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This site is not here to pick on people or make fun of them just for the hell of it. This site is a commentary on goals.People can have something that is very personal to them, very near to their hearts, something they want to do for the rest of their lives, something they want as a career, a way to have fun, share experiences with others, or maybe just a way to pick up a little cash on the side. These ads are a way for them to reach out and achieve whatever goal they have. Yet, they put little or no thought into it. No plan. Just hastily typed sentences they don't even bother to proofread. It amazes me.This blog could be about personal ads, used car ads, resumes, or any number of things where people are looking to reach out to others to achieve a goal. But I'm a musician, so I chose this. I will hope that you read some of these and have a few laughs. I will also hope that you think about how you go about achieving your own goals. Does your plan differ?Plus, some of these ads are jus

Here is a video of Nas on Steven Colbert. It was a good conversation, and Nas made some valid points, but when Steven used the word N word, well the R word rather, I found that to be hilarious..maybe it was just me, anyways enjoy the interview. Technorati Tags: Nas, Sly Fox, Steven Colbert

Este es el nuevo video de Plies, titulado Please Excuse My Hands, el cual es el 2do single de su album Definition Of Real. Esta cancion cuenta con la colaboracion de Jamie Foxx y The-Dream...disfruta!

Ok, I might get some negative feedback from this one. But if your stomach is lookin’ like Mrs. Raymond’s stretchmark-filled stomach here, then you should be flaunting it all willy nilly. It reminds me of a post over at Bossip of Deelishis (from Flavor of Love) flaunting her zebra stripes as well. Anyways, check out what [...]

With their recent sweep of the Oakland A's, we're at that point again in the season where we look up at the standings and are startled to see the New York Yankees just a few games out of playoff position. This is also known as the worst day of the year.At eight games over .500, the Yanks have positioned themselves for a second-half surge. It has become a sort of routine: Sleepwalk through the firs

Part one showed that the Yankees are, historically, in the ideal position to make a run at the playoffs. However, certain factors unique to this season may impede the Bombers' pinstriped march to the postseason:1. The AL East is kind of good.And by good, we don't just mean the Red Sox. No, this year the Yanks will have to keep pace with both the Sox and the Tampa Bay Rays in order to secure a top

I've been verrry verrrry naughty.What was I s'posed to do, when confronted with a very exotic, very rare and very tempting menu offering, la~!!!So there I was in "Nihonmura", pictured right (the so-called "Japanese Village" - a complex of very hi-so and authentic Japanese eateries) in Thonglo 13... When we decided to eat in the restaurant "Uomasa" (pictured below), which specializes in seafood.I w

Please Stop Breaking Into My Car: A plea note left on a car.Click for larger imageDear Criminals, Please stop breaking into my car, there is nothing left. Also, I understand taking the stereo & CDs, but what are you going to do with my registration, and why did you break my ocarina? It was a present, dick.Try again and I'll go Gordon Freeman on your ass. That's right, I'm camping behind some crate

Only a select few girls totally crave man-meat in their butt holes! Thick pricked Chris Charming is the cock slab that satisfies their filthy needs! And what's better than thick prick in a tight asshole you ask? Well POV say we! An ass grease extravaganza! A smorgasbord of delectable derrieres! So, sit back, unzip and live the life of an Ass-driller! He drills for thrills in some of the finest and

A simple plea to car thieves. Some guy wrote a message after his car kept getting broken into .Also, in case you’re wondering: ocarina. Similar Posts:O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend Leggy Leelee Sobieski L.A. Candids Stacey Dash - KING Magazine Cover - June 2008 Ali Larter - Bikini on the Cover of Shape Magazine Kim Couture finishes fight with [...]

I'm not one to beg or even really ask for help but this time there's something I really need your help on. Shutter Sisters is collaborating with Blurb to create two image laden photography books. One book will be called The Daily Click. It will feature photos from their Daily Click stream. And guess what? It's up to you and me and everybody to decide which photos will be a part of the book. Here'

Oh I see you decided to go to the beach you have your beach bag your tiny bikini and what you forgot the suntan lotion....Are you nuts? Listen I'm all for dark bronzed skin but unfortunately the risks that...

