Noruega | 2003 | Melodic Black Metal / Symphonic Black MetalIn Defiance Of Existence es el quinto álbum de estudio de Old Man's Child. Fue producido por Galder y Fredrik Nordström, y editado el 20 de Enero de 2003 por el sello Century Media.Line Up:Galder – voz, guitarras, bajo, sintetizadoresJardar – guitarrasNicholas Barker - bateríaGus G. – guitarra invitada en solos de tracks #1 y #9
DES MOINE, Wa. A tragic accident occurred on Friday when a 76 year-old man accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brake and drove his SUV vehicle off of the Des Moines Pier and into Puget Sound.
A couple of passers-by immediately dove into the water while the vehicle was half-way submerged. The driver was pulled out and saved. Unfortunately, the 86 year-old female passeng
I like Wolverine. I’m not absolutely obsessed with the character. He’s the Britney Spears of the Marvel U, overexposed as all get out. But when a writer does something interesting with him — apart from emphasizing how he tends to leave off the “g” at the end of present participle verbs — it’s easy to [...]
Austria 1 - 1 Poland
Croatian-born Austrian player of the year Ivica Vastic became the oldest scorer in Euro championships history as he converted an injury-time penalty to give the co-hosts a 1-1 draw with Poland and ironically send his Croatia compatriots into the Euro 2008 quarter-finals.
The 38-year-old - who also scored the last time Austria [...]
JABALIA - PalestineNews : A 60-year-old Palestinian man was killed along with an Islamic Jihad activist while two other citizens were injured one of them a child, who is reportedly in a serious condition, as a result of a fresh Israeli air raid on Jabalia, north of the Gaza Strip.Medical sources told PIC reporter that Mohammed Asalia was killed when an Israeli warplane fired a missile at a group o
Fresh out of the box and not half as crazy as their name suggests (and distinctly Gregless too) this L.A. quartet are just the tonic for lazy summer afternoons. ‘Old Man’ is taken from their soon to be released debut ‘Big Nun’ and is awash with subtle harmonies and shuffling rhythms. To put it crudely it’s like Jack Johnson were he to up the talent ante 4 fold, quietly smash his acoustic
Fresh out of the box and not half as crazy as their name suggests (and distinctly Gregless too) this L.A. quartet are just the tonic for lazy summer afternoons. ‘Old Man’ is taken from their soon to be released debut ‘Big Nun’ and is awash with subtle harmonies and shuffling rhythms. To put it crudely it’s like Jack Johnson were he to up the talent ante 4 fold, quietly smash his acoustic
Brooke Hogan’s mom, 48-year-old Linda, is now dating someone 29 years her junior and her daughter isn’t too pleased about it. The pop star recently spoke to Michael Yo, an E! radio host, about her mom’s new 19-year-old boyfriend off-air.
She told Yo, “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my [...]
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’ “Twenty-six!
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his left leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he...
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Lost Update Season IV 05/22/2008
As promised, the Grassy Knoll Institute is ready to explain the mysterious Jacob, the old man that lives in the cabin. The same man that Ben takes orders from. The same old man that seems to have powers beyond our comprehension.
The answer to this mysterious entity can only be found in [...]
This is the trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen's new movie starring Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem. Watch it and you'll know why my article title is appropriate.
By the way, the new Death Cab For Cutie album (which came out today) is phenominal and one of my early contenders for Album of the Year. We'll have to wait and see what Coldplay and
According to the 1933 obituaries in both Time Magazine and the New York Times, Li Ching-Yun was reported to have buried 23 wives and fostered 180 descendants by the time he died at the age of 256.From 0 to 256 Unsurprisingly, not much is known about Li Ching-Yun’s early life. We know he was born in the province of Szechwan in China, where he also died. We also know that by his tenth birthday, Ch
The doctor was surprised to find old man Jones sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue. He walked over to the nurse who was taking his vitals.“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “but why is Mr. Jones sitting like that?”The nurse replied, “I told him you were going to examine his sexual organs.”
Lost Update Season IV 05/08/2008
Old man look at my life,
I’m a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I’m a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there’s so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things
that don’t get lost.
