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Watch Momma's Boys Season 1 Episode 3 (s01e03) as it airs on tonight, December 29, 2008 as this episode will surely be exciting! In this episode of Momma's Boys (s01e03), the girls' secrets will be... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Just a reminder that the new reality dating show "Momma's Boys" premieres tomorrow night (12/16) @ 10/9c on NBC. (after The Biggest Loser Finale)-From the mind of Ryan Seacrest, "Momma's Boys" allows 3 moms to move in with 32 bachelorettes and take their beloved son's love lives into their own hands. {Website: Reality TV Soup}And with 32 ladies in one house there's sure to be some drama -- happy-g

I call her Godzilla because instead of walking around things she just blasts through them. Toys, shoes, you name it, she walks along leaving a wake of childlike destruction behind her.

I call her Godzilla because instead of walking around things she just blasts through them. Toys, shoes, you name it, she walks along leaving a wake of childlike destruction behind her.

Celeb Warship finds Lindsay Lohan’s cell phone screensaver revealing Bitten and Bound shows off Victoria Beckham and Son Romeo in a Santa Hat (PHOTOS) Bricks and Stones shares proof Justin Timberlake is a Tough Guy Anything Hollywood finds John Mayer Blogs About Not Being Moody Best Celeb [...]

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So why get out of bed? I smell them baking and I licked my lips and gave the big ole' puppy eyes and nothing. So forget it. No walk for you momma.

So why get out of bed? I smell them baking and I licked my lips and gave the big ole' puppy eyes and nothing. So forget it. No walk for you momma.

While attending today’s press day for ‘’Soul Men’’ – the new Bernie Mac/Samuel L. Jackson comedy – producer David Friendly told IESB that he’s currently working on a second sequel to Lawrence’s surprise hit “Big Momma’s House”.Though originally planned for release this year, Friendly says the sequel is now on the fast-track (its currently being written) and he hopes to have

You gon vote Obama way.Imma Vote Obama Way! Remix - DLakeAer-OBAMA - Daft Punk vs. Adam FreelandP.S. Watch the debate Wednesday!Bonus:What You Want (Suriusmo Remix) - Housemeister

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Yo momma so fat that to have sex with her you have to establish base camp and gradually acclimate. Yo momma so stupid she thinks is Family Guy a gripping docudrama. Yo momma so fat even Cubism can’t make her skinny. Yo momma so fat even Sir Mix-A-Lot wouldn’t hit it. Yo momma so stupid she refuses to visit [...]

More of Marcy Kaptur:Transcript of first video.Ms. KAPTUR. Mr. Speaker, here is the latest reality game. Let’s play Wall Street Bailout.Rule one: Rush the decision. Time the game to fall in the week before Congress is set to adjourn and just 6 weeks before an historic election so your opponents will be preoccupied, pressured, distracted, and in a hurry.Rule two: Disarm the public through fear. W

Label: Strictly RhythmCatalog#: SR 12 653Format: Vinyl, 12"Country: UKReleased: 18 Aug 2008Genre: ElectronicStyle: Deep HouseSize: 82mbQuality: 320kbpsFurther Info:DiscogsOsunlade's MySpaceTracklisting:1. Momma's Groove (Original)2. Momma’s Groove (Jimpster’s Hip Replacement Mix)3. Momma's Groove (Jimpster's Slipped Disc Mix)4. Momma’s Groove (Nomumbah’s Re

Hi everyone! This is Momma, with my first official blog post. My dear husband is so busy that I am going to step in as time allows and keep you updated on all the latest frugal happenings, thrifty tips, and freebies! If there are certain things you would like to see me post about, feel free to leave a comment and let me know. To get things started, here are some cool freebies for you - if you ha

Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORTop 5 Ways To Make Sexual Advances On Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack ObamaA follow up to "Off Da Chain Wit McCain"5. Surprise him with a gender-altering surgery, he's all about 'change'4. Make him feel comfortable, tell him you're not just an average Washington prostitute.3. Help him relax; "Don't worry about the oil crisis Barack, you could provide the ent

The mother of two of T.I.'s children has sued the platinum-selling rapper for child support, saying she is having a hard time supporting the boys and now wants a court-ordered arrangement for payment.Lashon Dixon and T.I. have known each other since they were teenagers and dated before he reached megastar status. They have two sons together, ages 7 and 8. Dixon says T.I. currently gives her about