We know the late King of Rock And Roll Elvis Presley is a singer. But do you know Elvis has a live concert album where he doesn't sing at all, but only talking? This 1974 album called "Having Fun With Elvis On Stage" is produced by his manager Colonel. Tom Parker and initially it was released under his own label Box Car Records. On the right hand corner of this unique album it says: "A Talking A

Emperors New Clothes Models Tee $30.00 Available at: boutiquetoyou.comSimple, chic, straight-forward message tees from The Emperors New Clothes are sweeping the fashion world. Have you jumped on the ENC Tee bandwagon? Personally, I'm about to fall hard for these funky new shirts. After a couple seasons of faux-vintage message tees, I think this new wave of stark slogan shirts are a breath of

What that was done by you if being trapped in the middle of the festival and facing the problem because the battery telephoned selular you were finished? Need not worry. To overcome him, you only needed music and danced. The operator telephoned selular from England, Orange, in his statement mentioned co-operated with GotWind, the producer of the supplier's product of energy that could diperbarukan

Do you know who owns this car?  Friday July 11th 2008 this car was spotted in the parking lot of Rock Prairie Elementary School. Who owns it? Who did it? Did someone remove the Post-It notes before driving? Was it a surprise? WHY?????? Looks like Rock Prairie Elementary staff had a great time during the summer break!

Overheard yesterday at the local dog run:WOMAN ON CELL PHONE SANS SHAME AND NEED FOR PRIVACY: ...I'm totally so hungover. Yeah. I'm just walking the dog now. Last night was insaaane. Totally. ...I figure later on I'll just go to the bar at the Chelsea Hotel - you know, the place where that Sid Vicious thing happened. I live, like, a block away from there. It's so cool. Anyway, I'll just go

I really, really...REALLY want one now, but I'm waiting until my birthday or Christmas because 1.) I need to save up the money and 2.) It will give Apple time to work out any bugs the new 3G might have....

Today, after opening my email account to check my inbox, I received another Paypal scam titled "Please Restart Your Paypal Account". Of course I already know it is a bogus email because of obvious reason, the email address where I received it wasn't the one I use for my Paypal transactions. They can't fool me ;0 If you did receive the same email as the photo shown below, ignore it - o

The Columbian had to do this.Come on Julia! Get out your rolodex of realtors and generate some sales. For every quarter page they buy you could allow them to call bottom in an article.UPDATE:In the interest of being fair The Columbian ran a foreclosure article today.

Easy (to please) Rider: Watertown collector has a stable full of ...Waterbury Republican American, CT - Jul 12, 2008There's a rare Kawasaki, a Benelli and a custom 1969 Triumph Trophy that resembles the Captain America chopper from the movie "Easy Rider. ...

To those who have taken the Hudson Line survey: Thank you so much for your honesty and candor. For those who have not, please do so. Your input will help reshape the site's focus. The link is again posted at the end of this post.Thank you so much -- and be assured your input will be put into practice in the not-too-distant future.-- KevinClick Here to take The Hudson Line survey

Dear Readers,I am in the running for a fashion intern on the Style Network please vote for me TODAY IS THE LAST DAY so please please go and vote. Shamless self promo but hey a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.I was informed about this opportunity by one of the casting recruiters from GotCast. Most of the people in the running have had months to get votes. In just a week, I have jumped to #6

For all of you out there who think that Mo'Kelly is NOT an equal opportunity NPHC critic...Dear Omega Psi Phi Bro. Jesse Jackson,Frat, Dogteam...Although Mo'Kelly understands the underlying sentiment and implied frustration about Senator Barack Obama's behavior as of late; Bro. Mo'Kelly humbly requests that you keep Senator Obama's "nuts out of your mouth."Uh...(ahem)...that's about the only way

i apologize for the delay in postings but this last week has been crazy due to health issues. starting next thursday a guest bloggers will be taking over for a bit but i promise that once im back on me feet everything will be back to basics. meanwhile im going to try and post until then!xoxophoto cred: vogue russiajuly 2008

Money, Money, Money -- ABBA I find HELOC abuse stories fascinating in a train-wreck sort of way. I like to try to imagine the thought processes and belief system that would allow someone to do something so incredibly foolish. Spending your home equity is not a one-time event that could be the result of a single, rash decision, it is the cumulative effect of numerous ba

An excellent question was posted to the Chicago Tribune’s Dear Abby column on Independence Day that we wanted to share with our readers about shoe etiquette. “I have been wondering about the custom of shoe removal when someone is a guest at the home of the person who practices this custom before entering the house. Walking [...]