Like a coin [...]
The fat old man who lives in the house opposite has been standing, hands on hips, at the end of his drive for the past half an hour. In the last couple of minutes he's given up his frowning and has started muttering something about hating bin men. In the distance I can hear their lorry getting closer and with every passing minute my anticipation of an incredible battle grows. This could be the best thing ever. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!I ended the bank holiday weekend in style yesterday, laying around next to the Thames which runs along the bottom of a friends garden, enjoying the heat, watching passing boats, drinking strawberry cider and playing cards. Beautiful. I'm so very, very English.Back to work today and it's busy as usual. Later on this week we'll be rolling out a free Secondsmi
According to the 1933 obituaries in both Time Magazine and the New York Times, Li Ching-Yun was reported to have buried 23 wives and fostered 180 descendants by the time he died at the age of...
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New Hampshires Beloved Old Man of the Mountains
Each
Sunday, I usually do my ˜Seacoast
Sunday Scenes post, but today, I wanted to pay tribute to New Hampshires
beloved state logo - our ˜Old Man of the
Mountains.
Five years ago yesterday, May 3rd, the rock formations that created
the ˜Old Man of the Mountains profile slid into
history and fell at the basin of Cannon mountain. Sometime between midnight and
about 2-3am on the morning of May 3, 2003, he slid down the slopes, and when the
fog lifted that morning, he was really gone.
It may seem trivial to some, but for those who make New Hampshire their home or who came to
love our ˜Old Man in the MountainsR
Noruega | 1998 | Symphonic Black Metal / Melodic Black MetalIll - Natured Spiritual Invasion es el tercer álbum de la banda noruega Old Man's Child, la banda del también integrante de Dimmu Borgir, Glader. Fue grabado entre Marzo de 1998 y Abril de 1999 bajo la producción de Galder, quién además improvisó la mayoría de las letras en el estudio. Fue editado el 23 de Junio de 1998 bajo el sello Century Black.Line Up:Galder – voz, guitarras, bajo, tecladosGene Hoglan – bateríaTracklist:01. Towards Eternity02. The dream Ghost03. Demoniacal Possession04. Fall of Man05. Captives of Humanity06. God of Impiety07. My evil Revelations08. Thy Servant
The wise old man
Ahmad, man of 92 years, short, very well-presented, who takes great care in his appearance, is moving into an old people’s home today.
His wife of 70, Alia, has recently died, and he is obliged to leave his home.
After waiting several hours in the retirement home lobby, he gently smiles as he is [...]
This is actually fairly old news for us in Vegas. I’ve made a regular gag about it on my show since we found out the story. However, it doesn’t seem to have received national attention...
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Old Man - Neil Young (1972)Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Sono molto simile a come eri tu un tempo / Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Sono molto simile a come eri tu un tempo.Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Ventiquattro anni / e ancora c'è così tanto / Vivo da solo in un paradiso / Questo mi fa preoccupare.Amore perduto, che alto prezzo / Dammi cose / che non vadano perdute / Come una moneta che non vuol essere gettata e torna a casa da te.Vecchio, guarda la mia vita / Sono molto simile a te / Ho bisogno di qualcuno che mi ami per tutto il giorno / Ah, uno sguardo nei miei occhi e puoi renderti conto che è la verità.Ninna nanna, guardo nei tuoi occhi / Corro attorno alla stessa vecchia città / Non significa molto per me significa molto per te.Sono stato primo ed ultimo / Guarda come è pass
An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him."The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead."
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If I were to make as many cupcakes as his actual age and put a candle in each one we would have had singed eyebrows from all the heat.
I’m kidding. He’s not that old. I can say that because although there’s a few years between us he’s dragging me right behind him. You see, aging isn’t a race: it’s a conveyor belt you get plopped on and when you realize you’ve forgotten something and try to go backwards you can’t do it.
