gaping silences mocked my imagination and I feared I would dream them into reality. In my pre-vacation worry marathon, I must have forgotten Boo and I got married for a reason in the first place. (Besides the fact I was knocked up with our second and my Daddy was holding a shot gun to our heads.) We do many th

Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways. The driver of this sedan gets to see what might have been if he had a yen to lean towards the southpaw in him. One usually tries not to look back where he has been simply to avoid second guessing himself. However, prudence demands that you do spend some time looking where you are going

It is the redneck influence again. This is obviously not your ordinary restroom. It may be too clever to be labeled redneck, but it is definitely out of the ordinary. It is a very clever and totally original idea for a video, although it must have cost a few dollars to set it up. To have back to back rest rooms with glass in place of the mirror alone must have cost a bit. You could only do this

Imagine, if you will, a sense of freedom that permits you to shed your inhibitions and bare your inner soul letting the rest of society experience your emotions of the moment first hand. Not many of us have such freedom at any given moment. Many of us never allow that inner self to express itself…ever. We bundle up and shelter our real thoughts and emotions from everyone else much the same as we

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I Am Brazil Take On Us We Still Got It Another Day Of Hunting Hibernation Statement Break Your Fingers Laughing I Have Not Make It Who Knows? Bring Your Own Blood Paint Your Dikbloc Pink Good With Tempos

The owner of this property must be one heavy duty redneck for carrying tree hugging a notch too far. Some folks get so wrapped up in a cause that they eventually end up wearing blinders, and that could be the situation here. The owner cannot see the forest for his trees, since at least two of them are growing right through his building. I like shade as much as the next guy, but imagine the

It is car surfing and it is huge on Youtube.com. Of course, it is not the brightest young men who are doing it. You might say kids with the classic redneck mentality are the ones who embrace it. Yes sir! I am going to get myself a $35,000 vehicle, saddle myself with $600 monthly payments, and then I am going to foolishly crash that truck into a phone pole. This is so much fun! Why didn’t I

Our first redneck’s name is Joe Bob, and Joe Bob did not know that his car’s transmission should be left in park when he parks the car. Life can be so complicated sometimes. There are so many things you have to remember just to get by these days…Like does the ‘D’ on the gear shift lever stand for done? I’m done driving so I should put the lever on ‘D’ because I’m done. That makes sense. If

Aah! Redneck puppy dogs can be very unpredictable, which can make for a great video. In this clip you will find man’s best friend is up to no good on many an occasion. This one is rather short, sweet and worthwhile. More animal video humor... More animal humor... More redneck videos... More redneck humor... Try redneck graffiti... Redneck Photos...

Bed Mounted ShotgunsFor those times when the intruders really take you by suprise. Also helpful if you hate your spouse, as you can now take them out when they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.

Here is a common redneck prank that is pulled all of the time--a human head in a public toilet. I know it has happened to you because it certainly has happened to me. Even though you know it is coming, it is still funny every time. More Redneck Videos... More Redneck Humor... Try Redneck Graffiti... Try Redneck Photo Humor... More Men's Room Humor... More Pranks...

This video is proof positive that maybe you should not always trust all those folks that you take for granted. For example, does your CPA pass your income tax return around at parties and make jokes about it? Did your doctor send your x-rays into Ripley’s Believe It or Not? Perhaps your personal trainer makes jokes about you to his other clients. The moral to this story might be: who else is

Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "'Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook."But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies. "'Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," says the reporter as he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy says. "Then what are you?" the reporter askes."I'm a Cowboys fan!!!" the boy says proudly. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet!"

