A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?""No," he replied, "Arthritis."
folk der alten schule, meine güte, was wird das in diesem fortschrittlichen jahrtausend noch? back to the roots? dabei schrieb die spex erst in der aktuelle ausgabe von einer welt im wandel und meinte ganz sicher keine rückbesinnung damit. zeiten des wandels sind zu nutzen. wenn das in begleitung solch herrlicher musik passieren kann, bin ich dabei! chris, wie der kanadier vornamentlich heißt,
IS COMIN' AGAIN...... so, I decided to get the old Snow Gun out of storage. yup.now, as punishing as this thing may look, let me assure youit has nothing to do with the Penal Code. it just looks like it'sgonna be a tough Winter this year, and I gotta be ready foranything. damn... it was 80° here just four weeks ago. whatan epic shift of fortune. oh well~ easy cum, easy go, I guess...
For many millions of years, the Old Man of the Mountain stared unflinchingly across Franconia Notch (a few miles north of the superb Flume Gorge) perched precariously on an upper granite wall, almost 400 metres from the base of the gorge. The Old Man had the enigmatic look of a craggy Mona Lisa, neither smiling nor frowning. His fixed gaze oversaw a park full of great walking trails, fine
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I'm Grumpy Old Man. I don't care who you are because there's an excellent chance that you're not as smart as I am, and you don't comprehend jokes on as many levels as I do. With that said, welcome to my blog.My motivation for writing this blog is a long and boring one, which I shall share with you in excruciating detail. I have a friend. She's my best friend by default, because no one else talks
OLD MANI saw an old forgotten manOn an old, forgotten roadstaggering and numbpulls out forgotten dignityfrom under his flaking coat,And walks a straight linealong the crooked world.Selbstportrait im schwarzen Gewand.schieleUOMO DIMENTICATOtraduzione Hanna Filo'FaediHo visto io un vecchio uomo dimenticatoSu una vecchia, dimenticata stradatraballante e confusoestrarre fuori una dignità scordatada s
Yeah I think he wants in. We had some snow recently, which always surprises me in November. I guess it shouldn't. I remember years though when I was a kid and I begged and begged God for snow. I wouldn't see so much as a flake until January. It's sad for me when I see no snow on Christmas. It's just how I have been conditioned I think. Still, I love a snowy Christmas morning. It sets the whole moo
Old man look at my life,I'm a lot like you were.Old man look at my life,I'm a lot like you were.Old man look at my life,Twenty four and there's so much moreLive alone in a paradiseThat makes me think of two.Love lost, such a cost,Give me things that don't get lost.Like a coin that won't get tossedRolling home to you.Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you I need someone to love me
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, see
Review under "Highly Recommended..." Old Man Gloom - Seminar III: Zozobra -----(Quite right.... "Seminar III: Zozobra" remains their BEST work but still the other releases rediculously worth a listen. I definitely enjoyed "Christmas" to bits).----- Artist - Old Man GloomAlbum - ChristmasYear - 2004Genre - Sludge-metal Doom-metal Tracklist01 Gift 5:47 02 Skullstorm 0:51 03 Something For The Mrs. 5:
Winter is approaching and that means now is the time to prepare your car for the new season. While safety should always be on your mind, during winter it is especially important. You can save yourself a lot of bother and danger if you perform some simple auto maintenance.
In order to find what may need [...]
I found these old man trousers at the Jet Rag dollar sale and immediately started imagining the person they once belonged to. In my daze I envisioned a 5 foot 5, gray haired gentleman named Mort whose pants were always too short and shirts always stained. His wife always laughed at the egg driblets on his tie and the newspaper fingerprints he left on his 6:00 am cup of joe but nagged every time
This old man caught my attention, from the other side of the court, while watching a basketball game late this afternoon. He was attentively watching the game while airing his comments to the referees as they pass by him.
OMG!
Does this have “bad idea” written all over it, or what?
Like, yeah!
Here’s my small list of questions about this public relationship…
What the HELL is she doing?
What the hell are her parents doing?
What the HELL is he doing?
There! I feel better!
Seriously folks. This little “older boyfriend” thing stinks to high heaven. We don’t know [...]