*sigh*
I got him blue jeans (some people are lucky enough to be able to wear those to work every day). Rosco gave him his pacifier:
I tossed around the idea of dinner at Red Robin, but Rosco decided to throw up this morning. Also, the last time we were at Red Robin (my birthday), Rosco was a raging heinie hol
Noruega | 2005 | Melodic Black MetalOld Man’s Child es una banda Noruega de Melodic Black Metal. Vermin es el sexto álbum de estudio de esta banda que fue fundada en 1993. La banda raramente es vista en una gira para promocionar álbumes debido a sus constantes cambios de Line Up. Line Up: Galder (vocales, guitarras, bajo y sintetizadores), Reno H. Kiilerich (batería) Track List: 01. "Enslaved and Condemned"02. "The Plague of Sorrow"03. "War of Fidelity" 04. "In Torment's Orbit" 05. "Lord of Command (Bringer of Hate)"06. "The Flames of Deceit" 07. "Black Marvels of Death" 08. "Twilight Damnation" 09. "...As Evil Descends"
Beberapa hari yang lalu sebuah stasiun televisi swasta menayangkan film yang berjudul constantine dimana yang jadi peran utama adalah Kang Keeanu Reep. Dalam film tersebut Kang Keeanu adalah seorang perokok berat dari umur 15 tahun, hampir menghabiskan 3 sampai 5 bungkus setiap hari. Dimenit menit menjelang akhir film terdapat adegan perkelahian antara Kang Keeanu dengan Iblis Kaki Lumpur. Tehnik animasi yang dibikin terlihat bagus sekali pada adegan tersebut ketika kedua tangan Iblis tersebut bisa masuk kedalam paru-paru Akang Keeanu dan ketika dicabut terbawalah cairan yang menyerupai aspal/ter.Kalau di film Triple X, Pakle Diesel selalu bilang "Ngerokok iku iso modyarno kon", beda lagi sama tokoh gendam Indonesia Rommy Rafael dalam bukunya tentang Hipnoterapy, tidak merokok selama 1 ja
My oldest child (almost 60) has just convinced me to start a blog with the best of my 10 ring binders of original stories, jokes, limericks and anything else that comes to my mind. Some of my humor comes from my experiences long ago when the world was much different than it is today. And some of the humor comes from daily experiences now. In fact, I met a buddy of mine from the old neighborhood of Lawndale in Chicago this afternoon:I asked Lonny (not his real name) for the telephone number of his 54-year-old son Mike.Lonny took out several little pieces of paper and turned them over one by one. Here's what he said:"Nope, he's dead."Next piece. "He's moved."Next piece. "This one's not my friend any more."Next piece. "And here's a telephone number." He recited it, and I said, "That's .
The Anchoress is so eloquent at times I'll just let her speak here: The corrective recipe of the early 1970’s - a corrective of quotas, affirmative actions and “specialness” - contained too many parts condescension and overpraise and not enough...
In what seems like contradiction, free is very much the current marketing buzzword for people trying to increase sales. Since Tor - in return for your email address - decided to release a book a week for free via their website it seems like everyone’s been jumping on the bandwagon. In such a climate it’s [...]
He’s referred to by friends, loved ones and shoppers as, Old Man Walker. While most believe him to be taking a short nap, Walker will perish Tuesday morning while riding home on the bus. He does so, ironically, shortly after doing what he loved.
Walker is a familiar face at the mall, where he regularly waited [...]
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“A 101-year-old man has his sights on the London Marathon in a bid to become the world’s oldest competitive runner.
Working plumber Buster Martin ran Sunday’s Roding Valley half marathon in Essex in five hours 13 minutes, and is now focusing on London’s 26-mile event.
On finishing the run, the first words of the ex-member of [...]
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Divid J. Pfahler, 60-year-old man from Allentown, Pa., is suing a boy and his dad, saying that the boy was skiing recklessly and caused an accident that injured his shoulder. The skiing collision happened in January, and now the 60-year-old man has sued 8-year-old Scott Swimm and his father, Robb Swimm, in a federal court.
According to the suit, Pfahler is asking for compensation for the physical therapy required for his torn shoulder, as well as compensation for nursing, vacation time, medical services by his wife and a few other expenses. The suit says that Pfahler and his wife lost approximately $75,000.
