I discovered another ridiculous show. It’s on CMT and called My Big Redneck Wedding. Of course the wedding planned by these rednecks are usually sad, disgusting, ignorant, weird, and crazy. What did I expect though — they wouldn’t have a show otherwise right?! Anyway, what makes this show so funny is Tom Arnold constantly popping [...]
Whether the relationship is getting serious, or you are just hoping it will, you'll find that one of the best ways to let her know how you feel is to bring her something nice. Of course, chances are that if you're dealing with a real redneck woman that she's just going to laugh at you if you turn...
Unfortunately some folks just do not have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Some of them, like in our first video, make their own rain and get into trouble over it.But that just makes it that much more fun to laugh at their antics.In the first video, our hero answers nature's call next to an electric fence. Bad idea, Joe Bob!Watch the shenanigans:I do believe that our hero may require some
The newspapers over here are currently fixated on the murders of American actress Jennifer Hudson's relatives. Personally, I am especially diverted by the headlines citing Barack Obama being "heartbroken" over the news... and calling for the reinstatement of capital punishment. That the murders took place in the U. S. of A. and Mr. Obama's (yet again) blatant (and nauseating) insincerity aside, I
You may have noticed a slightly different look to my blog. Or maybe you didn’t and you are just really unobservant. In which case, allow me to point out the obvious.
I have new, shiny digs.
I booted Big Red. It was time. She was annoying me. I can’t have another woman showing me up with her [...]
Yet another use for an ATV. An ATV plus a lawn mower = Redneck ride-on mower. It takes two people but half the effort.
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1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you’re sure special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself [...]
Rednecks don’t live near beaches. But that doesn’t stop them from surfing. All they need is a pond, swamp, or creek, a rope, a surfboard, and a truck!
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Whether the relationship is getting serious, or you are just hoping it will, you'll find that one of the best ways to let her know how you feel is to bring her something nice. Of course, chances are that if you're dealing with a real redneck woman that she's just going to laugh at you if you turn...
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, “I resent that!”
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.
The redneck looked at him and said, “You stay outta this, I’m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!
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What do you get when you weld together random junk parts to make something fun with a complete lack of concern for safety?… A redneck go kart! This reminds me of the Red Bull Soap Box races I watched in Philadelphia this past weekend. The races definitely have a redneck spirit and are [...]
A scorned woman vandalizing a cheater’s car is not an extremely rare occurrence, nor is it limited to redneck women. So how can we be so sure this was in fact a redneck woman’s revenge? The crudeness of the message and the horrible mispelling are dead giveaways. There is no doubt this [...]
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself."The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front
Wouldn’t you like to cruise around the shallow seas on this Redneck Double Hulled Littoral Ship?
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An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck construction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on.
The Italian opens his lunch and looks in and says, “Pastrami again! If I get pastrami one more day, I’m gonna jump off this building.”
The Mexican opens his [...]
Do you ever wonder why you never see any super models on the street, in the grocery, or on the subway? Well, they make so much money, they probably do not travel by subway or bus, but there is another reason you do not see these gorgeous women out in public.That reason is: these women do not exist--at least not the way you think they do.Do you really believe that super model Gisele Bundchen looks
In Columbia south Carolina the fight is on for one store owner as the church claims property rights. Not just any store but "The Redneck Shop!" It is a store that is proud to sell KKK robes, shirts and other hate related items. They also host a clan museum! Rev. David Kennedy says it is property of New Beginnings Baptist Church and was signed over by an angry clan member. It is reported by
Why would you wanna walk your lawn mower around when you could ride it instead? Plus you can ride a bike much faster than you can walk. It’s the redneck way to make menial tasks funner and quicker! I guess technically this push mower is now a ride on mower.
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This combines three of the things rednecks love most: beer, sports, and fun. It’s the perfect way for a redneck to dispose of his beer cans! Looks like this redneck made them all into the net. He must have a lot of practice!