Bipasha Basu aka Bips is all set to cast her ‘jaadu and nasha’ on screen once again! And this time it is in Sanjay Gupta’s Pankh directed by Sudipto Chattopadhyay. Interestingly, Bipasha is a mere fantasy of the 20–year–old protagonist Jerry (Maradona Rebello) and does not actually exist in the film.Explaining the complexity of the story director Chattopadhyay said, “Bipasha is Jerry
Our favorite grampa! He seems more fitted to play the role as simple old man than the president.
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From Anas al-Masri, NablusAn elderly man from Nablus is fighting for his life in a local hospital after undergoing severe physical and psychological torture at the hands of CIA-trained Palestinian security (PA) interrogatorsThe man, identified as Hajji Marwan K. Al-Khalili, had a massive stroke Thursday during a “torture session” at the Preventive Security headquarters in Nablus. According to
Noruega | 2003 | Melodic Black Metal / Symphonic Black MetalIn Defiance Of Existence es el quinto álbum de estudio de Old Man's Child. Fue producido por Galder y Fredrik Nordström, y editado el 20 de Enero de 2003 por el sello Century Media.Line Up:Galder – voz, guitarras, bajo, sintetizadoresJardar – guitarrasNicholas Barker - bateríaGus G. – guitarra invitada en solos de tracks #1 y #9
DES MOINE, Wa. A tragic accident occurred on Friday when a 76 year-old man accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brake and drove his SUV vehicle off of the Des Moines Pier and into Puget Sound.
A couple of passers-by immediately dove into the water while the vehicle was half-way submerged. The driver was pulled out and saved. Unfortunately, the 86 year-old female passeng
DES MOINE, Wa. A tragic accident occurred on Friday when a 76 year-old man accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brake and drove his SUV vehicle off of the Des Moines Pier and into Puget Sound.
A couple of passers-by immediately dove into the water while the vehicle was half-way submerged. The driver was pulled out and saved. Unfortunately, the 86 year-old female passeng
I like Wolverine. I’m not absolutely obsessed with the character. He’s the Britney Spears of the Marvel U, overexposed as all get out. But when a writer does something interesting with him — apart from emphasizing how he tends to leave off the “g” at the end of present participle verbs — it’s easy to [...]
Austria 1 - 1 Poland
Croatian-born Austrian player of the year Ivica Vastic became the oldest scorer in Euro championships history as he converted an injury-time penalty to give the co-hosts a 1-1 draw with Poland and ironically send his Croatia compatriots into the Euro 2008 quarter-finals.
The 38-year-old - who also scored the last time Austria [...]
JABALIA - PalestineNews : A 60-year-old Palestinian man was killed along with an Islamic Jihad activist while two other citizens were injured one of them a child, who is reportedly in a serious condition, as a result of a fresh Israeli air raid on Jabalia, north of the Gaza Strip.Medical sources told PIC reporter that Mohammed Asalia was killed when an Israeli warplane fired a missile at a group o
Fresh out of the box and not half as crazy as their name suggests (and distinctly Gregless too) this L.A. quartet are just the tonic for lazy summer afternoons. ‘Old Man’ is taken from their soon to be released debut ‘Big Nun’ and is awash with subtle harmonies and shuffling rhythms. To put it crudely it’s like Jack Johnson were he to up the talent ante 4 fold, quietly smash his acoustic
Fresh out of the box and not half as crazy as their name suggests (and distinctly Gregless too) this L.A. quartet are just the tonic for lazy summer afternoons. ‘Old Man’ is taken from their soon to be released debut ‘Big Nun’ and is awash with subtle harmonies and shuffling rhythms. To put it crudely it’s like Jack Johnson were he to up the talent ante 4 fold, quietly smash his acoustic
Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?
Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!
Brooke Hogan’s mom, 48-year-old Linda, is now dating someone 29 years her junior and her daughter isn’t too pleased about it. The pop star recently spoke to Michael Yo, an E! radio host, about her mom’s new 19-year-old boyfriend off-air.
She told Yo, “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my [...]
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’ “Twenty-six!
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his left leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he...
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Lost Update Season IV 05/22/2008
As promised, the Grassy Knoll Institute is ready to explain the mysterious Jacob, the old man that lives in the cabin. The same man that Ben takes orders from. The same old man that seems to have powers beyond our comprehension.
The answer to this mysterious entity can only be found in [...]
This is the trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen's new movie starring Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem. Watch it and you'll know why my article title is appropriate.