The boy’s fathered said he witnessed the accident, and that his son was in control and was skiing slowly. He said, “It wasn’t a violent collision or anything; Scott just kind of tapped his ski boots.” The mother, Susan Swimm, said “Who in the world sues a child,” and that “it just boggles my mind every day.”
Clarence Garrett, an 87-year-old man from Wisconsin, finally graduated college from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with a bachelor’s degree. The college Chancellor, Carlos Santiago, said, “We are not sure if Clarence Garrett is the oldest to ever graduate from UWM, but we do know that there had not been a graduate for some time who was born when the president was Woodrow Wilson.”
Garrett was also chosen by the school to lead some of the graduates into the US Cellular Arena, in which he received a standing ovation when he was given his degree. His wife, children and grandchildren were at the commencement ceremony to witness the graduation.
There was a 50 year gap in Garrett’s higher education. He started back in the spring of 2006 to finish his college classes and get his bachelors. Garrett said, “After all my children went to college…I said, ‘Why shouldn’t I?’,” and he says he has “loved it ever since.&rd
SEATTLE -- An 85-year-old West Seattle man who was hit by a sport utility vehicle Saturday night has died from his injuries, the King County Medical Examiner's Office said. The man was identified as Oswald Clement.The accident occurred about 7:45 p.m. Saturday in the 7300 block of 35th Avenue Southwest. Clement died Sunday at Harborview Medical Center. A Seattle Police spokesman said the driver was not impaired and is cooperating with investigators.
There's more I need to blog about, but for now, I'll share this brief story.For those of you who aren't aware, I have this sign that only old men can see, that tells them that I'm a good person to approach and compliment and generally talk to. And because I'm a smuck, I generally let them talk to me (some strange thing about respecting your elders and all that, even if they are are crazy).Since coming to Sweden I've had three old men encounters.Now, I would like to add a fourth, that happened while I was in Oslo.So on Friday I'm walking down Main Street in Oslo (a wonderfully touristy place that is a pedestrian street) and I stop at a light and suddenly I feel a hand on my arm. I jump, turn and some older man is speaking to me in Norwegian (which is close enough to Swedish that it sounds familiar, but not close enough that I can understand anything he is saying.) Throughly startled, I respond, "Lo siento, Ya talar bara lite Swedish," managing in one sentence to mangle three l
An egomaniac German playboy, age 77, found himself shut down by a 19 year old that refused to have sex with him after a night on the town. The old guy’s response? The man, Rolf Eden, is suing her for discrimination because she refused to sleep with him. The best part is the guy’s quote when questioned by the media:
“That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before”
I’m calling it another publicity stunt, this time from a guy desperate to show the world what a stud he is despite his declining age. Or he could just be that delusional. The guy is well known in Germany for trying to emulate Hugh Hefner and claiming to have bedded thousands of women in his life. Here’s hoping he drags the story out in the media and makes a further fool of himself, especially since he can’t seem to figure out that most of the women are after him because of the money and not because he’s the Johnny Depp of senior citizens.
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Old man Cravetts was a crochety old geezer. Used to sit on his front porch and crochet everything from doilies and douche bag cozies to donut pillows and cat scrotum warmers. Now, since he was older than night time, Cravetts was feared and hated by the neighborhood children. Even so, he’d always try to crochet things for them as they rode by on their bikes throwing things at him he’d previously crocheted for them. “Ya know I try to be nice to those kids and they just don’t appreciate me,” he laménted as he cut into another bolt of heavy metal print fabric. “Maybe this Lars Ulrich afghan will get their attention.” He muttered cheerily to himself.One blistery autumn morning, Cravetts strolled out onto his front porch for another day of yarn wasting when there on his front lawn was little Bobby Youngonion lying unconscious and covered with blisters. “Now don’t lie to me you little wrapped scallion, I know you’re not unconscious and what are you doing all wrapped up in
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Remember when we all thought George Blanda was the same as Bob Hope — the oldest person doing what he once did best? Well Vincent Frank Testaverde, the pride of Sewanhaka High, is not that far behind. Old George was 48, Vinny is about to be 44, and last week he got off his couch in Long Island and led the Carolina Panthers to victory. Teammates hoist Vinny after the old timer carries the Panthers to victory. (AP) It’s stunning. He’s supposed to be one of those more…