Britney Spears mother Lynne is releasing a tell-all book Sepember 16, entitled ‘Through the Storm’. Unfotunately for her details and passages from the book have been leaked online [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. The National Enquirer (via The Daily Fail) got a hold of the book before... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Yeah. You heard me.What a strange day.I have a job.What?!Yeah. A job. Sort of.I became a guide at ChaCha yesterday. They had me waiting and agonizing for 15 days over whether I had passed the tests or not. I saw countless people approved ahead of me while I languished.It's not the best paying gig, but it's kinda fun. People ask questions, and ChaCha answers. It's like a Magic 8 Ball of text

After many (many… many… MANY) hours of watching Wes wrestle with Photoshop, I spotted a link on Plurk for logos and entrecards and decided to try an alternate route. If you don’t know, Pete from Bible Money Matters does some pretty spectacular work. Check out some examples here. Not only was the work done quickly AND [...]

When you are the thinnest you will likely ever be.....With the flattest tummy you will ever have (barring lipo and tummy tucks here people...work with me!)........And you are on the ocean with your new husband enjoying your honeymoon.......What should you wear? Some cute bikini and a good tan? Totally.Me? I wore this: Yes. That is a MICKEY MOUSE bathing suit. With a pair of shorts over it. And a

Hey y’all, Okay, maybe I lied a bit with that title. It seems one of the defining aspects of the dozens as a practice is that - Canada aside - it’s mostly limited to the United States. Is it something to do with our comic sensibility? The longtime presence, and interaction with the dominant population groups, [...]

{summary}Today I had an appointment to donate blood at American Red Cross.  It’s an endeavor I’ve been trying to accomplish since college at least, however I either didn’t meet the weight requirement or I was pregnant/nursing, recently pierced/tattooed, etc.  I was stoked when I went to the doctor last week and stepped on the scale to see that I was a couple of pounds over the requ

Have you heard of Top Momma? Go click here, and click often on my photo! Tell others, pass it on. I’ll love you for it… Hopefully I can last more than one day. A girl about to give birth has dreams you know! It’s this picture:

Chromeo recently dropped their new video for “Momma’s Boy” and I have to say, as much as I’m not a big Chromeo fan I love this song, and I love the video too.  I don’t know why but it really reminds me of the anti-drug campaign video (watch it HERE) that featured a song by Aphex [...]

{summary}Sometimes when you ask Rosco do things he’ll kindly acquiesce.  For example, at daycare pick-up he may run up to me and show me a puzzle piece he’s been manipulating.  I’ll say “That’s great!  Can you put that back?” And he will. Other times when you ask Rosco to do things he’ll give you the “You have shit for brains” expression that indicates that he a

Hey y’all, Residents of the icy, Molson-slamming, hockey-obsessed tundra wasteland known popularly as Canada may have among the world’s highest standards of living and Montreal going for them, but they didn’t have MTV2, and they didn’t have Yo Momma. Well, until now, that is. TORONTO, July 21 /CNW/ - The Much MTV Group announced today that MTV2 [...]

It's been a tough year economically for the U.S. and the world, rising food, commodities and oil prices have taken their toll. Added to the above are the continuing subprime crisis/credit crunch and concerns over Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan.Fortunately, the feel good movie of the year has arrived in "Momma Mia". I saw stage productions of Momma twice in Toronto and enjo

Nancy said Noah stood on his own for five seconds today and then fell down.Dang, I hate that I am missing that. Soon, she'll tell me he is walking. Then talking.Shit. In this picture, of course, Noah is not walking or standing. Nancy's got him shopping somewhere, presumably a SuperTarget or an HEB in Austin. Damn, I love this boy!

There are TOO MANY starred entries in my feed reader.  I don’t even know where to start!  But, here are a few of my favorites from the last week.  This is by no means a comprehensive list, but it’s a good start. Can I get Rich On A Salary says: If I were a rich man…  [...]

I mean Yo Momma the TV show of course. Nobody could class up yo actual momma, because she’s so trashy that when she stands at the end of your driveway the city sends a couple dudes to take her to the dump. Yo momma so trashy that you get Christmas cards from Oscar the Grouch. [...]

