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Now that ive been thinking about gasoline so much i had an interesting thought this morning over my water and bagel breakfast. In the movie Back To The Future part 3 after travelling from 1955 to 1885 the Delorean sprung a leak in its fuel line and lost all of the gasoline. I remember fondly [...]

Desde chico he comido mal, todo tenía que ser rico, por ende no comía vegetales, todo era milanesas, huevos fritos, hamburguesas, etc. Desde hace unos años decidí comer mejor, pero, ¿Que significa comer mejor? No soy nutricionista, pero creo que significa:Ingerir muchos nutrientes (el cuerpo los necesita, para eso comemos).Pocas calorías (hay estudios que indican que dietas bajas en caloría

Im in a WEATHER strop today!! Valon Behrami is not interested in joining West Ham because he wants Champions League football next season. What makes Behrami think that any club that has a Champions League spot next season will want him? and how about he earns a club the right to be playing in the CL, Lazio [...]

[1] Unbelievable. While crash victim John Graziano lies in a permanent vegetative state in a hospital with a hole in his head, Hulk Hogan says that God laid some "heavy s**t"on him because of things that he was "into." Nick agrees, saying John was a "negative person."  Listen HERE [2] [1] [2] -to-victim-you-pissed-off-god/

[1] Rumour has it she e-mailed these to the "pure & innocent" Nick Jonas when they were dating.  I don’t get it is she a Moron?  What did she think would happen to these pictures if she put them on her "My Space".  Too many pics are coming out - makes me think she might have done this on purpose! [2] [1] -4.jpg [2] -2.jpg

This is going to be a brief post about a certain Mr. Brown (who, incidentally, has incredibly powerful thighs, after all the frantic back-peddling he’s been doing of late.) I had intended to write a longer piece but, well, I’ve been working pretty hard on Children of the Resolution and I am, frankly, well into [...]

Joe Dante is one of the most underappreciated directors around - Gremlins, The Howling, Piranha, TV’s Police Squad, Twilight Zone: The Movie (psychic boy segment), Explorers, InnerSpace, The ‘Burbs, Gremlins 2, Eerie Indiana, Matinee - are all excellent. Now he’s teamed up with other horror legends on a new website www.TrailersFromHell.com. The likes of John Landis, [...]

Bo Derek is the spokesperson for the National Horse Protection Coalition. This is a picture of her at this year's Kentucky Derby. What's OK for some, is not OK for others. I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this. She's so against horse slaughter, yet it's ok to abuse them and start them too young for the sake of the almighty dollar and prestige. As Jess said in her comment, "This is what really bothers me. BO DEREK! She was there to support the winner of the race and to once again get in her plug about ending slaughter in the U.S. What about another race horse dying tragically on the race track. What about all the horses that are run to DEATH so that people can gamble. Talk about a hypocrite, oh wait, they weren't going to eat her so it's OK. It broke my heart when Ruffian was put

Do you ever think you're good friends with a person only to find out it's all one-sided? And if so, isn't that embarassing? There were quite a few people I knew from toddler groups and my NCT coffee group that was pregnant at the same time as I was with Joshua. We'd all talk about how were doing pregnancy-wise, gripe about problems together and I thought it gave us all this shared-experience that was fairly bonding. It's nice to know other mothers in the area whose children were born within days of each other, right? There was one particular woman who I was friendly with beforehand. We talked about our older children going to pre-school and how we decided which places to put their names down for. We talked about making money without going back to work and the pros and cons of differen

What is it with these greenies that make them so damn stupid? Bob, "save the planet, don't waste energy, watch that carbon footprint" Brown hired a skywriter to write "Free Tibet" in the sky above Canberra while the Olympic flame was passing through. I swear you can't make this stuff up. A friggen skywriter! I [...]

CNN is getting some bad press in China lately, this time over editorial remarks made by "broadcaster" Jack Cafferty. Text from the article: "Cafferty made the remarks during an appearance on CNN's daily political news program, "The Situation Room," that aired April 9, according to a transcript posted on CNN's Web site. He was speaking about the U.S. trade deficit with China when he said, according to the transcript, "We continue to import their junk with the lead paint on them and the poisoned pet food and export, you know, jobs to places where you can pay workers a dollar a month to turn out the stuff that we're buying from Wal-Mart." "So I think our relationship with China has certainly changed," he continued. "I think they're basically the same bunch of goons and thugs they've been fo

More lack of intelligence from Joe Morgan:Manny Ramirez is up at in the first and Phil Hughes throws a fast ball low for a called strike. Morgan says "Daisuke throws 90 and Hughes throws 90, but Hughes' 90 is faster because it moves more."Hey Joe...90 is 90. It might be more difficult to hit because of the movement, but movement doesn't make the ball go faster.Then in reference to that same pitch, Morgan says "Manny couldn't handle that pitch."OK, fine....Manny then lines one into center and Morgan says " You cant throw just any pitch you want to Manny cause he can handle anything."Well what is it Joe? Can he or can't he?Is anyone at ESPN listening?