Let me ‘axe’ you this, dear reader. When you clicked on my page, did you see a sign above my head that read “Ask me where to score skunky buds?” Do I look the like the nigga with the hook-up? I can barely leave the house these days without a greasy hippie, boy-racer or wannabe G-Banger approaching me to ask “Hey, bro! You know where I can score some stinky buds, ow?” Unusual as it may sound, I’m thinking it might be something to do with my eyelids. If you look closely at a photo of my ugly mug, you might notice that my eyelids droop and sag worse than Anna-Nicole’s piss-flaps (pre or post-mortem, take your pick… it doesn’t make too much difference). The medication I’m on makes me pretty photosensitive too, so I’ve usually got ‘em dangling limply at half-mast. You might be able to tell just by looking at my photo that light is not my friend. Also, there are a lot of ugly motherfuckers out there that I’d rather not look directly at, lest I turn to stone
69-year-old Man Accused of Trading Auto Repairs for Sex
Police arrested a 69-year-old man Leon Woodley from McMinnville who accused for trading sex by offering to repair a woman’s car with no charge but he requested her to have sex with him.Leon Woodley is a married man and his wife is working at the McMinnville Police Department. And so happened he was arrested by McMinnville’s police.
The man
Next up in the queue: Mental Meanderings of an Old Man authored by Dave G of Manchester, Something Something, UK. Does that make you a Manchester United fan Dave? That wasn't made clear to me, but the fact that Dave is a fan of the ladies was. I think mainly by the post where now deceased friend Graham (this is the UK, there had to be a Graham) referred to him as a "dirty bugger".That aside, I started off not really enjoying Dave's blog. I don't know if it was the clutter mentioned by one of the reviewers below, some grammar slippage (also mentioned), or the fact that I first read the title as "Menstrual Meanderings..." which had an unpleasant if not confusing connotation for me. But by the time I settled in and got drawn into his yarns, I left feeling as if I'd just spent an afternoon at the pub with him quite enjoying his stories. Dave, I'll prepare you - scores weren't great. Mostly I think your blog suffered from the same fate as some of the others under the reviewers' scop
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!""No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now.""I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed."Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries."I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."
doctor to old man - baba tumhari nichey ki goliya khrab ho gaye ha ,un ko nikalna pade ga :wheelchair:
old man -koi baat nahi nikal do beta ,jab bandook hi nahi chalti to fir goliyo ka kya kaam:wheelchair:
The old bloke was a bit embarrassed, but he had to see the doctor."I'm worried, doc", he said. "I met this twenty five year woman last night and she made passionate love to me. Since then, my old fella has swollen to twice its normal size, its become red and itchy and there's a discharge beginning to appear."The doctor examined him."You'd better sit down", he said. "You're about to cum."
first off, something of substance actually happened in the situation room. now, if that wasn't news enough, what happened was sen. ted "bridge-to-nowhere, the internet is a series of tubes" stevens got a little, um, crazy with reporter dana bash. stevens, the far-too-long-time alaska republican, had his house raided recently over suspected shady dealing he had with an alaskan oil company. he had been avoiding reporters all day, but ms. bash caught him in a stairwell...and this followed:SEN. TED STEVENS ®, ALASKA: I put out a statement and I’m not saying anything to anybody beyond that statement.BASH: Can you say, sir, why the federal agents went to your House or what they took?STEVENS: Can you understand English? That’s the only statement I’m going to make.BASH: I do understand that sir, but obviously this is a very important issue, when federal agents and IRS agents come to the home of a U.S. senator.STEVENS: I understand you’re recording this, but I told you aga
Meditations in B (2000) 01. Afraid Of02. Flood 103. Simian Alien Technology - Message04. Sonic Wave of Bees05. Sonar Enlightenment Program06. Rotten Primate07. The Exploder Whale08. Poisoner09. An Evening at the Gentleman's Club for Apes10. Vipers11. Test Results: Alien Ape Distress Signal12. Flood 213. Resolving the De-Evolution Conflict link One of the more curious but satisfying side projects of the early 2000s, Old Man Gloom set out on their strange but fascinating journey with 2000's Meditations in B. With its 14 tracks totaling just less than half an hour, the album feels almost more like an EP than proper full-length, yet, musically speaking, it brought enough creative heft not only to establish the group's inscrutable science- and primate-based lyrical preoccupations, but to determine the blueprint for hard/soft sonic extremes to be further played out on subsequent efforts. As such, violent metalcore bursts like "Afraid Of" and "Vipers" come interspersed with equal measure
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Lloyd Overclock would have continued to lease his phone, had his niece not had a sneak peak at one of the bills lying on a kitchen table. The 85-year-old has for five decades been paying a monthly fee to lease his phone, recently realising that the arrangement is an overpriced throwback to the days of the telephone revolution.
