These 2 were catching up on some leisure time, pondering ways to escape from the cage of boredom. That's the sad irony of a zoo... on the one hand the wide variety of animals are available at close range, on the other hand the captivity element is quite sad.
Poker is a mind game and the players show different characteristics, or traits, which define their playing style. Players usually act in a certain way in a given set of circumstances, and this can help the opponents get a peek at what is happening inside the mind of a player. Thus, if one can know how a player vai respond to a particular scenario, it will give an opponent more than hand in the game.In theory, players are generally classified into one of several types that will define how the special player that will play. Categories basic of poker players are tight-passive, lightweight, passive, tight-aggressive, and loose-aggressive. Any poker player can be vaguely classified into one of the types mentioned, and that shows how the player will approach and play the game.However, besides th
Arctic Monkeys star Alex Turner is celebrating his third UK number one album, with The Last Shadow Puppets.
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Arctic Monkeys picked up the title of best international band at the first NME awards USA with The Killers the big winners with two gongs.
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I'm going back to 505, if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,In my imagination you're waiting, lying on your side,With your hands between your thighsStop and wait a sec,Oh when you look at me like that my darling,What did you expect,I'll probably still adore you with your hands around my neck,Or I did last time I checkedNot shy of a spark,The knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark,Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark,The middle of adventure is such a perfect place to startI'm going back to 505, if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,In my imagination you're waiting, lying on your side,With your hands between your thighs.[Instrum]But I crumble completely when you cry,It seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbyeI'm
"They won't utter Yuri Gagarin's famous phrase "Let's go!" But the monkeys of Sochi have already proven their worth as trailblazers in space - and now they are being groomed for a trip to Mars. The macaques will be the first to experience the radiation that poses a big risk to astronauts - or Russian cosmonauts - on any flight to the Red Planet."[via bbc news]
Well it’s on now. Mars just got a bit closer – if you’re a monkey. The Sochi Institute of Medial Primatology (read: Monkey Science Headquarters) in Vesyoloye, Russia is currently testing primates as the first candidates to see how humans might deal with the journey to Mars.
40 macaques will be selected from a deep pool of potential space monkeys and ship off to Moscow’s Institute of Biomedical Problems, a center where scientists study aerospace biomedicine. The tests will coincide with the Mars-500 project, which will supposedly start early next year.
Getting to the Red Planet is no redeye flight. Scientists are counting on a 250 day travel time there, a month on the planet, and 250 days back, all the while subsisting on juice and pureed food.
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By Sima AyvazianBBCRussian.com, SochiApril 14, BBC NewsThey won't utter Yuri Gagarin's famous phrase "Let's go!" But the monkeys of Sochi have already proven their worth as trailblazers in space - and now they are being groomed for a trip to Mars.The macaques will be the first to experience the radiation that poses a big risk to astronauts - or Russian cosmonauts - on any flight to the Red Planet.The Sochi Institute of Medical Primatology, at Vesyoloye near the Black Sea, has a proud history of involvement in the Russian - formerly Soviet - space programme."People and monkeys have approximately identical sensitivity to small and large radiation doses," explains the institute's director, Boris Lapin. "So it is better to experiment on the macaques, but not on dogs or other animals."The insti
You used to get it in your fishnetsNow you only get it in your night dressDiscarded all the naughty nights for nicenessLanded in a very common crisisEverything´s in order in a black holeNothing seems as pretty as the past thoughThat Bloody Mary´s lacking a TabascoRemember when he used to be a rascal?Oh that boy´s a slagThe best you ever hadThe best you ever hadIs just a memory and those dreamsNot as daft as they seemNot as daft as they seemMy love when you dream them up...Flicking through a little book of sex tipsRemember when the boys were all electric?Now when she tells she´s gonna get itI´m guessing that she´d rather just forget iClinging to not getting sentimentalSaid she wasn´t going but she went stillLikes her gentlemen to not be gentleWas it a megadobber or a betting pencil?O
In yet another instance where scientific studies seem to force monkeys into bad behavior in the name of scientific research, a group of researchers at Wake Forest University School of Medicine did an experiment that showed stress and environment affect cocaine use.24 cynomolgus macaques, a primate native to Southeast Asia, were put into different-sized cages or environments that put them closer or farther away from other monkeys. The monkeys were given a choice of taking food pellets or cocaine taken intravenously. Think maybe the experiment went to extremes with those choices? Perhaps, they could have offered a few cups of cappucino as a moderate choice.Monkeys in less stressful environments and larger cages took the food pellets more. The "lower strata" subordinate monkeys were more like
This story is an example of how crazy this whole racism in america thing is. Heres the story how i understand it.A woman who is a delegate and some kind of low level electee in carpenterville, Ill looks out her house window and se's some kids playing in her tree. She gets mad and yells at them to stop playing around in the tree like monkeys. They get out of the tree and then go tell their momma. The momma comes back banging on the lady door talking about why did you call my kids some monkeys? Must be because they are black the mother is thinking. The lady Maria gonzalez slewinski (or something like that) says no that isn't what i meant i actually said monkeys because thats what monkeys do, they pay in trees. I don't know one way or the other what she meant but somehow the Obama campaign fo
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Anyone who knows Mr. Mai Tai can you tell that I love monkeys. Especially monkeys that do things like smoke, drink hold tin cups begging for money. I can’t get enough. I am now adding monkeys that ride motorcycles in Thailands crowded streets to the list of things I like about monkeys.