By the way, the new Death Cab For Cutie album (which came out today) is phenominal and one of my early contenders for Album of the Year. We'll have to wait and see what Coldplay and
According to the 1933 obituaries in both Time Magazine and the New York Times, Li Ching-Yun was reported to have buried 23 wives and fostered 180 descendants by the time he died at the age of 256.From 0 to 256 Unsurprisingly, not much is known about Li Ching-Yun’s early life. We know he was born in the province of Szechwan in China, where he also died. We also know that by his tenth birthday, Ch
The doctor was surprised to find old man Jones sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue. He walked over to the nurse who was taking his vitals.“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “but why is Mr. Jones sitting like that?”The nurse replied, “I told him you were going to examine his sexual organs.”
Lost Update Season IV 05/08/2008
Old man look at my life,
I’m a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I’m a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there’s so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things
that don’t get lost.
Like a coin [...]
The fat old man who lives in the house opposite has been standing, hands on hips, at the end of his drive for the past half an hour. In the last couple of minutes he's given up his frowning and has started muttering something about hating bin men. In the distance I can hear their lorry getting closer and with every passing minute my anticipation of an incredible battle grows. This could be the best thing ever. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!I ended the bank holiday weekend in style yesterday, laying around next to the Thames which runs along the bottom of a friends garden, enjoying the heat, watching passing boats, drinking strawberry cider and playing cards. Beautiful. I'm so very, very English.Back to work today and it's busy as usual. Later on this week we'll be rolling out a free Secondsmi
According to the 1933 obituaries in both Time Magazine and the New York Times, Li Ching-Yun was reported to have buried 23 wives and fostered 180 descendants by the time he died at the age of...
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New Hampshires Beloved Old Man of the Mountains
Each
Sunday, I usually do my ˜Seacoast
Sunday Scenes post, but today, I wanted to pay tribute to New Hampshires
beloved state logo - our ˜Old Man of the
Mountains.
Five years ago yesterday, May 3rd, the rock formations that created
the ˜Old Man of the Mountains profile slid into
history and fell at the basin of Cannon mountain. Sometime between midnight and
about 2-3am on the morning of May 3, 2003, he slid down the slopes, and when the
fog lifted that morning, he was really gone.
It may seem trivial to some, but for those who make New Hampshire their home or who came to
love our ˜Old Man in the MountainsR
Noruega | 1998 | Symphonic Black Metal / Melodic Black MetalIll - Natured Spiritual Invasion es el tercer álbum de la banda noruega Old Man's Child, la banda del también integrante de Dimmu Borgir, Glader. Fue grabado entre Marzo de 1998 y Abril de 1999 bajo la producción de Galder, quién además improvisó la mayoría de las letras en el estudio. Fue editado el 23 de Junio de 1998 bajo el sello Century Black.Line Up:Galder – voz, guitarras, bajo, tecladosGene Hoglan – bateríaTracklist:01. Towards Eternity02. The dream Ghost03. Demoniacal Possession04. Fall of Man05. Captives of Humanity06. God of Impiety07. My evil Revelations08. Thy Servant
The wise old man
Ahmad, man of 92 years, short, very well-presented, who takes great care in his appearance, is moving into an old people’s home today.
His wife of 70, Alia, has recently died, and he is obliged to leave his home.
After waiting several hours in the retirement home lobby, he gently smiles as he is [...]
This is actually fairly old news for us in Vegas. I’ve made a regular gag about it on my show since we found out the story. However, it doesn’t seem to have received national attention...
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Old Man - Neil Young (1972)Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Sono molto simile a come eri tu un tempo / Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Sono molto simile a come eri tu un tempo.Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Ventiquattro anni / e ancora c'è così tanto / Vivo da solo in un paradiso / Questo mi fa preoccupare.Amore perduto, che alto prezzo / Dammi cose / che non vadano perdute / Come una moneta che non vuol essere gettata e torna a casa da te.Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Sono molto simile a te / Ho bisogno di qualcuno che mi ami per tutto il giorno / Ah, uno sguardo nei miei occhi e puoi renderti conto che è la verità.Ninna nanna, guardo nei tuoi occhi / Corro attorno alla stessa vecchia città / Non significa molto per me significa molto per te.Sono stato primo ed ultimo / Guarda come è pass
An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him."The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead."