The neice said that “if something goes wrong with that phone, they’d have a new one here the next business day. I was thinking to myself, If something goes wrong with that phone, I’ll go to Wal-Mart and get one the next day. But I didn’t say it.”
No need to worry ladies and gentleman, the 85-year-old is now using a $7 wall phone from wal-mart, which works like a charm.
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Julio Franco has been DFA’d by the New York Mets:
The New York Mets cut the 48-year-old utility man Thursday, opting to give 22-year-old outfielder Lastings Milledge another chance in the majors.
The N.L. East leaders announced the move before starting the second half with a game against Cincinnati.
Franco hit only .200 in 50 at-bats with one [...]
Our heroes are bone tired, but one of them has a bone to pick. Yet this bone of contention will cut too near the bone!Bone 6: Old Man's Cave by Jeff Smith. Color by Steve Hamaker. Scholastic (New York): 2007. 118 pages. $9.99. ISBN-13: 978-0-439-70635-3, ISBN-10: 0-439-70635-1.The interlude of Rock Jaw is over. Rat creatures rampage across the northern Valley, Thorn discovers her magic powers as she leads the villagers to safety, and Fone Bone and Smiley find themselves lost in the forest. Meanwhile, the mysterious and evil Hooded One closes in on Phoney Bone, who is part of his plan to unleash the Lord of the Locusts on the world. Troubled by more mysterious dreams, Gran'ma's dishonesty, and her own confusion, Thorn makes rash decisions that could threaten not only herself and her friends, but the entire world.This volume is the last of the so-called second Bone trilogy, variously titled Solstice or Phoney Strikes Back. It marks a distinct end of the series's light humor and brin
I just hopped over to YouTube and tried to see if I could find some videos about credit cards or credit card debts.
Surprised and delighted, I found this credit card song which was uploaded by Kylie Christie.
Please forgive me that I have become very obsessed with credit cards,credit card debts,loans,debt consoliation,savings ....all financial related matters.....;D
It's great to entertain
On my way from the gym to the train this evening, I passed by an older gentlemen sitting on the side of a small ledge, smoking a cigar, with his jacket in his lap and his feet dangling over the sidewalk on West 43rd Street between 5th and 6th Avenues. I was so struck by how chill he looked in the hustle and bustle of midtown, I turned around and snuck a quick camera phone photo op.
Holy lord, what a fucking day.Little One had a doctor's appointment today. When they weighed her it turns out she is a bit below where she should be weight wise. So we go in for her physical exam.Here's where it all goes downhill.Right off the bat I notice the doctor is a bit, well, old. But I think to myself, hey, grandfatherly, and let it go.He starts the exam. Checks her tummy, shines the little light in her eyes, looks in her mouth."How are her bowel movements?" he asks."Fine."He again grabs the little light. Shines it in her eyes again. Checks her tummy again. Looks in her mouth again."And how are her bowel movements?"Blink. "Um, they're fine."He grabs the light AGAIN. Shines it in her eyes. AGAIN. Checks her tummy. AGAIN. Looks in her mouth. AGAIN."How are her bowel movements?"I stare. "They're just FINE." I say loudly. Maybe Methuselah here didn't hear me the first two times.And oh my god, he grabs the light A-FUCKING-GAIN. He proceeds to examine my daughter for the fourth
I went grocery shopping this morning, and it was a typical trip for us. I forgot several things, spent more than I planned, and the 2 year old was his usual pain in the ass lovely 2 year old self. Then as we went to check out, the trip became blogworthy. Only in my world right?
