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Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter, and you will be given the person’s name and address. If you then hit MapQuest, you will get a map to the person’s house. Everyone should be aware of this! It’s a [...]
Just got this link today from one of my Myanmar friends working in Singapore who’s helping to raise funds for the victims of Cyclone Nargis which swept through Myanmar weeks ago.
For those who are concerned about where their donations will go to, below’s Cyclone Relief Myanmar’s objectives quoted directly from their official blog:
• To provide [...]
Today I am at home with one of Michael's sisters. She should be at school, but, for reasons that I will not go into at this juncture, is home with me. I may relate the gist of the tale on a future date when it has reached that ripeness that allows us to recall it with a sense of humor.And by then, Michael may be in college.Anyway.You may notice a new banner off to the right.I direct you, my dear 42 readers, to Joeprah.com.This is a man to be proud of: a stay-at-home dad wrangling three little girls who keep him very busy, and who inspire his awesome web site. It's more than a blog, it's Joeprah.com! This guy is a scream. And he produces some top-notch videos as well.Take a look, peruse a bit, read for an hour, spend the day. There's plenty to see.
I just wanted to post a short reminder that I have started this new website called Five Star Friday, and that I am deeply in love with it, and that THE THIRD EDITION OF FIVE STAR FRIDAY IS COMING OUT TOMORROW.I am giving you three things to do:Go to Five Star Friday.Submit a weblog entry that strikes you with its excellence.Subscribe to Five Star Friday so you do not miss out on great web content each and every week.You might not know it yet, but you love it, too, because it is all about sharing good web content without any competitive edge. It is like shooting kittens and rainbows out your butt, and even some unicorns, only their horns don't hurt, because it is all just so awesome.I speak only truth.This has been a public service announcement from your ever-loving Schmutzie.This site nee
Pixelaneous #40
imposter n. One who engages in deception under an assumed name or identity.
We have never ran two Pixelaneous in the same day. However, this also came under the heading of “Public Service Announcement”.
Originally posted at Library of Email Knowledge: Beware of Imposters
This has been a public service announcement from DBKP.
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Guys, this is it!And you will definitely love this...but how far can one go without using their brainy shit???...or in this case, their poopy brain???As Ben Franklin said:In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there isbacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbedmore than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purificationprocess of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink waterand be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it asa public service.API Indonesia
Just a Reminder From Your Staff at Goldmind's Unwind!Remember that Friday is Mother in Law Round up!The Salivation Army wants to remind you that it's that time of year again. The holidays are rapidly approaching and that means the needs of the many must once again be sated by the wealth of the few. Just remember, ladies and gentleman, billions of people the world over have been left to toil without a mother in law of their own. This is the perfect opportunity for you to donate yours so that the voids in their lives are filled. Just think of the Christmas joy you'll provide to some poor third world family when your mother in law is delivered to them in a specially gift wrapped cage!*Just leave mother in law at your curb, fully incapacitated, by 9 AM friday. Please also provide one box of oatmeal for sustenance. Salivation Army is not responsible for damage during shipment. Mother in law donations are not deductible for federal or state income tax purposes and cannot be used as net o
Dear Dogs and Cats,The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleepperpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathro
If you are by chance, say, writing a piece for Scribbit's October Write Away Contest, and the subject happens to be "Things that Scare Me"...may I suggest that you NOT write it at 2:46 in the morning when everyone else is asleep in the house, or you might just scare yourself so well that you won't be able to move from the safety of the computer desk? Funny how you never really notice the sounds your house makes until you get scared and then every. single. little. sound. is magnified and is probably a boogie monster waiting to reach out from under your bed and grab your feet. Oh quit laughing at me. You know boogie monsters exist. And I'm afraid of the dark, too. So there. Technorati Tags: spooky, write away contest, Texas
