Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Les dejo esta gran cantidad de chistes sobre Chuck Norris xD!!!
1. Las lágrimas de Chuck Norris curan el cáncer. Lo malo es que él nunca ha llorado. Jamás.
2. Chuck Norris no duerme. Espera.
3. Chuck Norris ha denunciado a la NBC, diciendo que Ley y Orden son los nombres registrados de sus piernas.
4. La mayor exportación de Chuck Norris es dolor.
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Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorSome people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso [...]
Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso [...]
A stunning vexel illustration of a Heckler & Koch MP5 and definitely one of the best firearm illustrations that I’ve ever seen out there on the Net. According to Scottsdale Gun Club, it should be a MP5A3 with the “Navy” trigger group with full-auto and semi-auto firing modes only (the MP5A5 has an additional 3 [...]
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Here's a couple of gags spawned from one idea based on Chuck Norris. Made me giggle.Thes aren't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Cafepress shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. And you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock
We have been trying to get Anna interested in activities, hopefully a sport of some kind. We want our kids to NOT be couch potatoes like us, and we are trying to be good examples by increasing physical activity...but it's not working. :PMe a few days ago: Hey Anna, what about karate? You like to do high kicks and karate chops...Anna (in a less than enthusiastic tone): Mmmmm... OK... But only if you bribe me.*SIGH*
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorAccording to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Você nunca mais ouviu falar em Chuck Norris? Pois saiba que o Chuck Norris queria entrar no BOPE, mas o Cap. Nascimento fez ele desistir apenas dizendo: "Você é o novo xerife, sr. 08!", depois disso ele nunca mais foi visto!Deus disse que iria fazer o mundo em 7 dias. Cap. Nascimento disse: "Faça em 6, sr. 01!" Cap. Nascimento dorme com a luz acesa, não porque ele tem medo do escuro, mas o escuro teme ele! Cap. Nascimento joga roleta russa com uma arma inteiramente carregada, e ganha. Cap. Nascimento sempre sabe exatamente onde está Carmen Sandiego. A farda do Cap. Nascimento é preta porque nenhuma outra cor quis ficar perto dele. Cap. Nascimento dorme com um travesseiro debaixo da arma. Cap. Nascimento pediu um Big-mac no Bob´s e foi atendido. Se colocar no Google as palavras "Cap
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThere is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorNine out of ten scientists agree that Chuck Norris, not the Big Bang, created the universe. The tenth scientist has never been found.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorCNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Depois que alguém teve a brilhante idéia de zuar o mito do cinema norte americano Chuck Norris com os "Chuck Norris Facts" (levando para o português sem uma tradução ao pé da letra, "Verdades Indubitáveis Sobre Chuck Norris"), isso rodou o mundo inteiro através da internet. E cada vez mais surgiam novos fatos sobre o ator. Esse site já contabiliza no momento, 818 verdades.Como a criatividade humana não te limite (principalmente quando se está à toa), apareceram verdades indubitáveis de várias personalidades, como por exemplo sobre o Silvio Santos e o Galvão Bueno (quando o Galvão Bueno goza, toca o tema da vitória do Airton Senna). E por aí vai, com certeza outros apareceram, mas não me lembro no momento.Imagina-se que todo mundo sabe que tudo isso não passa de uma zua
Olha so que abuso desse jovem estudante americano ele simplesmente do nada sismou em tentar "matar o lendário Chuck Norris"! kkk coitado,o suicida de Jersey foi como o garoto ficou conhecido em sua cidade pois seu objetivo era uma missão impossível,o unico que desafiou Chuck norris foi bruce lee (foto)os dois tiveram um combate quando ainda era jovems, lee venceu a luta mais isso le custou a vida , o resultado desse combate foi a consagração de norris como a lenda vida pois perdeu mais também ganhou o.O.Abaixo um pequeno trecho da materia publicada no portal g1 sobre o suicida de 16 anos de uma escola em Pennsauken, em Nova Jersey, parece ter esquecido o significado do ditado "Matar Chuck Norris não faz com que ele morra, só o deixa mais bravo". O garoto foi descoberto com uma list
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThey say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Veteran tough guy Chuck Norris has urged Americans not to ignore "warning signs" on sinister hit lists after his name featured on one. The star's name was reportedly among those marked for death in a note written by two juniors at Pennsauken High School in New Jersey. The teenagers have since been arrested. [...] Read more!
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThe Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
Read it once, and the word "Mansinthe" sounds kind of like a gay porn. Read it twice and you realize that, instead, Mansinthe is a new Marilyn Mason-endorsed absinthe. Drink some and you might start seeing this. Freaky.
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Two guys celebrate the success of a website they created featuring Chuck Norris, who comes after the guys, and their Mountain Dew, for revenge.