One fell off, and then the batteries disappeared so that Mommy wouldn't have to listen to those damn monkeys anymore.Kids' toys. Gotta love 'em.Today has been productive. I have accomplished washing the dishes, watering the plants I collected from my dad's funeral, and laundry is a'launderin'. I've washed the funk off of Amos' little bed, and I cleaned the bathroom sink. I almost had a meal planned, but then we decided that a bag o' shrimp from the 1930s is probably freezer burned. Oh, well. I can't be Martha Stewart every hour of the day.Oh, and I had some business time. Meow! Rawr! Pfft!After a month of living in other peoples' houses and sleeping on weird, hard mattresses or on my all time favorite, the air bed, I am finding myself to be more open to cleaning, fussing, and ge
Zi trista pentru fanii Arctic Monkeys: ieri seara intr-un interviu in exclusivitate pentru postul britanic BBC, Alex Turner a confirmat ca in momentul de fata lucreaza la ultimul lui album alaturi de colegii lui de la Arctic Monkeys, urmand ca dupa lansarea acestuia sa se concentreze exclusiv pe proiectul lui secundar, The Last Shadow Puppets demarat alaturi de prietenul sau Miles Kane de la The Rascals. "Due to irresolvable personality conflicts with Jamie Cook as well as musical differences, after the release of our forthcoming album, i am permanently leaving the band. I wish the other three members nothing but the best in all of their future endeavors" declara Tuner. Desi vestea a socat aseara o armata intreaga de fani, din pacate ceilalti membrii Arctic Monkeys contactati azi-dimineat
FREE DOWNLOAD AND LISTENFAVOURITE WORST NIGHTMARE [2007]01 Brianstorm02 Teddy Picker03 D Is For Dangerous04 Balaclava05 Fluorescent Adolescent06 Only Ones Who Know07 Do Me A Favour08 This House Is A Circus09 If You Were There, Beware10 The Bad Thing11 Old Yellow Bricks12 505WHATEVER PEOPLE SAY I AM, THAT'S WHAT I'M NOT [2006]01 The View From The Afternoon02 I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor03 Fake Tales Of San Francisco04 Dancing Shoes05 You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me06 Still Take You Home07 Riot Van08 Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured09 Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But...10 When The Sun Goes Down11 From The Ritz To The Rubble12 A Certain Romance
Both the lives of these Japanese macaques, or snow monkeys, and the forests that are their home, are ruled by the timing and the changing of the seasons of the temperate world. Macaques are perhaps the most adaptable of all monkeys. They colonized many parts of Asia from the tropics to the temperate forests adapting and changing as they went, they first arrived in Japan perhaps half a million years ago. Japanese macaques live in troops and move within a defined territory. Japanese macaques are different from other macaques. They're less inclined to squabble than their cousins who live in tropical forests.These northern macaques no longer have any natural predators, their biggest threat is winter itself. But the freezing winter temperatures are a hardship their thick fur and larger bo
Location: Railay - Thailand Date: 15 Feb 2008The great thing about Thailand is you have a better chance of seeing exotic animals like monkeys and elephants in a urban setting than seeing them in the wild.Monkey - RailayLike most urban animals these monkeys have become accustomed to people and have picked up the bad habit of picking through human garbage.Monkey drinking from a can - Railay
Arctic Monkeys prepara su tercer discoLos de Sheffield han grabado algunas demos para su nuevo trabajoELPAÍS.com/LOS40.com Las buenas noticias son difíciles de guardar, al menos así loha pensado Matt Helders, batería de Arctic Monkeys, que ha desvelado al equipo de redacción de la BBC que el cuarteto inglés ya tienen nuevos temas preparados.Según el diario inglés Daily Star, la banda de Sheffield asistió por primera vez a los Brit Awards al encontrarse en Inglaterra preparando su nuevo álbum. Normalmente, a estas alturas del año, la banda liderada por Alex Turner se encontraría de gira promocionando su trabajo, y su presencia en la gala de entrega de los Brits disparó los rumores.Además, el hiperactivo Turner se encuentra promocionando The Age of the understatement, el singl
The vibe was surprisingly mellow and low-key, either because of the fact that the songs were reworked from their recorded versions to be played acoustic, or because this is Turner’s calmer side. Rolling Stone described the sound as “noir-ish sixties soundtrack,” and one member of the crowd drew the comparison that “if the Arctic Monkeys are Blur, this is The Good, The Bad, and The Queen”
Location: Lopburi - Thailand Date: 2 Feb 2008Lopburi is about 150 km north of Bangkok and it makes a good stop on the way to Chiang Mai. This small city has temple ruins strewn though the working streets of the town, which breaks up the drab new concrete buildings.Lopburi is most famous for is resident monkeys (of the Crab-eating Macaque variety). The monkeys are fed by the locals and have since lost their fear of people, so they won't mind going after you aggressively if you offer them food.Monkey hi-wireStreet Monkeys
This one is GMMR’s fault. She’s speeding through Buffy for the first time ever (and loving it!) and she got to season 5 today. Unlike others, I loved “Buffy vs. Dracula” and this moment is just one of the many reasons:
XANDER: Where is he?? Where’s the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
BUFFY: He’s [...]