I got in line, and as usual there were only 2 checkout lines open- one normal, one 10 Items or Less. Having a family of 5, I can’t even buy toilet paper and be 10 Items or Less, it just never happens. So I get in the regular lane, only to have the 10 Items or Less lady wave me over. It was only about 9:45am at this point, so I guess because they weren’t busy she was trying to be helpful and move things along. I applaud her good intentions, I really do. She meant well. I felt guilty stepping into that express line with a cart full of groceries, but no one was behind me, and I started loading as quickly as I could. Besides, she told me to right? Then it happens. An elderly man comes up behind me with
HAMPTON BAYS, N.Y. — Vincenzo ‘Vinnie’ Ricardo was the proverbial tree that fell in the forest: No one knew.
From what police in Hampton Bays, N.Y., can determine, the 70-year-old was sitting alone watching TV in his two-story home when he died.
That was more than a year ago, and when workers were summoned to his house last week after a report that freezing temperatures had caused the home’s pipes to burst, they found Ricardo’s mummified body still sitting on the couch, the TV still on. A neighbor of Ricardo’s, Deanna Devon, was shocked that no one discovered him sooner. “He was blind and he used to wander into the street. I used to worry he would get hit,” she told FOXNews.com.
Vinnie was often seen walking in the streets with his cane, Devon said. Ricardo had been stricken blind in his 50s and suffered from diabetes. He apparently died of natural causes, according to Dr. Stuart Dawson, Suffolk County deputy chief medical examiner.
If winter comes, can Spring be far behind?--Percy Bysshe ShelleyI hope not, because we could use a little Spring right about now. It has iced (not "snowed", it has actually "iced") nearly non-stop since yesterday afternoon, and the roads are like an ice rink. Hubs and the boys are about to get out and see what essentials remain at the grocery store. Our power has flickered a couple of times, and my boys have spent the morning in the back yard sliding on their sleds and smashing into lawn furniture. It's a good day.
This weather shows no sign of letting up soon, so I've pre-posted a few things in case we lose power.
Stay warm, wherever you are!
Google Video has made available this interesting 53-minute film about the famous Paris bookstore Shakespeare and Company and its owner George Whitman. If you have a high speed internet connection, this is well worth your time. What a strange place...but wonderful and unique.
If I told you how long I've been chasing the new sound, you might tell me I am never going to catch it. It's true. I've spent a highly disproportionate amount of my time thinking about music and getting excited about anything that's even just a lit...
{mosgoogle right}YOKOSUKA, Kanagawa -- A court here threw out charges against an old man accused of indecently assaulting two schoolgirls who worked for him, saying Tuesday the teenagers' testimony could not be trusted.The Yokosuka Branch of the Yokohama District Court found the 61-year-old owner of an antique bookstore not guilty of charges of indecently assaulting and assaulting two 18-year-old schoolgirls who worked part-time for him in 2005.Presiding Judge Takashi Ch [...]
{mosgoogle right}TSUCHIURA, Ibaraki -- A 24-year-old man arrested in the wake of a fatal stabbing rampage at a station here has told police that he wants to be given the death penalty, police said."I didn't want to commit suicide. I thought I'd get the death penalty if I killed more than one person," Masahiro Kanagawa, an unemployed resident of Tsuchiura, Ibaraki Prefecture, told police.Kanagawa was arrested on charges of murdering Yoshikazu Miura, 72, after a separate s [...]
{mosgoogle right}NAKATSU, Oita -- An old man's pet emu, a 180-centimeter-tall flightless Australian bird, was caught in a rice paddy here Monday after escaping the previous day, police said.The bird was found strutting around in the paddy about 100 meters away from the 84-year-old owner's home.Nobody was injured during the bird's escape and no damage was reported.The bird went missing on Sunday.
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Never too old to try something new, this grandpa dares to accompany the rest of the family on a death-defying kiddie coaster. Which, from what I can see, doesn't even appear to have any hills. He puts on a brave face but pretty much looks like he'd bail if he ...