Restaurant: Gary DankoAddress: 800 North Point Street, Fisherman’s Wharf, SFPhone Number: (415) 749-2060Cuisine: FrenchDate Last Visited: April 23, 2008Dining Partner: Momma and SAMSo there is this lady in my life. She’s my mom. Everyone is going to claim that their mom is the best mom in the world. Well, my mom is the best mom in the whole universe. I will tell you 10 good reasons w

I won’t be home all weekend.  I’ll be at the Georgia State PTA Conference learning how to be the PTA President.  I don’t have any fabulous posts lined up or any wonderful guest posters.  I do hope you’ll stick around with me though.  Please, if you haven’t already done so, go over and leave [...]

It’s no secret that grocery and household goods prices are rising every month. Everyone we know has been struggling to keep costs down and still provide for all their family’s day to day needs. In response to this growing need, I’ve been working to develop a money saving coupon system that works for all family [...]

This is what Serena's mom, Oracene Price, had to say after Serena's Wimbledon loss (to Venus)...."Serena thinks everything is supposed to go her way, that’s the bottom line. She thinks that’s the way it’s supposed to go in life. But this is life. She’s going to have to learn how to suck things up. Say, ‘OK, I’m not going to win everything. I just got to be, this is going to make m

Hey y’all, Yo momma drinks. Yo momma so drunk that her breast milk is 80 proof. Yo momma such a lush they’ve even started naming cocktails after her. Or at least, one restaurant in Minneapolis has: Now you’re old enough to drink you know that whiskey and Country Time Lemonade isn’t that big of a deal, but [...]

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said."We suspect that a giraffe kicked open a pen," Dutch police said in a statement, adding that the animals did not get far before they were rounded up and returned to the circus.

Hey y’all, Okay, as I’m sure everyone is aware, there is no sports sponsorship of the concept of the dozens. There is no official sport or team of Yo Momma. But if you think about the cultural milieu of momma jokes, the font from which the dozens sprung forth, certain sports seem a more appropriate accompaniment [...]

I am so excited to have my hubby and oldest daughter back safely from Mexico. Besides a little nausea and tiredness, they are both feeling pretty good. I was excited to hear their stories and look at the pictures. As I listened to her talk about the people they ministered to and the love she acquired for them...and especially hearing her talk about what God did in her heart....well, I couldn't be

More babymomma drama! 50 Cent got some good and bad news today, Friday. The good news is that he's going to be seeing his son, Marquise, again! But, the bad news is that a judge has granted baby momma Shaniqua Tompkins a temporary restraining order against Fiddy, which will require him to forfeit any guns and other firearms. Also, any pickup and drop off of the youngin' must be done "at curbside."

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Written by Kimberly -Looks like Ethan Hawkeis going to make an honest woman out oflongtime lover Ryan Shawhughes.Hawkeand his very pregnant girlfriend were seen applying for a marriage licen

The Daily Stab covers Cameron Diaz July 2008 Shape Magazine Hollywood Backwash finds Nicole Richie Pitching Reality Show To MTV Anything Hollywood finds Hannah Montana Set Crashes Bitten and Bound says Idol Boss Nigel Lythgoe Slams George Bush and the David’s

 Sugar is a quiet TRUE Dun mare with JAZZ breeding. Since she's been with us our 14yr old Son has put a lot of riding time on her. With formal training I think this little girl would make a great reining or cutting horse. She's very soft mouthed. Sugar foaled on May 20th, a nice red dun filly out of Perfect Poco Peppy (a foundation bred stud). Her dun coloring makes her flashy, the tiger stri

(caption this image) According to the beacon of truth known as TMZ: Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ.com: A guy is suing comedian Eddie Griffin for allegedly beating the crap out him after he was “wrongfully accused of disrespecting [Eddie Griffin’s]... Continue to www.MadHollywood.com

I was so stunned by how perfect Alessandra Ambrosio looks during her pregnancy, that I almost missed this model's pregnancy pics... Izabel Goulart, another Vicoria's Secret Brazilian hottie is well in her pregnancy, but is doing photo shoots and runway with that bump! And she looks better than most women do when they're not pregnant!