Jesse McPherson was out of town when a thief broke into his home, stole his laptop, Xbox 360 & flat panel he had mounted on his wall. The following video is the Fox News story documenting the events that occurred after the victim attempted to get help from police and decided to do a [...]

  –ABC News TAMPA — A Kissimmee car wash employee is facing felony charges after attempting to pay for 3 lap dances with fake $20 bills. Police say Walberto Ramirez was at the Deja Vu Showgirls Club on Adamo Drive when he tried to pay for the dances with 5 counterfeit $20’s. Club workers said they noticed [...]

Let me make my opinion on this perfectly clear. John McCain is a self righteous moron. I believe that he is a good person who truly believes in what he says and does, however he is still a moron. On Hannity and Colmes, he spoke recently about how he believed in the while republican small government bullshit and how it had unintended consequences when the federal government took action. I agree with the sentiment about unintended consequences. Federal actions should be weighed before action is taken. I do believe the the Federal government should act though, mostly in our own country. However, I don't understand how someone who since the beginning, has been all for the Iraq war, can say he doesn't believe in big government. In fact, I can't understand how anyone in the Republican party c an

WOW, You’re a MORON!: Jesse McPherson gets a message via XBox Live from the culprit who broke into his house and stole his G4 and XBox 360. Jesse manages to trace to the culprit's XBox account and he even got the culprit's face off the CCTV from the pawn shop where the culprit tried to sell the G4.[photo link]

While it's nice to see opposition to secret-gay-sex loving, Larry Craig, I'm not sure this is the kind of retaliation I was looking for.Meet Pro-Life. Yep, that's his name."A Senate candidate has legally changed his name to Pro-Life and will appear on the ballot that way this year, state election officials say.As Marvin Pro-Life Richardson, the organic strawberry farmer from Letha, 30 miles northwest of Boise, was denied the use of his middle name when he ran unsuccessfully for governor in 2006 because the state's policy bars the use of slogans on the ballot.Now, though, officials in the Idaho secretary of state's office say they have no choice because Pro-Life is his full and only name. He says he will run for the highest state office on the ballot every two years for the rest of his life

UsMagazine has some new quotes from Mariah Carey and they are pretty hilarious! One thing is for sure, she’s not a shy girl! On people’s perception of what she’s like: “It’s a dichotomy, I understand. I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron.” On how a boyfriend couldn’t compete with her fans: I’ve always had really low self-esteem, and I still do. What’s weird about that is being onstage, and the love that you get, and the adoration that you feel from your real fans. It’s hard for a partner to compete – just imagine.” On her image: She considers herself a “freaking prude,” and sees herself as “eternally 12.” Three assistants?!? Can you imagine???On weight loss: “I don’t know why everyone thinks I lost 30 pounds,” she says. “This traine

LALATE ON THE NEWSSTAND Mariah Carey Allure Magazine Spread Make sure to check out the upcoming issue of Allure Magazine carrying Mariah Carey. Allure always does an incredible spread and this one is no different. Of course, Mariah seems to give the same quotes she’s been giving year after year. Mariah’s my girl, but honestly, the “Im not a [...]

R&B diva Mariah Carey has denied being a “ditzy moron,” insisting that she has high morals when it comes to dating. The “Touch My Body” singer says, “It’s a dichotomy, I understand. I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron.” And even though the once-married superstar has been linked to celebrities like Yankees captain Derek Jeter [...]

Nothing says "I am an idiot" quite like buying a hot cross bun. Bakers make fruit buns all year round and as a general rule, can't give them away. BUT, put a cross (or more to the point, a white blob not unlike what may be found in your handkerchief when you have [...]