Q: I live in New York City the worst place for personal relationships. I see a bunch of old man chasing young women and the ones in my age group, 46 don't want a relationship. They are just fine or I meet to drunks one and that is out of the question for me. What do I do? - Not Dating in New YorkDear Not Dating in New York,I know New York can be a tough city for relationships, but girlfriend, you
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If I were to make as many cupcakes as his actual age and put a candle in each one we would have had singed eyebrows from all the heat.
I’m kidding. He’s not that old. I can say that because although there’s a few years between us he’s dragging me right behind him. You see, aging isn’t a race: it’s a conveyor belt you get plopped on and when you realize you’ve forgotten something and try to go backwards you can’t do it.
*sigh*
I got him blue jeans (some people are lucky enough to be able to wear those to work every day). Rosco gave him his pacifier:
I tossed around the idea of dinner at Red Robin, but Rosco decided to throw up this morning. Also, the last time we were at Red Robin (my birthday), Rosco was a raging heinie hol
Noruega | 2005 | Melodic Black MetalOld Man’s Child es una banda Noruega de Melodic Black Metal. Vermin es el sexto álbum de estudio de esta banda que fue fundada en 1993. La banda raramente es vista en una gira para promocionar álbumes debido a sus constantes cambios de Line Up. Line Up: Galder (vocales, guitarras, bajo y sintetizadores), Reno H. Kiilerich (batería) Track List: 01. "Enslaved and Condemned"02. "The Plague of Sorrow"03. "War of Fidelity" 04. "In Torment's Orbit" 05. "Lord of Command (Bringer of Hate)"06. "The Flames of Deceit" 07. "Black Marvels of Death" 08. "Twilight Damnation" 09. "...As Evil Descends"
Beberapa hari yang lalu sebuah stasiun televisi swasta menayangkan film yang berjudul constantine dimana yang jadi peran utama adalah Kang Keeanu Reep. Dalam film tersebut Kang Keeanu adalah seorang perokok berat dari umur 15 tahun, hampir menghabiskan 3 sampai 5 bungkus setiap hari. Dimenit menit menjelang akhir film terdapat adegan perkelahian antara Kang Keeanu dengan Iblis Kaki Lumpur. Tehnik animasi yang dibikin terlihat bagus sekali pada adegan tersebut ketika kedua tangan Iblis tersebut bisa masuk kedalam paru-paru Akang Keeanu dan ketika dicabut terbawalah cairan yang menyerupai aspal/ter.Kalau di film Triple X, Pakle Diesel selalu bilang "Ngerokok iku iso modyarno kon", beda lagi sama tokoh gendam Indonesia Rommy Rafael dalam bukunya tentang Hipnoterapy, tidak merokok selama 1 ja
My oldest child (almost 60) has just convinced me to start a blog with the best of my 10 ring binders of original stories, jokes, limericks and anything else that comes to my mind. Some of my humor comes from my experiences long ago when the world was much different than it is today. And some of the humor comes from daily experiences now. In fact, I met a buddy of mine from the old neighborhood of Lawndale in Chicago this afternoon:I asked Lonny (not his real name) for the telephone number of his 54-year-old son Mike.Lonny took out several little pieces of paper and turned them over one by one. Here's what he said:"Nope, he's dead."Next piece. "He's moved."Next piece. "This one's not my friend any more."Next piece. "And here's a telephone number." He recited it, and I said, "That's .
The Anchoress is so eloquent at times I'll just let her speak here: The corrective recipe of the early 1970’s - a corrective of quotas, affirmative actions and “specialness” - contained too many parts condescension and overpraise and not enough...
In what seems like contradiction, free is very much the current marketing buzzword for people trying to increase sales. Since Tor - in return for your email address - decided to release a book a week for free via their website it seems like everyone’s been jumping on the bandwagon. In such a climate it’s [...]
He’s referred to by friends, loved ones and shoppers as, Old Man Walker. While most believe him to be taking a short nap, Walker will perish Tuesday morning while riding home on the bus. He does so, ironically, shortly after doing what he loved.
Walker is a familiar face at the mall, where he regularly waited [...]
From bbc:
“A 101-year-old man has his sights on the London Marathon in a bid to become the world’s oldest competitive runner.
Working plumber Buster Martin ran Sunday’s Roding Valley half marathon in Essex in five hours 13 minutes, and is now focusing on London’s 26-mile event.
On finishing the run, the first words of the ex-member of [...]
