Reasons Not

“She’s not as pretty as she thinks she is. Imagine her after she’s had kids.” Cynical narrator, heavy strumming acoustic guitar that morphs into an electric, with just plain pop for the final high school dance party. Great fun. “So get up and get down and get outside. It’s a lovely sunny day to go and hide yourself away!” The narrator takes off and becomes cynical on several other characters, all in fun and all so close to the truth but with the end result that he’s constantly looking outside and never inwards. No matter, “that’s not the point anyway.” The point is “you’re not designed to be alone.” Shoutouts for Photosynthesis and Love Ire & Song . Frank Turner

But. Yes, there is a but.Why are there people make such big stupid comments over one being skinny and/or one being super thin? Can't they just ignore or shut up for their life sake if they have seen people with that sorta size? Look here! I meant SKINNY AND THIN. Not that anorexic THIN!!!!!!!! Get it? They are both different in anyway.Tell me you're super dumber than me.--------------So anyway, let's get to the point shall we?These are the tips/reasons why you should never eat.Hahaha. The first reason says it all ya'll.I don't have to repeat all over again.

Ladies and gentlemen... If you think your head's too big and you have waaay to much brain cells to spare, here's a movie that will literally blow your mind and reduce your intelligence, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Check out the "Channel 4 News Room" theme song? Will Ferrell has really outdone himself this time. I've just finished watching "Anchorman" and all of a sudden I feel as though my IQ dropped by... I'm not even sure if I can subtract anymore. Continue reading...

Normally you find articles will only list all the positive Denver travel tips, and all the reasons you SHOULD visit this city. And really there are many, it’s a great city. But I’ve decided to do the opposite here with a list of reasons why you actually may not want to visit or move to [...]

The usual cat poisoning symptoms are vomiting or diarrhea. Unfortunately, not all symptoms become immediately apparent. Often the affects of her consuming something poisonous are not revealed for several weeks. If you suspect cat poisoning, there are several situations when you should not induce vomiting. Sometimes a cat is poisoned [...]

Anyone who would vote for Hillary Clinton is out of their god damn mind. Allow me to explain: 10 Reasons Not To Have A Woman President: Shes a woman We all Know Women Can’t Drive so what the hell makes you think she can run a country? Women cry too much, like we really need a president who’s going [...]

As requested by one of our readers who felt we were being too hard on Hillary, we present the...Top 10 reasons not to vote for Barack Obama:1. You believe the propaganda from Fox News, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton that a vote for Obama is a vote for mandatory pink school uniforms and lollipops for everyone.2. You believe Obama is color blind and couldn't find the red phone at 3 am.3. You're a white supremacist and Obama would clash with your ensemble.4. Deep down, you just can't stand honest people.5. Ever since you dreamed you were shrunken by a mad scientist who resembled Gregory Peck, you've had a phobia against tall, attractive people.6. You're a real American patriot who would never vote for anyone named Barack Obama. Instead you feel more comfortable voting for a politician who h

Now remember, we're joking. The last thing the scene needs is some Emo's parents turning up on our doorstep telling us we've upset their son so much he can't be bothered to do his hair. But feel free to tell us what we missed. The scarring Being physically and emotionally damaged may help when you’re hanging out with Emos, but bursting into tears during assembly isn’t all that cute. If you think you’re unhappy now, wait until you’re being beaten to a pulp outside Safeway for saying you like Anberlin in public. ... read more

Just like most designers would rather create their designs from scratch, most developers enjoy writing all their code from scratch. When I first began blogging four years ago, even though plenty of blog software existed, I decided that it wouldn't be that tough to write my own blog software in PHP. So I did just that, and also began creating blogs for friends using the same software. Of course, once more people began to use my software, more feature requests and other issues arose, and support became a nightmare. So last year when I decided to build this site, I figured this time, if I just built the blog for myself, it could be a fun little project (especially since I now had four more years of experience and a new language to use -- .Net). As it turns out, although the project was and st