(HealthDay News) -- An experimental combination vaccine that uses so-called virus-like particles (VLPs) fully protected monkeys against the deadly Ebola and Marburg viruses, U.S. researchers say.Ebola and Marburg are viral hemorrhagic fevers, the only two known members of the filovirus family of viruses, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. These often fatal infections have triggered highly publicized outbreaks in Africa over the past few decades."VLPs are one of the most promising candidates for protecting humans against Ebola and Marburg virus infections," and could be safer than other vaccine candidates, researcher Dr. Kelly Warfield, of the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases, said in a prepared statement.Traditional vaccines against
At first glance, it looks like any other Hindu wedding in Orissa — a grand marriage procession, hundreds of well-wishers, and lots of upbeat music. But that's where the similarities end. The groom in the wedding is a little monkey named Manu, and awaiting his arrival is his monkey bride-to-be...
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A few months ago, Conor was adamant there were monkeys perched up in the ferns and trees surrounding our property. "Bush Monkeys" they were. I'm thinking he saw a portion of Animal Planet and came to the assumption monkeys must live in our temperate greenbelt just as they do in the jungles of Africa and Asia. Additionally, these rare New Zealand Bush Monkeys were "scary", "naughty" and apparently "purple". Yes, and in general monkey fashion they feasted on bananas. Funny, I've never seen a fern of ours produce a banana yet. For a few weeks he would not venture further than the washing line. The monkeys were always watching.Previous to the monkey thing, "scary frogs (fwogs)" lived under Isla's crib. WTF? I haven't a clue. I never worked it out. Toddlers and their cryptic speak
10. Suzy Wilson knew from the moment she handed the screwdriver over to the monkey that nothing good would become of it.
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Far off, in a remote and mountainous region of China, monkeys deftly climb trees to pluck tea leaves as they have done for generations. Though today some teas labeled "monkey picked" are actually conventionally harvested ("monkey picked" instead refers to the high quality), there is still one village still producing this unique tea. Edible Online sells this rare wild Chinese tea and it's also available on ThinkGeek.com. Both sites clearly state that no monkeys are harmed or mistreated in the process of picking the leaves. (I'm not sure what their 401k's are like or if there is a good dental program) Since I enjoy a good cup of tea, so I'm thinking of purchasing some to see if I can taste the monkey business. For
A friend of mine, Dar, a Bali tour guide, thought he could "summon" the monkeys at monkey forests any time he needed just by shouting loudly. Well, he is surely right about calling the monkey but he forgot something else. He was no Tarzan. And the monkeys didn't like people shouting at them disturbing their privacy.So, Dar was going to get a surprise he would never forget for all his mortal life.This is a story about my friend who took a client to a monkey forest somewhere north Denpasar, Bali on one afternoon. Dar's client was a very important client because he owned a travel agent in US. Therefore, my friend was on special mission to give the best service in order to impress this VIP client. "Make the client happy," his boss reminded,"we count on you."The client was happy touring around
We were happy to be going back to Tamshiyacu Tahuayo Reserve for the first time since 97,580 hectares in an area on both sides of the Tahuayo River was added to the reserve.
Imagine celebrating the New Year in the Amazon rainforest with the monkeys protected by Tamshiyacu Tahuayo Reserve. We did not have fireworks or [...]