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{summary}I had fully intended to take Rosco to get measured for a new pair of shoes this weekend but ended up shifting the timetable a bit because he ruined his one pair of wearable shoes today. After work I needed to make a run to A.C. Moore (that bastion of arts and crafts goodliness) to get a cake box and while we were out with the kid figured we should have dinner. Scott was being typicall

Due to recent events that I care NOT to discuss right now in full detail, my Mother is pissed at me...nothing fucking new there.  I've always been doing everything WRONG!  I can see why she's mad at me, but this is totally over the top. My middle sister has pissed me off so much that I completely wrote her off, she's the one that opened her big fat mouth to get me (I'm 33) into "tr

Jamie Lynn Spears, knocked-up Nickelodeon star and Britney’s lil’ sis, celebrated Mother’s Day with her fiance and his mother on Sunday. Glammed up in a bright print dress and yellow heels, the expectant Spears, 17, gassed up her Range Rover on Saturday and headed to Liberty, Miss, where friends threw an early-evening event attended by [...]

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For the most beautiful woman in my life: MOTHER. On this Mother’s day I celebrate you, I think about what you mean to me, I think about the good times, I think about the bad times, through it all you stood there with open arms and LOVE. I Love the with all my heart, forever and ever. Mother’s Day is your day. momma, so wonderful you are.And to all you other mothers... know that your children need you and love you. Mothers this is your day, Happy Mother’s Day!!

Pirate Momma Pirate Momma at Zane’s Flag Football game.  Yes, its snowing in April in Arvada, CO.  Pirate momma is raising two QBs.

Ok, let's just call the Aging Disco Diva a bit overprotective....a bit old fashioned....a bit old school... but when did quasi child porn become artsy? And what the f'n hell was Momma Billy Ray Rose doing while his 15...yes folks....15 year old daughter was posing for the picture above? Was he too damn busy counting the money his little cash cow is raking in to notice that she was posing provocatively, with her jail bait naughty bits covered up only with a silk sheet? OMFG. 15 might be considered an old woman back in the trailer park but carp on a stick, in most states (note I did not say all states) a 15 year old is still considered a child.Does it take more than two brain cells to realize that a photo of your child wearing nothing but a sheet might be inappropriate for someone who is be

In case you didn't know 5 Minutes for Mom is hosting all sorts of giveaways in honor of Mother's Day. So be sure to head on over there and enter the contests. They'll be posting different giveaways over the next couple of weeks, so I'll keep their button in my sidebar for easy linking. Good Luck! Also, you have until the 7th to enter their 2 Weeks of Toys giveaways, so be sure to check those

Pictured from the left: George Harrison, 20, Paul McCartney, 21, John Lennon, 22, and Ringo Starr, 23, relax in the sun in Weston-Super-Mare during a week’s appearance at the local cinema.  Four weeks later their lives were to change forever.  The photo was taken in July 1963 during a week when the group had [...]

  Little Rudy from “The Cosby Show” is all grown up and playing  an incarcerated prostitute? Keshia Knight Pulliam will star as an imprisoned prostitute in “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail.” Derek Luke also stars in the Lionsgate comedy, which is set to begin filming in Atlanta next month for a tentative early 2009 release. Gone [...]

This morning as I sip my coffee I have the balcony doors open to the ocean. The crashing of the waves is so common place in my subconscious now it will soon sound too quiet when we are on the road traveling through South Carolina, North Carolina and Tennessee and I hear the hum of the tires instead of the surf. Every morning this week I've watched for dolphins and whales as we've seen the

I was confined in the hospital, with my mother as my company, when Pacquiao and Marquez had their fight in Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas last March 16, Manila time. I remember my mother getting all ablaze over the whole fight, while I was knocked out and would doze off in between fights.   At 62, [...]

Hey y’all, Another week gone by here at the Yo Momma blog, and you’ll notice that we managed to do it without even mentioning the death of Charlton Heston. Very restrained on our part. No, we stuck to the kind of news way towards the back of the newspaper, because, hey, we’re a niche blog. First [...]

Hey y’all, Charles Barkley, former NBA great, has found a second career as a color commentator. And apparently when he was covering a Golden State Warriors game a couple days ago, his hosts weren’t exactly inviting. But ol’ Charles knew how to come back in style. Barkley on Golden State’s video screen comparing him to Jabba the [...]

Hey y’all, Here goes some news about mommas that I just feel in the bottom of my soul that you’ll enjoy. 50 has won in his eviction case against his ex-girlfriend/baby mama. Even though they split up years ago, Shaniqua Tompkins, thought she had the “right” to stay in a house that 50 Cent purchased — without [...]