I’ve been a Dr. Ron Paul fan for many years. I first heard of Congressman Paul in 2000(ish) in a Yahoo Politics Chat room. One of the other conservative libertarians in the room asked me what I thought of Ron Paul and I had to confess that I’d never heard of him. So my chat buddy pointed me to a few links and I read up on the Congressman and was very impressed with what I read. At the time, most of the self-professed conservatives in the chatrooms liked what they heard about Dr. Paul as well. Such statements as, “If you hear that there were 434 votes in Congress for a bill and only 1 vote against, you can be pretty sure that the one vote was cast by Ron Paul and that it was an unconstitutional bill.” were often read. Another frequent comment was, “Wow, there’s actually someone in Congress who does more than just talk about smaller government.” What a difference 7 years make. I was a member at Freerepublic from sometime in 1997 until about

Well, we've all seen the ads that have been bombarded on your TV screens. Samsung have been showing off the sleekness and sophistication of their new phone... and they have been rambling on and on and on about it, well, forever it seems. They have been so busy in doing this that they have forgotten what a good and usable phone should consist of.But don't get me wrong, Samsung do deserve a little bit of credit by coming up with another "world's slimmest" phone - But, don't you think it's getting a little old? The market is cram packed full of slim phones that do nothing but look good in your pocket. Their's the Razr phones by Motorola, about a "million" of them by Samsung (little exaggeration in the quantity), even Sony Ericsson have entered this fascist league with their W880i.Well in this Blog i am going to list the five things that Samsung forgot to think about whilst making this phone. You might be wondering why I am picking on Samsung here? well, read on and find out...1. Hea

Well, we've all seen the ads that have been bombarded on your TV screens. Samsung have been showing off the sleekness and sophistication of their new phone... and they have been rambling on and on and on about it, well, forever it seems. They have been so busy in doing this that they have forgotten what a good and usable phone should consist of.But don't get me wrong, Samsung do deserve a little bit of credit by coming up with another "world's slimmest" phone - But, don't you think it's getting a little old? The market is cram packed full of slim phones that do nothing but look good in your pocket. There's the Razr phones by Motorola, about a "million" of them by Samsung (little exaggeration in the quantity), even Sony Ericsson have entered this fascist league with their W880i.Well in this Blog i am going to list the five things that Samsung forgot to think about whilst making this phone. You might be wondering why I am picking on Samsung here? well, read on and find out...1. Hea

By: tireddadoffive Real estate is not something that can be done on a part-time basis. Here are seven reasons not to use a part-time real estate agent.A real estate agents main focus is to sell. Therefore it is important to find a real estate agent that will focus full time on your real estate needs. There is a fiduciary responsibility to the sellers in the instance of an agent for the seller, and a buyer’s agent for the buyer to get the best deal possible for them. You have every right to ask the real estate agent if they are part-time or full time. If an agent says they can work part time and fulfill your needs for your real estate transactions, it is likely that they are working to make them money; they would not have the time to be fully loyal to you, when they are working at another job.• If a real estate agent is working part time, he or she likely has another job and does not have the time to focus on quality, instead they are trying to get as much done in as little time as

Висока цена - около 1000лв Бавна интернет връзка – iPhone няма 3G, има само EDGE, което означава че интернет връзката ще е много бавна ;). Само 8 гб памет – 8 GB какво? само за 700лв можете да си купите видео iPod с 160 GB памет и спестявате 300 лв. Скъпи тарифи – За £35 на месец получавате само 200 минути и 200 смс-а. За същите пари в България можете да получите много повече безплатни минути Първа генерация устройство – Купуването на първата версия на iPhone е рисковано. Обикновенно има много бъгове и грешки за доизчистване. По-добра версия ще излезе скоро на пазара - С

Ok, this week has been a bad week in the lab so far. A few weeks ago I wrote a post describing 15 reasons to be a scientist. Today I am in the mood to cross over to the dark side and give you 10 reasons NOT to be a scientist! Strangely I could only think of 10. If you have any more, please feel free to add them in the comments section below. (more…)