This is a guest post by Lisa Friedman, owner of SomeoneSpoilMe.com and an expert in giving and getting fabulous gifts. If you haven’t browsed her site yet, trust me when I say you want to. You really, really want to. And you also want to email the link to your husband, mother in [...]

Track List:01. Intro02. 17 Years Old Freestylin03. Freestyle - 1st Time On Stretch & Bob04. Freestyle - 2nd Time On Stretch & Bob05. Another Day In The Projects (Demo)06. I'm A Villain (Demo) Both Joints Would Become NY Stae of Mind07. Freestyle - 3rd Time On Stretch & Bob08. Freestyle - Wake Up Show09. Memory Lane (Premo's Demo Mix) [Click To Listen]10. Represent (Premo's Demo Mix)11.

I can't believe this please tell me they are closed for remodeling or something..Everytime I have been there it is always packed with people ... I love Madre's they have the best food the service is fantastic..Not to mention it is so pretty.. I was going to go on my birthday in Aug. I love love love this place... I hope it is only closed for remodeling as they only have one ladies restro

On the commute into Seattle for my real job I let the possibilities wash over me.True, the city of Seattle sold out its basketball fans for $45 million. But Howard Schultz could be the long-awaited white knight. Albeit, a heavily-stained white knight covered in f-bombs and used coffee grounds.But Schultz’s litigation against Oklahoma City Whatevers owner Clay Bennett just might be the answer. It

Well Chris is out of town again – so I’m back to BUI. Not as bad as last time – but I was a little shocked when I saw the dent I made in that wine bottle. This time, I’m putting it away before I can finish it. And I made sure to eat something substantial before sitting down to write (no off color, out of character innuendos – and I know that a few of you are disappointed).But that one to

I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before and it’s no secret that I like beautiful girls.  Actually, most guys do, they just don’t show it as openly.  My girlfriend’s hot.. really hot… but my guy-nature can’t help but notice when a nice girl walks by.  Every time I see some hot girl on TV or [...]

Un curioso post oggi ha attirato più di tutti la mia attenzione Si tratta di Richard Stellingwerff che ha notato una piccola curiosità nel popup GTK+ che compare quando si tenta di connettersi ad un server remoto, utilizzando ad esempio il protocollo ssh: La segretezza della parola è protetta dalla sostituzione dei soliti asterischi, che [...]

Normally the idea of playing a Second Life style game would be like the idea of wanting to play "Staple Gun my bollocks to the table and time how long it takes to get the staples out", but given its web browser version of a Life type game and that i's by Google, I figured I'd at least give Lively half a chance to prove it's worth. read more

While browsing the Internet today, I found this interview. I urge you to watch it, it may be the most important video you see all year. Thank you, Nick Source: -every-american-needs-to-know-and-do-about-fisa-before-tuesday/ Video:  What Every American Needs to Know (and Do) About FISA Before Wed., July 9th from Tim Ferriss on Vimeo.

Sure, I'm a homeschooling SAHM of dd7 and dd1.5, wife to dh=hotness. Sure, I wake up to leaky diapers and spend my days picking up toys and feeding kids. Sure, I write about my kid's development and quick make-up fixes, but I'm so much more than that, too.It's kinda like that age-old debate between working moms and stay-at-home moms (okay... not age-old, but at least since the 60's... and isn't

This is at least the third incident already this season, and it's embarrassing to all (real) fans of both teams. Here's the details of the latest incident from The Record:A Cape Cod man is accused of beating another man with a baseball bat because he thought he was a New York Yankees fan.Robert Correia is headed to an arraignment today in Massachussetts. He is charged with assault and battery with

A work related emergency came up at the end of last week which will unfortunately demand most of my time this week. (Until my family gains the ability to eat the Internet I guess I’m stuck with taking care of things outside the Matrix in order to keep food on the table.) We hope to have the doors open again by the weekend. Thank you for your patience. No refunds.