This is one highly skilled carpenter, who is much too good to be classified as a redneck. Rednecks can only aspire to be this good at anything. If there were an Olympics category for carpentry, this worker would earn the gold medal. Below is another tradesman who uses creativity to make up for his lack of hydraulic equipment. It may be a bit of a challenge to change the car's oil in this

Up north, here in the land O’ Canada, we are celebrating our turkey long weekend. In our family, not only do we give thanks to the pilgrims before us, but we slap on the paper hats, grab a few candles and celebrate Fric and Frac’s birthday with Boo’s family. Nothing like a little Betty Crocker’s frosting to wash down all that pie and turkey. Every year, since I managed to wrangle my way into this family, I have been responsible for bringing the desserts to these family functions. Easter, Christmas, Thanksgiving or Groundhog’s day, my in-laws eagerly await for our family to arrive to see the bevy of sugary products I bring in from the car. It’s a lot of pressure to put on a mom who taught her five year old daughter to make toasted tuna sandwiches for lunch so the mother wouldn’t starve to death. A lot of pressure for a woman who’s greatest culinary accomplishments lay in her skill to operate a can opener and a microwave blindfolded and wit

Jeff Foxworthy is king of the redneck jokes. Nobody else even comes in a close second place. Here is Jeff’s video "Redneck Stomp." It is a classic. More Jeff Foxworthy... More Redneck Video... More Redneck humor... Try Redneck graffiti...

The redneck version of anything is always special, to say the least. First, we have a truly redneck designed and hand crafted Hog, or motorcycle for the less than hip folks in the audience. The mechanic's love for his machine clearly shows through in the workmanship. The guy even added a headlight and horn to this homemade version of "Harley Heaven." Although it may not be street legal, you

Man uses demolition derby car to propose (AP)Kevin Weaver's engagement to Karen Slusser got off to a smashing start - he painted his proposal on a car and drove it in a demolition derby.NHL unfairly controls teams' Web sites: lawsuit (Reuters)The National Hockey League is violating antitrust laws by seeking to control the Web sites that promote its teams, Madison Square Garden, home of the New York Rangers, charged in a lawsuit filed on Friday.Former chess world champ Kasparov enters Russian presidential race (AP)The former world chess champion Garry Kasparov entered Russia's presidential race on Sunday, elected overwhelmingly as the candidate for the country's beleaguered opposition coalition.Marlins' Olivo will appeal five-game suspension after brawl with Mets (AP)Olivo was at the mound during a pitching change in the fifth inning Saturday and started jawing with the Mets' Jose Reyes, who was at third. Olivo charged across the diamond and threw a punch at Reyes, a friend of his

Sometimes you get that phone call that you simply have to take. But, when nature calls, you really cannot ignore that either. The result might very well end up like this, except that this redneck men’s room has no walls. Well, that simply makes for more interesting conversations and undoubtedly for some animated observations from the voyeur in all of us. Personally, I am going to hang around to

All weddings are not a celebration of flowers and good wishes. Every now and then, you will run across one like this. At a large wedding reception of about 300 guests, the groom approached a microphone on the stage to address the crowd. He thanked everyone for coming to the ceremony, many from long distances, to support the bridal couple at their wedding. He said he especially wanted to thank

Is it tennis or is it baseball? Let's see...let's call it redneck tennis ball. Maybe you could call it redneck tenball or redneck basis? How about tennis-baseball. No matter what you call it, this is not your usual version of bat and ball. These guys are very good with a bat--a whole lot better than I was when I was a kid. This could be a whole new version of bat and ball, but only the really

It's been a while since we reported on our favorite pop star-turned sociopath Britney Spears. Seems she's been pretty busy as of late what with allegations of child abuse, a custody battle with her ex- and the like. Amazingly none of that has changed her though. She still doesn't know how behave like a member of decent society or uh ... dress herself.Uh, Brit. That's a shirt. You have no pants on. Normally I would be all for this, but uh, ... no.(Daily Mail)- - - - - - - - - - -In Case You Forgot ... Britney Spears? Yeah, She's Still NutsOur Celebrity Nooner: Britney Spears Has Lost Her Mind (Again)Our Celebrity Nooner: Britney Spears May Also Be Mildly Retarded (Updated)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online

For centuries man has been fascinated with the thought of soaring through the air...of flying. Now that flight has been a reality for some time, it is time to look at the redneck side of flight, specifically, parachuting and hang gliding. Here are a few bloopers of rednecks who almost flew. More Video humor... More Redneck humor... More Redneck videos... Try Redneck Graffiti...