Según declaraciones de Matt Helders a la BBC, los Arctic Monkeys ya han grabado algunas demos que podrÃan ser nuevos temas para su tercer álbum. Algunos temas: Sandtrap, Put me in a Terror Pocket, The Lovers y The Fire and the Thud, todas ellas ya han sido presentadas en directo en la gira que el cuarteto está finalizando en Gran Bretaña.Mientras tanto podemos disfrutar del single Teddy Picker y se espera el lanzamiento del proyecto en solitario de Alex Turner con Miles Kane y James Ford q sale para principios del 2008.De payasitos: Fluorescent Adolescent en el Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, 06-07-07
猿So..., I was sitting quietly at my desk when I was disturbed by a noise on the roof above me, so I popped my head out the door just in time to see a big male monkey jump off my roof with a persimmon in his hand and bound off into the woods. From the other noises and movements in the trees I could see that the whole troop of about 20 monkeys were paying us a visit, or rather were engaging in a raid not only on my persimmon trees, but also the gardens, where daikons are a favored choice.The Japanese macaque (Macaca fuscata) are common and widespread throughout Japan, and its estimated that there may be as many 150,000, having enjoyed a population explosion from about 15,000, 60 years ago. I grabbed my camera and went outside and was lucky enough to get some shots thanks to my trusty zoom lens. I've spent many an enjoyable hour sitting looking out of my window and watching the monkeys behaviour,… the moms with their babies on their backs, the adolescents, not yet frightened of man
ENTREVISTA CON EL CANTANTE DE ARCTIC MONKEYS'El negocio de la música me da asco'NICK KENT/LIBÉRATION (LA LUNA DE METRÓPOLI)Arctic Monkeys triunfaron donde otros grupos supuestamente fundadores del nuevo milenio, como The Strokes y The Libertines, fracasaron: con un segundo álbum que es aún mejor que el que les lanzó al estrellato. Se trata de 'Favourite worst Nightmare', el esperado sucesor al mayor éxito internacional en el rock indie de 2006, 'Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not'.Grabado entre septiembre de 2006 y enero de 2007 en Londres, con el productor James Ford (Simian Mobile Disco), el nuevo CD del grupo revelaba que Turner y sus amigos modificaron la fórmula que predominaba en su debut. Adiós a las odas al abandono hedonista del sábado por la noche y a las canciones con estribillos completamente evidentes. Bienvenidos al punk ruidoso, a los arreglos extraños y a las letras intensas y profundamente sentidas.¿Te interesa? Sigue leyendo... 'Favo
The goal of this series of posts is fairly simple, I am going to write a post about all of the Arctic Monkeys B-Sides, Non-Album Tracks, and other rarities. I have no clue how long this will take, or even if I will finish it, but it should be a fun ride. Why the Arctic Monkeys? Well, I have been a huge fan of the Arctics since, well, they were forced into my life back in 2004, and I am quite familiar with their music, albums and other mediums. "When The Sun Goes Down" (aka Scummy Man) gets credit as one of the Arctic's signature songs. Of course, after "I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor" got annoying, non-fans jump on "Scummy Man" as if on autopilot. With good reason too, Scummy is the only true three-dimensional song on Whatever... and illustrates prolific storytelling swamped between extraordinary meat'n'potatoes guitars. While a standout single, "7", a b-side on the When The Sun Goes Down EP, still stands as one of the Arctic Monkeys' best non-album tracks to date. The trac
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For saying that they started off their career by calling us all vampires, its quite surprising how united we, in the music press, are in our adulation of the Arctic Monkeys. In the wake of Favourite Worst Nightmare's widespread critical acclaim, music journos the length and breath of the country are united under the alt-indie simians' banner, and 'Teddy Picker' is the third single from the said album in line to be lavished with unmitigated praise.
'Teddy Picker', is a typical Monkeys' affair; a bright, riff-driven pop treat, laced with lyrics that are as clever as they are cynical. But the main, nay crucial, thing that sets the track apart is the newfound confidence it demonstrates. 'Teddy Picker' is the sound of a band finally comfortable in its own skin, and last vestiges of the hesitation that sometimes crept into the band's earlier work have disappeared entirely, as Turner screams his lyrics into the microphone with newfound vigour. It seems that the Monkeys' have
Hundreds of monkeys have invaded houses and accosted villagers in Indonesia's East Java province after their habitat was cleared for commercial development, a report said Thursday.Sudarsono, a resident of Mangliawan village, told news website Detikcom that hundreds of macaques began swarming into the village from the nearby Wendit recreational park three months ago in search of food."They entered my house by breaking the roof and stole food," he said, adding that the monkeys often turned violent and attacked people.Another witness, identified as Prayitno, said between 25 and 30 macaques broke through his roof everyday to look for food.The 10-hectare Wendit park, which is home to hundreds of macaques, has been partially cleared to make way for the construction of cottages and commercial buildings.Indonesia News Blog: http://indosnesos.blogspot.com
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For half a century, social psychologists have been trying to figure out the human gift for rationalizing irrational behavior. Why did we evolve with brains that salute our shrewdness for buying the neon yellow car with bad gas mileage? The brain keeps sending one message — Yesss! Genius! — while our friends and family are [...]