In case no one knows about it yet, I feel the need to point out that it is actually National Novel Writing Month (It should really be International, but whatever). I really should have said this before the month started, so if you wanted to you could join in, but I'm selfish like that, I didn't want you stealing my glory.I've wanted to do this for a few years, so this year, despite not being any more prepared, or with more time than any other year, I took the plunge and signed up at NaNoWriMo.org. Here's five reasons I shouldn't have done this:1. It's 1,666 words a day, the number of the beast!2. I hardly write in my blog.3. I don't have a plot.4. I'm as easily distracted as a chubber* at a buffet.5. I can't actually write.The basic premise is that you spew out 50,000 words in one month. I

In case no one knows about it yet, I feel the need to point out that it is actually National Novel Writing Month (It should really be International, but whatever). I really should have said this before the month started, so if you wanted to you could join in, but I'm selfish like that, I didn't want you stealing my glory.I've wanted to do this for a few years, so this year, despite not being any more prepared, or with more time than any other year, I took the plunge and signed up at NaNoWriMo.org. Here's five reasons I shouldn't have done this:1. It's 1,666 words a day, the number of the beast!2. I hardly write in my blog.3. I don't have a plot.4. I'm as easily distracted as a chubber* at a buffet.5. I can't actually write.The basic premise is that you spew out 50,000 words in one month. It is an incredibly rough first draft that you can then do whatever you want with. Even if that is storing it away and calling yourself a writer for the rest of your life, which is what I plan

by Steve RobsonHeading off on vacation soon?Then perhaps you're tempted to take your trusty laptop along for the trip.After all, you bought it for its mobility, and it's nice to stay in touch via email with your family and friends back home.However, just before you start packing, its pays to consider the downside of traveling with a laptop, particularly if you're planning to go abroad:1. WeightA laptop (plus accessories) starts to feel heavy very quickly. And who really needs MORE luggage to carry around?2. Security riskTo you, it's a laptop computer. To a thief, it's a bag of easy money. (About $1000). And that bag is something you have to guard every second of your vacation.3. Power supply problemsYou'll need a different power adaptor plug for each country you visit. And depending on your laptop power supply cable, you may also need a step-up / step-down voltage transformer.4. Connection complicationsYou'll need to find a way of connecting to the Internet. If your laptop i

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make a public announcement. It has been quite a while since I started working on this blog for Toner Cartridge Depot, and I have had enough. I can’t bear it anymore, so I made up my mind to discover the truth about this printing supplies store. Hopefully, what I’m going to tell you saves your precious time and, probably, health. So, I would not recommend you shopping or even visiting Toner Cartridge Depot for these reasons: 1. Toner Cartridges Depot sports a nifty design If you firmly believe that appearance is always deceiving, you will likely be shocked to discover the opposite. This means you may be subjected to stressful situation, which may unfavorably affect you health. You’d better stay away from the store. 2. Toner Cartridges Depot has been serving fellow Americans since 1997 If you are an adventurous person who likes taking risk of shopping with newly popped-up sellers this store, probably, isn’t the right place for you to shop. 3. Toner

This article appeared on escapeartist.com and written by Tia O'Neill. Living in Dubai is not wonderful and glamorous, as many would have you believe. Forget about what you’ve read, seen, and heard; those shiny buildings and manmade islands are all just smoke and mirrors. There are so many things wrong with this place that I have decided to compile a list, a must read if you are considering a

How many of you out there are not fond of the Microsoft Update site? I am sure there are many of you. How many of you are fed up with the Genuine Advantage nonsense every time you want to make sure you are up to date? Not to mention if you have a "legally questionable" Windows or Office installation. Don't fret, there are other methods for getting your updates so you can stay patched up. I will talk about two of my favorites.The first one I like is called Autopatcher. Every few months they create a core distribution, almost like a service pack, which contains all previous patches. Then every month they come out with a big update that you install to keep your system patched up. Autopatcher is really nice if you don't like to reboot. How many times have you built a new machine and installed Windows from scratch, then tried to patch it up? You have to reboot about 3 or 4 times before everything is patched up! With Autopatcher, everything patches at once, and you only have to reboot onc

