playing on my iPod:You Gave Me a Promise - FireflightIt has been raining for days, even the floor that my bare feet is stepping on is cold and almost freezing. I saw the weather forecast on the fucking news earlier today; it says that the rain would continue to piss down on the east coast of Peninsular Malaysia till this coming Saturday. I fucking hope they are right because this cold and gloomy w
Well I’ve been blogging for a little over a month now – so I thought I’d do a write up on the experience.First – I am proud to announce that even with a post titled Peeping Toms and Sex Perverts in Thailand, I still haven’t gotten all that many creepy key word searches. In fact, most seem to be cake-related. Which makes me feel bad because I kind of gave up on working in any cake-related
In a recent conversation with my good friend Anastasia, we were discussing our new blogs. How much fun we were having writing them, how much we appreciated the comments and e-mails from our readers (of whom a few aren’t even pre-existing friends – yeah!), and how disconcerting it is to know that people find our sites while conducting searches for topics related to excrement and deviant behavio
1. Watch The Ride - Scratch Perverts 2. Push - Pharoahe Monch 3. Dogz And Sledgez - Million Dan 4. Tika Toc - Skibadee 5. Freakz - Scratch Perverts 6. Just - Ronson, Mark 7. Rize Up - Chemical Brothers 8. Drop - Scratch Perverts 9. Scratch Perverts In Session - Scratch Perverts 10. Ross Ross Ross - Sebastian (1) 11. Bu
Eva Mendes has said she used to carry a knife to protect herself after a nude scene in Training Day was attracting stalkers and perverts.
She said, “That was my controversial stage where I’d just started acting. I went through my little Angelina Jolie phase, like I was really tough. I had just come out in [...]
Dubai police have launched a campaign against "sexual perverts" and against men dressing as women (and vice versa) in public places.Dubai police chief Dahi Khalfan said that the campaign was expected to last a few weeks, and that the police were acting in the capacity of UAE punitive law to protect society's values and customs.From The Memri Blog
Okay, the pervert part might be a little rough, the following is a bad case of taste disorder though. Imagine having an iPhone and thinking: “I`d like this thing to look and feel like Windows Vista!”. Sounds weird, doesn’t it? Obviously, some people seem to have that desire…
Interested in turning your iPhone into a Frankenstein-like [...]
In Safford, Arizona the assbag school administrators sometimes make thirteen year old girls take off their clothes and shake their coochie, and a three judge panel from the Ninth Circuit, the most liberal, terrorist-friendly federal appeals court in the Republic, thinks that is just fine.We shouldn't be surprised. The nation's fine educational system is being systematically undermined by hordes of middle school kids gulping Ibuprofen pills, which have been secreted in the vaginas of little girls. Back in 2003 Savana Redding was a goody two shoes honors student at Safford Middle School.But her classmate, Marissa, was a bad girl. Acting on a tip, vice principal Kerry Wilson discovered she was in possession of a 400 mg prescription strength Ibuprofen ( equivalent to two nonprescriptio
we are finger puppets for fingering...
A young lady,an abductee,one whom never believed in greys,related a similar true horror tale;late one night, on the way home from work,she stopped and picked up a hitch-hiker,something that she's never done before. &
Last night, as were trying to prove ourselves adults by staying up past The Boy’s new extended bedtime (WHO STAYS UP TILL TEN ON THE WEEKENDS WHEN THEY’RE SEVEN?!), we were evily enthralled in Dateline’s To Catch a Predator.
A) I don’t understand how men keep falling for this. It’s not a new concept, one that has generated enough buzz to be worthy of spoofs and MadTV and SNL, and yet men still continuously enter the home of some “decoy” actress who won’t actually look them in the eye. Do men REALLY have such a distorted view of reality that they think some upscale teen is eager to scrump with some guy missing eight teeth and no shirt?
B) I love how there’s always freshly baked cookies on the table at these stings. It’s interesting to see which men will munch on them while being interrogated on national television. One man, in particular (who I believe is not mentally competent), munched on five or so cookies.. and
Passion for panties has turned over a new portal in the realm of fetish fanatics. The Used Panty Portal caters to the crowd with the latest panty news and PR, as well as panty auctions, matchmakers, and wikis. One can only imagine how accurate the panty matchmaker is, as most registered males probably would match up best with a pair of bloomers and a sticky VHS tape. Just like online dating though, they should be performning security screening for skidmarks.[via]
The pervy yet lovable AdRants points to an antique in middle school humor. Sneaking away to their refrigerators, adolescents used to be more creative to satiate their desperation."Apparently way back in the 30's, the designer of the [Land O Lakes] packaging, Jess Betlach thought he'd have some fun by adding the visual hint or female aureola/nipple to the Indian woman's knees. The knees, you ask? Well, according the Where's My Jetpack, thousands of boys would cut the knees off, cut a whole where the Indian woman is holding the product and insert the image of the knees thus creating the illusion of an Indian woman holding her bare breasts."Boys got knee-cap boobies and we only got Fabio? Ladies, we were chumped. Boys everywhere should be appreciative to now live in a time where MySpace provides all the creativity and 'imagination' for you.tags technorati : butter humor packaging silly