The city of Delhi is under invasion - by wild monkeys. This is not a new problem, but it's getting worse, as Amelia Gentleman reports here. I especially liked this part (an interview with Delhi's mayor, Aarti Mehra):
Part of the difficulty lies in the city's ambivalent attitude toward the animals, she added. On Tuesdays and Saturdays, followers of the Hindu monkey god, Hanuman, risk being fined to feed the monkeys.
"We have a serious problem because of our religious ways. People feed them liberally," Mehra said. "But they do attack. In the past three years there have been 2,000 cases of monkey bite in Delhi."
"We have a serious problem because of our religious ways." Ah, if only more people, all over the world, would realize that... Religion, as always, never fails to make a bad situation worse.
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Amelia Gentleman, "Letter from India: Unfinished business with monkeys in Delhi," International Herald Tribune, November 8, 2007
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I’m gutted that the Equator steering group does not share my vision for our Christmas campaign. My idea is that we dress monkeys up like santa strap them into remote controlled jetpacks fitted with lasers and we battle them to the death - its kinda like a hi-tech conckers. The last monkey standing wins? I just can’t understand why anyone would have a problem with this idea?
Ever go up to a woman and make lewd gestures and maybe even "touch your private parts? We've all done it, or at least wanted to. Picture it, some hot chick with no bra on, wearing a sweat-drenched thin white cotton t-shirt, tending the garden whilst the sun beats down on her showing you every detail of those fine perky breasts. How could you not want to? The bitch is just asking for it right? Just because she's in a whores uniform doesn't mean she's a whore, especially not in this country, or so they say. I guess it works the same in Kenya but the monkeys there don't seem to give a shit. The story, according to the British-based Telegraph, states that, "it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touc
Next time, I'll arrange my own transportationThe headline calls up visions of monkeys amok. A truckload of monkeys rolls over on I-70 near Wheeling WV and PETA was absent at the accident scene. No monkeys were harmed in the production of this story. More from Shelley Hanson at the Wheeling Intelligencer:Fifty-three monkeys and two people were involved in a two-vehicle accident Thursday on Interstate 70.Virginia resident Kyle MacDougall, 24, was cited for not assuring a clear distance ahead after his vehicle struck a van while traveling east on I-70 near exit 213. The accident occurred about 6 p.m.MacDougall was not injured, and the driver of the van was transported to Wheeling Hospital to be checked out, officials said. The monkeys were believed to be uninjured. Just where was a truckload of monkeys headed to? Perhaps to a revival of the TV series, Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp. More from the scene:The trailer MacDougall was towing with his pickup truck contained 53 monkeys, mainly Afr
During Operator Please's previous tour of Australia, bassist Ashley McConnell tells Time Off magazine the band were star struck by the headlining act, the Arctic Monkeys. "Coming up to our first show with the Arctic Monkeys, I think we were all kind
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Further proof Darwin was right:
Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports.
"Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers … to deal with the monkey menace?" pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya's national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. "These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."
Gichuki Kabukuru of the Kenya Wildlife Service told the Telegraph that monkeys and baboons commonly harass women, gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.
"Even in our camps," he explained, "when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."
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Monkeys are a lot of fun, but sometimes they may go real wild. There is an acquaintance of mine whose finger was tore away by a monkey in a zoo. But things may get worse than that.Last Sunday wild monkeys attacked New Delhi's deputy mayor. The poor man then fell from a balcony. The senior governor was rushed to a hospital after the attack but unfortunately it was far beyond the doctors power to save the victim's life.Really weird news. Watch out monkeys if India's on your travel plan.
Sabe não irei mentir, eu vi o clipe dessa música apenas hoje mas devo admitir que ela me consquistou fácil, fácil pelo motivo muito simples: palhaços justiceiros!Sim isso mesmo palhaços que segundo meu pensamento estão combatendo criminosos e os derrotando. Além disso a música é muito boa mas ela sofre do mesmo problema que a maioria das músicas do Arctic Monkeys - ela acaba muito rápido!Veja o clipe abaixo e para fazer o download do vídeo copie a URL mais abaixo e cole aqui para fazer o download de Fluorescent Adolescent.
Just let this sink in.SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.O_oYou still there? The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which invade government complexes and temples, snatch food and scare passers-by. The High Court ordered the city to find an answer to the problem last year. One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques. The city has also employed monkey catchers to round them up so they can be moved to forests. But the problem has persisted. What the hayell? Leading to what? An all out monkey war with monkey blood being shed on the streets of Delhi?It's not bad enough that a gang of monkeys is murdering people - To combat the problem - You want to introduce larger more ferocious monkeys to hunt down the smaller ones?Either Daffy Duck is sitting behind a desk in Delhi c
This is one of the weirdest stories we've seen in a while. S.S. Bajwa, Deputy Mayor of New Delhi, India, was killed when a gang of monkeys attacked his home on Saturday morning.Neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun with Rhesus macaque monkeys, who attacked Mr. Bajwa while he was on his balcony. Mr. Bajwa, 52, fell off the balcony and suffered critical head injuries on impact. Mr. Bajwa died from his injuries on Sunday at Apollo Hospital.Rhesus macaque monkeys are in most U.S. zoo's and are one of the most well-known species of monkeys.