Title: “Chuck”
Agency: BBDO New York
City: New York
Advertiser: PepsiCo
Brand Name: Mountain Dew
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorEvery Sunday, we feature an exclusive Chuck Norris joke only seen here. They may not be as good as the old classic ones, but hopefully they'll be decently funny.Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorIf you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorEvery Sunday, we feature an exclusive Chuck Norris joke only seen here. They may not be as good as the old classic ones, but hopefully they'll be decently funny.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris will be this years commencement speaker at Liberty University. This is not a joke, he is actually giving the commencement address. Here is the article in The Liberty Journal detailing how University President Jerry Falwell Jr. read an acceptance letter from the Norris family at the school's convocation service on Wednesday. Liberty students should feel honored that Chuck Norris is
“We want to be able to say we heard from a broad range of stakeholders but at this point do not want a ‘laid on’ communication strategy.”
That’s something you never want to hear in a democracy.
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Los Dinosaurios miraron mal a Chuck Norris una vez. UNA VEZ.Chuck Norris ha contado hasta el número infinito… dos veces.Chuck Norris no caza, porque la palabra caza implica la probabilidad de fracasar. Chuck Norris sale a matar.Chuck Norris es 1/8 Cherokee. No tiene nada que ver con sus antepasados, el tío se comió un indio puto .Chuck Norris vendió su alma al diablo a cambio de su rudo buen aspecto y su inigualable destreza en las artes marciales. Poco después de finalizar la transacción, Chuck dio una patada giratoria al Diablo en la cara y recuperó su alma. El Diablo, que aprecia la ironía, no pudo enfadarse con él, y admitió que debía haberla visto venir. Ahora juegan al póquer el segundo miércoles de cada mes.En la letra pequeña de la última página del libro de los r
Many moons ago, I wrote a piece called Angel of Death. It was though met with ruffles from the nursing profession. In my view, the nursing profession seems to have seen the advent of more killers than the medical profession to date. Beverley Allitt, Barbara Salisbury and now Mr Colin Norris. Colin is a serial killer. Colin has worked and cared for patients in the NHS. The entire media is filled with stories about how this could carry on in this way. It is very easy actually. As I have repeatedly stated the system is not geared up to prevent the next Harold Shipman or Colin Norris.
The Telegraph stated "Police believe if Norris had not been caught - due to a doctor's vigilance - he could have killed many more, drawing comparisons with Shipman, Britain's most prolific serial killer who kill
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Who do you turn to when faced with one of life's difficult questions? When things look particularly grim and you just can't find a way out, where do you go for wisdom and solace? When confronted with the mysteries of the universe and desperate to make sense out of a tragic event, from whom do you find meaning? What's that you say? Chuck Norris? Yeah, me too.While a nation unwilling to consider effective gun control struggles with yet another school shooting (this time in Illinois), the tragic events may appear beyond comprehension. Even scientists who base their careers on the study of human aggression have difficulty identifying how myriad causal factors come together to produce this type of abhorrent behavior. The limitations of our knowledge are staggering when it comes to assessing the
Don't count your delegates before they're hatched
Posted: February 26, 2008
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By Janet Folger
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Don't count your delegates before they're hatched.
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Chuck Norris hat bis zur Unendlichkeit gezählt… 2 mal.
Chuck Norris schläft bei Licht, nicht weil er angst vor der Dunkelheit hat, sondern weil die Dunkelheit angst vor ihm hat.
Es gibt feindliche Alliens! Doch solange wie Chuk Norris lebt werden sie sich [...]
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Chuck Norris Sprüche
Ach, wie sehr ich diese Chuck Norris Sprüche liebe
• Es gibt kein Kinn hinter Chuck Norris’ Bart, nur NOCH eine Faust.
• Chuck Norris’ Tränen können Krebs heilen. Nur schade dass er niemals weint!
• Einmal hat Chuck Norris jemandem einen so harten [...]