I have a 1999 pontiac montana van , that runs fine sometines and then the other times it shifts real hard then one time it started to back fire. its in the engine not the transmission does anyone have any ideas? Thank you so much. Annette

It was a big decision, but we finally decided we were ready for a pet!Gabi has been asking for one for a long time. We've spent quite a bit of time explaining about how much care pets need, how much responsibility it takes to make your pet's life a good and healthy one. And after all the talking, I think the accountability that comes with being a pet owner has sufficiently sunk in.So last night we

  Despite the fact that most sellers have undoubtedly been counseled by their Realtors to leave during showings, a large number of sellers choose to remain.   After a recent, painful,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is known for her giggling. But at the International Indian Film Academy (IIFA) awards function in Bangkok last month, she got into much higher spirits, say eye-witnesses.... For more just visit my blog...bollyjolly.blogspot.com

I've got a brand new mobile phone. Its a doozy. Its thus so because it does exactly what I want it to do. Dial out, ring and do 'txt msgs'. That's all I need. That's all I asked for. I don't want any fancy gadgets. I don't want bluetooth or web access or a 4 mega pixel camera or the ability to get data sent to me from a satellite orbiting Uranus to tell me EXACTLY where the nearest clean and fresh

Plies is offering a sneak peak at his 'Please Excuse My Hands' music video on his YouTube channel. "This video here is for a song so different than anything I've ever heard over the course of the last couple years," the Fort Myers, Florida rapper say

Moment of Silence?!Mo'Kelly must be kidding. Kick the music! Brief Helms refresher course...before any of you idiots out there become "angry" at Mo'Kelly's celebration of his death.You damn right...Mo'Kelly is CELEBRATING!HAPPY HELMS DEATH DAY! LET THE FIREWORKS BEGIN. SING THE SONG BOYS!DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!"Helms was particularly vitriolic when speaking of blacks, gays and lesbians, bl

By webmdaveAnd he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world. -- 1 John 2:2The doctrine of propitiation isn’t something that’s talked about too much in modern Christian circles. Hell, heaven, sin, repentance, prayer, Jim Dobson… these are all topics that get covered constantly, but propitiation? Not in any church I attended. I think I kn

PMP with Wifi feature? yes this is could be real because Creative will release new ZEN variant with WiFi connectivity and media streaming . They named this PMP with Zen X-Fi  , and it will comes with 2.5-inch display,  and other normal PMP features such as built-in speaker, FM tuner and SD card slot. And [...]

She's saucy, she's sexy and she's got a little problem with her body temperature at the moment... Meet Alex Young. Alex is a rising dance pop maven enticing electronic pop lovers like myself with her debut single "Cold" which is...

Mobilink, last month, kicked off the war with Jazz one, Telenor responded with A One; however both were defeated by Ufone’s Uwon. And now Zong feeling the heat and joining the club with 8 Anay per Call offer. Two things are seen common amongst all cellular companies; they are attacking each other…and at the same time [...]

In talking with some of my recent college graduate friends about sex in college now-a-days, one girl mentioned to me that the participants had to sign a sexual consent legal form before actually having sex.  Excuse Me?  In our discussions, a few of the gals mentioned that they had had drunk sex a few times that [...]

What can I say about Melky Cabrera? He is hurting this team. He has to go gather his head in the minors, or needs to be traded. This is getting beyond ridiculous. Everybody knows it, everybody sees it. If the Yankees want to make a push for October, Melky has to be out of [...]