Ahh… Do you folks out there remember that rock group Dire Straits?Lovely song, wasn’t it? :-)By the way, have you folks read that article about an alleged conspiracy to export poor monkeys for the sake of money?It was published by MalaysiaKini yesterday and if it is proven to be true then what else can we say about Barisan Nasional Public Limited. They are after all the biggest business entity in Malaysia! :-)I would like to bring the attention of our Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment to a Fatwa issued on the 27th of February 2002 by IslamWeb Dot Net. The Fatwa said, quote:“Islam is the religion of mercy; it is from Allah, The Most Gracious, The Most Merciful. He Says addressing His Messenger Muhammad (Sallallahu Alaihi wa Sallam)"And We have sent you (O Muhammad SAW) not but as a mercy for the 'Alamîn (mankind, jinns and all that exists)."[21:107].Such great Divine Mercy exceeds the human being to embrace animals and even each and everything in this universe. Islam
Quer viajar para Buenos Aires, na Argentina com acompanhante e tudo pago para assistir ao show do Arctic Monkeys?Então capriche e responda com criatividade à pergunta: Qual é o nome da nova música do Arctic Monkeys: I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor, Fluorescent Adolescent ou Brainstorm?.Promoção válida até: 21/10Participe da promoção!
BUENOS AIRES EN INGLATERRAEstoy de animos soft, asi que los musicos que se pelean por entrar al escaso espacio de la micro SD de mi nokia (amen de docenas de videos de todo tipo, fotos y 300 mb en juegos) son actualmente: union blessed of souls, lacrimosa, intoxicados, calamaro, sabina (si, sabina) y he decidido darle una nueva oportunidad a lo nacional : manganzoides, cementerio club, turbopotamos, mar de copas, campo de almas... rock tranquilo y suave... supongo que tiene que ver con mi modo de vida actual, rutinario y previsible.Nunca he sido un fanatico del rock britanico, contados casos supone la exaltación que significo oasis, o el buen recuerdo que tengo de lo que una vez fue un gran grupo llamado jamiroquai que prefiero recordar como era y no el patetico ahora pero un grupo ha salido de la historica y aburrida flema inglesa : ARTIC MONKEYS, un sonido moderno, letras ironicas y elaboradas, sonido facil y logrado a la vez... me gusta.Escuche con fruicion (y debo decir no sin ci
Click here to enlargeRiversway's Labour Councillors, Jack Davenport, Linda Crompton and Bhikhu Patel have been distributing a hard-hitting leaflet around the ward recently, denouncing the failure of the City Council to debate the flood risk posed by Broadgate's old and dilapidated flood defences and by the inadequate and poorly maintained storm drainage in the area.Jack Bavenport is quoted as saying " This really shows the contempt that the Tories and Lib Dems have for the people of this City. Serious concerns were raised about the drainage system in Hull, and we have had flooding in Riversway this year for similar reasons. It seems that the interests of the people of this City take second place to the interests of private business and faceless bodies like the Preston Vision Board"The leaflet uses a picture of recent flooding in Middleforth, taken from original material published on the 'Save The Ribble' Blog - Hey Labour Party - we don't mind people using quotes and photographs f
A reader named Popscience replied to my post We’re All a Bunch of Monkeys!!! with a hilarious video about religion by Brit stand-up comedian Marcus Brigstocke, whom I had never heard of until today, but it’s freaking hilarious. Thanks to Popscience.