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This was the huge event from Superboy & LSH v. 1 #200:It wasn't so much that two Legionnaires were getting married for the first time. People just had to see a hottie marrying a non-wealthy fat guy to believe it. I recognize it because "hottie marrying a non-wealthy fat guy" was the theme of my own wedding.____________________________________Although it wasn't his first appearance, Wildfire joined
This redneck farm tractor comes complete with anti-aircraft machine guns just in case enemy aircraft attack while your plowing the fields.
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This game allows users to use high explosives to fish.Mobile Redneck Fishin' allows you to fish in the woods, the city where bass and trout can be landed or you could just use dynamite as bait!Your fishing to pay off your Tax bill and can catch a wide assortment from minnows to giant catfish. If you're successful you can 'buy back' you goods - TV, pool table and truck the local sheriff Buford has
That is a LOT of Heineken! That thing is bigger than a real hot tub!
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The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
As he and his staff were standing near a [...]
This looks like some sort of an accident. Like the boat came flying up out of the water and landed on top of the pickup truck. How they got it up there and how it’s not crushing the pickup truck is beyond me. Woulnd’t it be easier to just tow it BEHIND [...]
I’d almost rather sleep on the ground with no sleeping bag than sleep in this thing. I wonder how many it sleeps.
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"9-1-1 operator! What is your Emergency?"'Yes, My name is Steve, and I want to report dragon.""A Dragon?""Yes, ma'am. Dragon. Blue fire-breathing dragon. I just saw it over on Main Street, not 5 minutes ago. It was breathing fire all over the place." "Sir, this is 9-1-1 Emergency, and it is illegal to call 9-1-1 with prankster calls...""This is no prankster, 9-1-1 Emergency operator. This is Steve
A farmer in Utah has erected what HE calls, Redneck Stonehenge to piss off his neighbors.Uh...yeah, that should do the trick. The “monument” consists of cars planted vertically in the ground like rotodendrums… Hey, HE calls it Redneck Stonehenge…not Mo’Kelly. In Utah? Wow…read more of the story HERE.The Mo'Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; p
You’re not gonna believe this one. I saw this on CNN today. Farmer Erects Redneck Stonehenge. A redneck in a small farming community got pissed when they built a subdivision around his farm and the new neighbors were apparently complaining about the smells and dust form the farm so to make a [...]
Keep track of your fishing stats by entering your fish measurements as you reel them in! Stay up to date on Winston cup standings while you fish. Upgradable to include a fish finder or ammo clip! Includes the latest copy of the Redneck Rampage video game to play while you’re waiting for [...]
HOOPER, Utah - A farmer has erected a fence in his backyard made of three old cars sticking up in the air to send a message to new neighbors that he can do whatever he wants on his farm. “This is just a fun way for me to say, ‘Hey boys, I’m still here,’” said [...]
This reminds me of Tim the Tool Man Tailor. Instead of just swinging from a tree, these Rednecks needed MORE POWER!
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So I still have this 80's band problem. Now, most of these songs I wasn't allowed to listen to as a kid. If it wasn't Marty Robbins or Elvis...I wasn't hearing it. Maybe that's why I have such an obsession...
Redneck Billy Joe Bob, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings.One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no ob
You might be a redneck if you think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
You might be a redneck if your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You might be a redneck if you think a stock tip is advice on worming your [...]
Now, I know this may perpetuate every Redneck stereotype about Alabama, but I can honestly say I have never seen this in person. Make sure you take a look at the ingenuity she used in creating this!
A friend of mine, Jason Secor, a Birmingham Alabama Real Estate Agent, sent this to me. It had been [...]