I am a huge fan of comedy! I am a huge fan of Martin Lawrence! So this 2000 release from Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation was a recipe for fun. I admit the plot is a little formulaic, but would you really be renting this for the in depth plot and character development? I am smiling just thinking of that! This is an old fashioned story of boy meets girl, in this case the lovely Nia Long, under less than favorable but side splittingly hilarious circumstances. Martin Lawrence is his usually funny self and the effects that went into creating "Momma" are reminiscent of Eddie Murphy's multiple characters in The Nutty Professor and Robin William's character Mrs. Doubtfire! He is supported by an excellent cast including, the aforementioned Nia Long, Paul Giamatti (think Lady In The Water

Hey y’all, Can you smell spring in the air? Or does the powerful stench rolling off yo momma’s haunches overpower it? What did we cover this week on the blog? Mostly stuff from the news, as I recall. We recovered from an attack of futuristic Internet robots bent on our destruction. We turned you on to some [...]

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circul

Hey y’all, You know that we faithfully follow news developments about significant mommas here on the Yo Momma Blog, and surely one of the most important mommas out there today has got to be presidential candidate Barack Obama’s momma. Man, that’s got a ring to it. Who can resist? Anyway, the subject of Obama’s momma came up [...]

Federline's big 3-0 party may have reunited him with the mother of his other two children

According to IMDB.com, a Georgia woman has filed a paternity suit against Mike Epps and “claims the actor is the father of her four-month-old child”. Court documents revealed that the unidentified woman is requesting that “Epps take a DNA test and acknowledge the child as his own”. Apparently, the unidentified woman wanted to keep the matter private, however she was forced to go public with the matter, after her attempts to reach Epps and his attorneys via calls & emails generated no responses. What’s interesting is that Epps “has been married to wife Michelle McCain since 2006”. If the child is his, then he will have to do some explaining to wifey!

Top-rated snaps. Beaming new mommas. Trenchant commentary. More beaming new mommas. Ladies and gentlemen, last week on the Yo Momma blog! See you Monday! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F03%2F22%2Fthe-yo-momma-weekly-roundup-20%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Yo+Momma+Weekly+Roundup%21'; addthis_pub = 'yomomma';

Hey y’all, I…I just gotta admit it. I love a good, clean scandal. The kind full of titillating details. The kind full of sordid developments. The kind that you like reading about, not the kind that makes you hold your head in your hands and want to cry a little. And man, I gotta say that [...]

Jesus H. Christ. The central figure of the Christian faith. The purported savior of humanity. The main man to 3 billion of the world’s people. And apparently the best battler on YoMomma.tv. It takes a lot of hubris to pretend to be God on a website, but whoever Jesus is, it’s working for him – [...]

Hey y’all, We assume that you watch Yo Momma the show as religiously as you participate in those fierce battles on YoMomma.tv So if you love the show as much as we do, you’d probably jump at the chance to get to know a little about what inspires a titan of dozens. Thanks to the Asian [...]

Hey y’all, No sheep for the shepherd this week - not much to round up. Basically all we brought to you this week was our apology for being gone and our promise to never slack in our Yo Momma duty again. So what else happened this week? A cursory glance at the news ain’t too encouraging - [...]

{summary} April 11, 1922 - March 7, 2008 I’ll be on hiatus for a while.  The grandmother who raised me passed away this morning.  I’m a bit traumatized and I feel like someone has kicked my feet from under me. It’s so hard because I don’t want my baby to see me cry.

Hey y’all, Whew. Take a deep breath with me. Let that sucker out long and slow. Yeah, that’s right: we finally made it to the weekend. And this is one of those weekends with a weird tension hanging over everything, the weekend before the storm; this coming week may well decide the political future of America. [...]

Hey y’all, I promised to be more positive this week, and by Momma, I think I succeeded. Any week when I come across some actually funny snaps on the site is a success in my book. So what did we touch on in this, the week that was? Well, on Monday we couldn’t resist commenting on [...]

I made my Grandma's Bread again today, but with a few additions which turned it into pizza bread. I divided the batch in half and made one into a loaf and the other into rolls. I think it turned out pretty good, and my husband liked the loaf sliced up and dipped in ranch sauce. If you click on the pictures you can see them larger. Here's what I did. I added the following ingredients to the

Thanks to all of you who voted to keep me a Top Momma. However, all good things must come to an end, and unfortunately my time on TopMomma.com has come and gone. I lasted 2 weeks! Thanks again!