For those who did not know and do care, the "Do Not Call" list of phone numbers that telemarketers have to consult and avoid is not a permanent list. When (if) you signed up, if was to be on the list for five (5) years; since the list is now five years old, the earliest adopters are about to be dropped from the list. If you wish to register for the first time or renew your phone number's presence on the "Do Not Call" list, you can register on-line at https://www.donotcall.gov. It may take as much as a month or two before the calls stop (as the companies only have to update lists monthly) but before long there will be more silence in the house. But, if you're really lonely and just want someone to talk to, don't sign up and chat away with the telemarketers - you have my permission.In a related note, did you know that a similar list exists for credit card and insurance applications? Well, it does! It is not as thorough as the "Do Not Call" list, and only covers companies who get their
I just don't think that's the law in Kansas. California, maybe. In Oklahoma, a custodial parent is entitled to the earnings of the child and I just don't think a bordering state where a lot of kids work on the family farm would be much different. Maybe the judge went to law school in California. In any event, kids should hold off on pulling this stunt until they run it past a local attorney.But, while I have your attention, who is that guy with the orange suit sitting in front of the Judge's bench and staring lecherously at Superboy? He doesn't seem to have any court function, so I'm thinking he's the local creepy guy who has to sit where the Judge can keep an eye on him so he isn't caught helping students adjust their athletic supporters at football practice....Dang, I almost took the high road for a minute.
I'm a novitiate, a beginning actor, and I've been putting more time into learning about the business side of acting, and I want to comment on how important is to recognize your true opportunities, and to be grateful for them.
A while ago, this empty-headed post appeared on the BackStage.com community message board:
For all of you newbies here are some names for you to stay away from. These people have scammed and scammed over and over again. They will not pay you, or they will charge you to be part of their company or they will tell you that your pay is one amount and pocket the difference. They will always tell you to make sure your vouchers are filled out to their companies: {names and casting agencies removed}. There are some more. Keep these names on an index card with you at all times. Do not get caught up in their scams. NO JOB IS WORTH it!!! Believe me then you are known as one of their people!! (oh your one of their people) Go ahead next time your on a set mention any one of
I'm a novitiate, a beginning actor, and I've been putting more time into learning about the business side of acting, and I want to comment on how important is to recognize your true opportunities, and to be grateful for them.
A while ago, this empty-headed post appeared on the BackStage.com community message board:
For all of you newbies here are some names for you to stay away from. These people have scammed and scammed over and over again. They will not pay you, or they will charge you to be part of their company or they will tell you that your pay is one amount and pocket the difference. They will always tell you to make sure your vouchers are filled out to their companies: {names and casting agencies removed}. There are some more. Keep these names on an index card with you at all times. Do not get caught up in their scams. NO JOB IS WORTH it!!! Believe me then you are known as one of their people!! (oh your one of their people) Go ahead next time your on a set mention any one of
The following is a public service announcement. It may or may not apply to you.Disciplining your children is the right thing to do. I don't care what method of discipline you use (just don't beat up on the kids please), but make sure it is effective and you do it consistently.Some of your children may as well have been extras in "The Children of the Corn". Does the name Damien mean anything to you? Yes, your children. Your adorable little progeny can make Satan himself say "damn, you got some bad azz kids".There was no need for little Billy to be rummaging around in my shopping cart at the grocery store yesterday. When I asked him to stop, he looked at me like I was a mosquito annoying him. He's too young to be able to give that look to people. Then he had the nerve to take MY stuff out of MY cart and put it on the floor. I got rude then, and he just looked at me like "ok, aaannndd?". That's not cute, people. His azz needs some kind of discipline. When I was that age, my mother had
Recall Notice:
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They are missing the following warning label in English:
To all the sexy ladies out there, I am taking this post to give you all a few words of advice. Please, stay away from plastic surgery and be sure to feed yourself, okay? As you can see above and in previous posts I’ve made, plastic surgery and starvation will eventually make you look a hot mess.
STOP AHMANDINEJAD BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE (sorry, this isn't a freebie. but it's much more important than anything free. But i guess freedom is mor important than freebies). Go to http://www.aish.com/iran/.
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