Guess what used to be one of the most popular vanity license plates in all 50 states?Of course it is only popular with the male half of the population. The female half possess a vastly different outlook on what is most popular.I have yet to meet the missus that is willing to allow her better half to drive around town with a license plate like that. Maybe that is why the guy hates his wife, because
A Kentucky couple, both bonafied rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, would they choose to do this.The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the U
Redneck SurfingSee more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.funny video of a guy surfing in a little pond. try this at home if you can!all clips via LOLFACTORY.BLOGSPOT.COM
I borrowed a little time to throw in a short one today--short and sweet, I hope.I could be wrong, but I think we have another redneck here. This tugboat captain is definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time. Some folks make a habit of that activity, and we call those folks rednecks.Don't know if this tug captain qualifies, but he sure is behaving like he does.Have a look at Tug at the Bow, an
Redneck Industrialists. Boy that sounds like a mouthful, but we are referring to our friendly redneck crane operators who usually operate their cranes in industrial locations, hence the term industrialist.To my knowledge, you do not need a license to operate a crane, but they are devilishly difficult pieces of machinery to operate correctly. That thankfully results in many botched jobs by crane op
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. The CPU has a gun rack mounted on it.
8. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains.
7. The CD-ROM drive is being used as a beer holder.
6. The case is held together with duct tape.
5. The six front keys have rotted out.
4. The password is “Huntin” or “Fishin”.
3. The extra expansion [...]
Everyone knows there’s nothing a Redneck likes more than drinking and fun. Combine the two and you have Redneck heaven. Here is a great product from PrankPlace.com. This set has more than 50 rowdy drinking games, great for any redneck party! There are crazy card games, ridiculous word games, outrageous action games, [...]
I don’t think there’s any fish in there and, even if there is, I wouldn’t eat it.
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Guns, Wedding Gowns, and Cold Beer all in the same store. And the store name is Hussey’s. Fits perfectly. I wonder how many shotgun weddings were supplied by this store.
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Clemntine is one of those people that you just adore, sight unseen. She makes you laugh because we've all been there. She tells a story in way that makes you pee your pants, but shout, "I KNOW!" And if you...
You could do jumping jacks under this thing! How do you even get up into it??
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We are in a sort of redneck state of mind today, and what could be more redneck than hand grenades?Ever wonder what might happen if rednecks were allowed to carry hand grenades? Surely they would carry grenades while hunting, which means that Vice Presidents could do so too.Eventually we would see a news report that Vice President Dick Cheney blew up a lawyer while quail hunting. Naturally, the la
Back on 3/24/08 I started 20 of these seeds. So far I have 2 sprouted Dypsis lastelliana , Redneck Palm, or Teddy Bear Palms. They are just about to put out their second spear. These so far are the coolest looking palm sprouts that I have. The first 2 pictures were taken on 5/21/07, and the last picture was taken on 7/7/08.Come Watch my Plants Grow
This Redneck threw his new trophy deer head in the back of his truck to take to the taxidermist. It will look real purty mounted up on his wall.
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Is the shirt really necessary? Doesn’t he just scream SEX to you ladies? That squished wrinkled face with white hair coming out everywhere has sex appeal written all over it.
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More of the Redneck rollercoaster. This time Redneck Dave takes two girls for a ride. They do some forwards and backwards wheelies and almost run over their crazy barking dog multiple times again. I can’t believe this thing is driven from up in the bucket or that it recovers from those dips [...]
Duct tape some HVAC piping over your car A/C and point it towards the windshield to keep your window from fogging up. This has all the signatures of a Redneck invention: Lots of duct tape, and function over form. It aint pretty but it gets the job done.
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Nothing’s gonna get in the way of getting those little Redneck kids to school because nothing’s more important to a Redneck than school! Looks like there will be no snow days for these kids.
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This is actually a pretty good idea to make your own homemade hot tub. Just hook up some hose to a pump and pump your pool water through a wood burning furnace and you got yourself a makeshift hot tub. The only thing missing is the water jets, but I’m sure these Rednecks [...]
What happens when rednecks attack? Folks it ain't pretty, but it is funny. Beware of attacking rednecks. Learn more in our video.
Plus, it's about time we presented a little more redneck graffiti, and we have a couple of new ones that fill the bill.