This redneck has obviously lost his head, and he does not appear to be handling it all that well. Unfortunately, some folks’ personalities simply do not shine during a crisis. “Hey mister! Have you seen my head anywhere around here? It was here just a minute ago. No, it‘s not in there.” Mr. Businessman, did you know that it was Rudyard Kipling who said: “If you can keep your head when all

Is Ukranian the Russian word for Redneck? You would think so from watching this video of a slam, bam, no-thank-you ma’am, wedding fight. These characters do not mess around when they are fighting. Get an opponent on the ground and they do not let him up no matter what. The one guy in the dark suit really slammed his head hard into the asphalt when he went down. If he did not end up in the

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If.....* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.* Wookies are offended by your B.O.* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the windo

Artery - The study of paintingsBacteria- Back door to cafeteriaBarium - What doctors do when patients dieCesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.Catscan - Searching for kittyCauterize - Made eye contact with her.Colic - A sheep dog.Coma - A punctuation mark.D&C - Where Washington is.Dilate - To live long.Enema - Not a friend.Fester - Quicker than someone else.Fibula - A small lie.Happy TT!

If one ordinary picture is worth a thousand words, this photo should be worth one dictionary. We have all seen some Gatorade moments on the sidelines of football games, but this moment is about to be priceless. You get the invitation to your high school reunion, and you think, “yeah. Why not go?” Well, here is your reason because this is about to be one wet get together. Notice how everyone

Even a treadmill can be a redneck. Watch this commercial and you will know why. This kind of day can be funny when it is happening to the other guy and not to you. This video is short and sweet and worth your time. Sometimes this is the result when you go with the lowest price. There is a reason why some folks opt for quality. More Redneck Videos... More redneck humor... Try Redneck

I thought I’d already posted this one, but searched and couldn’t find it. Here it is…Redneck Surfing. This guy may be a strong candidate for douchebag of the week. Related PostsDouche Bag Of the Week?This contestant comes to us via a reader submission and what appears to be some cell phone...Nude burglar surfs pornI have done some crazy shit after too many boggs and some of my friends have done some rea...Dynamite Surfing This is one of the cooler but definitely one of the dumbest stunts I have ever seen. T...

Redneck Rants is another blog that delivers pretty much what its name promises. Unfortunately, that's not what most of our reviewers were in the market for. Redneck got decent scores for his clean blog design and a few reviewers liked his snarky conservative shtick, but most were unimpressed. CategoryScorePointsContent4.9234/70Writing5.233/5Web Design5.543/5Intangibles5.083/5Read Regularly1.542/10Frequency63/5Total48 Percentile Rank: 10 Some sample quotes:I can't tell if it's the fact I'm not "redneck enough" or the fact I lack descended gonads, but I didn't find this site all that amusing; however, it did appear this writer did put forth thought and effort, and I wish him well in his blogging endeavor.I have an affinity for fat white guys, what can I say? I like that the posts are short and easy to read. He has a good sense of humor. I dig him, and have added him to my blogroll.Not bad for what it is, but what it is isn't really my cup of tea....or P.B.R., as t

These two must both be rednecks to get along so well. The slap happy one on the right appears to exhibit that classic anti-social personality that seems to say “Oh yeah. I am redneck woman and this is my roar.” This little woman is scary. Give this girl an opportunity, and she will slap you into the next century. It appears that she has had lots of practice keeping her Bubba in line because

Something you might have missed since you were preoccupied with all the Running with the Bulls and Home Run Derby excitement this week. The 12th Annual Redneck Games took place.Fast facts about The Redneck Games:Originally dubbed the Bubba-Olympics in 1995. Amazingly the "official" Redneck Games are held in Georgia. Over 10,000 people attend the event.Fried alligator on a stick is a favorite festival treat.Texas also has their own version.If you want to see pictures of this year's games, click here.From the AP:The crowd stood at least six people deep Saturday for the most popular competition at the 12th annual Redneck Games - the Mud Pit Belly Flop. Spectators cheered as they got splattered with red Georgia clay, all the muddier thanks to scattered downpours throughout the afternoon.Of course, we have video from the 2006 "games":The games started with contestants trying to ring posts with toilet seats in the Redneck Horseshoes competition, and continued with Bobbin' for Pigs