I'm afraid that some e-mails sent to me over the past 4-5 days have disappeared into thin air. Interestingly, some mail got through, including plenty of spam.I was apparently creeping up on my disk space quota and my host wasn't notified, and therefore didn't notify me.If you e-mailed me any time since June 26 and you haven't yet heard from me, please resend your message. I would have responded by

I need your help....desperately. Am I sounding desperate?!? Hope so...because I need you to feel bad enough for me that ya'll HELP ME!Becoming Me, a really, really well written blog, is hosting this: I've never participated in any sort of tour before...which (I think) may make me a tour snob, but this one caught my attention. Mostly because I haven't quite nailed down what the mission of my blog i

Parenting - Please Don't Make This Mistake - Making mistakes is part of being human and in fact it's through our mistakes that we learn the most. We know what not to do next time. We can do things again from a different perspective. We celebrate how we've grown through all our ups and downs. With most things, there's always an opportunity to try again. Parenting is different. We can't go bac

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a

If you remember Verve from the 1st time around then you’ll more than likely know the inspiration behind Get Well Now’s Underworld cover. ‘Born Slippy’ was the trio’s biggest hit, undoubtedly helped on its way by the song’s inclusion on the ‘Trainspotting’ soundtrack. If any one tune encapsulated the lad culture and general mayhem of the mid-nineties it was this one. The Nuxx append

It takes all kinds to make the world and Katie Price and Peter Andre are living proof." I remember coming across Katie mentioning somewhere that her husband loved her big, augmented breasts but still preferred a smaller version. This drove her to get a breast reduction in an effort to downsize them. If a successful and beautiful woman living the high life in Western society will

Here's my random list - of places and things - that need to be resurrected in the Fort.Holiday TheaterRe-build it. We will come.Papa Suzetti'sThe family (minus their patriarch R.I.P) is still around. So are some of their employees. Nobody makes that pasta and sauces like these folks.A&W Root Beer StandWe all need to pull into one - order a dog and a mug - sit in our cars and watch the 'hops -

Are you in it for the long haul? Did you recently purchase an anti-aging serum, or new moisturizer, or acne lotion? You've used the treatment for a while now, but it isn't working. Or doesn't seem to be working. Help!!! Where do you go from here?We're all anxious for the quick fix. We want results ASAP, or as soon as possible. That's why beauty treatments like Botox and Juvederm are so crazy popul

Gavin DegrawARGH! I'm such a sucker for these cheap irresistable sushi conveyor belt singer songwriters packages! But i just had to give Gavin the time of day, his album in 2002 has been a faithful hound in my ipod through bus rides, mrt scuffles and piss weak jogging attempts. Not to fear, I have 3 rock album requests I'll be listening to this week, so i promise more grit coming soon.Meanwhile c

Even though I have fifteen working titles and five draft articles, I’ve lost the urge to write. I’m hoping that after a couple of nights of good sleep, it’ll come back to me. In the meantime, check out these wholesome articles you may have missed:   Seven Ways to Become a Better Prostitute   Inside the Mind [...]

Yes, so I have been eating like a pig lately. Not literally...ya know, I am totally not a mud fan but I just feel like I have been stuffing everything in sight in my face. Cookies, ice cream, hot dogs (ewww, too many pig references), bagels, cheese, ice cream, funnel cake...did I say ice cream? Okay, so tomorrow, I promise myself to do 30 minutes of speed walking, 20 minutes of high cardio

Your photos needed from the St Luke's Midnight Walk, Sgt Wolfbanger's appearance down in London and any other local events that have taken place over the weekend. Please mail 'em to the blog here with a few snippets of info and we'll do the rest...

American Apparel, the clothing store notorious for it's sleazy advertising and an oversexed CEO named Dov Charney who looks like a 1970's porn star, is in the news again. They've always been known to sell sex with their salacious ad campaigns featuring young women in exploitative poses, but now they are selling a different kind of sex - the kind a woman experiences with herself. Believe it or no

One of the great things about living in Southwest Florida is being able to enjoy all its wonderful surroundings. However, problems tend to arise when we humans infringe on the natural flow of things. Thankfully, most folks who live here take their responsibility to protect our environment seriously so when things start to get out [...]

Here is another recent scrapbook page that I did. This was our family's Thanksgiving this past year - my sister Dena was the cook (but who are we kidding, my mom is really the one in the kitchen doing a...

