We're down 50% of viewers, seriously. Maybe they all went traveling too...
Anyway, just some regular internet stuff, condensed into one long post for when you're back to "work". Here goes:
So I'm expecting a letter over the next three months. Meh, encrypted connection it is, or we move to an ISP that won't track your activity and pass it on to other organizations. (if you underline the won't, it m
It's been awhile since I've talked with Emilie, mostly because she's too busy getting wasted in areas far away from me, but we managed to catch a few moments on IM last Friday. Here's my favorite excerpt -Emilie: sorry..it is taking me awhile to read your messages b/c everything on my computer screen is rotated 90 degrees for some reason. I have to go to Best BuyTamara: ok. that's just fuckin weird.Tamara: only you Emilie would have a screen that does that.Emilie: I KNOW!Emilie: i have to turn my head all funny to read it and shit.Tamara: Haha, I read that as - 'I have to turn my head all funny to read and shit.'Tamara: So like, you have to turn your head in order to shit.Tamara: and I was like - Why the fuck is she shitting and talking to me at the same time?Emilie: LOLTamara: But then I
I'm digging this post over at Angry 365 Days a Year. Dude basically tears the drug company a new one, which is fitting, given that this is essentially what the drug they are hawking does to you.antiobesity drug derived from lipstatin, a bacterial compound that inhibits pancreatic lipasepancreatic lipase is an enzyme that hangs out in your small intestine (after being secreted by your pancreas) and is responsible for breaking down (by hydrolysis) fats/oils from food that you eat into monoglycerides and free fatty acids (smaller bits of fat), which can then be absorbed and used by your bodyso essentially, this drug acts to disrupt a perfectly normal digestive process to help you potentially lose weightprevents the absorption of fats/oils from food, thus reducing the number of calories you actually rack up AND causing your poo to become oily and/or loose (this is known as steatorrhea, the fats/oils have to go somewhere!)oily poo is disgustingyou also fart a lot, have to poo more often, a
I'm digging this post over at Angry 365 Days a Year. Dude basically tears the drug company a new one, which is fitting, given that this is essentially what the drug they are hawking does to you.antiobesity drug derived from lipstatin, a bacterial compound that inhibits pancreatic lipasepancreatic lipase is an enzyme that hangs out in your small intestine (after being secreted by your pancreas) and is responsible for breaking down (by hydrolysis) fats/oils from food that you eat into monoglycerides and free fatty acids (smaller bits of fat), which can then be absorbed and used by your bodyso essentially, this drug acts to disrupt a perfectly normal digestive process to help you potentially lose weightprevents the absorption of fats/oils from food, thus reducing the number of calories you actually rack up AND causing your poo to become oily and/or loose (this is known as steatorrhea, the fats/oils have to go somewhere!)oily poo is disgustingyou also fart a lot, have to poo more often, a
용변보고나면 다른 사람이 바로 들어와 냄새 맡고 기절할까 두려운가요? 이 제품이 바로 해결책이 될 듯 싶네요. 특히, 여성들에게 좋지 않을까 싶군요. 바로 뒤에 남자 친구가 화장실 쓴다면 냄새나는 화장실에 남자친구를 들여보내기 싫겠죠. 이 제품 하나만 들고 다니면 언제나 안심하고 용변을 보실수 있을 듯 싶네요. 정말 기발한 아이디어의 제품입니다.linkvia [신기한 세상]Tags: 멋진 제품, 신기한 제품, 화장실 냄세 제거, 특이한 제품, 아이디어, 기발한 제품, 독특한 제품
용변보고나면 다른 사람이 바로 들어와 냄새 맡고 기절할까 두려운가요? 이 제품이 바로 해결책이 될 듯 싶네요. 특히, 여성들에게 좋지 않을까 싶군요. 바로 뒤에 남자 친구가 화장실 쓴다면 냄새나는 화장실에 남자친구를 들여보내기 싫겠죠. 이 제품 하나만 들고 다니면 언제나 안심하고 용변을 보실수 있을 듯 싶네요. 정말 기발한 아이디어의 제품입니다.linkvia [신기한 세상]Tags: 멋진 제품, 신기한 제품, 화장실 냄세 제거, 특이한 제품, 아이디어, 기발한 제품, 독특한 제품
I KNOW I made clear that I am not a lavatorial humorist. But this is not funny. Yet definitely newsworthy.Spring has sprung here in the mountains and yesterday I was enjoying the sun on my shoulders, having a rare moment of peace outside on my front steps with a muffin and a cup of tea. Admiring my surroundings. Until...what do I glimpse? A strange shape nested within the leaves of this shrub-thing in front of my house...C'est quoi?Well, here in dog-loving central, there is only one answer to that question. Spring springs forth, snow melts, and a veritable carpet of doggy-do reveals itself, aroma mingling with the gentle alpine breezes -- a subtle, disconcerting tang to the air while all about you, dreaded dark deposits materialize on every bloody square inch of grass. And even up trees. And again, I am not the sort of person who usually photographs this stuff but you have to see this. The turd is ELEVATED:if you can't see properly and have the stomach for it, click on the pic. Behol
Before cancer, the last time I missed the toilet was 7th grade. The entire bus ride to school I had extremely painful cramps. When we arrived I had no choice but to shit. Back then I hated going in public restrooms, so I squatted above the seat and exploded. When I was done I still felt poorly, so I called my mom to come pick me up.For some reason, something really stunk in the car. At home I noticed why – I erupted all over the back of my brand new white Adidas shirt. My mom tried to make me feel like less of a loser by saying she’d wash it for me. Too bad the shit stains never came out. The shirt was just too white.That afternoon my mom had to pick up my older brother and his friend, NoCommonSense. I went with her. “What are you doing here?” my brother asked me.“Benjamin wasn’t feeling well today,” my mom replied.“That sucks.”“…He pooped all over his shirt.”NoCommonSense and my brother started laughing uncontrollably. If only that damn shirt wasn’t so white.