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BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick. BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps. CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker. CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers. DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer. FAX - What you lie about to the IRS. HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food. MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers. MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live. NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. ONLINE - Where to s

Laugh at the Jeff Foxworthy jokes all you want, but don’t be one of the redneck’s he speaks of. Think in terms of Einstein verses Bubba. Einstein lets the power of compound interest work for him and Bubba buys beer using his credit card, increasing the debt each month, never paying off the balance. The bass boat Bubba bought is nice, but the investments Einstein bought allow him to later have a yacht. Bubba wasted a tank full of gas in his truck to save twenty dollars, driving from store to store, yet it takes over thirty dollars to fill his tank. Einstein researched the best prices online and then had his purchase shipped to his front door. Less time, no gas, and less money are a few of the ways Einstein beat Bubba. Bubba looks at petty cash much differently than Einstein. Bubba buys fifteen dollars worth of video rentals every week. That’s sixty dollars a month. Einstein puts sixty dollars into an automatic investment that purchases stock for him. Bubba believes in entitlement

This is redneck woman; hear her roar. And roar she does; loud and clear. If you thought that men were the only rednecks out there, you were dead redneck wrong. Behind most male rednecks, there often beats the heart of a less-than-gorgeous redneck woman. And Bubba, these women are no strangers to the redneck way of life. These beauties come in every shape and size, and most of them put their man

Aah! To be young and stupid again. Naturally, we cannot turn back the clock, but we can still aspire toward the stupidity factor. It seems that these folks have a lock on it. Some people just know how to live and how to tweak those innate gifts that nature doles out at birth. The rest of us can only hope to emulate. You should know that no all terrain vehicles were harmed during the making of

Saw this picture on BagofNothing.com. It's listed under the caption "Don't upset a redneck witch a backhoe!"I'm posting it over here, because it reminds me of the time my father-in-law offered to help fix my car. It had been in an accident and the front bumper was hanging too low. (It was one of those cars that I wouldn't pay $5 to repair...) Anyways, he hooks my bumper up to his backhoe and lifts the car off the ground, bending the bumper back into place. It was put back in place after about a dozen jerks by the backhoe. He then gets out these 18 inch screws, and bolts my bumper back into the car. The most redneck car repair job I've ever witnessed!

==========Gennie!A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.On the third tee, the husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to repair.Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us.They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in". When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that broke the window?Uh yeah, we're very sorry about that, the husband replied."Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you'

Now that is a prudent use of government funds, that is. Definitely a wise public service announcement. Just think what could occur if an elderly couple picked up the wrong hitchhiker along this stretch of highway. Not all recent parolees have made a vow to go straight, and the wrong parolee could easily ruin your day. But one really has to be an optimist to pick up a hitchhiker in any event in

Two backwoods rednecks, who lived across the river from each other, feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence, while Clarence felt the same way about John. This went on for years until the Corps of Engineers built a bridge across the river. John was elated; he told his wife that he was finally going to get the

If Dad says you have to do it, I guess you have to do it. But what do you think Joe Bob's dad would say about it? Perhaps, one man's trash is another man's treasure? "His Dad said: Take out the trash. So now Bubba's dating Joe Bob's sister."Hey girls! I think Joe Bob has a brother that's single. This could be your opportunity. More Redneck Graffiti...

Today's Redneck Graffiti: "Jim Bob Buys Sushi at Bubba's Bait Shop!" Dat dere Jim Bob is a bad un, he is!! More Redneck Graffiti... More Redneck Humor... More Redneck Videos... <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code -->

Oh yesss! This is the ultimate in Redneck thinking. Just 4 inches away from the rest of your life in jail or 4 inches away from the end of your life. It is probably a hoax. Right after the gunshot and the man who is the target falls down and forward, look at the tree and you will see what appears to be a pole tacked onto the tree. My guess is they had some type of device send a charge through

<!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->Two Australian Aborigine guides were walking in the outback with a vacationing American redneck, when, suddenly, one of the Aborigines ran up a hill toward the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" the Aborigine yelled into the cave. Then he carefully listened, hoping for a special answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he heard from the cave. Tearing off