Tracks 1. "Leave Before the Lights Come On" (Arctic Monkeys) 2. "Baby I'm Yours" (Barbara Lewis) featuring The 747sReleased: August 8, 2006Genre: Indie RockArtic Monkeys - Leave Before The Lights Come OnPassword: mizu.ws
Tracks1. The View From The Afternoon2. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor3. Fake Tales Of San Francisco4. Dancing Shoes5. You Probably Couldn't See The Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me6. Still Take You Home7. Riot Van8. Red Light Indicates The Doors Are Secure9. Mardy Bum10. Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But...11. When The Sun Goes Down12. From The Ritz To The Rubble13. A Certain RomanceReleased: January 23, 2006Genre: Indie RockArtic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am Not
Tracks1. (2:53) I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor2. (2:58) Bigger Boys & Stolen Sweethearts3. (4:42) Chun Li's Spinning Bird KickReleased: October 17, 2005Genre: Indie RockArtic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The DancefloorPassword: mizu.ws
You used to get it in your fishnetsNow you only get it in your night dressDiscarded all the naughty nights for nicenessLanded in a very common crisisEverything's in order in a black holeNothing seems as pretty as the past thoughThat Bloody Mary's lacking a TabascoRemember when he used to be a rascal?Oh that boy's a slagThe best you ever hadThe best you ever hadIs just a memory and those dreamsNot as daft as they seemNot as daft as they seemMy love when you dream them up...Flicking through a little book of sex tipsRemember when the boys were all electric?Now when she tells she's gonna get itI'm guessing that she'd rather just forget iClinging to not getting sentimentalSaid she wasn't going but she went stillLikes her gentlemen to not be gentleWas it a Mecca dabber or a betting pencil?Oh that boy's a slagThe best you ever had[Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]The best you ever hadIs just a memory and those dreamsWeren't as daft as they seemNot a
This is the rhetoric I’ve been holding for a long time. Fans of Richard Dawkins will love this. And if you’ve seen The Prophecy, you know this should have been narrated by Christopher Walken.
Género: Indie RockOrigen: InglaterraCalidad: Mp3 192 kbps01. Brianstorm02. Teddy Picker03. D Is For Dangerous04. Balaclava05. Fluorescent Adolescent06. Only Ones Who Know07. Do Me A Favour08. This House Is A Circus09. If You Were There, Beware10. The Bad Thing11. Old Yellow Bricks12. 505:: DESCARGAR AQUI ::
A new study saysToddlers smarter than monkeysEvolution worksI had to laugh at the study. Any parent could tell you that a toddler can watch a person complete a task, like opening a cookie container, and copy the actions. OK, we probably aren't so good at telling you how a monkey would respond, but we know how smart toddlers are.What they didn't reveal in the study is the likelihood that the toddler will do said task when you're not watching, at the most inopportune time, or perform a task you really didn't want them to copy. Like flipping someone the bird.
Clothes with a big grinning monkey printed or embroidered on them are all the rage this fall and little kids from toddlers on up want in on the trendy look. Sock monkeys are cute and these monkey prints seem to have copied the look in spades. There's no disputing the fact that mischievous monkeys are all time favorites of children of all ages and now they can enjoy them on pretty pink and blue hoodies with fuzzy brown monkey ears! There are also shirts, t-shirts and even pajamas and gowns that are decorated with the red, brown and white monkey for the little girls and boys that just love that sock monkey!
Female rhesus monkeys use special vocalizations while interacting with infants, the way human adults use motherese, or "baby talk," to engage babies' attention, new research at the University of Chicago shows. "Motherese is a high pitched and musical form of speech, which may be biological in origin," said Dario Maestripieri, Associate Professor in Comparative Human Development at the University. "The acoustic structure of particular monkey vocalizations called girneys may be adaptively designed to attract young infants and engage their attention, similar to how the acoustic structure of human motherese, or baby talk, allows adults to visually or socially engage with infants."In order to determine if other primates also use special vocalizations while interacting with infants, researchers studied a group of free-ranging rhesus macaques, which live on an island off the coast of Puerto Rico. They studied the vocalizations exchanged between adult females and found that grunts and girneys
Arctic Monkeys, la gran revelación de la música británica en 2006, llegará por primera vez a la Argentina para presentarse en el Estadio Luna Park. La banda encabezada por Alex Turner actuará el 24 de octubre en el estadio de Corrientes y Bouchard, donde mostrará en vivo las canciones de su segundo álbum, "Favourite Worst Nightmare", y también las de su debut, el explosivo "Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not", el disco debut que los catapultó al estrellato internacional.Las entradas para el concierto en Buenos Aires se pondrán a la venta en los próximos días.Tras pasar por la Argentina, los días 26, 28 y 31 de octubre, los Arctic Monkeys se presentarán en distintas ciudades de Brasil.
I post this not as a joke, for those of you who might be tempted to laugh at sexual harassment. I point it out to illustrate how close we are to the rest of the animal world, and how close they are to us.
“The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us,” said Mrs Njeri.
BBC NEWS | Africa | Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers
It is a kind of pet peeve of mine that so many think humans are radically different from the rest of the animal kingdom. I think this is a fundamentally flawed way to look at things, and a way that is quite unsupportable. And from this conception– very popular conception– we get some fundamentally wrong ideas about the human relationship to its environment. Namely, I think, we get the idea that we don’t actually have an environment in the sense that other animals do.