How many of you out there are not fond of the Microsoft Update site? I am sure there are many of you. How many of you are fed up with the Genuine Advantage nonsense every time you want to make sure you are up to date? Not to mention if you have a "legally questionable" Windows or Office installation. Don't fret, there are other methods for getting your updates so you can stay patched up. I will talk about two of my favorites.The first one I like is called Autopatcher. Every few months they create a core distribution, almost like a service pack, which contains all previous patches. Then every month they come out with a big update that you install to keep your system patched up. Autopatcher is really nice if you don't like to reboot. How many times have you built a new machine and installed Windows from scratch, then tried to patch it up? You have to reboot about 3 or 4 times before everything is patched up! With Autopatcher, everything patches at once, and you only have to reboot onc

There are many reasons not to use fully automated directory submission software.  Listed below are some of the more significant disadvantages and problems associated.  The information provided will hopefully be helpful for both submitters using or thinking about using automated submission software as well as the individuals and companies that operate web directories. (more…)

Shoes have an interesting history. Too bad it's deteriorated to this:Style gurus warn that flip-flops, which are worn mainly by younger women, could be harmful to a career."Shoes convey the mood of a woman. Wearing flip-flops conveys the mood that you are relaxed and on vacation. That's not a good message in the office," said Meghan Cleary, a style commentator who wrote the book "The Perfect Fit: What Your Shoes Say About You."All that, and they get caught in the metro escalator.

A nutty, minute-long animated video portraying 7 reasons as to why Americans should not hate the British! A British voice-over explains the reasons which are accompanied by animated illustrations, to make it fun. Around July 4th we thought that we all need reminding of reasons to think the Brits arn't so bad after all. Whatever you think of them, you can also win a vacation to London...

We went to Biloxi earlier this week to the Beau Rivage to have lunch with my in-laws. It’s one of the nicer casinos there, and the buffet is considerably better than some. The kids behaved, and overall it was a great time. Overall, but not totally. Damian decided lunch would be a great time to fill his [...]

One day John decided to quit… quit his job, his relationship, his spirituality… John wanted to quit his life. He went to the woods to have one last talk with God. “God“, John said. “Can you give me one good reason not to quit?“ His answer surprised John. “Look around“, He said. “Do you see the fern and [...]

I've had a mobile phone for about 9 years. At first I had a pay as you go phone, but I never had the money to put more credit on it, and my parents wouldn't pay for it as I didn't call them, and they could still call me.Eventually I had to pay for my own phone, and in order to get a decent one I had to get a contract, otherwise the phones were too expensive. Over the years my contracts have become gradually more and more expensive as I always want a new phone. My top five reasons not to own a mobile are:1. I can never be bothered to change any of the default settings.2. The games are rubbish.3. I hate the annoying ringtones.4. It costs a small fortune.5. People can get hold of you anywhere.I don't know why a phone maker hasn't decided to make JUST A PHONE. The best phone I ever owned was smaller than a RAZR, and it worked wonderfully. Since then I've had phones that take pictures (badly), let you play crap games (badly), let you record videos (badly) and listen to music (badly).

In today’s edition of Late Night iPhone Reading: - TechEblog warns in Top 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Buy the iPhone that “Without 3G support, users won't be able to download/stream data faster than 1Mbps. HSDPA allows for data transfer speeds of up to 1.8MBps.“, although we knew that already. - Merinews’ “Mridul”, writes “Apple has made its iPhone with a touch of perfection. Consumer electronics giants like LG and Samsung, who are working on their own versions, face a stiff competition. Apple eventually will win a large share in the market.” in iPhone: LG, Samsung in panic mode. That’s all for tonight’s edition, good night folks. Bookmark to:

The usual cat poisoning symptoms are vomiting or diarrhea. Unfortunately, not all symptoms become immediately apparent. Often the affects of her consuming something poisonous are not revealed for several weeks. If you suspect cat poisoning, there are several situations when you should not induce vomiting. Sometimes a cat is poisoned [...]