Poor Bubba got behind in his mortgage payments and didn't know what to do. Fortunately, Bubba is a creative devil and came up with this unusual
Find a giant hill. Dig a long ditch and/or build up slide walls with hay bales. Add massive amounts of tarp to form your slide. Begin pumping in water to the top of your slide. Get a running start and jump onto your very own homemade water slide!
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We made it home in one piece! No “travel” issues either, unless you count $4 a gallon gasoline or the sunburned tops of my feet. I know, I know; but I had my sandals on, I can’t be expected to remember EVERYTHING! Well, sandals won’t be an issue for a few days. Nor will any [...]
My thought is, if you have to lock your car with a padlock and a length of chain you fish through two drilled out holes in the metal exterior, the car probably isn’t worth locking in the first place. If you have to resort to this kind of theft deterrent, more than [...]
The Real Estate Boom of the late 90s and early 00s took hold of Redneck Country too. In Miami you saw 50+ story buildings with cranes in the sky everywhere. In Kentucky and Alabama, trailers on stilts were popping up everywhere. The views are spectacular and you can even double your kitchen [...]
For some reason, seeing this picture gave me the visual of Noah’s Ark with Rednecks hanging onto the ship with ropes.
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Hey if you’re a redneck and have been searching for a few good pick-up lines to score some points with the ladies at the bar … then you might want to check these out. The first one is awesome. These were emailed to me from Dave over at Tailgating Ideas. [...]
Non-Redneck parents have their kids watch Barney on TV and sing along. Redneck parents give their kid a rifle and teach him to hunt and kill Barney.
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Ever wonder where a rich Redneck lives that makes $10,000 a year and takes care of all their friends and families..and friend's families, and family's friends, and friends of friends!!! Am I missing anyone??
Benign……………………..What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria……………………Back door to cafeteria.
Barium…………………….What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section……….A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan………
Found this on Moonbattery
NBC propagandist Andrea Mitchell, who recently lowered the bar for the increasingly sophomoric MSM by claiming that the election will be stolen from Obama by the “Katherine Harris-type election officials” in red states, has been forced to apologize for calling southwestern Virginia “real redneck sort of bordering on Appalachia country,” where her [
Not all Rednecks can afford such luxuries but these Rednecks get to cruise down the swamps of Mississippi in style on their exotic house boat, aka trailer with an outboard engine.
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Check out this Hitch-and-Go Kitchen. You got your stovetop (grill), countertops (cutting surface), sink (water jug), refrigerator (cooler), and cabinets (cutout storage area). Just hook this baby up to the back of your truck and you got a mobile kitchen!
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As much as the DeLorean looked out of place when Marty and the Doc traveled back in time in Back to the Future, imagine if they showed up in the past in this thing! I would love to see what crazy things rednecks far in the future come up with and how they live!
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Holy Crap! Those things are huge! I can’t believe they catch them like that. The fish tried to eat their arm!
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
“What’s logic?” asked Bubba.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a [...]
We don’t need to buy two school buses and pay for two bus drivers. We’ll just hack up an old one and weld it to the top of this one!
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Just a typical way to pass the time…tie a couch to your truck and give your friends rides on it by driving down an open stretch of highway so fast the couch starts smoking. Who needs helmets or padding? They better hope they don’t hit any pot holes!
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Let the dog lick the plates clean. It’s a good way to save water & electricity and make the dog happy at the same time!
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Can this get anymore stereotypical? Drinking and driving with a shotgun against his shoulder and a cigarette in his other hand. This is obviously a set up picture but still hilarious
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Two redneck airplane mechanics named Billy Bob and Jim Bob work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Billy Bob and Jim Bob have nothing to do. After work Billy Bob and Jim Bob usually have a drink on their way home, so Billy Bob [...]
Taking Billy Bob Teeth t the limit! I don’t know if I can talk my wife into buying a Redneck Pacifier for Kaden, our new daughter.
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
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