"Girl" at school was 39-year-old man A Japanese man was arrested for trespassing this week after turning up at a high school, dressed in a girl's uniform and a long wig ,...
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Divid J. Pfahler, 60-year-old man from Allentown, Pa., is suing a boy and his dad, saying that the boy was skiing recklessly and caused an accident that injured his shoulder. The skiing collision happened in January, and now the 60-year-old man has sued 8-year-old Scott Swimm and his father, Robb Swimm, in a federal court.
According to the suit, Pfahler is asking for compensation for the physical therapy required for his torn shoulder, as well as compensation for nursing, vacation time, medical services by his wife and a few other expenses. The suit says that Pfahler and his wife lost approximately $75,000.
The boy’s fathered said he witnessed the accident, and that his son was in control and was skiing slowly. He said, “It wasn’t a violent collision or anything; Scott just kind of tapped his ski boots.” The mother, Susan Swimm, said “Who in the world sues a child,” and that “it just boggles my mind every day.”
Clarence Garrett, an 87-year-old man from Wisconsin, finally graduated college from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with a bachelor’s degree. The college Chancellor, Carlos Santiago, said, “We are not sure if Clarence Garrett is the oldest to ever graduate from UWM, but we do know that there had not been a graduate for some time who was born when the president was Woodrow Wilson.”
Garrett was also chosen by the school to lead some of the graduates into the US Cellular Arena, in which he received a standing ovation when he was given his degree. His wife, children and grandchildren were at the commencement ceremony to witness the graduation.
There was a 50 year gap in Garrett’s higher education. He started back in the spring of 2006 to finish his college classes and get his bachelors. Garrett said, “After all my children went to college…I said, ‘Why shouldn’t I?’,” and he says he has “loved it ever since.&rd
SEATTLE -- An 85-year-old West Seattle man who was hit by a sport utility vehicle Saturday night has died from his injuries, the King County Medical Examiner's Office said. The man was identified as Oswald Clement.The accident occurred about 7:45 p.m. Saturday in the 7300 block of 35th Avenue Southwest. Clement died Sunday at Harborview Medical Center. A Seattle Police spokesman said the driver was not impaired and is cooperating with investigators.
SEATTLE -- An 85-year-old West Seattle man who was hit by a sport utility vehicle Saturday night has died from his injuries, the King County Medical Examiner's Office said. The man was identified as Oswald Clement.The accident occurred about 7:45 p.m. Saturday in the 7300 block of 35th Avenue Southwest. Clement died Sunday at Harborview Medical Center. A Seattle Police spokesman said the driver wa
There's more I need to blog about, but for now, I'll share this brief story.For those of you who aren't aware, I have this sign that only old men can see, that tells them that I'm a good person to approach and compliment and generally talk to. And because I'm a smuck, I generally let them talk to me (some strange thing about respecting your elders and all that, even if they are are crazy).Since coming to Sweden I've had three old men encounters.Now, I would like to add a fourth, that happened while I was in Oslo.So on Friday I'm walking down Main Street in Oslo (a wonderfully touristy place that is a pedestrian street) and I stop at a light and suddenly I feel a hand on my arm. I jump, turn and some older man is speaking to me in Norwegian (which is close enough to Swedish that it sounds familiar, but not close enough that I can understand anything he is saying.) Throughly startled, I respond, "Lo siento, Ya talar bara lite Swedish," managing in one sentence to mangle three l
An egomaniac German playboy, age 77, found himself shut down by a 19 year old that refused to have sex with him after a night on the town. The old guy’s response? The man, Rolf Eden, is suing her for discrimination because she refused to sleep with him. The best part is the guy’s quote when questioned by the media:
“That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before”
I’m calling it another publicity stunt, this time from a guy desperate to show the world what a stud he is despite his declining age. Or he could just be that delusional. The guy is well known in Germany for trying to emulate Hugh Hefner and claiming to have bedded thousands of women in his life. Here’s hoping he drags the story out in the media and makes a further fool of himself, especially since he can’t seem to figure out that most of the women are after him because of the money and not because he’s the Johnny Depp of senior citizens.