From anime Please Teacher! (おねがい☆ティーチャー Onegai Tīchā, Onegai ☆ Teacher), this is Please Teacher!: Mizuho Kazami PVC Figure.Mizuho Kazami (風見 みずほ Kazami Mizuho) is a 23 (as alien physiology is only hinted at, and growth rates may be different for the un-named alien species she is partly derived from) year old half alien, half human, Planet Inspector from the Gal

Donate to the Charles Richey Fund Friend, husband and fellow REALTOR® was unexpectedly hospitalized read more As a blogger and real estate community member, I have had the pleasure to come into contact with many people across the United States in this profession. Through the turmoil of the 2007 real estate fallout many of us in [...]

It's Friday and I am so happy, I sing my It's Friday song and did my happy dance but I worry.  The Challenge this week in the Makeover2Takeover contest is to post to localism and revamp our profiles. Are we finished...NO! This week has gone by very quickly and as usual life happens.  I did not return to work until Tuesday..I really need 5 days a week. Last night was the Daytona Area Association

The entire Artists' Community is abuzz about this Orphan Works Bill. It has already passed in the House and is waiting for decision in the Senate. Artists are not happy as it is designed to make copyright works more easily accessible to those that would use the work without compensating the artist.For information on the Bill and it's wording, check here at the Library of Congress online.Talking

Bobby is getting married?!  Wow.  Didn’t see that coming.  Read this episode synopsis from Spoiler TV to see what I mean.  This episode will air on July 10, 2008. The gang worries that Andy is having an affair with a female co-worker (Nia Vardalos); P.J. agrees to help Bobby plan his wedding; Caitlin pursues Kenny.

Yesterday was the recording of the single ‘Please Excuse My Hands’. It’s a song by Plies and features artist Jamie Foxx and The-Dream. So many pictures to choose from but I selected some of the best for your viewing pleasure. The video looks like it will be a good one most likely number one of [...]

Go Read. I won't quote it here, because of my Boycott of the AP. But I will say this, If Dobson spent as much time trying to lead others to Christ, as he did sticking his idiotic self-righteous nose into politics, he might be doing something. He is, as far as I am concerned, a classic textbook example of a Self Righteous, White, Christian pig. Others: Hot Air, Gateway Pundit, The Carpetbagger Rep

Kix is a band that is local to my area. They hit the big time and had a lot of popular songs in the late 80's and early 90's. Their song "Don't Close Your Eyes" has special meaning to me.My first experience with death was when I was 15. I had a cousin named David. He was quite a bit older than me, he was 24. He worked for my Dad so he was around our house often. My sister and I used to refer to hi

Have you ever talk to someone that is EXTREMELY forgetful? How forgetful he is? Well, I told him two things yesterday morning, in the afternoon, he acts as if I never say anything to him before. So again, I repeat that two things and he said yes and understand what i'm trying to say. The next day, again, he forgets, then again, i repeat and this time, I asked him to repeat what i said.Later that a

I received this in my email today for my website and promptly posted it on my low carb forum but just now realised I should probably chuck it up here too for my readers whom don't frequent the forum:I just received this in my inbox from Richard Feinman, founder of the Nutrition and Metabolism Society and editor for the journal, Nutrition and Metabolism.Basically, it is a petition for the goal on b

I hate ppl simply park at other ppl's parking lots. I hate even more when these ppl had their own parking place, it's just that their place is far from the lift, so they parked at other ppl's place. This morning when I was about to go to work, I saw this car. She stopped at the car park for a while, look here look there and then parked at the car park behind me. she knows the owner went to work an

Do you ever feel like you wish you could turn off the crazy? I recently took up listening to meditative sounds at night. I was especially fond of the ocean tides one. The first couple of nights, I... Please visit for more!

the potato chips? I did absolutely nothing today but stare at the ceiling, watch tv, surf the net, and EAT.while surfing the net, I came upon some articles on some orphanage here in thailand. reading the stories about the kids made me cry. yep, this lounge lizard cries every so often. he's a big kid himself.anyway, I offered to volunteer my time if it would help. I'm not much of an expert at chang