Hey y’all, Have I been a little cranky this week? It feels like it. You know me - for better or for worse, I’m passionate about bringing Yo Momma snaps to a higher plateau, to elevate them into the respected form of humor you and I know they can be, and sometimes I get a little [...]

It’s been one of those exhausting weeks news-wise. Politicians duke it out, storms ravage the nation, gunmen prowl the streets, striking writers clog the streets of Hollywood, and Africa is just…having problems. Some of that was touched on this week on the blog, and some, thankfully, wasn’t. Because who wants a Yo Momma snap about [...]

First I was hot Mama, a couple days ago (see the previous post for clarification!), and now I'm a TopMomma! I'm on the front, home page of TopMomma.com! Now I don't know how I got there, and I don't know what this is exactly, but since when has confusion and blundering around stopped me from getting anywhere?!!"Mommy bloggers are sorted by popularity, which is based on clicks and referrals. When a new mom enters the roster, the least popular one gets pushed off the site. Think of it as a “mommy time out”…With a bit of luck, and a really supportive bra, you just may end up as TOP MOMMA – which earns you bragging rights and a spot in the elusive “Hall of Fame..."Okay, so does this mean people have to vote for me? Am I still a top mama even if no one responds to this at all? Do I

I am SO proud of Mara Lin for listening, following directions, and having a great day at preschool today.I'm so excited that she got to pick a prize out of Miss Brandi's prize box.And I am even more excited that she choose a kazoo for that prize.Let me tell you how tickled to death I am that I've only gotten to hear B-I-N-G-O played on said kazoo eighty-two times in the last ten minutes.Yep, I am one proud CRAZY Momma! Oh, and Mara might have to go to the ER tonight for ingesting a kazoo.

Hey! I am on the front page of TopMomma.com! Time is of the essence, so make sure that you stop by and click my face! This is a contest, so I need to get the most clicks as possible to remain a Top Momma! Thanks! [...]

Have you noticed the odd religious bent certain jokes at Yo Momma have? This frightens me, because this man imagines a timeless, infinite mother, existing beyond space, of such enormous and terrifying dimensions that she inconveniences God. It’s really pretty Lovecraftian. I’ll have a hard time sleeping tonight. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F01%2F29%2Fth

The whole house comes to a Halt! Well, It seems that my Frantic pace of the last few months really caught up to me. Couldn't get out of my bed Friday morning. My Hubby had to get Elijah off to school and hustled myself and the Sick Sassy Girl to Urgent care. The whole mood of the house changes when Mom finally goes down with something. Quite took over my house, which in this house is Never heard. After a long Dr.Visit the girl and I left with 4 meds for me and 2 for her! Bronchitis for me a Sinus infection for her. Hmmmm, If I were keeping score I would say Mom won that one! I must say, not in my almost 41 years have I been blessed with Bronchitis and hope to never be again. Came home and slept the rest of the day and night! Had a few visits for meds and kids making sure mommy was still b

Three fouls and a double this week at Yo Momma. We dealt with defunct art movements, complete incomprehensibility, apparent dyslexia, and the rare gem of genuine humor. I always learn something from Yo Momma. I usually didn’t want to know, but I do always learn something. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F01%2F25%2Fyo-momma-weekly-round-up%2F'; addthis_title [...

Not our classiest week here at Yo Momma. We had random incest news, and then the Three Faces of Eve Padiwan to keep us company. I see from the stats of the lovely Padiwan that, while she has been a member of the site for a six months, only two battles she’s been in [...]

I swear, the AP is just handing these to me. LONDON, England (CNN) — British twins who had been separated at birth learned they were related only after they had become husband and wife, a senior British lawmaker said. The marriage has been annulled. … “They were never told that they were twins,” he said during [...]

We had a varied week in Yo Momma. We had the end (finally) of the holiday season. We had another dead white chick. We had a fascinating how-to about the editorial process that goes into this fine blog. And finally, we learned a valuable lesson about how “mean” is relative. See you on the [...]

This in from the AP: DES MOINES, Iowa — Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the “meanest mom on the planet.” After finding alcohol in her son’s car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old’s misdeed with everyone — by placing an ad in the local newspaper. The ad reads: “OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents [...]

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