Did anyone else see that clip of Papelbon and Pedroia from the charity dance thing?  And, in related news, did anyone else have trouble sleeping afterwards? (All jokes aside, and plenty to be made, it’s pretty cool to see team members continuing to do charity work even this early in the season.) -Josh

How dare he! how dare he, he actually compared what the Nazis did to the Jews to Huffington blogging about how Nancy Reagan was sleepin around! I AM SO FURIOUS! BILL O FUKING REILLY SHOULD REALLY THINK BEFORE HE SPEAKS! I CAN"T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FURIOUS I AM!Ok I am better now! I took my anger out in...art. not my best work because i was to lazy for photo shop but its still hilarious. Making really bad looking computer parodies is actually quite therapeutic.-NutJob

David Roberts is a little hard on a "one man mission" for the environment... Call me a moron but, I will be tuning in on Lee's campaign at savetheplanetprotest.com... I had a hard time reading David of the Grist's choice of words on "Lee's" protest of the "Discovery Channel". Using the words "stupid" and "idiot" to describe this environmental search for truth in science media (linked here). Even kindergarten children know enough not to blindly call individuals "stupid idiots" as it's hurtful and reflects ignorance. I remind my son that the world is filled with Billions of people and choosing which ones are "idiots" is just not that easy (see Idiot or Moron). Furthermore, ranking LEE's cause of on a scale of "smart" to "idiot" is impossible in world of imbeciles who contin

Yeah, so some total jackass comedian-magician just woke up (desperate for money perhaps) and sued Family Guy for it`s feature-length movie "Stewie Griffin the untold story" because the Jesus portrayed in the movie does a stupid magic act (because his abilities were exaggerated) and this dude, Art Metrano claims it is HIS magic act performed on "the Tonight Show". If i were spoofed by Family Guy i would`ve been proud, Metrano you are a fucking idiot, you are ugly, you are NOT funny and you can go to hell. You can see a comparison of his act and the Family Guy scene here.

No, not because he took the Miami job, though that was technically moronic. Nick Saban is a moron on the level that not many reach. He resides on a plateau of ignorance usually reserved for the likes of lawyers, congressman and Boston fans. Slightly above the Three Stooges and below your crazy uncle, Saban simply lacks the judgement that most of us have. Don't believe me? Then check out this

What did he say about his bonehead pass right to Komisarek, who went down the ice and scored in OT to win the game? "If it would have been 5 seconds earlier I could have been a hero."?????? Well at least we now know his brain is 5 seconds behind everyone else's. You know, at least we now have a numerical value. Thanks Bryan.T Tags: Bryan McCabe blunder idiot Leafs lose Canadiens Komisarek

The closing keynote speaker at BlogWorld was Mark Cuban. He was speaking to the audience about his blog; and how important it is to share ideas, thoughts, etc. with his readers. He then went on a rant about how others in the media attack him and call him names; and then went to say how important it is not to respond. He then called Mr. Bill O’Reilly a Moron for his comments about Cuban, who financially backed the controversial film “Redacted” which is story about the war in Iraq that depicts the real-life rape and killing of a 14-year-old Iraqi girl by U.S. soldiers. And of course…the crowd erupted in applause.  Technorati Tags: blogworld, bill o’reilly, mark cuban, redacted Share this post

Day 7, my last day in Eastern Visayas... I stayed in the hotel the whole morning since it was raining cats and dogs. It was a pity since I wanted to explore Palo. Anyway, after lunch, my brod Gil passed by for me at the hotel and we stopped by an area along Zamora Street near the corner of Rizal Street where vendors sell binagol, moron and sagmani.Binagol is a mixture of talyan (a type of root crop similar to gabi), coconut milk and sugar placed in coconut shells or "bagol" and steamed inside. This is made in the town of Dagami. Chocolate moron is suman made of ground rice cooked in coconut milk flavored with cocoa. Sagmani is another suman made of cassava, gabi or sweet potatoes cooked with coconut cream, sugar and sometimes coconut meat.We also passed by the Leyte Capitol and the Sto. Nino Shrine. As much as I wanted to enter the shrine, the tickets cost P200 for the first five people. Talk about pricing! We should fry the PCGG for this!Anyway, my flight was still at 4:50 p.m. but we

My last post on package design has prompted some great comments, which is wonderful. I was trying to be provocative after all. One common thread I noticed when I talk to folks in person about packaging and that I saw reflected in some of the comments on here is the notion that packaging is ultimately just about having your logo on a box. In which case packaging is superfluous at best, and ego-tastic at worst. In other words, specially designed direct-to-consumer packaging is an exercise in vanity that will end up in the trash ultimately, so why bother? I think that if you approach package design as simply another way to get your winery logo into some wino’s house, it almost certainly will get thrown away - immediately - just like all the other boring cardboard packers that wineries ship. That’s what invasive, no-value marketing deserves to have happen to it. However, if you instead approach package design with the consumer as your focus, and think of ways to surprise and d