I tried, by the way, to find a good picture, but failed. I can warn you, h
By Mantas LisauskasAfter hearing I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor on the radio and the fact that it made Number 1 within a few weeks of it being released I thought the Arctic Monkeys deserved a review on UKEvents.The band formed in 2002, but were only just being recognized when their demos became available on the Net in 2004. Their appearances on the Carling Stage at the 2005 Reading and Leeds Festivals were hyped by much of the music press especially by the NME magazine and they received a rather large crowd at the events.Their popularity rocketed following several shows which notably impressed many who went to them - the band played at a sold-out London Astoria, and 2000 fans sang the words to every song, despite the fact that the band had only released one record.The band finished recording their debut album at a studio in Lincolnshire in September 2005. Its name was confirmed as Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not in early December, before its release date of 30 J
Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys, Music Video and Lyrics
Arctic Monkeys - Brianstorm Lyrics
Brian,
Top marks for not tryin’
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We’re grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder are you puttin’ us under
Cause we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator
Arctic Monkeys, Brianstorm, Lyrics, [...]
It's the vervet monkeys vs. the Kenyan villagers, and the monkeys are winning (I would have said something about apes here, but then pc idiots inevitably missing my point would have accused me of racism). Women in the village of Nachu claim that close to 300 monkeys invade the farms each dawn to eat maize, potatoes, beans and other crops, and the monkeys aren't afraid of the women:
"When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website.
"But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."
In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.
"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
The Kenyan Wildlife Service told the B
You know something, my fellow readers. Last few days my friends joked around saying that I have been promoted in the online world. They were giggling like mad but yet they don’t want to disclose the joke and they told me to find it out on my own instead.I asked myself, have I done something silly online? I went back and looked into my blogs and yet I could not find anything quite wrong with them. Bloody hell… What are they talking about then?Alas, earlier today I finally found out what their joke was all about. Yes, it is true, I suppose. I may have been promoted in the online world. They were referring to the current war of words between some of our silly political leaders and some of our brave Malaysian political bloggers. Yes, my fellow readers. Malaysia currently has a war in her hands. Silly war really… :-)Whatever it is, the war of words has pissed off some of our Malaysian political figures and they have come out not fighting but cursing… Poor thing… They need to see s
Vídeo criado por Ernest Cline (www.ernestcline.com) - Uma abordagem divertida trazendo a realidade do pensamento humano:Original Version / LegendadoVersão dublada:Links Originais:Versão original / Versão dublada
Hat tip to Magdalene's Musings for this quiz. What book are you?You're Inherit the Wind!by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. LeeTo you, the learning process is inherently about controversy. Ifpeople aren't having their minds stretched, how could they possibly be learning? Thismakes you a good but unpopular teacher, and the people around you are ready to make ita federal case. All you're asking them to do is evolve a little. But they would likeyou to be more creative. You would make an excellent lawyer, even though people thinkyou love monkeys.Take the Book Quizat the Blue Pyramid.
Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys , Music Video and Lyrics
Album - Favourite Worst Nightmare
Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent Lyrics
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything�s in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as [...]
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According to the National Science Foundation, the average person has approximately 12 to 50 thousand thoughts per day. Many of these you know are straight from the chatter monkeys. We have all heard the chatter monkeys before. "that's not going to work", "I know what she's going to say.." "I'd like to, but I… "I can't because.." "I would like to try that but.."Some chatter monkeys are loud and obnoxious, its easy to tell when they are around. These are more like gorillas on our backs. These guys tend to get personal. "What was I thinking" "That was pretty stupid." "I'm no good at computers" "I am clumsy" Its easy to recognize these guys, maybe not so easy to ask them to leave, but you know when these guys are around.
The other type of chatter monkeys are your friend, your voice of reason. They have pr
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Lets face it, the Gym Class Heroes will never be as cool as the Arctics, but for those hardcore-Chokehold who need some convincing, take a well scrutinizing look at this melodramatic cover.
After the Arctic Monkeys’ 2006 over-hyped, over-blogged, over-publicized, over-the-top sucess with their triumphant debut, Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not, the lads got back in the studio to manufacture the extremely critized flop, Leave Before The Lights Come On, which was seen as an act of sell-outship. The witty damn-I-shouldn’t ‘ave-fucked-her lyrics shamed against the sure-fire signiture Arctic Monkeyness they seem do with their instruments, seems to pack as must action as any title track from Whatever…, proving that Alex Turner’s songcraft was unaffected by this hyped-blogged-publized-over-the-top-ness that seemed to surround the Arctics.
Why then did the Gym Class Heroes go out of their way to produce a sloppy version of it? Af
Many Times In This WebSite, I Have Referred To GeorgeBush As A MonkeyMy ApologiesTo My Monkey Friends, In TheirGlorious NatureFor In Their GreatnessWe Should Not Demean Them InReference To BushAny Monkey IsMuch Better Than Bushtard OnAny Given DayAs A Monkey WouldNever Start Wars Based On LiesThey Eat BananasAnd Play In The TreesI Will Show Them More RespectMy Friends The Monkeys
