So did you see it? Colbert sure made fun of Pasco's "wizard" substitute teacher and even turned School Board chairwoman Kathryn Starkey into a frog after drowning out her explanations with a blah, blah, blah. We all knew it would...
The new Saints Row 2 trailer from THQ pokes fun at the silly activities in Grand Theft Auto IV. The original Saints Row was a pretty good GTA knockoff and so far it looks like SR2 may actually be even better than the original, with tons of things to do. Will the new title be [...]
SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian man has described how he escaped from the jaws of a great white shark by poking it in the eye as it dragged him under water.ADVERTISEMENTJason Cull, 37, told reporters from his hospital bed that he saw a dark shape approaching as he swam about 80 metres (yards) off the popular Middleton beach in Western Australia on Saturday.At first he thought it was one of the dolphi
SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian man has described how he escaped from the jaws of a great white shark by poking it in the eye as it dragged him under water.ADVERTISEMENT
Jason Cull, 37, told reporters from his hospital bed that he saw a dark shape approaching as he swam about 80 metres (yards) off the [...]
At a technology conference in Seattle, Ballmer asked the audience how many people use Yahoo as their primary search engine. After only a handful of people raised their hands, Steve Ballmer stated "Wow! We offered 31 bucks a share."
The above advertisement for the Citroën C4 was withdrawn in Spain after complaints from some Chinese that it was insulting to the entire nation. Somehow, I think that’s an exaggeration. Sure, some folks in the Politburo might be annoyed. But there will be a lot of Chinese who think that Mao Tse-tung is fair game when it comes to advertising humour. Americans are quite happy to dress up an actor as Lincoln and make a few jokes, and Elizabeth I appeared in Blackadder. At least neither Abe Lincoln nor QEI was responsible for the deaths of 70 million of their own subjects, managing to butcher more than their enemies were able to. While it’s true I might get annoyed at the same treatment being given to Confucius, surely a more uni
This is Heather Mills bill board poster for Viva, the animal welfare charity. The message was that meat and dairy industries were destroying earth because the animals emitted gases. This in turn caused the greenhouse effect.
Heather even poked fun at her peg leg in another campaign poster. It said to meat consumers, “You haven’t got a leg to stand on!” It referred to her ability to stand on one good leg and being a vegetarian.
Aah! so clever.
Heather said that she gave up meat and milk because of health reasons and the abuse against dairy animals.
Still she’s a crazy bitch.
The Unsinkable Heather Mills: The Unauthorized Biography
Of all the web shows that I've come across, one category that seems underrepresented is comedy. That is no longer the case with the discovery of Goodnight Burbank, a well done laugher that takes aim at the ripe target of local TV news broadcasts, and for the most part, hits its targets.The idea is very simple. What goes on in a TV studio when the talent tosses to video? Or a live shot? Currently working in television news, I can fully attest that anchors say the darndest things. Goodnight Burbank capitalizes on this "down time", showing what can happen off camera. It goes a bit outlandish sometimes, but can also catch you off guard for a great belly laugh. And that's what matters.Written by Hayden Black (who also co-stars), it's obvious this guy has some experience in television. His bio on the site discloses his experience in television marketing, but the show reveals his time spent (at least observing) in the studio. He cleverly hones in on mispronounced words, bickering talent, a
Crying about Google ignoring your keyword stuffed web pages just gives Matt Cutts and the rest of the SEO world something to gleefully mock.
Note: Naughty tricks aimed at gaming the search engines usually backfire as search companies catch on and make adjustments. There’s always someone willing to try something like keyword stuffing. Has that person ever been you (before you knew better, of course)?
It’s a conspiracy, man. The Google hierarchy doesn’t want you to know how to become immortal. It’s totally true, you can read it on the Internet, you just can’t find it through Google, see?
Yeah, we see what you did there, or at least Matt did. Some people will still try old tricks to get noticed by the search engine. Matt highlighted one website whose owner offers the key to immortality (magnetic rings) and one of the more entertaining keyword stuffing examples you’ll see today.
“‘Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware?’ Huh? And
Sharpton, founder and president of the National Action Network, met with reporters after the meeting, saying, "I told him what prompted this is the feeling that ... there is an unfairness in how reassignment and early releases have been meted out." WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING THERE...OF COURSE THERE IS UNFAIR TREATMENT DUH!!!...AND GUESS WHAT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CASES WERE HIS HELP IS NOT NEEDED...COME TO GA AND HELP GET THIS 21 YEAR OLD OUT OF JAIL WHO IS CONVICTED FOR 10 YEARS OF SOMETHING THAT IS SENSELESS...(AJC.COM) FOR FULL STORY ON THAT.
Made comments on The TODAY Show
"Remember that controversial Olympic logo for the 2012 Olympics in London? Some folks have complained that the campaign actually sent them into epileptic seizures,"...
Indonesian police sleeping on the job? Maybe, just don't tell the whole country about it.Police are threatening to sue cigarette manufacturer PT Djarum for a nationwide advertising campaign, appearing on billboards, TV and in magazines, that pokes fun at officers dozing on the job."The force is a state institution that deserves respect," said police spokesman Maj. Gen. Sisno Adiwinoto.The ad is a visual and linguistic pun on the phrase "sleeping policemen," which in Indonesia is a term used for speed bumps. It features a road sign warning motorists of bumps, amended to read "Be careful, the police are snoozing."The Indonesian police force is regarded by critics as one of the country's most corrupt and lazy institutions, but is sensitive toward criticism. The language lead singer of a punk band is currently on trial for comparing officers to dogs in a song.