I attended public school as a child and a public university as an adult. One thing my instructors consistently taught me throughout the years, either explicitly and implicitly (regardless of the subject), was this: Only brainwashed morons could be Christians. Since I am a Christian and am not a brainwashed moron, I feel this sentiment begs an argument. I will ignore the flagrant condescension

I attended public school as a child and a public university as an adult. One thing my instructors consistently taught me throughout the years, either explicitly and implicitly (regardless of the subject), was this: Only brainwashed morons could be Christians.Since I am a Christian and am not a brainwashed moron, I feel this sentiment begs an argument. I will ignore the flagrant condescension inherent in the claim and instead focus only on its most important (and false) assumption: That the evidence for the historicity of Christ does not warrant rational belief, and that you would therefore have to be a moron to put your faith in it.I believe that this assumption is rooted in three major misconceptions:The New Testament is not a reliably historical account of events and belongs more appropr

Here's the story: Chicago Sun Times, Helmsley dog gets $12 million, but real estate billionaire leaves nothing to 2 grandchildrenLeona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate. Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court. She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer -- so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year. Leona Helmsley and her dog Trouble photographed in Leona Helmsley's Park Lane Hotel apartment. Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund. Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny

I've become "that person" I've always warned other of. I asked a woman who wasn't pregnant when she was due.Could there really be anything worse? I'd met her two seconds before - she had come to the beach with a group of my friends, and she looked suspiciously round in her two piece bathing suit. "So when does #4 show up?" I asked with a smile.She looked at her other three children playing in the sand and said with a scowl, "not for a while I hope."And that was the end of her interest in me. I was wondering why she didn't give me an exact date - then it hit me, she probably wasn't pregnant at all. A while later I asked me friend if this lady was pregnant and she confirmed that there was absolutely no nurturing activities going on in that particular uterus. What do you do to amend such an egregious faux paus? I decided to do nothing. To apologize would necessitate having to talk about it more and I'm sure this woman just wanted to throw me out into the ocean with concrete

Keith Richards has clarified his recent comment about snorting his father’s ashes - insisting his denial was only in relation to mixing it with cocaine. The Rolling Stones’ guitarist’s confession sparked a media frenzy earlier this year when the revelation was made in the British music magazine NME. Richards released a statement at the time claiming that he was only joking about inhaling the ashes of his dead father Bert with the illegal drug. (more…) Share This

So whats worse, 2 scumbag spin journalists fighting over illegal immigrants on TV; or an obvoiously deranged 23 year old (who should've been in in-patient therapy) who buys 2 weapons and kills 32 people on a college campus? In Toxie's opinion they're both part of the problem.Lets start with Geraldo, (shown below at his induction into the Taliban) who is a failed tele-journalist, that looks for any oppurtunity to ham it up in front of the camera. While I do respect his early work on Willowbrook reform, since he has become the patron saint of Trash TV. Anyone who thinks I'm being too harsh just think back to Al Capone's Vaults, or what about his talk show's Satanism special? Here's a quote:In 1987, he hosted the first of a series of prime time special reports dealing with an alleged epidemic of Satanic ritual abuse. He stated:Estimates are that there are over 1 million Satanists in this country ... The majority of them are linked in a highly organized, very secretive network. From

Dear Jenn, you're exhausting me. How do you do so much work? SI wore me out just following your travels to and fro. I am so excited to see you had time to answer some more riveting questions from your devoted fans. I can't wait! -- DCScrap, Parts Unknown.Cowgirl answers your questions (SI)Pat Summit just won yet another title at Tennessee. Do you think we'll ever see the day when a woman coaches a men's team? -- Sarah, Knoxville, Tenn.If a woman proves herself a more than capable leader, I see no reason why she couldn't coach a men's sports team. In fact, women are already coaching men in some high school sports. Still, it's up to employers to keep an open mind and accept these women for their face value as experienced coaches, and not merely view them as the supposed "weaker" sex.You're right Jenn, but as long as women are repeatedly allowed to receive prestigious jobs based strictly on their physical appearance, the women's cause will continue to stumble along, don't you th

En el fútbol de Ascenso, algo muy habitual son los enfrentamientos entre hinchadas. Uno de los motivos principales es que muchos equipos tienen la misma zona de influencia en los barrios y la división del fanatismo de la gente suele provocar odios. Sin embargo, la utopía de ver a dos hinchadas festejando juntas será una realidad el sábado, cuando se enfrenten Tigre y Deportivo Morón. Para la gente del Matador y del Gallo esto no tiene nada de especial; sin embargo, para los extraños no deja de sorprender la amistad que se cultiva entre ellos desde 1975.Todo por un policía. Si bien la relación entre las hinchadas de Tigre y de Morón en su comienzo estuvo marcada por las luchas cuerpo a cuerpo y las peleas con piedras y palazos varios, como en toda historia de amor hubo un día en que el rumbo cambió de manera rotunda. Ese momento clave fue en 1975, cuando se enfrentaron en Morón por un partido correspondiente al torneo de Primera B. Para no perder la costumbre, las hinchada

