A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said,"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out anywindows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shacked it right through the window of thebiggest [...]
Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat`s provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp.Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!This particular Genie; however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the stan
I'm so damn happy this whole week, and all thanks to Mak for fulfilling one of my wish list. My old, tired phone which stuck and jammed every time I needed it the most had been replaced by a new phone, a walkman phone actually from Sony Ericsson. Thanks Mak, for sponsoring a part of it (mostly of it O.o) and one of my wish list is already fulfilled. Now, more on to my new phone, a not so new model which came out last year when I was still in Langkawi. The model W880i is famous for it's ultra-slim size, as slim as the CD case and it's damn light you may not notice that it's in your pocket and the same thing did happened to me, which doesn't make any differences to me since my last phone also made me feel the same way although it's quite bulgy, itself.Sony Ericsson W880i, the ultra slim walk
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.The genie said, "Nope,sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual
old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the
usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So…what’ll it be?”
The woman didn’t hesitate.
She said, “I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other.”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not
THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun,
likes to cook and helps
I love my family and friends. They insisted I join in most of my weekend plans despite the fact that I felt mostly horrible. My sister-in-law insisted I go to the spa. Her comment was something along the lines of what do you have to do but lay there and sit there. Same as you would here. So I went. The hot stones helped me feel better, at least temporarily. And the pedicure was relaxing, and very
Bryan
Online Prayer Request Please pray for me. I’m a nice guy that needs a break. I don’t smoke, get drunk, do drugs or anything else like that. It’s been almost a year since my girlfriend broke up with me but I still have feelings for her. If I could have one wish to come true it wouldn’t be for money, fame, or even power but it would be to have her back, take her hand in marriage and grow old with each other. Please my friends pray with me, I have no other place to turn. I still love her and I promise to God and to all of Heaven above if I could have her back I would be the greatest thing that will ever happen to her. Please pray for me, I’m not greedy, a perv, or a jerk. I;m just someone who needs another chance.
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
- Courtney [...]
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
- Courtney [...]
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
- Courtney [...]
A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Fallswhen she stumbled upon a old empty bottle.She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genieappeared.She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie.The Genie said,"Nope, sorry three-wish genies nuh real,me is strictly a ONE-WISH Genie.So... what yuh want?"The woman didn't hesitate.She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map,I want these countries to stop fighting with each otherand I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans andvice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. "The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,"Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE!Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands of years.Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi 'bout five hundred of dem dey years.mi good but mi nuh dat good!Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one. Do Lady, mek