It feels like we've been talking about who will be the next president for years. I guess it has been because I've been hoping for a new one since the Supreme Court handed Bush his hopefully last position of power. But finally something is happening. Iowa had it's caucus last night and New Hampshire is set for its primary on Tuesday. I suppose the biggest news is that loony tune Huckabee took Iowa. But it seems like the Republicans of Iowa may have been under the thrall of Chuck Norris. It remains to be seen if his spell will capture the votes in other states. Or maybe it was that rockin' appearance on Jay Leno that did it for him. It is so hard to say. Of course Giuliani, the mayor of terror, isn't going to be in the mix until Florida and that it primaries away. Can Chuck Norris
-lezioni-usa-2008-huck-arruola-chuck-norris "L’ex governatore dell’Arkansas Mike Huckabee, candidato per le primarie del partito Repubblicano, è la sorpresa d’autunno nella corsa alla Casa Bianca grazie al suo blog, alle chiese evangeliche e Chuck Norris.Ad alimentare la crescita di Huckabee sono soprattutto i repubblicani conservatori e le chiese evangeliche dell’Iowa, che si stanno orientando sempre piu’ sull’ex pastore battista ed ex governatore dell’Arkansas perchè attratti dalle sue posizioni su temi come l’aborto, la famiglia, i limiti della ricerca scientifica.Il suo blog è inoltre un buon esempio di sito per promuovere la sua candidatura: usa bene i video che carica giornalmente su YouTube, anche quelli più satirici nei suoi confronti; utilizza bene il forum pre
One of my readers sent this to me a while ago but I’ve been so busy I just got a chance to watch it today… I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this, but it was a definite fit, so thank you Rebecca! The Video is a political ad for Mike Huckabee who I really don’t know much about but this was a great idea on his staffs part! Enjoy….
While I try to keep the blogs content centric the above video got me thinking I should give some “air-time” to the only candidate I support, Fred Thompson. I have followed his political career for a long time now and he is a very principled man who does what he says he is going to do. I’m not trying to convert or convince anyone, you have to make your own choices but perhaps I will give you pause to give Fred some consideration. Regardless is turns out he also has a great sense of humor! In a recent Ad in typical Fred Thompson fashion he shunned the mainstream media and released this video directl
Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris discuss the 2008 election and religious attacks on Huckabee with Bill O'Reilly. 12/14/07
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Yahoo has a picture of Norris and Huckabee. Together. Teammates.Chuck Norris has reached idol status, so to see him backing a mere mortal is shocking.Chuck Norris once smoked ten thousand cigarettes just to fill his body with cancer. He then flexed for 30 minutes, and the cancer was cured.See?? You'd think with Chuck Norris behind him, Mike Huckabee would be unstoppable. And maybe he will.
The Gov and Chuck Norris are confirmed to appear on The O'Reilly Factor tonight for a joint interview from New Hampshire. The show will air @ 8pm ET this...
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Nick is another fellow employee at Ortho Organizers. He’s a great guy with an outgoing personality; always smiling, laughing, and joking in the office. It was a busy day at work so I caught him as he was on his way out for the day — Nick is one of those people who shows up way too early, but then he gets to leave early. The sun was working its way down, so the lighting was nice and soft. I tried to get Nick to make some faces at me, but he said he didn’t have any (which I don’t believe) and he can’t even scare his grandchildren.
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This old cartoon classic… Chuck Norris Karate Commandos
Complete with introductions by Chuck Norris himself this retro 1970’s style cartoon is a classic! But don’t take our word for it watch a clip for yourself and let the memories flood back to that golden age of cartoon entertainment.
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Penso que já todos lemos (talvez mais do que uma vez, nos dias em que precisamos de rir) os hilariantes Chuck Norris Facts. Agora o político Mike Huckabee decidiu aproveitar esse fenómeno da internet para os seus anúncios à candidatura à presidência dos EUA.
The Chicago Tribune reported today that movie star Chuck Norris re-affirmed his intent not to run for public office ... for fear of "choking." Norris? Afraid? Choking? Well, sort of ...In the tough-guy's own words:"Let's say I run for a position in politics and I am debating my opponent and my opponent starts attacking my character and I leap over the bench and choke him unconscious, it's not going to help my campaign."Ohhhh! Norris! Afraid! Choking! I get it now!Isn't it interesting how a little context can so completely change the meaning of a message?The underlying coaching questions, of course, are these: How might YOU be misinterpreting others and how might THEY be misinterpreting you? And assuming it's happening, what do you want to actually DO about it?
Vi isso no Blog do TioSolid.Chuck Norris- Abra o Google (dica: O link está la em cima);- Digite “google Chuck Norris” sem aspas;- Clique em “Estou com sorte” (I’m feeling lucky);- Veja o que acontece :)
Chuck Norris talks To reporters after the CNN/YouTube debate
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Firstly, open your favorite web browser, then go to Google Search homepage, type Google Chuck Norris into the middle search box, then press I’m Feeling Lucky button. Now, let’s see what search result do you get?Yup, no search results because no standard web pages containing all your search terms were found, due to the fact Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Whatever, the actual fact is that you’re been brought to this spoof web page directly, which has the style pretty similar to Google search results page. The funny effect actually existed since more than a year ago. Unfortunately whoever creates the trick can’t manage to trick the term “Chuck Norris” itself on Google. Source
This is hands down the funniest and best political ad I have ever seen. It would be nice if more politicians would stop taking themselves so damned seriously and try to make people want to vote for them. Not against their opponent(s). This ad has been out for at least a few days. But I thought I would share it here just in case you guys missed it.Chuck Norris Approved