During his show today on WKNR, Tony Rizzo announced very matter-of-factly that the Browns want none other than quarterback JaMarcus Russell for their first pick in the upcoming draft, and that they'll do anything they have to in order to make it happen. "Phil [Savage] is desperate for JaMarcus Russell...the Browns will trade up to #1 if they have to in order to get him." In a move that could only be filed under "F" for "Fucking Stupid", Rizzo predicted that Savage would give up the one thing he has been known to value the most in the draft: more picks. A move like this would likely have us trading our first round pick for next year as well. Now, I don't claim to be the Nostradamus of the NFL, but this move just does not make sense on any level for the Browns. They have what (despite what many fans may think) very well may be their quarterback of the future in Charlie Frye, and are finally taking steps toward giving him someone to look up to and learn from. Now that there ha

“Can you tell me when my registration is due? I didn’t receive a notice and we’d like to have both vehicles due at the same time,” I asked the nice girl at the registry counter. The BG and I were renewing the registration on the Prelude on his way back to work. She [...]

I'm gone for over a week and what present is sitting on my doorstep when I return? Another mailbag with America's favorite sports columnist, Jenn Sterger!! Merry Christmas to me! (My comments are in italics, in case you couldn't figure that out on your own.) Cowgirl answers your questions (SI) Are you watching this season of American Idol? Everyone seems to be wondering how Sanjaya is still

At first glance, this article appears funny.  Outrage is the emotion you will have by the time you read the whole thing and watch the subsequent video.  Have you ever waited for your change at some fast food joint? Of course you have. Even if you've not recently indulged at a fast “food” bloat buffet, you've had to wait for change in other shops. You know how it goes: you stand there holding back an aneurysm while the cashier struggles to figure out how to break your twenty-dollar bill. What a toughie. Experienced clerks know that The Machine automatically tells them the amount of change. Then the clerk has the arduous task of trying to make $8.37, or some such amount, out of the money in the cash drawer. This is where all too many young, eager “smiling” faces crash and burn. Simply counting up from the total price of your purchase to the sum of the $20 with which you paid, could be, like, you know, basically, really harsh on my mellow of one of

Dateline - To Catch a Predator” series. I LOVE watching these PIGS show up with the intent of trying to get it on with what they believe is a CHILD. I LOVE watching these PIGS get put on the spot by that hottie, Chris Hanson, and ground into the carpet by his questions. Yes, people… they’re pigs. This 29 yr old says he knew it was a setup… it was too easy, he says. But he still shows up with lube, a video camera and movie. Sure, dude. No problem. Another one shows up with condoms, baby oil and a vibrator. WITH A 13 YR OLD, DUDE! PIG. I love the ones who cry when they see the cops, too. Oh no, I’ve been caught. BooHoo. “Oh please, let me go - I promise I’ll NEVER DO THIS AGAIN” Seriously, what does it say about a 44 yr old father of 3 who shows up thinking he’s gonna have sex with a 13 yr old. There’s an equal amount of freaks out to get the teenage boys, which really hits home because my son is just 3 years young

E. NormisExpert Spin Doctor Joined: October 12 2004Location: United StatesOnline Status: OfflinePosts: 1531 Posted: September 17 2006 at 5:28pm | IP Logged The world's # 1 moron, E. Normis, identified on my CREDITWRENCH-thetruth blog.__________________See the PCMHOLDINGS.com promotional movie Absolutly hilarious.World's #1 Blog about Creditwrench

E. NormisExpert Spin Doctor Joined: October 12 2004Location: United StatesOnline Status: OfflinePosts: 1531 Posted: September 17 2006 at 5:28pm | IP Logged The world's # 1 moron, E. Normis, identified on my CREDITWRENCH-thetruth blog.__________________See the PCMHOLDINGS.com promotional movie Absolutly hilarious.World's #1 Blog about Creditwrench

Uncle Joe made a birthday video for Grandma New York out of footage from the family trip to Lake George, New York last summer. The Mayor likes to watch it over and over again. Somehow this seems more acceptable than the endless stream of corporate characters and advertising directed at my 2 year old television therefore we are indulgent. (Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm one of those INFLEXIBLE,