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Old man Cravetts was a crochety old geezer. Used to sit on his front porch and crochet everything from doilies and douche bag cozies to donut pillows and cat scrotum warmers. Now, since he was older than night time, Cravetts was feared and hated by the neighborhood children. Even so, he’d always try to crochet things for them as they rode by on their bikes throwing things at him he’d previously crocheted for them. “Ya know I try to be nice to those kids and they just don’t appreciate me,” he laménted as he cut into another bolt of heavy metal print fabric. “Maybe this Lars Ulrich afghan will get their attention.” He muttered cheerily to himself.One blistery autumn morning, Cravetts strolled out onto his front porch for another day of yarn wasting when there on his front lawn was little Bobby Youngonion lying unconscious and covered with blisters. “Now don’t lie to me you little wrapped scallion, I know you’re not unconscious and what are you doing all wrapped up in
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Remember when we all thought George Blanda was the same as Bob Hope — the oldest person doing what he once did best? Well Vincent Frank Testaverde, the pride of Sewanhaka High, is not that far behind. Old George was 48, Vinny is about to be 44, and last week he got off his couch in Long Island and led the Carolina Panthers to victory. Teammates hoist Vinny after the old timer carries the Panthers to victory. (AP) It’s stunning. He’s supposed to be one of those more…
Let me ‘axe’ you this, dear reader. When you clicked on my page, did you see a sign above my head that read “Ask me where to score skunky buds?” Do I look the like the nigga with the hook-up? I can barely leave the house these days without a greasy hippie, boy-racer or wannabe G-Banger approaching me to ask “Hey, bro! You know where I can score some stinky buds, ow?” Unusual as it may sound, I’m thinking it might be something to do with my eyelids. If you look closely at a photo of my ugly mug, you might notice that my eyelids droop and sag worse than Anna-Nicole’s piss-flaps (pre or post-mortem, take your pick… it doesn’t make too much difference). The medication I’m on makes me pretty photosensitive too, so I’ve usually got ‘em dangling limply at half-mast. You might be able to tell just by looking at my photo that light is not my friend. Also, there are a lot of ugly motherfuckers out there that I’d rather not look directly at, lest I turn to stone
69-year-old Man Accused of Trading Auto Repairs for Sex
Police arrested a 69-year-old man Leon Woodley from McMinnville who accused for trading sex by offering to repair a woman’s car with no charge but he requested her to have sex with him.Leon Woodley is a married man and his wife is working at the McMinnville Police Department. And so happened he was arrested by McMinnville’s police.
The man
Next up in the queue: Mental Meanderings of an Old Man authored by Dave G of Manchester, Something Something, UK. Does that make you a Manchester United fan Dave? That wasn't made clear to me, but the fact that Dave is a fan of the ladies was. I think mainly by the post where now deceased friend Graham (this is the UK, there had to be a Graham) referred to him as a "dirty bugger".That aside, I started off not really enjoying Dave's blog. I don't know if it was the clutter mentioned by one of the reviewers below, some grammar slippage (also mentioned), or the fact that I first read the title as "Menstrual Meanderings..." which had an unpleasant if not confusing connotation for me. But by the time I settled in and got drawn into his yarns, I left feeling as if I'd just spent an afternoon at the pub with him quite enjoying his stories. Dave, I'll prepare you - scores weren't great. Mostly I think your blog suffered from the same fate as some of the others under the reviewers' scop
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!""No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now.""I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed."Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries."I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."
doctor to old man - baba tumhari nichey ki goliya khrab ho gaye ha ,un ko nikalna pade ga :wheelchair:
old man -koi baat nahi nikal do beta ,jab bandook hi nahi chalti to fir goliyo ka kya kaam:wheelchair:
The old bloke was a bit embarrassed, but he had to see the doctor."I'm worried, doc", he said. "I met this twenty five year woman last night and she made passionate love to me. Since then, my old fella has swollen to twice its normal size, its become red and itchy and there's a discharge beginning to appear."The doctor examined him."You'd better sit down", he said. "You're about to cum."
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Lloyd Overclock would have continued to lease his phone, had his niece not had a sneak peak at one of the bills lying on a kitchen table. The 85-year-old has for five decades been paying a monthly fee to lease his phone, recently realising that the arrangement is an overpriced throwback to the days of the telephone revolution.
The neice said that “if something goes wrong with that phone, they’d have a new one here the next business day. I was thinking to myself, If something goes wrong with that phone, I’ll go to Wal-Mart and get one the next day. But I didn’t say it.”
No need to worry ladies and gentleman, the 85-year-old is now using a $7 wall phone from wal-mart, which works like a charm.
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